Golden Years

>>38021068
Supppp Oldfa
Oregami

>>38021068
>even if you have to wait decades, you will find someone eventually

Even if I make no effort and am a fat piece of shit with a mnimum-wage job at that age?

>>38021068
>and her parents hate me because I'm almost twice her age
Being really helpful there, bro.

t. over 40 with a 20 year old girl

>>38021109
Of course you have to make an effort. Girls want to have sex with their dads, unless their dad is an ugly piece of shit. You can't just expect things on a silver plate. You need to work for the things you want. Then when you actually get it, it makes it even better, because this is what you struggled for. It's like the difference between sex and porn. Porn is something you have at the touch of a button. Sex is something you work for. That's why it better. Also, money isn't the matter. Literally just have a decent body, and a few good shirts and trousers, and you're set.

>>38021151
You shouldn't care what their parents think. When you stop doing things that are bad for you when others want you to, it boosts your confidence, at least it boosted mine.

>>38021155
>Of course you have to make an effort
>You need to work for the things you want.
>have a decent body, and a few good shirts and trousers
Fuck that. It's not even worth it at that point. I'll pass.

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Thank you George Clooney. I'm very hopeful and ready for my next pity fuck.

>>38021234
This is why you'll never be happy. I hope you die, you little fucking prick

>>38021280
Dude, I'm saying if you ever feel down, it's all about the wait. I hate seeing other people on r9k with their bad lives, and I wish I could do something to help them. I've cried sometimes because of how bad I feel for them. This is why I'm saying this.

me, a goblin-ghoul pantera, is marrying a 3000 year old door frame! jus' play /soc ova & ova & ova. Omegle is a player's best friend. Play guitar for the guise who bring the gurlz! o 'n i'm won.

>>38021345
lemme stick a sticker on my forehead, call me foretopman, then a crooked branch in your swamp daddi?

What if I lose my hair?

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1. There is no such thing as pitty fuck
2. They older you get, the harder is to get women unless you are getting rich

OP is a troll and a fag. Sage.

i just lost my virginity at the ripe age of 99 years. I was a born again virgin, I lost my virginity on the day I was born(anal sex). those was the days, we dun ran a train on a thot in a gazebo, almost vied 4 the world's greatest Asian pua, but then we all recognized I wasn't Asian and my social circle was filled with venom; it was when my lungs filled with water that I could finally breev.

>>38022319
call Sean Paul, issit me?

>>38022332
I've been given pity sex before. Twice by the same person actually. She was a 10/10 and I'm about a 6/10.

>>38022424
If that was true we would be drowning in pussy. You are probably a Chad. Fuck off.

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op, just 1 ?:
have u ever stolen a nickel from big Susan's piggybank in order to eventually realize you were sill 5 cents short of that dime enema?

I didn't post just to be cut down by some rich Dinosuchus.

Is it true the sweetest sour is the greatest for the greatest number, Old Person?
i'm just yankin' yo chain
-Robert Clinton soley

>>38021068
My gf is 5 years older than me :(

>>38022449
Please don't call me a Chad.