Is play fighting with a girl a good idea to get physically close?

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>>38013661
The kid there like fucking nigger let me watch cartoons in peace.

>>38013661
is there some sort of story to this?

>>38013816
http://www.nj.com/essex/index.ssf/2016/06/hold_nanny_cam_victim_sentenced.html

Yes just be careful with them because they are weak.

>>38013347
Hmmm... Say, is this loss?

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>>38013347
Absolutely
origiinal

>>38013661
>That little girl trying to watch cartoons on the couch while her mother gets the living shit beaten out of her

Burn the coal, pay the toll.

>>38013347
How strong is a man, really? I've never tested my strength against a man so it feels like I could beat a guy my size.

>>38015718
pretty strong desu even for untrained men
testosterone is a hell of a drug

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>>38013951
>45 years old
>have to serve 63 years before parole

>>38013661
Why does this dumb bitch keep getting back up...?
What a stupid slut

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>>38013661
>:47
>dat kick
literally /myguy/

>>38015194
She didn't know of him beforehand. He was just some crazy fuck that tried to rob the house and went into a rage when she was there.

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>>38015718
keep dreaming, you don't stand a chance

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>>38015918
What percentage power was that nigga using?

>>38013951
If he was going to be imprisoned for life he might as well have raped her.

>>38015954
He didnt even punch her, i dont think he went 100% with that suplex either.
Still taught that fat stacy a lesson though.

>>38015972
and the loli for dessert

>>38013661

I got an unintended boner from this

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>>38015718
You can fight and beat me, baby

I had sex the first and only time of my life via mock swordfighting with a girl.

So yeah, i think it works.

>>38013347
This isn't a harem ecchi anime where you are the main character. This is a bad idea. Stop pretending your Chinese Cartoons are real.

>>38013347


It is an extremely childish, but surprisingly efficient way to get much closer in a short time. Especially drunk.
As a matter of fact just recently some girl tried to piss me off by throwing shit at me at some party, I grabbed her and tried to take away whatever she planned to throw next and she instantly folded without really struggling. Just held onto her throwable with all her might.
A buddy later told me that she apparently wanted me to bring her home but I was to drunk to notice.

>>38016500
Story? Sounds cute.

>>38016854
>wanna reenact that scene from spaceballz, anon?
>sure!
>whip out wangski
>gasp, it seems we're equal in power!
>whips out her wangski
>sword fight while occasionally blowing into a fan to make cool sound effects
>bring up willy wars from here
>new challenge
>her schwartz was no match for mine
>to the victor goes the spoils

>>38016854
Its not a long story honestly
>Have neightboors friends, they come home, two guys
>Their little sister "hates" me, but we tend to hang around
>Suddenly we decide to mock sword fight, since i told her i had defeated everyone and was the best at it (we just used sticks, not real swords)
>Tell her to make bets, the loser has to obey the winner, she agrees
>Fight, i win, the little fucker did hit like a brick
>At night we are both alone on the bedroom, she says that he wants a rematch and hits me, i tell her that now im gonna hit her
>I put her over my legs and spank her, she is laughing and calls me an idiot
>She escapes of my hold and manages to wrestle me, she is on top
>I keep grabbing her ass, little by little our fight starts getting more sexual
>5 minutes later im just fingerfucking her while she moans

The rest is obvious.

>>38015718
Men have much, much more muscle mass per weight fraction. Even manlets and lanklets are stronger than most women, not even joking. The average 5'10" 180lb skinnyfat schlub can murder about 90% of women with his bare hands, and most of the remaining 10% would survive by virtue of running faster for longer.

>>38017345
A well trained woman can beat the average skinnyfat guy if he doesn't have alot of fighting experience.

>>38017575
>well trained
I was gonna argue with you,but god damn, normalfags never learn