Hapa milf is obsessed with me

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Here's a chat we're having. Jthtfg

>>38008496
she looks like a tranny originallllll

>>38008496
Where is she from OP? I'll take her off your hands. She's hot as fuck desu.

You sound like a faggot
However, if you happen to live in Boston, I'd gladly take her number off you

>>38008538
ask for a photo of her crotch no face

>>38008496
Fuck.
I'd be scared of that.
Run

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>>38008544
>>38008543
Florida, and I find her quite unattractive. She seems to think she's super attractive.

>>38008496
Wtf is wrong with you, you beta autist. Go on a date with her and fuck her. Life's too short to pass up on shit like this, trust me I have and you might end up regretting it.

>>38008496
do it anon! is she the same from your pic? please post more of her photos

>>38008596
They're horny morons. You are right she almost looks like a man or something and crazy. Put her on read

>>38008563
Kek I will. I'll ask her anything you guys want she has funny reactions.

>>38008496
>>38008596
Have you asked her if she is a tranny?Because she sure damn looks like one.

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>>38008607
Old toastie roastie sloot.

>>38008619
Based.
r9k potential hero

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>>38008660
>>38008642
>>38008563
Hm "she" seems like "she's" hiding something.

>>38008656
need to ask for a photo of her crotch

Nigga I would kill to be you.

>>38008683
DONT SAY PLEASE

say fine. nut if you dont show me your crotch im not meeting you. If you do I will

>>38008728
say this, nothing less will work

>>38008728
>>38008752
I did, thanks for the advice anons.

>>38008755
it's just been me dude. i told you it seemed like she was a tranny

>>38008683
while we wait for answere keep on posting pics. Did she gave you her facebook/instagram or something to investigate if its a he or a she?

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That thing has a dick bigger than mark wahlberg.

>>38008496
Dude I know the feeling. I had a similar experience. I mean mine wasn't an old tranny. She was a 18 year old girl who had massive tits. But she was ugly af. I debated in whether or not I should go on the dive. I decided against since it might be great for a few days, I would be disgusted at myself for peering my standards. And eventually I'd be like you and consider trannies

>>38008496
Why is she standing in a vat of piss?

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>>38008764
>>38008765
Here's her tinder profile, she has a super qt younger sister.

>>38008829
ask if her sister is single for top lels m8

later though, not yet

>>38008683
>Please
>Please
>Please
Please be an original comment

>>38008829
>low battery
Every time

>>38008829
Compared to the sister. it's definitely a tranny

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Hapa milf confirms traps are gay.

That neck. Hmmm

>>38008947
Tell her to come over now and fuck you or you'll never talk to her again

>>38008947
>im a real girl
roasties confirmed for transphobic
gas the roasties reeeeee

>>38008947
Yess this is gold

Even if you're 100% wrong its going to btfo this roasties self confidence

>>38008947
kek
tell her you'll only meet her if she has a penis

then ask about her sister

>>38008947
Why are you so gay? Fuck "it" and move on. Or link her to this thread and let her know we're all KHV x>25 and horny

>>38008947
>trap
>girl with penis

Stupid faggot. Go back to r3ddit, shit for brains.

>>38008947
why does she fuckin type like that LOL
if you dont wanna be a khhv jump on it if not why bother w tinder anyways

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I sent her this.

I want to be your little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on your breasts. Your magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. You would stick me into your hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for you to bleed all over me. i want to feel your blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb your hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with your hoo-hoo blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in your hoo-hoo and revel in your red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want you to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that your hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over your face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

Let's she how she reacts.

>>38008947

You're being do mean to her.

>tfw you'll never meet a crazy pathetic hapa milf you can love

>>38009049
Now you jumped the shark and ruined the fun with this autism

>>38009049
Yooure a cunt and dont deserve this gift, but theis is too funny i need to see the reply.

>>38009049
It'll
Work in a weird way but hey tell her we're really horny

>>38009049
What the hell is wrong with you? Why can't you just get laid??

>>38009049
lmao dude. Tell her it has nothing to do with nudes. record a video of you saying that you want to see her and send it.

say, "i want to see you"

on a recorded video and send it. but tell her you are unsure until you see she isnt packing heat

>>38009049
I can't believe you had the opportunity to have sex with an attractive woman and you decide to fucking send her that

rip your chances

>>38009109
>Being surprised by /b9k/

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>>38009049

holy shit! mom get the camera!

>>38009109
>attractive.
>woman.

She's a typical old worn out roastie that thinks she can control younger guys. I'll take a qt virgin 18 year old girl, thanks.

I'm far from a white knight but I'm actually starting to feel sorry for the girls who try to pursue guys from here only to get some retarded copypasta for newfags to giggle at

>>38008496
Tinder isn't a meme you fucking retard

>>38009153
>implying she wasn't a massive clingy psycho red flagged roastie
Nothing of value was lost.

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She replied HAHAHAHA!!!

>>38009192
Bet she gives in

white knights get the fuck out I seriously despise all orbiters and other morons in here who desperately want used up slut or possible tranny

robots DESERVE qt virgins
roasties must pay, they deserve humiliation, or worse honestly
this is the robot life, if you don't like it go back to normiebook

>>38008656

how gay are you, anon?

>>38009192
Tell her your friends are horny and want to see her tiddies

>>38009219
Not gay at all, I just don't like old worn out roasties that think they're worth so much.

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What's going through this roastie's mind right now?

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>>38009246

>khhv
>autistic>>38009049
>expects true love from a tinder match
>has tinder at all
>thinks he's any better than her

maybe like 6 or 7 layers of irony?
stay a virgin beta fag all your life and don't reproduce(lmao yeah right), we know you ain't a virgin by choice.

>>38009147
T. a virgin
Oregenalo

>>38009049
what in the shit man

the things i'd do to have an asian milf desire my cock.

Bitch looks like a trap, sorry anon

>>38008596
Bruh...you have shit tastes she looks hot AF. I mean,damn.

>>38009320
She honestly looks suspect in that one pic alone but all the other ones she looks super hot. But that's just my opinion

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Fuck off roastie Hapa, you won't steal my seed.

>>38008947>>38009049>>38009192
>LMAO guise look how funny I am it's for the lulz xD
No wonder you are a virgin

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>what is brapp.

>>38009346
Stop being so cringy op for God's sake and go fuck her

>>38009373

please just stop, it's like i'm in a /b/ cringe thread.
just stop replying to her if you don't wanna fugg, jesus christ....

>>38009373
Ok anon that's enough, she deserves to get fucked if only because of her sheer will to fuck you. Her persistence has won me over.

>>38009373
Please tell her your internet friends are horny

>>38009336
Iam just nto a closet faggot with "LE PREFERENCES XDDD". Unlike most people,i am so straight that i will have sex with any female no matter what. Only a faggot would be as picky as OP. I bet he isnt.even fluent in the acts and arts of ooga booga. Fucking faggots these days.

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Why are hapas always so mentally ill?

>>38009408
What type of banter/shitpost is this? No lulz on my end but idk about you

>>38009442
Its not banter you fucking idiot. I am 100% serious.

>>38009436
My dick is so hard for her

>>38009455
Why'd you type it like that?

>>38009436
Well. OP confirmed Chad.

She wants to call me so I'll stop posting her texts for a bit.

>>38009436

You're lucky as fuck OP. Probably used a fake pic but if not make her ur gf NOW

>>38009477
Thats just how i talk i guess. Sorry.

>>38009480
She wants a full relationship and everything, my dear anon. Welcome to the difference between women our age and women their age.

>>38009527
I used an actual picture on tinder. And I don't like her at all really.

>tfw yellow fever and mature fetish

I hate you faggot. You're living my dream right now and you're just fucking around like an autist

>>38009533
Cont.
They're not kidding when they say women who hit their mid-30s and are not in a relationship and don't have children start to fucking panic.

this wouldnt be funny at all if she knew english, her broken syntax is really pulling the weight here

>shitposting at a happa milf thats thirsty for dick
I hate you so much OP you nigger

>>38009436
dude. send her a vid saying you want to see her

then tell her you will if you get a crotch shot

>>38009147
GET IT THROUGH YOUR MIND. THERE ARE NO QT VIRGIN 18YO. NONE. NOTHING. THEYRE ALL USED AT THAT POINT.

>>38009436
>Why are hapas so mentally ill
Yeahhhh, thats the mentally ill person in this conversation

Look, i know youre a virgin for life loser but please try even making something fun out of this instead of truckloads of cringe

>>38008538
>will you relieve me of my virginity

That is literally the worst thing I have ever read in my life.

He's literally using this older, completely sane, good-looking, RELATIONSHIP-SEEKING woman to troll us. What the fuck is wrong with you, OP?

>>38009298
>roastie
He have a penis

I dont understand how guys can be so picky about who they want to bang. If they were really straight they would fuck a bitch no matter what. Thats how i am. You put a vagina in front of me and i will fuck it,without question.god damn,you closet homosexuals piss me the fuck off.

>>38009147
>18yo virgin female
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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OP. Get it out of here.

I'm actually shocked you aren't running to her home

Absolutely shocked

I would give anything to be in your position, and you just squandered it like a fool, I pity you seriously your a retard I can only pray this is fake

>>38009712
I was just thinking it's the best thing I've read in ages

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this is honestly a huge fantasy of mine
it's not faaaaaaaaaaaaaai
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
GET OUT NORMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAALLLL FAGS

>>38008538
>>38008496
This is proof that men (Rarely, very. . . Very. . .Rarely) can be just as much assholes as roasties are, Op, my (not) friend. Consider suicide.

>>38009436
Congratulations, you've successfully made everyone in this thread hate you.
Fucking moron

>>38008596
na.... i'm right there with you buddy. Huge manly jaw looks like a tranny desu. Not saying i wouldn't fuck her but yea nothing more. Anyone who thinks this ogre is hot has to be at least half a fag.

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>>38008947
>maybe you're latently gay and you don't know it yet

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>>38009049
KEK 8/10 thread anon all these butt blasted thirsty betas throwing a fit at you for having a little fun.

>>38011229
It's just cringy though, isn't even funny

>>38009346
>>38009298
oh my... this is getting quite sad. The fact she stuck around after that milky tampon pasta says a lot. She thirsty for those beta bux b4 she hits 40. ripperooni.

>>38009394
>>38009374
>>38009373
goddamn it op, you fucking fag.

either fuck her or you dont, either way, stop being so autistic.

>>38011257
I'm having a fucking giggle over here mate. Get your knickers out your crack and live a little. Taste is subjective.

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>>38009436
>can i be your baby

i can't decide whats funnier, you or the thirsty betas REEEEEEE'ing at you.

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>>38008496
she is after your money anon desu

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>>38008496
The fug is wrong with u, fggt

She's hot as fuck, and a milf. Fuck her brains out, immediately.

Fucking fggt

jesus christ I thought I was gay
I would fuck her

>>38009436

she's got some serious issues and you're goddamn stupid. You're a perfect match.

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Anon holy shit, you're an artist. Was feeling like pic related the whole day and this was a good laugh.

You're a catfishing jerk.

OP needs to meet this Hapa milf, and preferably with a onesie baby suit, a pacifier and bagful of props, fruit and vegetables and a good camera to record it all for his good mates on r9k.

>>38008496
Don't fall for the old roastie anon.
Resist the temptation

She's legit trying to get pregnant.

lmao at all the robots in this thread calling OP a retard for the shit he's sending her. staying a virgin would be better than interacting with this dumb broad to any extent irl. OP, don't you dare meet up with her; just keep fucking with her

>>38013558
This. OP is beta for sure, but in this case it helped him out. These nutty baby crazy girls are one of the types that you don't want to fuck.

>>38013702
>except in the bunghole

>>38008496
be careful op thats a organ thief

>>38013667

He's retarded. He's going to fap then realize he could have put his poni and cum inside tight half Asian sugar walls or her hungry milf mouth.

>>38009373
Savor this moment lads. You're witnessing meme genisis.

She'd probably lick his bungholio too

>>38008496
Fucking do it you retarded NEET. This maybe your only chance.

Well, they don't call it /r9gay/ for nothing I guess.

Also what the fuck? Florida? This text convo is happening this early in the morning?

Didn't get any nudes on that true beta shit.

>>38013905

Yea this is some beta shit. Where's the crew? Let's breed this milf.

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>>38008947
>girl with penis
>girl

Doooooood

>>38009436
Wow. Just wow. What i would give for that. And you...Fuck you

>>38008496
Fuck it OP, just sleep with her and get it over with, then abandon her to hell. She's more than likely used to it anyway.

>>38008947
There you have it folks, traps are gay.

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>all these thirsty fuckers in this thread

>>38014094

Yeah but I also know he's gonna fap and regret not tapping that tight pj

>>38009101
He probably used fake pics on Tinder

>>38008496
She's used to being able to hop on whatever cock she wants but now she's getting older and it's not so easy and she's going crazy and trying to prove her self worth and desirability by sleeping with you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YYNPnql9YI

omfg u fucking homo

>>38014101
>regertting not fucking an easy slut who is odds on to give your dick a disease

lad...

once you get past the thirsty phase you enter the selective phase

>>38014259
he hasn't even hit that yet, he's still in full retard phase.

>>38014274
I am willing to bet that half the thirsty betas in here are underage m8

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lmao @ the tryhard "alphas" in this thread

>maybe if I laugh at everyone telling op to stop being a faggot everyone will think I get a lot of girls because I seem to not care about them!

>>38014259

Whatever dude. He was messing with her real nice but if he doesn't tap it he's a beta.

He's probably a cat fisher anyway, that's how he gets all his "courage".

>>38014310
there's no age for being a dumb cunt

>>38014320
LMAO DAS RITE BRO everyones a virgin like us :^)

Seeyou on the reddit/4chan upboats!

>>38008496
Just pump and dump her you retarded faggot

>>38014355
>Just pump and dump her you retarded faggot
the second proposition being true negates the first, anon.

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>>38014342
if you're not a virgin, why the fuck are you on this board, lmao

faggot, failed normies like you just want someone to feel superior to.

>>38014412
yeah i came here to feel superior, good one

you're just so fucking pathetic you take everything as an attack on you

>EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD MUST BE OR IS A VIRGIN
>IF THERE'S NO NON VIRGINS THEYRE JUST MAKING FUN OF THE VIRGINS BY EXISTING

whoever bullied you did a bang up job but failed when they didnt make you hero

>>38008496
you better fuck her or else you should just go ky.

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>>38014426
nope

it's just pathetic when I see fags on 4chan LARPing as alphas when they're on 4chan. especially r9k

>>38014456
>anyone whos had sex is an alpha

lol

anyway fuck off kid youre ruining a funny thread with your sad cunt autism

>OP's autism: 9
>roasties thirst: 10
Very awkward and sad stuff

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>>38014484
>fuck off

will do. enjoy your larping. hopefully someone someday will see you as a badboy alphaman

>>38014486
>entertaining

>>38008496
>>claims she's in love with me.
>>tell her to fuck off .

It's like you want to be a virgin.

OP confirmed for either using fake pics or being a low test beta because hes not pounding that pussy right now.

>>38014342

>States he is a 21 yo KHHV
>Goes back on his claim

fuck off already LARPing cunt

It's probably Imaqtpie

don't stop now OP, my friend

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COME ON, OP... I NEED AN UPDATE!!!

Op post moar

Lmaoing my ass off@ all the bootyblasted thirsty betas itt

Bang her and film it on ur phone. Return to r9k in glory

What does Hapa mean?

>>38008496
lurk moar newfa originala

>>38016850
Honorable Asian Person Association

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I'm being honest lads, I'd have sex with her, she seems cute and I'm fixing to get my dick wet.

>>38017573
if you want your dick wet why not take a shower xD

>Tinder thread
>Retarded OP baiting with an obviously fake profile
>Le ebin meme responses XDDD
>People call out OP's retardation
>Wannabe Chad virgins from out of nowhere
>They proceed to act like they've seen a vagina irl

It's like I'm actually on /b/

what the fuck is this cringe apocalypse ? no fucking way it's a real person replying

>>38017989
Definitely a catfish or a bot. I'm leaning more towards bot since it barely responds to OP's obvious autism.