>Talking to cute girl >Making her laugh >Not being a

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>>38007493
>making her laugh
this is not a sign that she likes you.
when will robots learn

>>38007521
Hey, laughing is better than nothing at all

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>>38007594
Wouldn't know. I can only make girls cum.

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>>38007706
Ew, no thank you sir

>>38007521
What is a sign that she likes you? I'm genuinely curious

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>>38007978
her touching her hair

>>38007978
I don't fucking know anymore.

A girl at work has a bf and is attracting every guy at work like fucking honey to bees. But I said her newly dyed hair looked nice and that she could try putting her hair out of a ponytail and now she hasn't put her hair in a ponytail ever since. This is all I think, I want it to be a message but I know that it's just her taking it in stride to attract more men. She just heard me as a suggestion box, she doesn't care about me so I need to get over her shit.

I'm not op btw. But I feel him

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>>38008000
S U I C I D E L A D S

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>>38007493
>not taking out a sawed off shotgun and blowing his ass away
When will robots learn

>>38008054
>newly dyed hair
>looked nice
incorrect

>>38007706
God damn. This image will completely change my view on American porn forever. So disgusting. Christ.

>>38008000
Why would that indicate attraction? That doesn't make sense.
>>38008054
Just imagine that you're the windows paperclip.

Silly anon, a female will never lust after you. A female will never even take interest in you. After all, why would they when they could have Chad's cock up their ass?

>>38008054
You know. I suspect she might just have taken your advice since she thinks it's good. Not because of any other reason. We all like to look pretty. Imagine if you were in a relationship and a girl said you'd look really good in blue. You later try blue and find it nice or even just ok. Would you go against picking blue because some girl other than your gf liked it?

I know it's a very unrealistic hypothetical but please try to imagine.

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>>38008138
It's a sign that they're both nervous and concerned about their appearance in front of the person they're interested in

Which she did NOT do when looking at me

>>38008216
Interesting, that makes sense I guess. What else?

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>>38008138
>Windows paper clip

Is this the bond burger your sister last night meme?

>>38008190
I already fucking said I know she isn't interested Jesus fucking Christ your normie trying to give advice read 3 words and already think we're hopeless romantic and already made the delusion. I said I know she isn't interested.

>>38008302
The minimum age to post here is 18

>girl makes out with me at work
>has sex with me
>always seems like she's having more fun with the other guys at work, but isn't banging them (yet).
I'm confused lads.

>>38008342
Yeah but you express it as being confusing. It clearly isn't. It's not a sign of anything as I thought I'd demonstrated with my hypothetical.
>>38008397
How do you know?

>>38008302
People don't know that old meme? Really? I thought everyone knew about it.

>>38008430
How do I know she's not banging the other guys at work.
Well one told me he wants to, but wont cheat on his wife, and the other is too scared to cheat on his GF.

Me and the girl aren't dating or that, just sex.

>>38008430
You really piss me off, first I say I want it to be a message and you took it as me saying I'm fully considering a tiny thing as her confession and that I'm delusional. Now you're saying she absolutely has no interest in me and you want to be right for the sake of an argument that is about to happen.

Fuck off sand stay out of this board. You're even more of a shithead then the rest of us here.

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>>38007493
>tfw when it just hit me that i've never, literally NEVER noticed a girl stroking her hair while i was around

really gets my noggin' ajoggin'

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>>38008459
>calling someone the windows paper clip

Right, as if that's commonly remembered beyond 98.

>>38008116
What's the appeal of images like this? I get that it's ironic. But there's no humor.

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>>38008562
It hurts man, it hurts

I just wanna feel the love of a cute girl

>>38007493
There's this girl that takes the bus with me and gets off the bus at the same stop I do, we had really really small talk and we kinda know each other just because we take the same bus, she looks at me constantly
I payed for her once because of reasons and she gave me back the money which I sort of regret taking, I felt like such an autist that day I wanted to kill myself, I act like a huge autist around her and every time after I see her I think I fucked it up but she still has yet to completely ignore my presence

I'm thinking of actually really talking to her, just talking and see how that goes, if we become more ''close'' I'd want to ask her contact info so we can stay in contact and then ask her out if I can
Thing is I'll probably wont be seeing her for the upcoming months, maybe, so I want to take this possible chance I got but I'm such an awkward mess

>>38008578
Anon really this site isn't for new people. The 18+ guideline is just for show. If you've joined past 2008 you can sod off.

The windows paperclip is iconic of good UI intentions turning bad. It will always be a thing. Even if you haven't experienced it. Just like bonzi buddy.

>>38008562
>tfw this happens all the time
D-Do I go and say hi?

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>>38007978
If a girl likes you you'll know.
I used to think there were subtle cues or signs I was missing before a girl actually liked me, but then I realized they make it extremely fucking obvious and unless they're asking you to hang out or talk to them every chance they get you should just assume they aren't interested.

>>38008677
Yes go do that right now and stop bothering us here.

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>>38008667
>still calling it "the windows paperclip" like a newfag
The name's Clippy, bucko

>>38008704
not trying to humblebrag, but it does happen often
I'm just too much of a pussy to make a move tbf

>>38008646
good luck, i hope it works out for you

>>38008722
>clippy
Nobody remembers that Googler.
Nobody used it. Everyone disabled this on their own computers.
>>38008746
Yes yes. All of us have these issues. But just gather up courage and do it. Having the right perception about success helps. Read up on signs that girls like you. It's good for self esteem. Just note that not all of those are required. It'd look stupid.

>>38008667
Not everybody had the paper clip you fucking normalfag

>>38007706
rip that cock
some of us just never were going to make it

>>38008791
You fucking did because people didn't know how to turn it off at first. It was a year long global experience of learning.
Just because you didn't start using transistor devices until last year doesn't mean the rest of us didn't use computers before then.

>start to like a cute, insecure co-worker
>no one really seems interested in her except me
>she acts amiable towards everyone, i'm too stupid to tell if she actually finds anyone attractive
>super attractive chad works with us
>always paranoid he will/has unintentionally attracted her
He already has a girlfriend. It's not fair that he gets to walk around as a pussy magnet even at work. What must I do?

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>>38008776
>Nobody remembers that Googler.
>Nobody remembers the strikingly uncreative and self explanatory name "clippy"
Alzheimer's is best treated when caught early anon, I'll pray for you

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>>38008698
And if the girl is shy? Then what dumbass?

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>>38008722
Clippy doesn't seem to like me

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What if she strokes her hair when she's just looking at random people

>>38008941
If she's shy she'll go out of her way to avoid you, but if you approach her she'll act nervous and put a lot of effort into the conversation. They usually won't look you in the eyes

>>38008698
That pics annoys me, I had this fat girl in love with me long distance and it was okay for a while then it turned really annoying

Look bitch leave me alone I want to jerk off and I can't if you keep sending me messages, that's why I don't reply to you

>>38008941
Doesn't matter. She'll still make up excuses for wanting to hang out with you, and she'll become visibly excited and fidgety when you give her attention. Some girls might even stutter or start talking unnecessarily fast.
Girls just want attention anon. If they want it from you you'll know.

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The worst part isn't not being desired
It's seeing others be desired

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who /hasn't had a girlfriend in years (or ever) yet deludes themselves into thinking they're still attractive and incorrectly believes they're not to blame for their relationship failures/ here

>>38008604
The humor is in the irony. Nignogs on twitter makes retarded posts like that, so taking it up to 11 is humourous, at least to me.

>>38009294
I secretly hope that I'm actually attractive and that I'm so retarded that I don't realize it, and fuck it up with shit hair and fashion

>>38008875
You fucking believe everyone could afford a computer when you had one? News flash not everyone is an upperclass American faggot like yourself.

>>38009530
Not American.
No of course not poorfag had computers. But who's to say we should have poorfags here? You tend to ruin everything with your drug habits, completely wrecked idea of what's socially acceptable and shit.
If you're poor you're not a robot. You're just fucking poor. Just sort yourself out.

>>38007493
Thx for the laugh m8

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>>38008562

I don't want to feel that feel. I sure as hell don't want to FEEL IT

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>>38009689
DON'T FUCKING LAUGH IT'S NOT FUNNY
IM SO FUCKING UNHAPPY

>>38008604
I think the humor lies in the absolute absurdity of it. How its just so deconstructed, reconstructed, and then recycled again.