Femanons, would you date a criminal?

A smooth criminal?

Depends on the crime he committed, what'd you do?

>>38007033
>what'd you do?
rape

>>38007033
stole your heart

>>38007095
D'AWWWWWWWWW

>>38007062
....and suddenly i remember this is r9k

>>38007114
>....and suddenly i remember this is r9k
hahaha ur funny

Maybe.
I want Tommy Vercetti to choke me though. And the part where he gets hypnotized made me wet. I would only seriously date, probably CJ or Niko.

>>38007151
>CJ
coal burner

>>38007151
are you a girl, as in born with a vagina girl?

>>38007151
would you take niko bowling

>>38007013
Not making that mistake again. No.

>>38007062
Will you rape someone again? Be honest, I need honesty in this relationship

>>38007291
I'd only rape you. I'm not a cheater.

>>38007173
COUSIN!!! Let's go bowling together!

>>38007258

Tell me how it went sweetie ;)

>>38007304
Noooo fucking bait I'm asking OP

>>38007013
>>38007062
>rape
no
>someone who killed a rapist
yes

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>>38007013
Criminals should never date.
But they should rock.

>tfw people break the law but due to reasons aren't labeled criminals

Makes you wonder
>>38007062
It's not rape if she says yes or you're alpha

Yes... obviously depends what they broke the law for like if they're a pedo then no

In fact it's kinda hot

>>38007335
>sweetie
Don't call me that

>;)
Jump off a bridge

>>38007013
Yes. It's my dream to have an awesome adventure with my murderer soulmate

>>38007482
Don't listen to him. He's just a bastard who hates "roasties" on his board. I don't mean to be some annoying girl putting her nose where it doesn't belong or anything, but don't let these people get to you, you're better than this

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BWAKING WOCKS INA HOT SUN

>>38007062
That's gonna be a hard no........

>>38007482

Anon I'm half shitposting but I'm genuinely interested in what happened. Sorry if it came off condescending.

>>38007661
>no
I really don't like that word.

>>38007013
Definitely
I wouldn't even care tbhwy I'd just make dinner for when he gets home

I'm still dating a woman I met while in prison.

She is pretty nice desu.

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>>38007661
>That's gonna be a hard no
Not like "no" has ever stopped that guy before.

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>>38007649
I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE

>>38007661
More like a big hard cock, you pansy lmao

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>>38007768
law 1

>>38007013
Tfw no criminal bf
Orriginalo

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>>38007820
I LOST MY GIRL AND I LOST MY FUN

>>38007820
Awww so qt <3333

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>>38007768
LAW AND I COLD WON

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>>38007934
I NEEDED MONEY CAUSE I HAD NONE

>>38007013
We are all criminals in the eyes of God.

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>>38008029
I LEFT MY BABY AND IT FEELS SO BAD
GUESS MY RACE IS RUN

My boyfriend has been arrested a few times

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>>38008089
SHE'S THE BEST GIRL THAT I EVER HAD
I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON

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>>38008100
ROBBIN PEOPLE WITH A SIX GUN

>>38008099
What did he do? Drug dealing?

Substance abuse is ok, mostly as long as no stimulants and they aren't being a junkie about it. Dealing is a maybe as long as it's not actively going on. Anything else will most likely put me off

>>38007114
>D'AWWWWWWW
>....

Why is it so easy to spot the redditors/summerfags?

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>>38008122
I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE .
LAAW WONNN

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>>38007031
THE SMOOTH CRIMINAL ON BEAT BREAKS
NEVER PUT ME IN YOUR BOX IF YOUR SHIT EATS TAPES

In the past two years I have been charged with malicious destruction of property, unlawful entry, petty theft, burglary, two resisting arrests and a DUI. My first girlfriend used to play that "mama I'm in love with a criminal" song all the time. I'm tired of going to jail and want to never go back. Being on misdemeanor probation and not being able to drive makes it hard to get a gf.