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>>38005558
These stories are incredibly uneventful.

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>>38005558
>6th grade
>being a normie on the playground
>roastlet jumps on back because I'm a normie
>throw her off bc cooties n shit

>6th grade
>roastie tells me stacylet likes me
>I look towards her, my loins swelling with alpha pheromones
>"ew no way"

>7th grade
>hanging out with brad, he meets up with two girls
>say I'm cold so brittany and lacey immediately hug me
>tell her to stop because cooties

>8th grade
>sit next the autistic girl
>she does autistic things
>I avoid her and fuck stacy

Nice humble brags chad, post your face so mods ban you forever.

>6th grade
>playing capture the flag with this kids hat
>the hat gets stolen
>I run up and tag the guy
>he changes the rules
>says we have to tackle each other
>I can't tackle him because I'm a little girl and he is a fatty
>he starts run to their base
>jump on his back
>he keeps moving forward
>I wrap my legs around him
>get my feet in his pockets
>pull down his pants with my legs
>he stops and throws me off his back
>I push him over before he can get his pants up
>he trips and eats shit
>snatch the hat
>he tries to bite my leg from the ground
>wiggle free
> get a running start
>jump at him
>land knee first across his head
>he's fugged
>starts crying
>I'm still mad
>start pounding him in the head with the bill of the hat
>other kids run over and pull me away
>fatty is bleeding from the nose and his pants are still around his ankles
>he rolls over and everyone sees this huge skid mark in his underwear
>laughter and eternal mockery

I went to school with him until we graduated and people still made fun of him for that day.

>>38005577
Because OP does shit all, every "story" he recalls is just him shying away from anything that could actually make for a good story.

>>38005724
What is that umbrella for?

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>>38005558
>11th Grade
>Autistic as hell, can't talk with girls for shit
>Suddenly, this cute petite blonde finds me attractive and hits on me for a long while
>Panic everytime she contacts me
>Have palpitations and shaky hands
>One day decide to shrug it off and hit on her back
>We start dating, it was a bit awkard since I was pretty dull and boring, still she loved me
>One day her father passes out which sends her down below zero emotion
>Try to hang out with her, even though she's psychologically scarred from this point on.
>One day while we are out for a walk she says her dad died of yellow fever
>My retarded autistic brain thought it was the perfect moment to sound ironic.. Hey that will make her laugh right ?
>''Oh yellow fever ? yellow is a really cute colour babe!''
Her face sunk itself on a black hole the likes of which one can wrinkle just right after an ultra tragic moment. A short while after that we broke up.

>be drunk me
>walking across road at night middle of nowhere
>car hits me at 20mph
>i'm knocked out stone cold
>awake in house
>it's dark
>still somewhat drunkly say where the fuck am I?
>girl says I'm safe, that I've been asleep for almost 9 hours
>sit up
>she turns lights on
>smoking hot brunette was sitting there in the dark watching me
>where's my underpants?
>"Oh they're on my hope chest"
>this girl actually took my pants off and checked out my dong while I was out cold
>her mother shouts is she up there
>she says shit, tells me to put my pants on
>put pants on
>skip to walking downstairs with girl and her mother
>she asks what was i doing in the middle of the street
>says she should call my family
>tell her she can't, they're all in another country on vacation, I stayed because I hate Turkey
>eating dinner with them
>friend texts me saying he's waiting outside the place where I said I'd be (before I got knocked out by that damn car obviously)
>tell him I'm on my way
>girl pushes seat into me making me sit down
>girl says I should stay the night because mother almost "killed me" with the car
>she squeezes my thigh
>jump up
>Look I've really gotta get going my friends waiting to give me a lift
>rush out front door
>realise my epic fucking fuck up when I sober up the next day
>my fucking face when I wake up the next morning, still hating myself to this day

I've actually rejected more women than I've tried to get with. I only ever asked out two girls and both rejected me. I don't reject women because I'm not attracted to them, but because I have a fear of intimacy, mostly because I'm uncut and live in America. Anyways, I'm in uni now and girls don't really pay attention to me since there are many Chads here.

>no girls like me in middle school
>started lifting and training hard in high school
>became known for my gains even though I didn't play sports
Anyways

>11th grade
>be friends with weeb
>his big titted girlfriend wants to fuck me
>say no because bros before hoes
>weeks later she breaks up with him
>begs me to fuck her over the course of a year
>sends nudes all the time, I delete them
>she had a really fine body but she was such a roastie whore
>finally stops pestering me after I tell her to fuck off in 12th grade
>then one of her friends becomes interested in me
>her friend is cute, no big tits, but nice ass
>talk to her friend for 2 days over text
>then start ignoring her
>eventually block both of them on all social media

>12th grade
>petite Sophomore thinks I'm cute
>asks me out on a date
>I say yes
>one day before the date I say I'm busy studying for the SAT and we could go out another time
>she says okay
>stop texting her all together
>she keeps texting me until she finds some Chad to date

>Also 12th grade
>have class with this redhead
>redhead has amazing ass and tits
>always check her out when she comes in and leaves class
>literally sits right next to me but never speaks
>that summer be shut in at home watching anime and shitposting
>redhead's friend texts me saying redhead thinks I'm hot and says she'd fuck me and wants me to message her
>tell her I'm seeing someone else (I lied)
>and that was that

(1/?)

Too many chads ITT and way too much middle school crushing on girls.
You know what word goes in all fields.

>Once again 12th grade
>have big group project in AP Biology
>hate group projects because forced to interact with people
>make a group chat to discuss the project due in several weeks
>one day one of the girls in my group messages me telling me another of the girls in the group is obsessing over me
>the girl is thicc and wears chokers a lot, but she was a roastie whore so you know what comes next
>finish the project
>message in the group chat telling the girl who liked me that I find her extremely annoying
>roastie gets toastie
>hates me for the rest of the year

>Again, 12th grade
>be in AP Physics
>for some reason some dumb Stacy also takes the class
>sits right next to me
>always asking for help
>answer her questions because I actually liked physics and was passionate about it
>big test is coming up
>she asks if I can tutor her
>say sure because at the time it was hard for me to say no
>she says lets do it at your place
>no
>so we go to a cafe
>I help her study and she passes with a C
>thought that was the end of that
>months later
>be on 4chan at 1 AM
>get a text from her asking to hangout
>say where
>she says my place
>wants to Netflix and chill
>I say no
>never texts me again

>12th grade
>be in Calculus
>petite latina girl in front of me always turns around to talk to me
>adds me on social media
>acts "flirty" but I wasnt too sure
>one day be at fast food place
>see latina and her hot friend
>they spot me and start talking to me
>her friend says she likes guys of my nationality
>not sure if shes flirting or not so I say "ok"
>we get on the topic of parties and concerts
>say I've never been to one
>"oh you should totally go with us!"
>no
>after they leave blocked them on all social media

>12th grade
>in english class
>sit next to this nigger girl
>shes not bad looking, pretty thicc
>one day she asks me for my number so I can send her an assignment
>ok
>after that she starts texting me every day
>tell her to stop texting me and block her number

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>>38006455
>Be me
>Invent stories

>>38006509
This is all true man. Ask me ANY question about the stories and I'll tell you. I remember all the details because I felt a lot of anxiety back then when girls showed me attention.

>>38006538
Show pic of said "petite latina girl"

>>38006561
I blocked her on social media years ago dude. I don't remember her Instagram name. Besides, I'm not gonna show pics of any of the girls because knowing you guys one of you will use their weaponized autism and track the girls down and harass them.

>middle school
>had some dumb drawing contest for something
>kinda ugly girl with glasses and braces walks up to me
>"I voted for yours anon :))))"
>uh ok cya
>find out she goes to the same uni as me
>hot as fuck runner and a total stacy
FUCK I COULD HAVE HAD A HOT GF BY NOW