Cops show up at your door with a warrant to go through every

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>>38004954
just some very strangely erotic and horrifying hentai pictures

i could play it off telling them how i'm a man of taste

Not at all because a. I'm not a degenerate who watches illegal porn and b. I don't download porn, so they won't even find anything embarrassing

>>38004954
It's not illegal to own bestiality I think

i'd ask them if they want a guided tour

"ah yes, the knotted lolis subdirectory, crown jewel of the lot. let me express its relevance to the formulation of gravity wave physics"

>>38005022
Better check what state you're in, buddy. It is illegal in some of them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_bestiality_by_country_or_territory#United_States_of_America

>>38004954
I have hardware switch that hard resets my computer, and also sends a turn off command to all computers on my network. My computers are encrypted so after they shut down you'd need to decrypt it to access the files.

>>38004954
Jokes on them I always hide my porn links in ReadMe.txt
nobody ever read those.

They're just gonna find some random art projects, literally not even pornographic.

>>38004954
Who the fuck has illegal shit on their computer? I doubt theyd care about torrented porn/movies

>>38004954
Just lewd pictures of anime characters, loli material at worst.

>>38005355
>Who the fuck has illegal shit on their computer?
Anon...it's 4chan...

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>>38005355
eggshibit ay

>>38005422
>claimed this post was a joke
>literally saying 'it was just a joke bro' to the eff bee eye
Never gets old, madthad will forever live in our memories.

>>38005422
What's worse is that he pretty much almost got off scott-free. House arrest for 6 months, plus he was forbidden to use the internet for 6 months as well. He didn't even have to register as a sex offender.

But, whaddyaknow, he couldn't even go 3 full days without going back on the internet and posting, "Stupid Feds didn't even find my backup hard-drive." And that's the post the landed him in prison, where he killed himself.

Fucking moron.

>>38005666
>And that's the post the landed him in prison, where he killed himself.
Damn I didn't know that

>>38005828
>>38005666
>>38005622
>>38005422
He killed himself in prison? I thought when he was arrested for kiddy porn it was the end of him?

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>>38004954
>cops knock on door
>microwave hard drives
>an hero

>>38005852
Never mind. Looks like he tried to kill himself in prison and was put under close watch. He's still in jail.

>>38004954
Dont live in Canada, so all my doujins with jail bait characters and/or incest is legal.
Dont have any form of CP.

At worst, the cops laugh at me or tell me Im disgusting.

I probably have some drawn loli in Chrome's cache just from browsing this website

I also have a lot of old videogame ROMs and ISOs, and a bunch of old anime BD rips

that's probably the worst of it

I don't think they know how to use hydrus network so that's one thing

>>38004954
I don't know? how likely are they to care about me downloading Fate/Stay Night's hentai scenes that aren't available in english?

>>38005875
Even thought you say this as a joke, dont do this shit robots, microwaving your shit DOES NOT WORK if SHTF DO NOT MICROWAVE YOUR HARDDRIVE, IT WILL NOT WORK

>>38006010
>Fate/Stay Night's hentai scenes that aren't available in english
They should put you in prison for being a retard, nobody reads fate because of the hscenes, and they are available in English.

>>38006059
I just like going to the original version of a thing. I hate starting halfway through anything, or with updated versions that change shit, even if they change shit for the better,

>tfw I don't own a computer
Phoneposters win this one desu

>>38004954
rip out hard drive and swallow it

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This is the only questionable thing I have.

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>>38006189
your phone is your main device?

Jesus, what a horrible way to live. I'm so sorry to hear that. Your phone should be your computer's sidekick.

>>38006412
She looks cute, good thing she's wearing footy pajamas.

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>>38004954
ROMs and some /pol/ memes from /pol/, so if they were Nintendo copyright attack dogs and/or far-left nutcases who were eager to slap a "hate crime" on me, I'm probably fine. Not even any porn, pic related is probably the closest but it's totally SFW.