>Be me in 8th grade >This Japanese toy called a kendama

File: Kendama-USA-Classic-Red-1000x1000.jpg (42KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 1000x1000px

>Be me in 8th grade
>This Japanese toy called a kendama got really popular
>it's the late 2000s and sillybandz had already gone out of style
>Every chad had some cool trick that he could do
>After begging my mom to get me one she finally caved in and bought a cool one for me
>Normal wooden base and a red ball
>Practice with it every day when I got home to impress all of the chads
>Finally get the courage to show the chads that I can do cool kendama tricks
>I sperg out and fuck up each time I try to get the ball onto the spike
>They laugh at me
>One asks me to follow him into the bathroom to show me how to do one of the tricks
>Im embarrassed and naive so I follow him
>He tells me to drop my pants
>Confused as fuck
>My stupid ass does it anyways
>He asks me to spread my legs
>My stupid ass does it
>He begins to push the ball into my anus
>I start to whimper and ask what he's doing and how it's going to be a good trick
>"Shh anon I'm telling you it's going to be great"
>He finishes shoving the ball up my ass and drags me outside
>mfw my pants are still down and the base of the kendama is dangling from the ball string
>The group of chads starts laughing
>Im too afraid to take the ball out of my asshole in front of them so I ran back into the bathroom and took it out and sat in there until the period ended
>Nobody but the Chads knew it happened because they knew they would get in trouble