Tomorrow is potentially the day a woman touches my genitalia for the first time
>Found lump on testicle
>Could be cancer but probably just a cyst or something
>Going to the doctor tomorrow to get it checked
>There are 4 main doctors there, 2 male 2 female
>One of the male doctors is a paki so hopefully it's haram for him to touch male patients' balls
>This potentially leaves me with a 60 percent chance of seeing a female doctor
>One of them is an asian milf
This worst case scenario would be finding out I have cancer but it's worth it to have a nurse feel my balls
>>38004056
they escort you out if you get an erection. i know from experience, and yes, I do have cancer
>>38004056
so.. made a thread about having a third ball.. make another thread about """"female"""" touching your neggytalia...
>urologist
>old man
>all hands in the dark are female hands
>>38004099
This isn't what I've read online, lots of people said the female doctors are used to it but I suppose it's different in certain places. What country do you live in?
>>38004134
not in your 3rd world that's for sure
>>38004112
what are you on about lad
originalii
>>38004155
I live in the UK matey
>>38004112
>>all hands in the dark are female hands
Patent this and sell it to traplovers.
>>38004056
>mfw OP gets the guy nurse
>>38004056
Had a man touch my boob for the first and only time last year. It was also a doctor checking for a lump. I finally made it to second base.
Anyway I hope your appt goes well and it turns out to be benign. I'm worried about you. Good luck on not getting a boner.
>>38004056
its natural to get an erection when the area is stimulated they're medical professionals its nothing they haven't seen before