Drink bread

>>38003194

Been up since yesterday drinking beer, cider, wine & schnapps while snorting line after line of some raw coke.

My friend passed out a couple hours ago, I'll probably crash soon but I wish you a merry night, good sir! Have fun avenging me.

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>>38003341
Stay safe anon. Sleep well pupper.

Just the 3rd beer of a decent brand.
Will probably be my last beer for the next month, because that shit is making me fat ;_;

>>38003526
Who cares if your a fat-fag as long as you get to be a drunk fag.

> just drink vodka man

>>38003569
Eh, being fat just makes me miserable and hate myself.

Guess vodka would be an option. I don't like hard alcohol, but I got used to vodka to fulfill the polish stereotype. I prefer beer and wine though.

>>38003635

Vodka chasers. They get you smashfucked.

>>38003635
Just watch your diet then drink as much as you like. Get a job in retail or something where you do a lot of walking. I usually do like 18k steps a day or some bullshit just putting clothes out.

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Why are we drinking on a week day?

>>38003700
Nice dubs dud

>>38004132
>>38004132
Because it hurts less than being sober and being able to consciously think about the endless shitty wagecuck days that we have ahead.
Why don't you drink on a weekday?

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>>38004248
I am drinking on a weekday, but I have to get up early, so I'd rather be high desu.

>>38004261
I get high too but it doesn't have the same effect anymore. I can go to work high and nobody would notice anymore. I can function fine, whereas when I drink I become completely fucked.

>>38004296
Drinking sometimes gives me a headache, and I feel like shit the next day even if I'm not hungover. With weed I feel "normal".

>>38004343
I get what you mean. When you get high it fucks you up for the night but the day after it's like nothing ever happened.

I kinda enjoy the shitty feeling the day after though. Its comfy in a weird kind of way.

>>38004388
I wouldn't mind feeling like shit if I wasn't a wage cuck.

Also fapping on weed feels amazing. Fapping on alcohol is meh.

>>38004413
Don't fight it just embrace it. Let the shitty feeling allow you to fly though the day in a crap/half asleep trance. All of a sudden your work day will seem to fly by so you can go home and get shit-faced again.

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>>38003194
>/b/
fuck off not original enough

>>38004483
Just finished my last glass of irish cream. I guess the fun part of tonight is over.

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just one of these

>>38004483
My work is fun (I drive forklifts) so feeling shitty just makes the day go slower.
I'm also a foreman, so I can't do that.

>>38004495
I wasn't trying to be original. I was trying to be relatable.

>>38004524
no fuck back off to /b/

>>>38004539
Sorry man. I didn't realise that I hurt some lil bitches feelings by quoting the wrong board.

Boo fucking hoo bitch.

>>38004507
I hope you enjoy it man. Every little bit of pleasure helps.
Are you a fellow wagecuck or just a man in pain?