>fapping >notice that the girl in the video looks similar

>>38002799
how much of a bitch are you holy shit dude

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>>38002799
>jacking off
>remember that really dumb thing I did 8 years ago
>lose my erection and dwell on past failures

>>38002799
>>38002883
Super weenie hut jr.'s is that way --->

>>38002823
>excepting something better from /r9k/
did you forget which board you're on?

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>>38002799
You reminded me of something that happened to me a while ago
>browsing another ib
>suddenly get curious about the cancer of cgl
>see a few threads, and then i see a pic of a girl that looks like my oneitis
>"huh, they're pretty similar, but i don't think is her..."
>see another pic
>it's definetily her cosplaying
>she was cosplaying as hanayo koizumi (my favorite girl from love live) (pic very related)
>shit bricks and proceed to find out when and where she cosplayed
>found a video of her dancing while cosplaying with a group of other girls
>my perfect girl is cosplaying as my favorite girl from love live while wearing a maid outfit and dancing, and i have it recorded in fucking 1080p
>i'm happy as fuck that i found this gem
>but then the next day i remember that i will never have her, that i will never be anything to her
I still have her pics and the videos, but now i don't feel happy when i watch them, they just make me feel like shit.

>>38002799
>fapping
>become conscious of the fact that I'll never know what it feels like to be a woman having sex
>get sad
>become conscious of the fact that I'll never be a woman
>become sadder
>finish
>reevaluate my life in the shower

>>38002799
>fapping
>notice that the girl in the video looks similar to my qt crush from middle school all through highschool
>fap harder

Cool stuff OP I hope you get better.

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>>38002799
>fapping to fb pics of my former eng 101 teacher
>she's like 40 and fat
>really want to get the most out of this fap so i start dirty talking myself
>say ''i want to suck on those mommy tits" over and over until i cum
>instant guilt and exit out of tab immediately

>reading haruhi doujin
>starts out hot
>ends with haruhi cuddling kyon while blushing and whispering "I love you"
>turn off computer and go lie in bed

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>>38002799
>make my middle school crush my qt gf
>fuck it up in less than 3 months

>>38003456
every porn star I like looks like someone I know irl
it feels good

>>38003655
i feel like everyone does something like this though

but the only 'dirtytalking' i do is whispering her name lustfully to myself as im cumming