How weird is it to ask a girl that you invited over to "watch

Extremely weird, she'll probably call it off. But it's better to be safe than sorry, even if that keeps you a virgin

>>38001466
They do NOT take kindly to it even if you make sure they know its a "better safe than sorry" thing and not an accusation as that makes them think you think they're a whore.

>>38001588
>getting a blowjob while wearing a condom

anon

>>38001466
In general girls get very mad if you make it look like you don't trust them, even it's logical. She probably will leave and never contact you again.

>>38001705
sounds like somebody doesn't know how sex happens

>>38001466
It's easier to get some Chad do her first that dumps her after fucking and then test him, while you get the depressed roastie slut afterwards

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>>38001622
>getting an std from receiving a blow job

I've never done anything with a girl, but what I imagine in my head would be something along the lines of:
>"um, sorry to have to ask, but just checking you are clean and stuff right?"
>"it's not you specifically, it's just I have to check"
This is probably why I'm still a virgin. But hey better to be cautious right?

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>>38001832
educate yourself anon

>>38001878
>unprotected
you can get mono from kissing fyi

>>38001878
Do you get an STD test before you kiss a girl?

>>38001466
Just play it off as a joke.

>haha my friend gave me this STD kit??? no idea why, I'm a virgin hahaha... hey, wouldn't it be super funny if you took it? hahahaha we'd surely have a laugh

This paranoia is the only thing holding me back from losing my virginity. I really don't care about having a relationship (and even if I cared I'd not get anyone.I'm so utterly unlovable). However, I want sex really bad. I want dick. Especially to suck dick. But I don't crave for dick so much I'm ready to risk getting HIV or some shit like that and I realize asking for one night stand to go take a test is a loaded request + autistic.

Fucking hell, why can't taking sexual health seriously be standard so I'd not come off as a weirdo? tfw dying a virgin because of this autism

>>38001960
Only if there are sores. Which are quite noticeable.

>>38001971
Yes. You look at her. If you see sores, you turn 360 and walk away.

If you asked me to take one of those I would and when it came back that I was clean I would leave and never talk to you again.

>>38001466

Look I get being smart with this and everything and I know it's a joke but I think the message might be a little too pro-active on /r9k/, trust me man they are looming around every corner.

I accept the risk myself my STD test is just a character test, get to know a girl and it's pretty easy to tell if she would have an STD or not, I say would meaning she would run the risk.

If you think she would, wear a condom and deal with the shitty blowjob, or don't even fuck her even with protection I'd be pretty freaked.

If you trust her, accept that your running a risk and go in naked - or not, wear a condom then as well - but don't test her.

>>38001466
This is the sort of thing you shouldn't have to worry about in a civilized society. Sexual liberation was a mistake.

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>>38002116
Keep in mind, this is what you have to do, to perform it on a male.

>>38002120
False. Sores, this goes for herpes to, only male the risk higher but you can still catch it regardless.

>>38002116
You just described me anon.

>>38002116
where do you live? i'd let you test me

>>38002189
Wouldn't that hurt?! Won't you damage something?

>>38002314
Northern Europe

>Got muted because my ''comment was not original''

What the fuck

>>38002667
It hurts like a motherfucker cause lube would ruin the results but unless you're being violent about it theres no damage it'll just burn for a few days.

>>38001466
>Extremely weird, she'll probably call it off
>>38001747
>She probably will leave and never contact you again.

not probably. come on. no matter how you look at it, this is not normal behavior. I