>tfw you can't get superpowers in real life Why even live?

That has never stopped frank castle.

Just aim smaller.

Once I burned down a drug dealer's house.

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>tfw can't stop imagining yourself with superpowers
>tfw can't stop self inserting into every movie / anime you watch as a cool powerful character

make it stop

>>38000806
I'm intrigued. Please greentext that.

>>38000806
story now. druggies getting BTFO is never not funny.

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>>38000556
>ywn be the quiet smart guy in a hero team

>>38001202
>>38001222
My brother and I set his house on fire at like 3am by sneaking up to an open window and setting the dusty curtain on fire.

He of course had a meth lab and lots of stolen shit so I'm guessing they just blamed the fire on that and threw his ass in jail.

>>38000556
But, anon, living is a superpower

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>>38001723
Well done, anon.

orignanoe

>>38000556
Money is a superpower