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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE IN ORDER TO FIND GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT SINCE YOUR LAST SIGNING ON DATE?

FUCK ALL. I SAT AROUND MY HOUSE WANKING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1les61ahgK0

Just here to check who got sexts

>>38000000

Hello english people. I plan trip england. Where I visit best?

>>38000595
go to this place called, ascension island, it's lovely

There is an image I've been saving for fucking ages, you'll see because it has a March 2016 timestamp on it.

It is the 'nuclear option' that is guaranteed to get at least 50 (you)s if I post it, but I can only post it once, and I have to save it for a special occasion, as a last resort for when I get so desparate for a flurry of (you)s

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>been on a strict, measured diet for the past 2 months
>dropped on average 2kg per week, doing really well
>get a pizza hut leaflet through the post today
>see there's a 50 percent off deal going on
>literally spent half my day thinking about getting a massive pizza and big bottle of coke
>obsessed about pizza to the point of feeling incredibly hungry even though I know I'm not really

>>38000656
*scratches nose*
giv us a hint lad

>>38000565

So depressingly accurate.

This is mid and small town England encapsulated in 4 minutes.

dubs decides when in the next 3 hours i have a bowl of cornflakes

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Hi lads, I went to the student award evening, got some pictures for you all. Pic related is what I wore

>>38000696

It's a picture of Iain Duncan Smith holding up a piece of paper with

"I'm going to cut your bennies anon

/britfeel/ March 12th 2016, 10:12pm"

on it.

>>38000690
Drink a fuck load of water mate, sorts me right out.

>>38000690
but doesn't this cold hummus look sooo yummy anon? the girls will luuurve your new figure

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>>38000717
Here's a pic of the stage

>>38000717
>>38000743
Watch it lad, might get banned.
Mods are cunts

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>>38000743
The host was an absolutely lovely bit of crumpet

>another day, and he didn't log in to skype or steam

I-I hope he's ok :( Been like 3 weeks now

>>38000717
Are you treating yourself to a kebab tonight keiran?

>>38000717
did you win the award for biggest spastic?

>>38000764
he blocked you ya numpty

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>>38000760
Here's a pic of the certificate

>>38000750
Would be a shame if I were, it's obviously not to whore attention but to provide content. Doesn't even have my face in it

>>38000690
Keep at it lad, throw the leaflet in the bin outside and rip it up

>>38000789
Wrong, he's too nice for that.

If that were true, he wouldn't still be on my steam

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>hit a squirrel in my car
Swear it jumped out in front of me, the furry little cunt.

>>38000863
hope you're going to cook it up

>>38000717

Doxxing anon here.

I know your exact address, I'm not a cunt and won't post it, but you have a porch, a sky dish, pebble dash (brown grey) walls

Be careful in future lad

>>38000904
lad, haha, took this out me m8s house, haha
h-haha

>>38000721
That would only have gotten you the 50+ yous if you managed to post it at that time. Now it's stale.

Loving the fumes of local council flat disposable BBQ's.

>>38000891
I didn't stop for it, but I should pass by it again tomorrow. Maybe the decomposition and rot will give it some extra flair when I chuck it in a stew for me dindins. Mmmmm...

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>>38000904

i fucking love you doxxing lad...full homo, never change my m8

>>38000930

Don't worry Ciaran

I thought you couldn't take pictures in school anymore.

>>38000904
You have convinced me to stop posting, gg lad

At least I've posted nothing bad so far, just mundane stuff really. So if it did get out there's nothing to really worry about apart from people knowing I go on a Vietnamese Fidget Spinner Hobbyist Forum

>>38000957
lad, haha, that's the name of the bloke i bought the phone off, haha
h-haha

>>38000989

Don't stop anon, I'm sorry I'm not a cunt that would post your details, I just have an autism tingle in this area.

>>38000904
could you fully dox me? I've posted so much shit i'd be disappointed if you couldn't

t. ebin

>>38001024

I found your polling station within about 30 seconds of you posting it, despite putting about 13 censor bars in the image

>>38000957
Literally my name, although I'm not the guy you are replying to. Shit myself when I saw this post.

>>38000989
Were you tomokochan?

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meanwhile at dox annon's house

>>38000530

Mailing list

Council lair.
Gov. housing anget(s)

>To whom it may concern I would like to actually rein actually as top ten King of King and let amir back in he try's he really does, a horse white as light can pull advertising, marketing and Hobo the bottle cap engineering engineer delighted at the discovery of a can with a tool; a can-can after two.

Or Ill Cgull

>Someone posts an image of their shirt
>Their exact location in the UK in pinpointed within 3 minutes

The mind boggles

Aright chaps, I'm fucking pickled.

Anyone else been spending their monday/tuesday getting messy?

>>38001063
No I wasn't Tomoko Chan

>>38001048
I meant like full name

>>38000904

>getting someones exact address from a photo with no exif data.

wat

>>38001073
prepare to be doxxed

>>38001123

Weaponised autism anon, weaponised autism

>>38001123
He managed to work out what street I live on from a photo with no exif data from a completely different country.

Guy has skills.

>>38001079
>what is your phone tagging photos with gps data
cmon lad, it's pretty basic stuff

>>38000904
can someone explain how the fuck he did this the madman. Scary fucking cunt.

>>38001079
Probably EXIF data.

>>38001175
If someone takes and uploads an image directly from their phone you can get shitloads of information from the data, im not sure exactly how it works or how to do it but clearly dox anon does

What's it like living in a council house lads? I put my name down and will be claiming every benefit under the sun for maximum NEET..

origi

4chan is hardly ISIS, but it's certainly large enough in terms of users, and radical enough to warrant at least 2-3 GCHQ agents, patrolling here for 8 hours a day must get boring, and they must just troll us during quiet periods.

There is no other explanation

>>38001158
I always thought you were doxxanon

>>38001158
https://youtu.be/CrM5gOaqVFYY

>>38001252

Sweet as a nut mate. Where you living at the moment?

>>38001252
i imagine it's like a constant hell of broken windows, graffiti and muggings

>>38000717
>>38000904
>>38001176

It's not EXIF data, I just decided to check and the only data you could get from it is that the pic was taken at 5:22pm

No gps data, no ip data, nothing else

try for yourself

exifdata.com

>>38001269
we put the best ones up on the fridge

>>38001273
Nah. But that would be a good twist.

>>38001289

Somebody's clearly been watching too much telly.

>>38001231
but 4chan automatically removes exif data. I just tried to pull the exif from the photo myself and it's already been removed.

I suspect some anon is samefagging and is making out like he doxxed some impossible to dox image for attention.

>>38001324
Do you have any new characters in the pipeline lad?

It's been getting a bit stale around here.

Lads im trying to come up with a cool protagonist name for the book I wanna write
How does Bartholomew Leach sound? is it gay?

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>>38001269
>GCHQ compiling all my posts on here

>>38001252
I am too, been on the list for a few months I think. They just give them to single mothers constantly

>>38001328
t.I lived across the road from the rough part of town, scouting parties would often cross the road looking for mayhem

>>38001332

Nah, Nightwalk anon and BritNormie can confirm that I am legit.

I'm not 'scary' or some neckbeard who would post someones address publically no matter how much I dislike someone, just some autist who enjoys a challenge.

>>38001359
Yeah it sounds pretty gay. Just call him Max Power

>>38000904
Phantom is that you?
wwwww

>>38001392

Literally who?

Medical poste

>>38000904
damon lad posted an image about a week or two ago and forgot to scrub it, he deleted it when he realised he dun goofed but it's still on the archives

do me a favour and chase him up, his avatarfagging is annoying

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>stare at this computer monitor for another 9 hours
>go to sleep


Eventful evening ahead lads

>>38001073

When I was in the bank yesterday I saw an informational video on how to avoid fraud, it showed some guy analysing people's photos to get bits of data out of them like DOB, NI number etc to get into their bank account, and all I could think of was doxxing anon sat at his desk on google street view

>>38001359
id go with thaddeus cockleshent

>>38001412
Sorry lad, you remind me of a mate of mine I talk to online

>>38001356
My propensity for making up characters has been wildly exaggerated lad. I've made up a few, but I'm certainly not as prolific as some people seem to think. Recently someone else has been making up a lot more than I ever had.

>>38001381
>>38001381
then tell us how you worked out where he was based on that photo. That is impossible mate. Only intelligence agencies who could possibly subpoena the exif data from the 4chin admins, or could digitally restore the metadata could find that out.

You do not have those capabilities.

>>38001366

So you're the weirdo that keeps peeping through the curtains?!

>>38001449
well get back making them you lazy sod. We're dry of entertainment here.

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>>38001332
>>38001381

doxxing laddy is highly autistic but in a good way, hes nice people but im guessing it would be a good idea not to upset him because you know...doxxing anon

>>38001462
lad i got threatened with a hammer once

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Lads, how do I not get bullied and/or culturally enriched while traveling through London to visit a friend?
I just need to go from one station to the next, it shouldn't be too difficult, right?

>>38001461

You can choose not to believe me if you want, I gave the original poster enough details to confirm I was legit, but not too much that others could use it.

It's just weaponised autism m8, I've had a damn lot of practise at this.

>>38001461
I think I know how he did it

It wasn't any hidden data in the photos, was it doxxanon?

>>38001521
Also post waifus, that's really important!

>>38001284
Living with parents, don't really want to feel their disappointment anymore so rather live on my own.

>>38001289
Nah lad it's not like that at all

>>38001363
Few months? I put down that I'm living in an overcrowded house, have mental health issues and the people I'm living with don't want me here. I'm hoping that helps.

Anyhoo any one notice how wanacry and bonsai rhyme

>>38001310

probably just has a way of checking peoples IPs by their 4chan post and using an ip lookup to find addresses.

>>38001531
how did he do it then?

>38001631
https://youtu.be/x6figxHtgyM

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>tired
>but also feel a shit could be potentially brewing
>can't go to sleep till I know for certain if these bowel movements are legit

>>38001531

No, it wasn't the exif data
>>38001639

You can't just get addresses from ip addresses unless you work for the ISP themselves, even then I can't get ips

>>38001689
I sleep sometimes, I'm down to only 1-2 hours a night

>>38001519

Was your baseball bat busy fucking your machete?

Tool up, me old mate...

>>38001689
IBS? drives me fucking mental sometimes but it gets worse for me in the mornings though, knock on wood its never too bad in the evenings.

>>38001689
>asleep

What? Have you managed to fix your sleeping pattern?

>>38001689
>tired
>but also have a phobia of sleep
>cant go to sleep until im so exhausted that I dont really have a choice anymore

Cried at the doctors office today lads, told him about how I almost hanged myself two months ago. Wew, what a life.

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>>38001639

can confirm this isnt true of he would have definitely let me know that hes found my home address by now

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>we're almost halfway through 2017
>2020 is a close to us as the start of 2015 is

>>38001742
>we're closer to 3000 than 1000

>>38001721
At least you are trying to get help lad.

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>>38001719
I've been awake all day and only had a 2-3 hour nap last night

>>38001715
I don't know, I sometimes don't go for like a week and have uncomfortable stomach. I also have a load of oily discharge and mucus that makes a mess so its either my diet or something

>>38001720
I don't like sleeping cause I always wake up depressed, if I had nothing to wake up for i'd sleep 14hours or something


>>38001742
don't remind me, I was supposed to be better than this by June but i've barely changed

>>38001721
What stopped you from going through with?

>>38001508

That really is a nice church anon

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.5873537,-2.6617268,3a,40.3y,162.36h,123t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s5LfJoRvz6FqFKKQqaskRTg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

>>38001721
Have fun being given more pills to stop your dick working.

Re-watching Curb your enthusiasm
realise I am Larry David.

>>38001956

You're an original jew?

Haven't wanked since saturday lads.

Actually feeling quite good. Not "fapstronaut superpowers" but it's been nice not to have that post-orgasmic low.

>watching first dates
>bill comes
>guy offers to pay
>she says "are you sure?"
>he says "yes"
>they ask her "do you fancy him"
>she says no

If you're not going to date the fucker afterwards, pay half the bill you cunt

>>38001989
Self hating, autistic jew.
Yes.

>>38002040
Jesus that reminds me of dating.

Whenever they said

>No no no, let me pay half, I insist

I always knew I'd never see them again.

>>38002080
Better than willingly letting them pay their entire date despite knowing you don't wanna see them again

>>38002105
Oh yeah. But it's still shit to get rejected.

>>38002134
Dating sounds like hell. I don't think I could ever do it. It's like 1 giant shit test

>>38000717

and btw, if I didn't scare you off and you're still here, I think you're one of my favourite anons, we used to watch a stream together if I'm correct.

back from work
god what a grind, I hope mr noseberg is satisfied with my efforts

>>38002069

It's all gravy, mate.

To what extent does this self hate relate to your inability to attract females?

>>38002152
It's a waste of time too. I've been in 5 relationships in my life now, and none of them I met through "dating"

just found a fuckload of zapain in the kitchen
30mg to 500mg of liver rot
how much can I get away with borrowing before anybody notices

>>38002222
>dubs + quads

the gods are saying just take the fucking lot

>>38002220

There is much truth to this and I'm not exactly a ladies man but the odd date or two has resulted in a quick meet, beat, delete or three.

W-w-what are we all up to lads?

>>38002306
Staring at my skype waiting for someone to come alone

lol

>>38002306

Muching on some jacobs mini cheddars m8

Sup?

>>38002306
waiting for a bowel movement so I can go to sleep haha

>>38000690
2kg a fucking week?

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>>38002306
depression back, just had my first few free days in a long time. put some radiohead on too. also trying to finish my mordor themed britfeel op image but it's taking too long and will turn out shit ayway

>>38000690
I wonder if this anon caved and got a pizza

>>38000717
>he does the virgin pose

Anyone else fancy Chelsea Manning a bit?

>>38002306

Putting a few bits of string between the dots on my corkboard map of the UK

>>38002348
I hope he didn't. Takeaway pizza always seems like an amazing idea when you're starving but when it actually arrives it's always such a disappointment.

>>38002377
too fucking true my man
the first few slices are okay, but it gets to be a chore to finish the whole thing
and you get sick of seeing it take up space in the fridge

every time I say never again

>>38002326
just enjoy the comfy prostate massage turtles head feels while youre drifting off mate

>>38002328
yes lad, I have myfitnesspal set to lose 1kg a week but I always try and stick below the calorie limit and don't factor in half an hour of exercise a day

>>38002348
I didn't lad, I ended up eating two slices of toast with butter and marmalade

>>38002306

Thinkin' 'bout Total War desu

as a yank, i have to say, my favorite poster here is ebin but he needs to man up and stop being such a little pussy

>>38002377

Pizza hut maybe. Dominos is banging.

>>38000690
1 day isn't going to make a fucking difference ffs, also losing 4 pounds a week isn't healthy lad you're doing more damage to yourself than that pizza ever will

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>>38002306
lying in bed, listening to Bathory.

Just paid for porn for the first time. Bit disappointed.

>>38002390
>never again

This is what I did with McDonalds. I live about 3 mins walk from a 24 hour McDonalds so it was something I did too often. The last time I got it was about 3 months ago and afterwards I just felt so bad I thought "Nope, that's it. Never again."

Shant go back.

>>38002306
getting high. then a bit of vidya. nothing too taxing just a comfy truck simulator.
what you doin lad

>>38002435
>Shant go back.

You should go back

>>38002417
I don't feel I'm doing any damage to myself, I'm a tall lad who's fat, so I'm still eating more than most people would on a diet, I'm hardly anorexic.

>>38002446

Playing with my rubiks' cube

>>38002306
Got to be up early for a job interview. Had a zopiclone saved up for just this occasion but I've only gone and lost it haven't I?

>>38002346
keep at it lad. doesn't matter if it takes a bit of time.
you've got to post it for us lad, shit or not it's always good to see oc

>>38002448
Why? What will have changed? Not as if they have changed their menu to have food that doesn't make you feel a bit sick afterwards.

>>38001332
I agree. Don't believe he is doing it. No real proof. Just saying. I doxxed you!!

>>38002435

Sometimes a lump of greasy bacon fried cheese slop is just what I need. Can't beat a Double Sausage McMuffin meal after a night out!

I love the adverts where they try to convince us it's real food.

>>38002495
>it's always good to see oc
psd anon was kind to post the image yesterday, but the current set up really is on its last legs

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>>38002377
>>38002390
Fuck
>inhale first slice, don't even savour it
>second and third slice are enjoyable, but by the end of the third slice my body is telling me that it's full
>ignore body, go in for two more slices
>feel sickly after that fifth slice, decide to put the rest of the pizza away to eat later
>spend the next hour regretting my life choices, trying to distract my stomach pain with tv or vidya
>as soon as the pain passes, remember I still have pizza
>finish the last three slices, all of which taste terrible

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>>38002498
GO GET A FUCKING BURGER AND CHIPS OR THE DOG DIES

>>38002545
You forget the old classic

>I'm starving and they've got a deal on, I'll get a side too
>Delivery comes
>Eat the side and totally full and satisfied
>Fuck I've got a full pizza here to get through

Fell asleep about 7. Wake up at 11.
Work is exhausting me. Now Jill be awake all night.
Wagey life gonna be interrupted significantly. Lucky I have tomorrow off.

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>hungry
>browse cupboards
>slim pickings
>half a pack of digestives been there months, stale as fuck
>Ready brek and Alpen 1 year out of date
>cup a soup and microwave popcorn 3 years out of date (fucking THREE)


Found a penguin that's in date, also the rice krispies are pretty fresh so at least there is something (didn't check the milk so that idea is probably fucked)

>>38002580

Fuck me mate, I know I'm a fat bastard but you need to be a man and learn how to put those salty dough pies away without crying about it.

You paid for it, there's no going back. Wash it down with some fizzy drink then dive into that warm cookie dough.

>>38002657
stale biscuits are lovely lad give em ere love it when they're all soft

>>38002657

Poor or just can't be arsed to shop?

>>38002306
Browsing the fatbot thread on /r9k/, having a laff

I'm fat too, don't tell anyone

>>38002665
Too right lad, when I'm in the zone I can put away a ridiculous amount of calories. The shits next day are godly.

>>38002657
cup a soup wont go out of date lad

>>38002695
If he was truly poor he'd never have let something decent like Alpen or Microwave Popcorn go out of date.

>>38002625
That's the best way to do it lad when you're off tomorrow, you can enjoy the night

>>38002665
>eating pizza with fizzy drink

Nigga

why is britfeel so active at this time? 5 hours ago it was pretty dead

>>38002792

Who needs saliva when you have two litres of fanta to yourself?

>tfw Narcissa has a cute tranny gf

Its over, lads.

>>38002824
because everyone knows the threads only really start when the normies have gone to bed

>>38002824
late night threads have several yank posters

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>>38002695

Pretty poor t b h lad

>>38000530
An old friend reached out to me on Facebook after three years and he wants me to make a huge burger with him.

Dunno what to think of this desu

>>38002830
Originally fucking how?

The dude is a bigger mess than me

>>38002868
lul what?
still do it, a friend of mine from school contacted me about 3 years later to go the pub, despite my reservations i did and he become like my only actual friend for a while, despite the fact that we weren't really even that big friends in school

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>>38002872
My point exactly. He's mentally broken, ugly as all sin, broke, plays ONE GAME for a living, and has a terrible personality. Yet he landed a qt tranny

>>38002904
so wheres a pic of this "qt tranny"?

>>38002851

Food bank? Bins behind supermarket? Ask bossman to bust you some samosas and a bag of quavers till you get paid? Order two pizzas to two different addresses on the same road then steal one while guy tries to deliver the other?

People should not be going hungry in this comfy island.

>>38002919
cant be arsed to find a pic, heres the video

https://youtu.be/i47bvNhUHhQ?t=1h33m28s

cat is going to give me bloody bruises from all his pummeling on my stomach

so painful but he wont give it up

>>38002952
"she" passed about as well as Narcissa desu

>>38002903
Ah man, he still talks like he used to. Like he's got a mile-long broom stuck up his bum. This is taking me back.

>>38002952
>qt

Lad... I have low standards, but come on. Spooky skeleton

>>38002957
Poor anon. I will weep for you.

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>>38002965
>>38002982
can you at least admit that its above Narcissa's league

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>>38002998
its above my league for sure

>>38002998
Cosmo's personality is so fucking toxic, that anyone is above his league

How he managed to find an actual girl when he was still parading as a dude, I'll never know

>>38002952

I've been up since yesterday consuming toxic substances and I'm just now feeling slightly ill.

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i have never even held a girls hand and I want to die
pretty sure at least four girls have fancied me though

>>38003025
give us a taste then lad

>>38002952
Wow. I mean he definitely doesn't pass, but he at least puts in some effort. Not unusual for trannies to get into relationships with each other desu

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>>38002346
>mordor themed britfeel op image
Please post it when its in a good state lad would love to see it.

Hard work isn't it

>>38003053

All gone. Money well spent!

>>38002998
Yes. Narcissa is a fucking prick, and it would take a mentally damaged individual to look past all of his negative traits

>>38003052
how old are you? i know you're in uni, so im guessing you're 19? i was in your position too and i managed to lose my virginity a few years later

>>38002952
Brianna Wu the teenage years

>>38003093
it's taken me hours lad. oc is a thankless job not that my shitty edits or humour deserve any reward
>>38003110
20 next month. even if I sort myself out I've already missed the best bit.

>>38003093
well thats a rare pepe

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>might have to wait 18 weeks before I can start getting help

>>38002155
>we used to watch a stream together if I'm correct
We used to watch a stream together? What of? The only people I've watched a stream with are some people off of discord, I think

I'll still be lurking, just won't be posting any more photos or sensitive information. I guess it's too late at this point anyway, but you've made me really anxious. I've got a knot in my stomach now

>>38003167
aww, is it cbt or worse?

>>38003128
>even if I sort myself out I've already missed the best bit.

me too but im not really ased. a lot of lads dont lose it until 18-19.

>>38003167

Good thing Crash Bandicoot's out on friday then eh?

>>38003186
Currently I'm just waiting to hear about my assessment.

>>38003191
I've only played the first one and the remake looks really washed out

>>38003168

I thought you were someone else.

Don't be scared anon, I'm not going to come to your place, I live 100 miles away. I do feel guilty now

>>38002952
The downfall of Cosmo is tragic

I used to really like watching his speedruns

>>38003167

You can fucking make it!

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>>38003224
Thanks lad. I figured I'd catch it before it became worse so I guess I just have to hang in there a bit longer.

>>38003248
HIV+?

oririr

>>38003211

Yeah but the originals aren't on PS4 it'll have to do. Would literally spend more time playing those old gems than any next gen release if I owned them.

It's not like I don't have anything better to do but all that stuff can go out the window when I get my hands on that orange arse.

>>38003259
No, eating memes

>>38003246
if you just press the start button when you have the game selected you get options, including eject

Got 2 cans and some pistachios from the offie, almost bought a fidget spinner

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>>38003246
nevermind lads i've found it, you just had to touch the fat ps4s and they ejected but you press an invisible button on the slim. Only had to grope my ps4 more than a japanese schoolgirl on a train

>>38003270
ah well I'm pretty sure they're useless anyway, i've been through it before. Not CBT though

>>38003279
ive just seen you come on lad. im at the end of kingdom hearts.

>>38003309
I'm going to play fifa17, no bully
>>38003271
I see, that would have been easier haha, i'll keep that in mind

Got takeout from a non British Pakistani establishment for a change tonight lads

>>38003357
making are tilde proud lad, good on you

>>38003357

I could murder a chicken jalfrezi right now m8

any of you lads drink loose tea?

got myself a little teapot for one last week, and I've really enjoyed brewing myself a cup each day, it's much nicer than teabags and it's a real relaxant, plus having a little floral teapot to pour it out of makes me feel comfy and nostalgic

never drank tea without milk before, but unlike tea bags this stuff actually tastes really good so I don't need it. and then I feed the dregs to one of my houseplants

>>38003340
fair enough lad. i used to have fifa 17 because it got it free with my ps4. i played it for a little while but got bored and sold it. im not big on footy but the games can be alright

>>38003222
I only found out about him after he began his transition, but I saw a few of his older vids and he was completely different in temperament. Don't know what caused him to become such a cunt

>>38002952
>you will never sit alone in your room getting high and watching Cosmo and Sig stream again

Take me back to my teenage years REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38003279
It's an actual button next to the power button
There's only 2 buttons on the damn thing and they're in very close proximity to each other
And one of them is illuminated
Just how stupid are you

>>38003408
yeah I found it through trial and error in the end.

PS4 load times are atrocious, I'm truly spoiled from pc gaming with an SSD

>>38003400

Blimey, what a brain-teaser!

Eww, i tasted that chicken tikka I ate 2 hours ago
Thought that would be digested by now

>>38003221
It's not that I'm scared of anything physically, I'm just scared of all my information being spread around, maybe all the posts I've made on 4chan coming back to bite me in the ass somehow

>>38003357
They exist?

What ya get la

>>38003422
Surely the hormones didn't cause this

>>38003400
He was always a self-absorbed, pretentious cunt, even when he wasn't on the titty skittles

Gets it from his parents obviously. Who names their kid fucking Cosmo?

>>38003416
I'm playing TPP on ps4 after having played it on my ps3 when it was released

I'd rather be paying it on my 1440p monitor, but this is the best i got right now

It's okay... for console plebs

>>38003445

Stop letting your thoughts drift off into hypothetical tangents of endless possibility. Your quality of life will increase drastically.

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Why can't Ebin go back to being just that guy with phimosis.
It's no fun having every other post be about him with a picture that he's used a hundred times before, be it his anime girl or a Wojak. His life is so uneventful discussion about him has been done to death.
I'd post about him having a dissociative disorder which he refuses to act on, or how he's antithetical to the nature of /britfeel/, but frankly I'm just bored of him. I am of bored of Ebin.

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>>38003561
sorry

morally original

>>38003478
Chicken and chips lad

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>>38003527
>titty skittles

thats funny lad

>>38003561
Also stay tuned for interesting new arcs, currently in the concept phase. You'll thank me for all the character and lore building afterward.

>>38003357
>get fish n chips
>it's run by a pair of chinks
>it's better than any fish n chips you've ever had before
every time

>>38003400
>Get world record in Ocarina of time
>declare the game dead since nobody could possibly beat his time
>some unknown runner beats it rather quickly
>get made fun of
>girlfriend leaves him too

It was quite tragic, and there where early signs, I remember him talking about how he likes to paint his nails in a Wind Waker stream

>>38003396
think the ritual of it is very calming

>>38003593
Give us a teaser trailer lad

>>38003576
You're not sorry. You're going to keep doing this. Rather than using this thread as a third place it is your only outlet of social interaction. Now that you've crafted a personality and have a name for yourself you cannot stop. (You)s the only source of dopamine you're getting.

What do we think of Peter Hitchens ?

>>38003640
Tilde and ebin have both ruined britfeel for me

>>38003626
I think i'm going to start building steam soon, I might get a council flat (probably not), volunteer and find afterward find my first job/go back into education, and some potential character crossovers for fan service.

>>38003640
your not wrong desu, what else should I do? make a blog somewhere else so I can type alone? trip so you can filter me? I'm open to ideas

>>38003673
MORAL

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>>38003561
>with a picture that he's used a hundred times before
This is perhaps the worst thing about Ebin, I swear he only uses like 10 pics max

I have over 200 now of Tomoko so you'll never get bored lads

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>>38003714
I've got 84 pics though, thats a decent selection.

Theres way more tomoko art

>>38003681
Stop using /britfeel/ as a crutch and try to improve your life Who am I kidding you won't fucking do that.. Start posting anonymously - and by that I mean so we won't know it's you, and try give 4chan a rest. Go without the internet for a day
And stop being a hypocrite.

>>38003740
Sure you have 84 pictures, but you use the same 8 over and over.

>>38003678
>he wasnt here for the worst of poley

Got a sainsbos pasta bake in fridge. Debating whether to eat it or not.

>>38003743
are you a waifuposter?

posting here helps me cope with my life, I might just blog in private or make videos instead as an outlet. I post anonymously more than you think probably, I wonder if a mod can see. If I did a blog post people would just know anyway and those are the ones I like doing the most.

Its not like I don't feel some level of guilt, I don't even know why I received so much attention I really detested the 2016 waifuposting but mostly because they were all crypto-normie cunts but still.

>>38003812
Eating a big bag of plain asda tortilla chips and dorito salsa

>>38003813
Every single one of those waifu posters was a normie. Literally all of them were having irl group meetings, and some of them were even fucking each other

They all seemed to have fucked off now though

>>38003812

Like one you made with the shop brand sauce or a ready meal?

Them 80p jars are good shit. I like to mix in a bunch of chopped sausage and bacon and top with a nice four cheese mix.

Weird sleep at the moment
It feels about tea time right now, probably fall asleep about 4am

>>38003846
>Literally all of them were having irl group meetings, and some of them were even fucking each other

unfortunately that still happens lad.

>>38003813

Do you hate me ebin? I'm a cyborg, borderline normie

>>38003813
He's not answering lad I bet it's tilde with his trip off

>>38003883
Thought it all collapsed when their leader Jun ghosted them all and said they weren't worth his time anymore

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>buy sleeping pills to make sleeping easier
>waking up more than usual

Waste of 4 GBP desu!

>>38003846
I was so hurt when I found that out desu. Not even angry just upset

>>38003937
Why did it hurt you? Did you want to be involved in the gangbangs and got jealous?

>>38003841
Those torillas are the shit man.
Try covering them in cathedral city cheddar (grated) and put them in the oven at 180 for like 6 min till it only just starts to go slightly brown in patches and youll cum yourself to sleep i promise

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>>38003885
I think my hate is sporadic and petty, I don't hate you unless you have a smug superiority or you make me feel insecure and envious, or you try act as if you have problems yet have a nice functioning life, which is a bit hypocritical since theres people less functioning than me.

basically my hate isn't rational but it really affects me, It phsyiscally makes it feel like my mind is going to explode with anger/frustration when looking/reading some things but people misunderstand it
>>38003891
I thought it was mado, he types like that with spoilers. I think tilde is asleep, he wouldn't do that to m-me r-right

>>38003937
do you need me to help you sleep?

>>38003891
Am I not allowed to do a poo, lad?

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Glad to see some newer videos of sovereign citizens getting BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AkYr-h4ebU

Seems to be a general theme of

>Be as much of a dick as possible to the cop
>Never answer any questions
>Start to lecture him on how you have done nothing wrong and how you are special and unique
>Get ass beat

>>38003937
Fuck off lying racist attention whore.
Of course you'd be upset other people are actually living their lives and being true to them selves while you're stuck here faking everything about you to trick people in to liking you.

Fuck off and get better

>>38003956
I have lad, put some jalapenos in there as well. Good shit, I'm thinking of trying it with sour cream and chive soon and doing half salsa

>>38003980
Casually fucking prison gays constitutes "living their lives" and "being true" does it?

:interesting:

>>38004009
It's clearly what tilde wants or else he wouldn't flirt with literally everyone, he's upset because he knows he can't live up to the lies he's built around him.

>>38000637
i like to think of every comma as a stressed gasp of air

>>38003967
madotsuki isnt mean leave him alone

wish he'd post his tiny toes

>>38004041
Like that black kid in a wheelchair from Malcolm in thto middle?

Someone must have a pic of this waifu crew at one of their little hangouts

Come on detractors, post em

>>38001073
a mighty, thunderous kek rolls over mountains and valleys, the blast shaking windows and snapping branches off of trees.

Ah what a lovely night we have here lads. Not a tripfag in sight. Just bought euro truck simulator haha what am i like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgmtpc34sDE&feature=youtu.be

is he dare i say /ourguy/?

>>38003978
What gets me, is these people actually post the footage of themselves being recked online

>>38003951
Mostly because I thought I had finally found similar people to me who were my friends. Turned out I was still an outsider there.

>>38003967
If you want desu!

>>38003980
It was more the fact that I thought of them as my friends only to learn I had been left out. Partly my own fault really for being too nervous to involve myself

>get better

thank you. I hope you can improve your life too lad

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>>38004087

Watch out for the crazy turks online lad

Its a total shit show

>>38004074

The way you connected that reference to the train of thought from a previous post was just splendid, anon.

Godspeed you awesome gentleman.

>>38004121
What the fuck do you expect them to do? Just not meet up because you were too scared?

The world doesn't revolve around you you racist narcissist.

Fuck off to /soc/ you jealous little cretin

>>38004008
aye enjoy anon

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>>38004121
how do you need help tilde? Maybe hug a pillow and pretend your calming this guy down.
>>38004149

>>38004087
I tried to play that but couldn't configure my logitech shit g29 or whatever it is up correctly

I bought the Stalker bundle and roller coaster tycoon 1 with some spare steam money I had

>>38004193
oh, thanks for the reminder ebin, i wanted to buy stalker, always heard it was good

>>38004149
I didn't even know they were meeting up until I read it in the threads months later. It put into perspective how wrong I was about our perceived friendship which really hurt me at the time desu

>>38004206
all 3 are like 5 quid or something, I've always wanted to play it but never bothered. i'll probably never play it or install it and get scared and quit after a few mins but oh well, It was only cheap.

>>38000530
"Dox anon" is obviously samefagging, 4chan strips exif and the only other data he MIGHT have access to is IP & that's if he's a mod which I doubt

>>38004193
Mmm Ebina looks totally fuckable in this pic. She looks fat in all the other ones

>>38004217
Hard to be friends with someone who changes personality so frequently.
Why don't you take your enabling orbiters with you to /soc/ where you can blog and make up whatever you want and be as racist as you desire and not shit up britfeel

>>38004258
>whining about racism

Is one of your waifu crew a paki or something?

And no one orbits tilde. We've seen the pics

>>38004121
tilde what do you think of the current waifu poster line up

>>38004258
I'm not an orbiter (maybe a bit) but I've talked to tilde a few times now off here and can almost attest to his personality being genuine, maybe hes overly nice here which comes off as disingenuous but he does really seem like a human off here, just a real robot which many people here can't relate too.

t. not an orbiter

>>38004193
You should try Assetto Corsa.

It's the best most acurate sim out right now and has some great mods.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn-dNjYcaWc

>>38004325
I've got it and played it for a while but i'm extremely bad and could barely stay on the track or beat time trials. Was quite fun though, I should motivate myself to try that again and get better...

>>38004318
are you ebin poster?

>>38004318
>almost attest

Fucking confident there lad

>>38004305
There aren't many really nowadays

>Nymph
Been around for ages and I like that desu. Feels nice knowing there are people here from the earlier days. A nice enough lad but feels a bit distant to me. Liked the banana beer meme too

>Mado
Largely indifferent. Get the impression he is more of a normie than me but we have had some pleasant conversations and his waifu is fairly cute.

I really did like both Azu and Jun though desu. Both lovely lads.

>>38004411
>I really did like both Azu and Jun though desu.

I thought they were the worst. Jun felt fake from day 1.

Out of the lot, I thought Sakulad was the nicest. Sweet guy.

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Last 2 digits decide which age Barbara Windsor you fuck

GO

>>38004345
I read drivingfast.net, emulated Gran Turismo 4 and replayed all the licence missions to get good, it's quite easy to do as GT4 explains how to do everything.

>>38004411
what do you think of krillin and vegeta lad?

>>38004411
Did you ever run in to lenlad?

when nice posters collide

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>>38004366
maybe
>>38004387
no it's just I haven't talked quite enough, I don't want to judge anyone after just a few talks, it takes weeks. I think people might misunderstand him a bit sometimes, hes a very nice and relatable person, but his posting style might seem misleading and fake

Just did that poo I was waiting for, I can sleep now but I don't feel like it haha. I should be awake for 12pm tommorow so I can stay awake for a few more hours doing nothing.

>>38004481
I tried drifting in the ae86 and failed awfully, think you have to adjust the settings...

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Hogs heaven
Hope I can keep this down

>>38004411
>favourite was the other two attention whores

At least Jun was honest

Fuck off to /soc/ with your rating bullshit

>>38004541
Which waifu fag are you? You really have a bone to pick with old bullimia boy here

>>38004461
I spoke to them both off here and I found I connected the most with them

>Sakulad

I don't have anything against him really since he has been nice to me but something rubs me the wrong way about him. Might just be my bitter jealousy though haha

>tfw no britfeel bf


>>38004492
Like him a lot! He seems like a really nice person and he makes me laugh from time to time. Don't know too much about him though really

>>38004502
I have barely interacted with him desu

heard some things that I think are really mean but let's not turn this into a FB group chat gossiping session

>>38004556
I don't post that kind of crap either. At least waifu posts only happen once a thread

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>2+ hours of "waaahh fucking tripfags"

>>38004602
> but something rubs me the wrong way about him

Did he partake in the "casual degeneracy sex" games?

Because that would rub any "MORAL" person the wrong way

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Remind me why we don't want an authoritarian government again lads?
>everyone has to conform to MORAL standards, those that aren't are shamed, shunned and fined
>state issued virgin gf
>wages kept similar, wealth (not personal possessions) is confiscated so that rich chad cant fuck you over
Poor people, robots and other underclasses need a reason to join society again

>>38004602
Who did you hear them off lad? spill the beans

>>38004602
>but let's not turn this into a FB group chat gossiping session

No, seriously, let's do. Nothing else is happening tonight and this thread will purge before the normies wake up for work anyway

>>38004650
Len himself, so he appears less godlike

>>38004672
Always knew there was a sinister side. No one nice goes to that amount of length to pretend to be nice

>tfw tilde forgot you in his waifu poster lineup rate
b-but I'm mostly nice to you

>>38004672
What? don't speak in riddles tilde

>>38004713
don't worry lad he didn't mention me either

>>38004478
They both look fucking awful. Which side is the younger one?

>>38004730
Len is so perfect rumours of his own imperfection - paradoxically - came from him.

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>>38004650
>>38004665
I am not involved so it isn't my place to say. Sorry I shouldn't have said anything

>>38004713
Sophie poster? If so I really like you but don't consider you a waifuposter because of the 3D. No offence lad!

>>38004748
Ebin? Sorry I can't think of anyone else who regularly posts here desu

>>38004526
Not even 10 minutes...
I'll be glad when i get home and I can't keep doing this

>>38004602
mean about len or mean things len has done?
DONT TEASE US WITH GOSSIP LIKE THAT

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what did tilde mean by this?

>>38004796
The second but that's all you are getting out of me. You can use your imagination for the rest!

>>38004796
Think they're referring to mean things Len has said or done

>>38004822
I fucking bet he drowns puppies by the sack load in Manchester canal.

>>38004822
>Len has done mean things

He better not be nasty or mean to saku. He doesn't deserve that :(

>>38004779
>I really like you
My life is complete

>>38004648

I'm not a manbaby who craves authoritarian rule because I can't function in the real world.

>Hi, This is Mr.Strange Guy, and is my best friend, he is really strange, he is gif me a gif today, a lot of white chlotes with the salem cross mark, it's really awesome but, it's scare me.
Why is /i/ such a meme board?

frig off with bandicoot when is the time splitters remake coming??

i always thought len was a bit of a prick tbqh, i could always sense it. i reckon he has been a dick to his ex fella.

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>>38004779
y-yes where was my rate

>>38004942
never, they let a third party make a fan remake and it'll probably never come out

>>38004964
Its a bit of a misunderstanding

what has this lenlad ever done for us?

>>38004964
Another waifufag with the hot gossip about our resident "nice poster"

I've seen less drama in the furry fandom, and that shit is rife with it.

>>38005015
I love how tilde gets so jealous of people he has to have a go

they'll take each other down the whole lot of waifu posters

>>38004987
come on ebin lad, spill the beans. be a champion for us all. let us know what happened with len and his fella.

someone is going to tell us sooner or later. may as well let us know now while its late and the normies are in bed