Someone at work has been stealing my lunch and drinks. Would I be a bad person to make a bait lunch and piss in my drink and put semen in my food as revenge?
>>38000070
Just put laxatives
>>38000070
Nah dude, that's bitch shit
You need to crush a mirror with a rolling pin then spread it on buttered bread and hide it under some ham.
>>38000070
>Rat poison in drink
>Laxatives on food
>???
>Profit!
>>38000070
Put in laxatives or sleeping pills. Should be easy to identify the perpetrator. You can smell piss and you can taste cum (I think? No homo).
Make a sandwich and hide a passive aggressive note inside of it. So when they bite in they find it. Like instead of a slice of cheese it's just a sticky note that says "stop stealing my fucking food."