Not sure if this is the right board for this, and I've never posted here before, but you guys seem to give good advice so here goes. There's a beautiful girl living in my neighborhood. How would I go about obtaining a pair of her panties? Will provide more details/ a pic if interest/ or questions arise. pic unrelated
break into her house, beat the fuck out of her and steal them
>>37999727
Solid advice, but I'm not trying to catch a case anon
>>37999745
wear old clothes that mask your body shape.
wear an actual mask. never speak during the entire act.
>>37999745
>Solid advice, but I'm not trying to catch a case anon
Then kill her and destroy her body before anyone finds it
No evidence, no case
I grew up with her sister, we played together as kids a lot. They live with the grandmother who knows and likes me because I've lived here forever. That might be an in, but I haven't spoken to any of them in years. Not sure what I would say
>>37999999
Start with amazing gets. Then you might be onto something.
>>37999993
Or you could always try again. One day it's bound to happen.
>>37999993
I doubt it senpai. I could try to impress her with my 9's I suppose
>>37999704
wrong board kiddo
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original
>you guys seem to give good
Stopped reading there
>>37999704
Do a poo in her house, when she bends over to smell the poo, steal the pantie
I see now that asking this question here was a mistake. I knew this board was full of autists just like me, but I didn't realize the extent of the autism. But I'll keep watching the thread, and if she adds me on IG i'll post pics.
I'm not sure what you're expecting. Obviously the only way is to gain access to her house, which would be either illegally or by getting invited.