How Do I Escape This

>>37999501
How old are you? Do you have any education or jobexperience?

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>>38000385
21
Nothing more than a high school degree.
No job experience.

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>>37999501
>the neet side only somewhat describes me
>the wageslave side brought out a few tears over how happy it seemed and that I'll never know those things in that capacity
Being a cyborg really hurts sometimes

>>37999501
>12am to 6am sleep

What a fucking cunt. The wageslave still has no hobbies besides drinking and the travel meme.

>>38002369
The wageslave slide happens like once or twice a year. It's so meticulous to plan a really good day and you will always have to gamble on a relationship being functional. There's a lot of shit you have to do before and after a really good day.

>>38002496
>tfw even if I planned everything right and got the perfect wageslave normie day I would still feel awkward and out of place so much that I couldn't enjoy it.

>>38002572
Yeah, that's how I felt at graduation. Maybe achievement seeking isn't for you and a less ambitious life would make you happier in the end.

>>38002443
Also there's no shot he could do happy hour with the boys and then dinner and a movie with his GF before midnight.
Still rather have a job, I fucking hate being a NEET.

>>38002646
I don't want to be a neet though.

>>38000814
21 isn't too late to go to college or to learn a trade.

>>38003023
It's not too late, but the way I see it is that there's no point in someone like me going to college anyway. A lot of people I've talked to on various forums tell me that they got a degree and had to get a job that was not at all/loosely related to their own field (and these weren't even the womyn studies tier fields either) that paid something like 15 dollars an hour, because the market was over saturated and they weren't that talented in their field. So I just want to skip college, skip debt and get certified in a field that pays at least 12 bucks an hour, but with the qualifier that I can do it from home.

>>38003172
that's way too picky, you aren't going to get a job that checks all those requirements. Learn to be a plumber or something, they make a lot of money.

>>37999501
why did you make a fake out of the original OC wageslaving was much worse

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>>37999501

congrats, bro, your OP pic just won the Most Autistic Sperglord Composition award of the month!

>>38003250
you're saying there is no barely-above-minimum-wage job that I can do from home, even if I take some online courses to get certified?
>>38003267
I didn't make it.

>>38003331
would you stop posting that picture faggot?

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>>38003358
with no work experience at 21, no, none above minimum wage at home.

>>38003572
don't listen to this anon, medical coding is what you're looking for

>>38003023
learning a trade is the new Stem.

I feel this way being unemployed. I'm really hoping for that to change soon. In the meantime, I'm applying for jobs to better my life

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What makes you so special? Why do you think you should get to avoid a soul numbing, anxiety inducing, on location job that the rest of us have to settle for?

>>37999501
>the last panel on the NEET side
The trick is to get out of bed and begin doing what you said you were going to do in the morning. Just get out of bed and start doing push-ups and sit-ups, get on the computer and write up a resume or apply for jobs that don't require resumes.

>>37999501
>6 hours of sleep
>well rested and invigorated
Yeah right, faggot

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>>38004225
>benposting

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>>38003023
>>38003172
Seriously OP, go to a trade school to learn something. I was a NEET for two years after high school because I had your same train of thought about college. Every day I woke up feeling like shit even though I got over 10 hours of sleep and had no ambition or goals. In those two years my mother supported me and I could feel that she was a little disappointed with me and that didn't feel good. She suggested I go to a trade school instead of a college and it was the best decision of my life. 17 moths later i'm pretty much the dude on the right except I work as an aircraft mechanic.

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>>38002136
>dollar shave club
my subhuman nigger!

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>>38000814
was there a worse 90s show than The Critic?

>>38006518
Futurama started in 1999 and it was pretty bad.

>>37999501
The wageslave side is utter bullshit unless you're a executive level Chad

>>38005514
My uncles an aircraft mechanic. Damn good career. Good on you dude.

>>38002651
>5-6:30 happy hour
>7 arrive home
>7:30-9:00 dinner
>9:30-11:30 movie
>12:00 home & bed

that's giving generous driving and eating times

>>38006985
well it's made in response to that hyper-productive neet/suicidal wageslave version