how do i know if im developing schizophrenia?

>>37998784
same happening here

>>37998784
How many wasps are currently living in your sinuses?
Where does the CIA leave the dead drops for you?
Can you hear that buzzing noise that only goes off from 10pm to 2am?

>>37998784
>>37998852
Well, try listing the symptoms?

>>37998784
>Do you think you're the "choosen one" or a "God" of some sort?
>Do you talk a lot with yourself in your mind?

>Is taking a shower a chore?

>>37998915
pretty much all the prodromal symptoms, i also have some kind of "delusion" that sometime pops in my mind when im doing something related to it but i dont really believe it

Unless you snap back to reality and realize you were having an episode of sorts, I'm pretty sure someone has to diagnose you.

>>37998978
>>Do you think you're the "choosen one" or a "God" of some sort?
no
>>Do you talk a lot with yourself in your mind?
>>Is taking a shower a chore?
yes

>>37998978
w-what kind of schizophrenia is that, anon?

>>37998978
>>Is taking a shower a chore?
What exactly do you mean by this?

>>37999046
I think that's just extreme narcissism

>>37998978
>>37999043
meant no with last question

bumping originally
dont mute

>>37998784
Constantly thinking or suspecting that you have schizophrenia.

>>37999043
You /smelly/ too?

>>37998978
>Do you talk a lot with yourself in your mind?
Is that not normal? That's all I do...

Have you seen the CIA niggers yet?

Ask the people in your head and see if they respond

>do you believe you live in truman show?
>are the cia niggers fucking with you?
>did you write a 64-bit operating system?
>does the radio talk to you?

if so, the answer may be yes.

>>37998978
Alk three to some degree but this is pretty vague desu

>>37998978
>>Do you think you're the "choosen one" or a "God" of some sort?
Yes
>>Do you talk a lot with yourself in your mind?
Yes
>>Is taking a shower a chore?
No

am i schizo?

>>37999644
Oh definitely not ;) ;)

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>>Do you think you're the "choosen one" or a "God" of some sort?
FUCK YES
>>Do you talk a lot with yourself in your mind?
I have never talk with me in mind. I even don't think by "talking" in mind about most things
>>Is taking a shower a chore?
Usually but I still do that
Am I just weirdo or is it something more severe?

>>37998784
i vaguely think that i'm some kind of a chosen one, i mean, i don't think that way so strongly

>>38000787
but sometimes i feel really really paranoid and in very low moods, like crying like a bitch all the fucking time, i suppose i'm only a weirdo but

>>38000824
and also doing some unusual stuff

>>37998784
If you think you are then you aren't, you're just looking for attention

Im getting paranoid about talking out loud unknowningly and people being able to hear my thoughts. Is this schizophrenia or just autism?

>>37998978
i unironically think I am a god that can co trol the winds and predict what people will do wirh 90% accuracy(which I can). I make conversations in my own head but love to shower.


A m I mentally ill?

>>38001567
Yes, you're not a god you dumb fuck. Go to church

>>38001578
>go waste time in a church

No thanks. Im not retarded.

>>38000340
>did you write your own fucking compiler from scratch?

>>37998784
Schizophrenia sounds more like a meme or
psy-op than an actual illness.
t. diagnosed schizo

>>38001567
>predict what people will do wirh 90% accuracy
everyone can do that because (mentally healty) people are predictble. If it wasn't like this we couldn't really live together in large societies.

>>38001964
based terry, is that you?

>>38002425
Got the wrong person, I'm afraid.

>>38000986
I do the same and I'm not at all schizo so you are probably also fine.