Help pls

Just ask if she wants to PARTY ROCK IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT?

>>37997482
Don't scare her away by sperging out, move slowly, but not too slowly. Maybe ask her to go to a bar once her shift is over?

I don't know. No one on this board knows. Ask somewhere else friend.

Just ask her out or for her phone number. From what you said it doesn't seem like you could fuck it up.

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Where the hell is my korean girlfriend

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B cup? Why no A?

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>>37997534
I thought maybe with the ridiculous flood of normies someone might be able to help. I asked the old lady that I'm friends with how old she is, she said 22 (I'm 28)

>>37997546
How do I work up the balls to do this? I'm IF I'm able to talk, im stuttering mess.
Talking to girls I'm not interested in, or I know I have no chance with is fine, but once its possible it's all over. The first day I thought there was no way she could be interested, but as I've realized she is I've been devolving. Last night I could hardly maintain eye contact with her. I fucking hate myself so fucking much.
>>37997501
Probably the best advice I could get desu.

Alright I know people get pissed here when someone gives vague advice so im gonna try and be as specific as possible.

It's gonna be hard no matter what, and your gonna be a stuttering mess because you've already built her up in your mind as being this amazing girl, so just accept that your gonna be afraid and plan accordingly.

Next time you go to check something out, after shes done scanning, try to be as assertive as possible and ask her if she want's to go out to a cafe with you sometime. Ex("btw I was wondering if youd like to go grab a cup of coffee with me sometime? Call me if your interested, heres my number.) Then hand her your number pre-written on a piece of paper.

This part is crucial, if you have anxiety like I did, your hands will literally be to shacky to write, itll ruin everything, so pre-write it. It's not weird, all she'll get from that is that you decided you liked her before talking to her. Which is fine since you've already talked to her before and she knows this. So don't worry.

After that, if she really likes you, she will call, set up a date in a nice (popular)coffee shop sometime during the day, this is also crucial, because she doesn't know you yet it's important she feels safe, but if she insists on a night date, don't decline.

Do that and you should be fine.

>>37998258
chat for a bit
say: "We could go out sometime".
If she says yes in lit up manner
say: "can i have your number?"
She gives it to you and you are good to go.

The ideal thing would be to go that after an engaging conversation but you have to work with what you have.

>>37998482
>Call me if your interested, heres my number.) Then hand her your number pre-written on a piece of paper.

Only girls do that you moron.
You are basically telling him to act like a girl.

Also, girls rarely put themselves in a position to be rejected. Only very few do that, so she is probably not gonna call, even if she wants to.

>>37998258
>How do I work up the balls to do this?
I don't know what to tell you man, it's a binary thing you either do it or you don't. "Between the motion and the act lies the shadow". Can't be stuck in the shadow forever buddy.
Do you have any heroes/role models? Think about what they would do, put yourself in their shoes. I always think of Superman personally, because that guy can do anything, so if I put myself in his shoes doing simple human tasks becomes pretty easy.
You could try using magic too, do a sigil that will give you the power to ask her out flawlessly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOUglLOR1cg
You could take some drugs if you think they will work, maybe have a beer or two (don't want to be drunk or stinking) to calm your nerves. A Valium or Xanax if you know how it effects you, maybe even a straight up beta blocker if you can get 'em.

>>37998687
The reason she would call would not be because she fears rejection retard, once she has the number she knows she's not getting rejected. She only wouldn't use the number because she doesn't want to. Still I agree it's a fairly beta play, much better off asking for her number.

If you accidentally engage aspiestudder.jpg, call yourself out on it. Say "Christ, I can't talk today. Sorry." And continue.

>>37998687
Not true at all, the alternative is essentially the same thing. Asking for her number, could also lead to rejection. If she doesn't like you she'll give you a fake number. Chicks do this all the time.

Basically your letting her know your interested outright, and giving her the option to follow up. A girl would just casually slip you her number, she'll almost never out right ask you out.

So your good. Just try it and see what happens, if you have any chance with this girl, this will work.

>>37998827
I can tell from experience, she is not gonna be comfotable being the one who asks him out.
I had a girl who was really interested in me, even after i showed no interest back. I decided to give it a shot after she kept insisting. She suggested for us to go out but she managed to somehow twist it in a way to make it sound like i was asking her out.

>>37998903
I can see you are thinking in a very objective manner.
Except, IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT
I know this is a meme in this board but you truly seem to not have any experience dating girls.

>A girl would just casually slip you her number, she'll almost never out right ask you out.
Yes like i said, girls do that. Doesn't mean they would like if a guy acted the same way.

You are telling him to do the most beta approach with someone who evolved to detect and avoid betaness.

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>>37998482
>>37998687
Fuck. I don't know who to listen to. I but I think I'll try to give her my number. So much stress off me. That way I don't have to worry about figuring out what to say, or when I should get in touch with her.

>>37998791

>do you have a hero
Bill Cosby

>drugs if you think they will work, maybe have a beer or two (don't want to be drunk or stinking) to calm your nerves. A Valium or Xanax if you know how it effects you, maybe even a straight up beta blocker if you can get

I don't think that's the kind of beta they block desu.
I was trying to find some painkillers/heroin. That shit calms me way down, and makes me super social. But good drugs are hard to find here, and the people I order from off the deep web takes a few days to get here.

>tfw you just want to eat some kimchi flavored pussy

>>37999677
They do block that kind of beta, they treat social anxiety.

>>37999677
Guy who told you to get drugs here, do not give her your number, it's a bad move, ask for hers instead. I don't understand how you could find one more difficult than the other either

>>37999824
I agree with this anon. Dont be a lil fag and slip her your number. ASK FOR HERS.

Seasonal Jamaican and Korean workers? That's a weird mix. Where the fuck is this?

>>37999824
even the guy dumb enough to suggest drugs knows that giving her your number is a bad idea.

>>38000206
Fuck you man if he literally can't talk to women sober then drugs could easily help, provided he takes the right ones.
For fuck's sake the entire bar/club industry is for the most part built on the idea that a lot of people can't get laid without drugs.

>>37999912
NY, the """""luxurious""""" Hmptons. The Koreans I've always been cool with, but the Jamaicans get annoying fast.

>>37999824
Drugs are unironically a good idea. It was my first idea, but there's no opiates out here just xanax and coke.
What about asking if she wants to go out THEN give her my number? Or just ask if she wants to go out then ask for hers?

>>38000252
I'd ask her out first, I've made the mistake of just getting the number and then the date idea becomes a shit test, or she is so conflict averse she just gives a fake/never responds.

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>>37999804
Oh! My grandfather tales beta blockers, i thought they were bad heart/blood pressure pills

>>38000206
Sorry bro >>38000239 the right drugs is ideal. If I could have found even just a couple OCs I wouldn't have made this thread.

I'm when when I don't think I have a chance, but like I said. Last night I couldn't even maintain eye contact. It's only going to take 1 more time before she sees through the facade and realizes I am not what I look like.
I was really hoping one of the weebs here would have some advice for asking out a gook specifically. Idk if there's like any particular things NOT to do

>>38000576
Don't take your gramps pills though. That's fucked.

>>38000239
>advocating for drugs, alcohol, bars, clubs, filthy language and casual sex in the span of two posts.
What does your mom think of you anon?

>>38001429
What would yours think if she browsed /r9k/ with you for an hour? Get off your high fucking horse faggot.

>>38001824
OP here, I keep liking you more and more. >>38001429 sounds like a pretentious fuck. How many times have you cranked it to loli traps today, 429? Did you advocate for anyone to get raped or murdered?

>>37999077
>Yes like i said, girls do that. Doesn't mean they would like if a guy acted the same way.
Yeah but im not saying that am I. I'm telling him to tell her he would like to grab a coffee with her and give out his number.

He essentially asked her out but instead of getting her number, he gives his. Thats the only difference, hes still asking her out.

If anything it's more alpha because it cuts out the opportunity to block him right away, gives her a chance to think about it.

>>38002622
I'll be going there in 3 hours. Hopefully this thread is still open.
That's one thing I like more about 8ch, I've participated in threads that span weeks. So nice when OP can actually give updates.

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>>37997482
she wants residency you dummy
litteraly just get her number and you get a free korean wife

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>>38003198
That's exactly what i was thinking! As long as we can sleep in the same ned, and cuddle I'm cool with it.

>>37997482

Walk up to her and stick your tongue up her asshole. She'll ruv u rong time sucky sucky 5 dolla

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>>38003950
just dont make it obvious that you get whats happening. she may even like you

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>>38004043
Wait... I thought she was supposed to do the rimming? Oh well, she's cute and looks clean.

>>38004090
Maybe i should just say it
>ok, listen up slope eyes, I know this scam, and im willing to go along with it. But you're not allowed to wear a bra to bed because I want to hold a titty while I sleep and you're never never allowed to even touch my computer, nevermind use it

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>>38004253
do not bully korean waifu

>>37997482
>She's manipulating you

Maybe I'm just being bitter but awaken the inner alpha in you and ask her out

Go get dinner
I can't help but wonder how people in different jobs and stuff end up dating

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>>38004356
You're right. She's my sweet pure wife to be, and I love her.

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>>38004676
How is she manipulating me anon? If you mean for citizenship, idc.

>mfw I just downloaded a background camera that still records when my phone is locked.

Might be able to pull a webm of her and me asking her out boys.

>>38004944
Spasmghetti would roll out of your pockets just by asking her out, yet you plan to make a webm out of it without her noticing it, Big plans and even bigger failures i see.

>>37999677
first for telling you to not do heroin

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>>38005890
You're about 11 years late on that one.

>>38005253
How would she notice it?

Doesn't matter because I pussied out anyway.

>2 people in front of me
>She sees me when I get in line
>smile.jpg
>keeps her head down doesn't look at the other 2 except to take money/give change
>my turn
>4 people behind me
>talk as much as we can in the time it takes to ring up and pay for 4 items
>keep eye contact the entire time except for a second where I look down at her delicate little Asian hands
>pay, hands touch when she give me my change hands are so soft
>boner
>don't want to hold up line so just say good night see you tomorrow.
>didn't stutter except the first h-hey, how are you t-tonight?
I think she's super socially awkward too. It sure seemed like after she noticed me. She reacted pretty much exactly how I would have/do. I think that's why I did ok.

>>38006198
Are you anon or not ?
If you are anon there is no need for such questions.
We are the ones that always lose, you would forget about sound or flash or handle your phone in an awkard way.
But at the same time, if you deliver, you would be remembered for ages to come.
Choose anon, 5% higher chances of real waifu, or fame and glory for the op who delivered.

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>>38006461
I think you know which one desu.

>/r9k/ glory

I will try again tomorrow. At least I held a conversation.

>>37998687
>pre-written
Wew lad, you sound like a bitch.

what do you buy every day at the grocery store?

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How is this still open?

>>38007577
Just what ever i want to eat each night. I live in a very small town. My place is no more than 5-10 minutes from any part of my town, and 10min is pushing it, it's really more like 5-7. The grocery store in question is dead center in the village, where most people go, and like 3min from my place. I walk my dog there for about 2 hours (out of 8 hours total) every night, to keep him socialised, and force me to have at least a couple minutes of human interaction. He's like 120lb, and still going to put on about 30lb more (pic related him like 2 months ago. He's little over 1 year old now) so I just shop day by day, since I'm there anyway.

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>>38007387
Anon-kun, you're missing the point. He's giving me advice. I am beta af. He's trying to help ME do what would work out best for ME. He might be the guy that just walks up to a broad and says

>put my dick in your mouth, whore

If people actually do that. But as I said before.

>How do I work up the balls to do this? I'm IF I'm able to talk, im stuttering mess.

I am a bitch around girls.

>>38008750
>I've noticed you looking at me while I'm here did you want to go out and get lunch/dinner/coffee/deez nuts sometime?

It's literally this easy amigo and requires barely any talking

>>38008820
I unironically appreciate this reply. Every anon that says something now helps me tomorrow.
Your words just now are inspiring. It sounds easy af when put like that.
>usually go in 30min before close

>Will now go in 6min before close, deff last person in,line 6m b4 close.

>>38009030
>>Will now go in 6min before close, deff last person in,line 6m b4 close
Good thinking dude. Good luck. Don't forget to GET her number if she says yes. Don't give her yours. It'll make her sit around and wonder when you'll text her. Obviously, don't text her that night.

It sounds like you got this.

>>38009086
>it sounds like you got this.

First time I've thought that could be true.

>will make new thread if this dies before I stop being a pussy fag.

>>38004944
>Changing lanes and stuff
>Smiling at you

Ahhh the age old conspiracy

Anyway...workers lives may not be great but they must always smile for the guest as to bring them back

She is manipulating your return for this huge capitalist and you are falling for her trap of love and good times unaware of the pain and suffering that must be overcome in order to experience true love which is great

You have the option of going forth and making the move and possibly getting rejected or to continue on as a loner into your 20's like many more of us preventing further suffering and living peacefully

What will it be anon? Love in a capitalist society? Or solitude against the monstrosity of civilization?

Please just ask her for her number. "We should go get a drink some time. Let me get your phone number." None of the "hey umm I was wondering ehhh if maybe you'd..." shit. It's not attractive. If she says no or gives you a fake number that's it and you can stop worrying about it. Do not give her your number. Get hers. Don't worry about the people in line behind you. It will take 30 seconds for you to get her name and number and you can gtfo and start to prepare for the real challenge. I believe in you.

>>37998482
hey OP, femanon here, this is by far the best advice. please do this!

>>38009750
No. You're a male roleplaying. This was shit advice. Pre-writing is retarded. You're retarded. Giving his number is retarded.

>>37998482
I didn't read but anything this long is bs.

OP just say hey whats your number and arrange a date with her.

>>37997482
Korean women are very honest gold diggers and they will straight up tell you that you need money if you want to date them so good luck with that.

Bumping for this faggot. He better be back soon

bump origgyjojk

Wherever you are OP, even if you're not reading this, I'm disappointed in you. Unless you got laid. I started trolling you and you made me feel bad so I tried to help and bumped your thread. The more I drank and bowls I smoked the more I began to care but now this is the third bump and I've given up. Goodbye.

I'd keep my dog on a tight leash if I were you

She wants to feast on your dog, mate!