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>>37996594
quick rundown on this?

Just buy a better computer chair.

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>>37996607
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

>>37996614
fatass sits down on chink chair

chink chair explodes on impact

Didnt that happen to boogey

>>37996614
Some chink's chair's gas tube (the thing that allows it to move up and down) exploded, propulsing a metal rod in the poor chink kid's ass. He died. His poor dad had to see his son die by getting fucked to death by a metal rod.

It's unlikely to happen to you because we have regulations and standards here but it can if you're too fucking fat, and/or if you stand up on your chair or use it as a trampoline or something. Or if you're just not lucky.

>>37996670
his fat ass broke the chair but didn't explode it

>>37996654
how does a chair explodes?

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>>37996594
>the person who had that thing launched into his ass was probably bouncing up and down on the chair with his whole body
>the gas tube heated up from the friction and ended up being launched into the guy's ass
as long as you don't act retarded on the chair, you probably won't get butt-fucked by it.

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>>37996700
Most office chairs are supported by a tube filled with gas. That's why it goes up automatically as you just pull on a little lever.

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I use a wooden chair and im not fat

>>37996594
>buying chinkshit
You won't blow up your chair in europe unless you are morbidly obese

>being scared of gas

>not sitting on a pillow on top of your chair to feel super comfy

its like he wanted to die

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>>37996865
Reply to this post or you'll get sodomized by your chair in 10 seconds

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>be fat
>get btfo by a chair

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>>37996865
Jews BTFO, how will they recover?

>>37996594
I like the fact that the picture is not showing the vertical tube that attaches the chair to the stand.

That means that the tube is currently inserted into the victim's colon.

*37996890*
Nice try faggot, I am on my bed. No (You) for you today.

>>37996898
more like blown the fuck in
lmao
as in
inside his ANUS

>>37996913
The victim died. You should have been there on /g/ when the article was published

>>37996965
good. fat people deserve to die.

GAS GAS GAS I'M GONNA STEP ON THE-
AAAAAAAAAAA

>>37996970
IP requested

>>37996700
>how does a chair explodes?

It didn't explode. It just collapsed and broke.

You can see by the hole in the middle of the seat that the seat just gave out. That caused the entire weight of the person to drop down onto the vertical support tube under the seat, causing the tube to jam up and insert into the anus. (During the tubal insertion process, copious amounts of blood were released, as you can see.) Then, the tremendous force that was placed onto the tube caused it to snap off and separate from the base.

>>37996614
Cheap chinese computer chair's gas spring exploded impaling some chink's butt. This can only happen if your chair is very poorly made (cheap chinese shit) or you are reality show fat or something.

>>37996970
I don't think he was fat, anon. He was probably just unlucky to live in China where norms and quality control don't exist.

>>37997001
>we all deserve to die
>even you mr. anon even I

>>37996965
>The victim died. You should have been there on /g/ when the article was published

Well, apparently, I should be been.

Can anyone care to post a link?

>>37997019
>It didn't explode. It just collapsed and broke.
That's not what happened, idiot. What happened is that the gas tube, that is under pressure so your chair can go up, propulsed the support metal cylinder in the poor guy's rectum.

None of you underage newfags were there when this was published.

>>37996890
Not taking any chances.
None at all

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>>37996594
>Mfw using regular chairs since I saw this

>>37997041
https://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/07/14/anal-penetrating-chair-kills-teen/
https://idle.slashdot.org/story/09/02/20/175207/boy-killed-by-exploding-office-chair

Just google "exploding office chair" or something, anon.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gas_spring
http://www.asiaone.com/business/woman-badly-injured-exploding-computer-chair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ukh4rvtLOo
http://www.chinauncensored.com/index.php/real-china/202-womans-lower-body-pierced-by-exploding-computer-chair

>>37997082
Fuck that, regular chairs are uncomfortable. I just bought a fairly expensive office chair, and added a seat cushion

>>37996890
Here is a reply because I don't want to risk that. Neto Olizei

>>37996890
I'm in a chair atm. Pls protec

>>37996594
>Tfw 290lbs
>Tfw bought a heavy duty office chair with a 500lb weight capacity

Heh, nice try kiddo

>>37997129
What should I need to buy?

202 pounds btw.

>>37997292
Anything that isn't made in China. No need to go overboard and buy a $300 ergonomically correct chair, just get something around 80-100 dollars that has good reviews

>>37997292
Sit on my lap anon desu

bump to save thread for no reason.

>>37996890
nice spinner

>>37996594
>not sitting in a wooden chair with comfy cushion like your ancestors did

>>37996594
My previous workplace had chairs exactly like the one in that pic.

>>37997291
Lose weight you fat fucking piece of shit

>>37996935
You type like you have autism

>>37998833
>Not being able to spin or rotate.

Sad!

>>37996691
that's actually pretty sad. what did the kid look like? was he actually fat?

>>37996890
shieet original please spare me

>>37999616
You do know which board you're on anon?

>>37996890
fuck you fampai
orignalshnbg

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>want to lose virginity
>PC chair takes it
/beatthesystem/

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>>37996594
Holy Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>37997292
>What should I need to buy?

a fucking treadmill