Why don't you up your game, /r9k/? Become a player

how do you have -2 cars

>>37996456
he owes someone 2 cars
>Gucci belt
Am I missing something here?

>3 kids
>4 baby mamas

This is more terse a story than "for sale: baby shoes, never worn"

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>>37995160
it's funny as fuck cause it's true as fuck

>>37996485
It's indicative of fucked up priorities.

>>37996575
But he gets to pass around his genes. Sounds like he has the correct priorities.

>>37995160
How are you going to out compete the true player when you have to fake everything?

>>37995160
>implying the alpha female you snagged with your charade wouldnt eventually figure you out and leave you in the most humiliating and brutal way possible