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When I was 15 years old I was surfin the web and came across a website selling lasers, like you know those lasers that could like, burn paper and light matches. I wanted one real bad but 11 years ago they sold for like $3,500 (now they're like $99) so I snatched a credit card out of a wallet that was sitting next to the computer in the guest room and just bought one without thinking. Well it showed up at our doorstep about 2 weeks later, after I had forgotten about it. My dad got the package and opened it and proceeded to beat my ass for like a week straight. Well, when he figured out whose card I used for it he got even more pissed. The gentlemen is a retired air force officer and was banking through a federal credit union. Who, when approached with the problem, wanted to press serious charges over the matter. So my father had to pay the money back to them and also return the product. So in the end I got about a month worth of ass beatings and was scared to go home after school all because I had this obsession with lasers and didn't stop to think before I acted. I still get shit for it to this day.
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your under arrest lmao
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In your defense laser pointers are freaking awesome.
We used to hide them in our pencil cases and aim them at the teachers ass when they turned around.
Fun times
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>>37994711
During assemblies, I used to shine a laser all over our huge auditorium and see how many noticed. At a talent show, I got the performer to get distracted and fuck up his show.
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>>37994649
> forgot about stealing $3,500 for a laser
> box shows up on doorstep
> dad comes in with brass knuckles
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>internet memories
I remember when i was about that age, 14-15, i stumbled apon a cp site while looking for porn for the first time. I wasn't even looking for weird shit or anything, i just typed "free porn" into the search bar or something like that. Freaky
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>>37994764
Oh and i also used my dads computer and had no idea about search history around that time. Fucking kill me
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>>37994744
>dad comes in with brass knuckles
top kek
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>>37994736
Lel, we used to start randomly clapping during assemblies and shows, usually at very inappropriate times.
A few of us started and then it would spread through the crowd and sometimes even a few inattentive teachers would join.
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>>37994847
Me and a small group of friends would clap every time the tard kid came shambling the hall. He thought we were being nice but we all knew his caretaker knew exactly what was up
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