Zeemap /r9k/

>tfw only one other robot in antwerp

There's only like 3 actual girls in my state and a whole bunch of straight guys. :[

My marker is a green bi one, will people not want to message me because of it

>>37992883
Holy shit there's a robot in my college library

>>37992883
why are there always so many people from the netherlands in those maps

>>37994253
Where are you? If you're close I'll message you right now.

>>37994290
and they're all normies too, hmmm.

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The 16th of June I wrote to the 3 people closest to me, so it has been 11 days. No one has responded.

>3 straight males

fuck my city

>>37994253
you have more chance people will message you desu

Bethany in Toledo are you hot or not

tfw no one is in Athens georgia :^(

>>37995899
Move west toward where everyone else is.

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Not even one person in my province kek

>>37995899
Post more cute animals on snapchat, ya cutie.

>>37996152
do i know u brochacho, if so what is your snapchat un?

>>37996175
If you're the person I'm referencing, you already have me on snapchat and I'm too shy to reveal myself now

>>37996206
do it you bitch, just send me a shit meme

> tfw another Anon from Falkensee on the Map

This is surprising desu

>>37996092
West is full of normans and out of the 7 people I messaged only 1 (one) (uno) actually wanted to talk and not fuck

>everybody in sweden are bi
>Everybody in Finland like alcohol and drinking
>Everybody in Denmark are normies
What the fuck

>>37996458
Why do you think I'm telling you to head west? I don't like it here either.

>>37996462
>>Everybody in Finland like alcohol and drinking
why would you expect anything different?

>>37994290
>>37994386
We are Normie: The country. Even the robots have some normie in them. Now I don't drink or do drugs or have friends but I'm still in college and do well and have a pretty good future. That's about as bad as it can get here unless you turn NEET, which is really hard to do here.

>Nobody close to me
i'm so fucking lonely...

>>37992883
Wow, there a lot of robots in Georgia. Any Atlanta robots need some lessons from Chad?

One fucking person in Switzerland. I swear I was born in the most normie country ever.

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>>37996462
>tfw no girls in Norway
Not even worth putting a marker desu

Kek, the closest one to me is posting from an elementary school. Not sure if underage summerfag or robot teacher

>>37996462
>everyone bi in Sweden
as a half fag I wish you were right
>actually only 4 bi
;/

>>37992883
>remove straight male and lesbian
>It is suddenly an empty wasteland near me

>>37992883
There are some Robots in Bogota, that's weird.

>>37996967
>forgot straight male was off
>fucking sea of blue covers everything
>1:20 roastie ratio
>certain they all picked up and still ARE picking up orbiters even today
gay

tfw someone thirty minutes away but he wont email me back
atlanta anon pls

>>37998292
I'm in Atlanta too actually but I'm not that guy

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>still nobody in west bumfuck Texas

It's not fucking fair.

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added a marker at yonge and finch - Toronto :)

add me on SC - guthix416

>>37996843
put out a marker if you live near Oslo and I'll be your wingman senpai

why is everyone on zeemap into programming and art ?

Added a guy, literally a 15 year old edgelord, hoping some of you guys have better luck than me.

>>37996757

I'm a bit north of atl, how do I act like a functioning human irl

>>37999680
Which pin is it? I want to know so I can avoid it

>>37999787
I work in alpharetta. Body language goes a long way. Don't slouch, stare at the ground, make eye contact etc. Also, don't go out in public without grooming yourself and wearing nice clothes. Doesn't have to be a suit or anything like that but wear something clean and non robotic. Your appearance says a lot about you and while you can't control genetics, dressing nicely goes a long ways

>>38000011
What are non robot clothes? More importantly: What are robot clothes so I can avoid them

>>38000011

oh shit, super close to alpha

Good advice, I do most of that already. My problem is more...severe anxiety. I used to be funny/personable, but now I can barely think around people so I just spout banal small talk.

>>37992883
How do i add a marker ?

Djjdjd

>>38000293
Click additions, add marker

>>38000139
Robot clothes would be things like velcro sandals or shoes, white athletic socks, graphic tee's especially if the graphic is gaming related, baggy stonewashed jeans, Basketball shorts, sweatpants, hoodies etc. I could go on and on. Just look at what you see normal people wearing vs the typical autist attire

>>38000191
It sounds like you have a good start then. I'm not sure what to tell you there. I have very little experience with anxiety but whenever I do get anxious, I try to distract myself by immersing myself in something. I imagine that if you keep pushing your limits and having more positive social interactions, eventually it won't seem so scary. I used to be pretty shy and that's essentially what happened with me

>>38000456
Ive been buy athletic socks all my life. Where else do i buy socks?

>>38000550
There's nothing inherently wrong with them if you're doing something sporty or casual. The problem is when you're walking around with socks pulled halfway up your leg all day. Personally I think black looks better and less childish. A lot of the problem with how robots dress is that they're grown adults but basically dress the same as they did in high school

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If there was a dick in the neighborhood my oh my will they get pussy for days

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>>38000892
>>38000860
You do realise you've hidden all the men right?

>>38000892
>implying 90% of the red markers aren't catfish

>>37992883
you mean find a bunch of normies

>>38000990
You fucking gone dingly dong me huh

>>38001012
Only normies are welcome on r9k, take your antisocial shit somewhere else.

>>38001085
>Only normies are welcome on r9k, take your antisocial shit somewhere else.
kys

>>37999313
a fellow runescaper, im glad

Some girl talked to me for a couple days and i sperged a little and went on a rant about how hectic my schedules been lately. Havent heard back for two weeks now. I think my window of opportunity is gone

Do I email the only person listed in my town...?

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>>37992883
Mfw r9k as users from fucking svalbard

tfw still no one near me. i check every time i see this thread.

>>37992883
Slavic robits where are yall

>>37992883
>tfw you start talking to a girl on zeemaps close to you and she stops replying after three messages

>>37994343
Sorry but u should be allready meddagibg everyone near u.

That one neet on chad

Page ten is not the place for us

>>38003403
You're right. /soc/ is the place for you. You can fuck off there whenever. Now.

>>37992883
Will the netherlands ever not be a dick competition

>>38003496
There's 2 traps for us and that incest poster from the imouto thread.
As far as I know those are the only girls that exist in the Netherlands and the rest are Jewish lies.

>>38003514
Incest girl is a jew though

I wonder if that anon who said he might know her found her out

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>>38001779
Yes do it, and add a marker if you have not already

>>37993483
where the fuck is antwerp

>>38004142
that's belgium m8

There are like 3 peps in Brazil, but I did my part and marked myself.

Now I just gotta wait for the cops

>still no one in NE ohio
pls I just want a friend for once

added my marker. hopefully someone will see.

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>tfw the nearest female is literally over 500 miles away

>>37992883
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398#
no FtMs on r9k disappointing

>forgot password to throw away email
>panic for a second or two
>remember that everybody near me are literal children, gays looking to fuck, and a stoner who "parties hard"

>reporting works, guize xD

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>>37992883
Dammit all the ones from houston are either Manchild or gay maybe both dammit i'm /fit/ I want to fukkkkk grill dammit.

>>38005742
Wait, where is she?

There used to be two markers near the only girl my area. I emailed them both how I fucked the girl and they deleted their markers kek

True story though I did fuck her

>>38006534
>2 days in manage to land nearby female
>start dating so she deletes her pin
>area becomes a new deadspot as male pins delete themselves
I feel this is a bad thing for this maps health and the direction its heading but its also funny and satisfying to watch.

>>37999680
A 15 year old beaner emailed me. It couldve been worse though, since he got the hint to fuck off

>>37992883
tips to the poor robot in Svalbard, damn, that must be real loneliness

Is there any way to remove/edit your pin?

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Are there any females in michigan?

>>38006641
If you need a hung bull to fuck your gf or even want to live out a bi fantasy in you being fucked let me know. I can be very discreet

>>38007116
>hung bull
Role already filled and I don't tag people in.

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>>37992883
>there's someone in my town with my name and same interests
What's happening?

>>38007620
you prob made a pin and forgot about it bro

>>38007650
It's definitely a different person

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Denton anon are you here?

>>38007683
I'm quite skeptical of this, anon.

>>37996843
>live in SoCal
>large concentration of "fembots"
>all of them take days to reply
dont even bother m8

>>38007718
I've never submitted a pin and he has an email I've never heard of

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boy, sure am seeing a lot of pic related on that map....

>>38007750
Females don't post on /r9k/ and the ones that do are just here to laugh

>>38007734
welp guess you should email him then

>>38007799
I don't know what to say I'm a useless autist

>>38006508
Thunder Bay. Original Canadian.

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To the robot in London, Ontario who contacted me on kik. I'm sorry I stopped responding, life got busy there for a bit.

Wow there's not nearly as many people in Philly as I thought there would be. Oh well, made my mark anyway

Svalbard seems like a robot's paradise desu

>>38007806
>implying he's not also a useless autist

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>no other robots in upper half of canada

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>considered adding a marker
>remembered robots can't hold a conversation to save their life
>remembered 99% of all people on the map are only looking to get their dick wet and nothing more

>>38007797
if only we could go on lolcow or some place and be surrounded by thirsty girls.

the real question here is how are there even robots in third world countries like spain and everything under america, like really how do you fuck it up, how deformed autistic are you

>>38008057
but am cyberg, where are you, we could just talk

>When people post nonexistent discords

Cenix if you're out there the link doesn't work.

>>38008146
Last time I added someone from here to "just talk" I still had to hold a majority of the conversation and they started getting so autistic that I had to block them, so again no thanks.

>>38008207
well I tried, I'm just a neet and can't really go anywhere do anything other than talk

>>38008057
n-n-not all robots have such impure intentions

>>38008311
>stuttering
Are you lying to me, Anon?

>>38008057
>tfw only interested in getting my dick wet after marriage
where is my pure gf(male)?

>tfw only poster in liverpool

fuck

>tfw the only one near you uses a fake email

>>38008376
>marrying something that will spoil quicker than milk in a few short years

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>>38008521
>implying hormones haven't advanced to the point where they'll still look decent
>implying females don't spoil after their 20s as well
>implying I'm not gay enough to be okay with it

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>>38007995
I made a marker, maybe he'll message me. or maybe my crippling anxiety will keep me alone forever

>>38008624
Are you a girl (female)

Originallllllllllll as fuvkkkkk

>>38008664
No I'm just a guy

>>38008328
No, actually, I'm just really quite. Can a robot enjoy silence with company? This is a legit question? How many robots are comfortable with silence?

>>38008556
>implying hormones haven't advanced to the point where they'll still look decent

They havent lel

>>38008556
>implying whoremoans aren't advanced enough
Its the way the human body works not the pills but if you're okay with the way that shit ends up after they're out of their golden years then go for it but unless they chopped their balls off it will be an issue.

>>38008830
>>38008832
Prove that a tranny will look any worse than your average female past her 20s. Besides I'm fine with a cuteboy not on hormones as well.

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>>38008932
Fucking with hormones doesnt do good things to the human body anon.

>>38008932
The issue is they get that weird "halfie" look post-23ish.
Shoulders might start developing again, hands will get larger as will the nose and ears, facial features will shift a bit, the adipose deposit locations start to switch despite the shit the hormones did to switch that previously, feet change, skin will lose lustre and male pattern baldness risk goes way up, body hair coarseness and density goes back up, hair on the extremities attempts to return, body odor will try to normalize back to a guys scent, body oil production goes back up.

Its just not nice and that shit picks up as they keep aging so now its not just aging grinding them down its their own bodies inability to function properly as well.

>>38009078
Oops. Forgot to mention.
The younger they start the less they'll have these issues but starting hormones at earlier ages also brings a few other problems to the table with bone and muscle growth and issues in the plumbing.

>considered doing this
>look at my state
>minnesota
>everyone is at least 4 years younger than me
>no one in the st cloud area

welp

>>38008713
Stutter typing is a sure sign of a slutty failed trap

page niner bumper

>>37992883
>Tfw no robots in my state

I didn't even bother putting in a marker because there are literally none in North Dakota. Not even worth the time.

>tfw only 3 people have messaged you
>tfw none of them live nearby

>>38008511
>tfw no qt3.14 scouse gf

>finally get a message
>Its some autist shilling their discord server
fuck all of you.

>>38011967
>thought it might have been a new Aus server
>was just Roko's shitshack

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hmm, I hope these 2 meetup and become a qt couple

>>38012037
no please

i'm hitting on that girl

to many thirsty lads desu,
think the map is full of failed normies who only want to hit on girls instead of robots who are alone trying to make friends with everyone.

>>37992883
fuck off with this sausage fest, and go to /soc/

>>38011967
Think about it this way, 41 other people also got excited that they got an email, that's a pretty good show of robot unity, right?

>>37993483
tfw only robot in Hasselt

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>tfw no other robots in Greenland

>only have a shitty phone for internet shitposting
>my browser doesn't support this website
Guess i'm gonna be alone for evah

>>38010873
d-date me bleas

>>38012154
that's literally all it is. although I guess some robots are thirsty too. but don't even try to find girls on here, they are all trash whores probably collecting orbiters. just go to a fucking library or something if you want to find a decent gril.

>>38012154
Basically. Its been a few weeks now and i still get bombarded by people asking if i'm DTF despite trying to fend this off with a lesbian pin looking for female friends to hang out with.

>Only 2 other fuckers in flipland
Someone talk to me.

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this is bait

originaladasfasooo

oh shit someone in tucson messaged me. cool

>>38013751
h-how can i contact you

>>38012154
I've mostly been talking to the only girl near me out of necessity -- the other pins won't talk to me since I've got a dick.

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Wish me luck /r9k/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo-1iAsqmQI

>>38014658
good luck chile bro

>>38014658
>inb4 she's fat

>>38006377
There was one that lived about five minutes (walking) away from me, but as soon as I added my marker they deleted theirs.

>>38014658
You're stupid, ugly.

>>37995606
Adelaide? this comment is now original

>>38007818
hey that's me !! where are you?

>>38008040
Come down to Ontario bb

>>38015361
Meet me in Windsor

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>>38015609
>Windsor

Also, are there any Ottawabots ITT? I'm going up there for Canada day, and I need recommendations on how to burn time.

>>38015670
I'll go to Toronto my guy that's the best I can do

>>38015670
>Also, are there any Ottawabots ITT?
Yes.
>I'm going up there for Canada day, and I need recommendations on how to burn time.
All peacetime activities will be saturated with tourists on account of Canada Day.

>>38013898
r-read the map

>TFW there is a trap literally only one block away from me

Disgusted to my soul.

>>38016888
>people are putting their exact location on the map

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I wish someone would contact me for once..
don't look at this origami text

>>38017067
where are you? what do you like to do?

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1 girl stopped contacting me

probably getting plowed by Chad right now, after all we live in SoCal

>make a post about how I dislike normie girls due to how boring and uninteresting girls are
>make that post because I wonder if any one would have some insight into connecting with non-normie non-slut girls
>they suggest this map

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING SHIT BAIT TRAP IS THIS. It's literally just girls looking for orbiters or sluts looking to fuck strangers. If that's what I wanted I could restart a tinder profile and swipe right to every one to fuck random sluts. This isn't an alternative, not even for robots.

>>38017104
I'm in socal surrounded by normies
I like to make/fix things engie4lyfe

>>38017242
>know several females just looking for legitimate friends on here
>almost every single ones bailed on it by now because almost every contact has tried to make it sexual
>lesbians are extraordinarily aggressive, especially when denied
>other half aren't making it better by using the map to gain discord orbiters or be like the seattle fuckers and line up threesomes
>only ones left are normies now
i feel there should be some sort of header next time to dissuade this shit or something.

>>37994421
same here, no one responded to me.
Why did they put their marker then?

>>38017323
Looking for friends is fine, that what I'm expecting from it. Shit needs to get more traffic and be moderated better. And if it was moderated better it probably would get more traffic. Fuck it, maybe i'll make a map and try to mod for it, not that it would go anywhere.

>>37996462
>everybody in sweden are bi
Becuse they cuckes beyond save
>Everybody in Finland like alcohol and drinking
Because they are about to become like Sweden
>Everybody in Denmark are normies
because they are still unaffected

>>38016558
i-i did, but notice me...

>>37992883
How do I add a marker? Origano commentoru

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>tfw message grill
>talk for a few days
>play a few ow games together
>get ghosted

>>38017313
Do you like working on cars and stuff like that?

I'm going to bump this thread. It's nice that the thread is finally getting a lot of replies again.
Maybe someone will finally put a marker down near me

friendly bumpy bump for friendly friend making

>>38014918
lol, serious? I'm in derpitoba, didn't add a pin though.

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>>37992883
>contacted someone
>no response

at least I tried I guess. I don't really feel better for it though. What's the point honestly?

Nice cats form Warsaw reporting in

>>38019750
Where are you from, anon?
originalle

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>boy about two or so hours away messages me
>is really nice and attractive and has cool taste

d-dreams do come true

>>38021229
If hes out of your league you will be pumped and dumped/ fwb.

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>have been craving normal human contact and friendships for a long time
>finally start talking to someone
>the first conversation was not that bad somehow
>now I think that they fucking hate me, have got bored of me already and don't want to talk to me any further
>very scared to message them, think that they are thinking that I am very clingy and boring
HOW CAN I STOP THESE FEELS WHY DO THEY KEEP REAPPEARING

>higgus lives 4 streets away from me
Who is this faggot? I keep on seeing threads about him, and it's attentionwhores like him that I want to beat the shit out of.

>>38021415
lol, higgus is a pretty nice autistic person that people bully because it's easy to bully him.

where are the Michigan sluts

>>38021786
prob on /soc/ and tinder

>>37995606
>3 straight males

fuck my country. :/

>>38021415
Higgus doent make threads about himself desu, its a bunch of autistic trannies. Higgus is just a cool dude for hanging out and playing games or watching movies with.

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>>37992883
>only straight males around me

FUCK OFF

>>38012107
rofl that girl ghosted me
say hi for me

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Added a marker. Any lonely gay fembots in the area wanna join me and my gf in a polygamous relationship? We want 3-4 people in the house.

>>38019680
ah okay, anon
manitoba seems nice, do you live in winnipeg?
i don't imagine there's much outside the city, but again i've never been there

>>37992883
>bisexual female 10 minutes away
o ou
spagettios

>>37993690
shit they're probably desperate. Where is this exactly?

>>37992883
>only one guy within 3 hours of driving to me
>no bisexuals that won't take more than 12 hours to reach
end me

>>38023428
>3 person email me
>email back and forth a few days
>suddenly all 3 stop
I'm not the problem right?
it seem fine to me.

>>38008102
Spain under america?

>>38017569
Ya, I enjoy pretty much most repair work for some reason

>>38023315
Not in Winnipeg, but nearby-ish. Lots of little schtick towns south of Winnipeg (like mine) but "not much" is about right.

>>38008156
Wait what? Cenix21#2179 should really be my discord. What's yours? I'll add you first

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>there's an actual roastie in my state now
I'm disgusted. Good luck not getting hit on by the cluster of guys surrounding you.

>>38008102
>>38023667
>spain
>under america
>third world
Burger education at its finest. Holy shit. This dude probably doesnt even know what's going on further than walmart

>>38023667
>>38025341
>third world countries like spain and everything under america
>spain and everything under america
>and

>>38025417
Well the point stands; spain might not be the richest eurofag country, but its retarded to call it third world country. I mean not even greece or portugal are third world countries (not yet at least)

Does anyone like fishing at all on this map? I really want a fishing buddy or someone to just talk about fishing with but no one has responded to me, and no one in my state mentioned it s one of their hobbies

>>38026338
Are you the dude in Michigan? If so I thought your email was bait

>>38025732
Spain is broke as shit, isn't unemployment like 50% for young men now? Still first world though, because they were NATO. Getting by on a technicality, first world thanks to america, not bankrupt thanks to EU. How sad it must be to live as spanish person.

>>38026381
yeah that's me. the email was not bait, i just really like talking to people about fishing. whic marker are you?

Klotrok in Eugene, what's your opinion of niggers and jews

>>38026445
Kek, were you cucked by a Spanish guy? :^)

>>38026448
you're about 2 and a half hours away from me so if I'm ever in the area or end up at CMU somehow for something I will contact you

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I think this thread deserves to be bumped

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>>38026448
I personally didnt answer because I dont know anything about fishing and because Im not in an area where I can fish, sorry

>>38027692
You don't have to talk about fishing, I'll talk about anything really. Just shoot me an email if you want to talk, I like a lot of things

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bump since I haven't made any friends yet

>tfw only person near you is a degenerate

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>tfw only straight guys in the maritimes

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>>38021415
wait fucking higgus??

where at

I was in the same server as him and a bunch of fucking trannies, one of them is obsessed about him