*blocks you're path* Where are you going white boi

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>>37992024
Where do you think your going boi?

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>>37992031
You can't be running aaay

>>37992024
*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind them*
nothing personnel ladies

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>>37992036
HeIp me white boi I cant swim

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>>37992048
Don't you want to be one of the 3 people I have sex with on the regular?

>>37992058
HELL NO. This screams bpd. I'd rather fuck my hand than deal with being destroyed emotionally and mentally.

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>>37992122
What does this teII you?

>>37992024
am i the only one who find black girl intimidating?

Every time /r9k/ tries to imitate a black person part of my brain commits suicide

>>37992369
Did you just assume his/her race?

>>37992369

Why?

Originakalsoscomment

>>37992369
I was drinking with a respectable black girl once who was very soft spoken and basically white

When she got wasted she turned into a ghetto chick and unironically started calling me "white boy" and acting black

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>>37992369
Got any tips in how to imitate them then?

>>37992282
Catfish
{orginsl}

Doesn't this profile just heat you up? Doesn't it make you hot?

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>>37992539
And look at the pepsi

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>>37992555
Don't you want to only getyour happiness through drugs?

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>>37992563
I forgot just how hedonist that girls profile is Jesus Christ.

>>37992369
You guys really don't ever leave the house. Either that or you live in North Dakota.

That's a cartoonishly ebonic depiction of how black people talk. They use slang but
1. it's largely in jest
2. you're about 5 generations behind what hip slang sounds like

Also, the thing about people that adapt a culture is that when you spend your whole life enveloped in it anyone else trying to imitate what it means just seems dumb and hamfisted. It's the equivalent of politicians trying to relate to the youth, or The Big Bang Theory's depiction of "nerds": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd37YLDWv28

>>37992445
Listen to rap. You need an intelligent filter for how much something is ironic but yeah.

>>37992399
>>37992680
This was for you

muted for 2 seconds

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>head fan
Oh it shows Quentin it shows

>>37992369
>imitate
You might not realize it but there are black people posting on this board

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This girl is super qt desu
I just like Raven

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>>37992422
that's pretty fucking funny
originalo

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Could you believe this person is afrually a single mom?

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>>37992818
Her peofile for proof

>>37992825
HAH, EVEN YOUR PHONE BULLIES YOU. VIRGIN.

>>37992282
are you in hamilton/dundas?

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>>37992931
Why wouId that matter to you. If you want to hit me up just get on zeemaps

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>>37992946
Looking at the thumbnaiIs it's unclear why I saved some of these

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What the fuk is wrong with this profile. Her face looks photoshopped on

>>37992985
The face and the hair are shooped in. You can see the dark hair of the original woman behind her blonde hair.

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Just get a nice girl that's into gardening. I'm sure she's a virgin

>>37992818
Yes she has that frumpy amorphous look older women get and stretch marked tits.

Septum piercing and stupid tattoos on hands = poor long term decision making skills

>>37992931
Not him but I am
Want to hang out negroid? I'm black.
Pretty sure I know the OP too, hung out with him yesterday. Love you man!

>>37992048
so you gonna hit her up or what man we're waiting on nudes