how are you supposed to respond to "what's up?"

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"whats up" indeed my friend! haha!
high five!

just say, nothing really

>>37991524
"Hi" or "hey, how are you doing" is fine.

>>37991524
"Not much, how bout yourself?"
Unless, of course, something is up.

Minding my own business, to be honest friend. Have a nice day, cya around.

>>37991524
"Nothing much, how about you" is usually the best.
Most people love to have the chance to talk about themselves and saying this gives them that chance.

"Nothing special/Everything's fine"
Most important rules are NEVER reply with something else even if you're upset or sad or angry, and always pretend to care at least as much with a "how about you?"

>>37991524
"The sky" or "The ceiling" would be appropiate answers in my book

>>37991823
lmao, the mind of an uninteresting mindless follower of social convention with no sense of breaking them with smoothness

>>37991524
>Hey anon, how are you?
*walks away*

why do normalfags do this?

>>37991524
"I'm in a lot of pain! You?"

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>Guy says "Sup Anon?"
>reply with "Sup man"
>thought Sup was a greeting
>Turns out its short for "Whats up?"

>>37991524
if you know the person but not well enough to give a personalized response. "not much"
if you know the person well personalized answer.
if you dont know the person at all. "hey" or "hi"

>>37991524
you try to think of something funny
and if they don't laugh tell them
>fuck you laugh faggot

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"The ozone layer, millions of birds and octillions of stars. Probably, I've never counted."
Smooth as silk covered in melted caramel.

>>37991524
don't say "whats up?" like you actually give a fuck. you peice of shit faggot you don't give a fuck about me, i don't give a fuck about you. capish?