Fembot Feels

>>37989113

Why in the world do you think you are a robot?

>>37989113
Just don't bring up your gender and you'll be fine.
Its as simple as that.

FUCK OFF YOU DISEASE RIDDEN WHORE

>>37989113
That's because you belong in the kitchen practicing your cooking skills for your future husband

>my parents are probably getting divorced
>my dad might fuck my mom over because he's a lawyer
>the only representation of love I know was a lie
>my sexuality is a mess
>my life is a standstill
>I'm starting to crave companionship but I know my autism will just scare people away

Ughhghhghhghhhhhhhhhh

>>37989123
Most don't but there's threads constantly about how evil women are and shit. I understand if you hate Stacy but why do you have to hate your fellow robots

>>37989163
Do not trust anyone that asks for your contact, anon.

>>37989113
inb4 thread gets deleted

I feel you, anon. I'm in the same situation. Just try to disguise yourself so they think you are a boy.

>>37989179
I don't. I have an irrational fear of being doxxed/kidnapped/raped/murdered

>>37989163
Why do you think your autism will push people away? Why is your sexuality a mess?

>>37989173
Myself I don't hate anyone.
I'm too calm for that.
I'm just giving you an objective answer.
Hide women hate threads and you'll be good to go.

Nobody gives a shit about your fucking gender if you are male/female/trap. Just fucking post here and stop bitching.

>>37989199
Especially on 4chan people will do that.
Stay safe and hope you the best of luck.

>>37989213
How the fuck can you rape or murder someone through the internet. You're retarded

>tfw damaged my corneas and was functionally blind while on my period

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>>37989237
>how can someone dox a person, find their location, rape then mruder them??? you're fucking autistic anon!
holy shit, anon...

>>37989200
Because I try suit others socially but it's all calculated. I do my best but I'm constantly afraid that I'm much more noticably putting up a facade than it seems while I'm doing it. Having a bad habit of sperging out when angry doesn't help either.

My sexuality is a mess. I'm not sure what I like or want, I fetishize a wide variety of filthy subjects, and I have a horrible masturbation addiction that I barely control.

>>37989270
Yeah but that implies people will just randomly travel some long distance just to do something for no reason. If you want to rape and murder you can just do it locally. I dont get it. Maybe I'm autistic

I'll be your friend please talk to me

>>37989282

>masturbation addiction that I barely control.

This is natural faggot. Just your hormones raging. sage

>>37989310
Most anons here live near each other so its safe to say that it would happen.
I should know best because my gf was raped by one of the anons here

>>37989282
>facade
Oh I do that too sometimes. I've stopped lately. It just means you have anxiety problems. Specifically social Anxiety. A lot of people with trust issues do that I think...dont stress over it but its not healthy in the long term cause it keeps you alienated in friendships and other stuff like that.

>>and thinks I dont belong because I dont have a dick
you don't.

>>37989345

lol cucked. She talks to strangers on the internet and gets 'raped'. I bet she's lying about it too. She just cheated on you.

>>37989345
What the fuck...originally... How

>>37989310
Never underestimate desperation. Because of social media and data mining from corporations, anyone can find out where you live through your surname and location.

>>37989370
>she randomly comes up to me and starts crying and tells me everything that happened
I wouldn't of know unless she told me.

>>37989384
Just dont have social media. I dont.

There should be a containment thread for femanons to post in.

>>37989393
I'm so sorry dude, for real.

>>37989393
Look thats sad but scaring every fembot here just cause that happened is kinda extreme man. I'm sorry though

>>37989393
Can you share the story? origami

>>37989113
>>37989173
>fellow robots
girls can't be robots, sorry

to be a robot you have to be unwanted (no relationships, intimacy, etc)
girls are wanted by default; no matter what you think your issues are there are people who want to date you

>>37989393

I don't believe it. Sorry. Women often claim rape so their boyfriends don't get mad when they cheat or b/c they don't want to be labelled a slut. I work in criminal justice and I can tell you it is very common.

>>37989319
>I'll pretend to be your friend until you drop your guard and then I'll emotionally blackmail you for nudes
No thanks, "robot." Actual robots leave fembots be; failed normies like yourself try to get into their pants over the internet.

>>37989113
>half the board hates me anyway and thinks I dont belong because I dont have a dick
here's the thing sweetheart- we don't fucking know whether or not you have a dick until you go and make a thread about it. you can shitpost just fine without bringing it up

>26 years old
>starting to hate porn because the women look so young, their bodies are so young and to me they look like children, almost
So many are 18-19 years old, I mean can you believe that? I imagine myself at that age and can't comprehend being mentally mature enough to do porn. I would've been a wreck.

In the past year I've gained weight despite becoming more active, and having a healthier, more balanced diet where I eat less. I was baffled, until I realised it was just my metabolism slowing down.
I look at my friends and at cetain moments see actual wrinkles around their eyes. Not like "ugh I look so old" wrinkles, but the subtle, permanent kind. When I was younger I'd examine my face, and panic, but the faults would come and go depending on my diet/sleeping schedule. Now I dread to look.
I was 16 ten years ago. I'll be 30 in four years.
Now, finding a partner I'm not too bothered about. I still get a lot of interest when people get to know me. I thought I'd be more concerned about a long term partner as I aged, but honestly it comes second, third, fourth priority to other things. But I still have the same faults I've had for years.

There's no way I can just wait for my problems to be fixed. I'm still always procrastinating, always late for everything, always underprepared, unfit, still have this immature attitude towards normies.

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>>37989463

This anon >>37989345 is full of shit. I think he's trying scare the girls away haha. The Comrade has a new anti-roast strategy.

>>37989468
Males implicate their gender all the time. When you talk about feels, sometimes your gender is a part of it.

>>37989374
>>37989464
>>37989443
>>37989441

I don't want to go into specifics but the robot has an obsession with her.
I found where he lived and called the cops on him.
He's currently in jail.

>>37989463
If you've ever seen the Zeemaps you'd be surprised how many anons live near each other.

>>37989490
I wish that were the case

>>37989466
Not him but although i think that happens sometimes, there seems to be a lot of robot / fembot relationships that turn out good. People are ppl. There's shitters everywhere

>>37989466

>Actual robots leave fembots be

Agreed, but

>emotionally blackmail you for nudes

wtf? How do you blackmail before you get the nudes?

>>37989510
Dude 4chan being part of it is just a side thing. There's creeps all over the internet man. Yeah people should be careful but there's shitty people everywhere. Don't go around scaring anons from making friends. Yes they should be careful but still..

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>>37989510

He actually managed to locate her, get in her house where she probably lives with family, pin her down, and rape her?

Right.

good scare tactics though Vlad. This might happen to YOU roasties. Watch out.

>>37989515
Same way Chads do

>>37989551
>making accusations when you don't know the full story
They were meeting up, anon.

>>37989562

I'm sorry. I don't understand how you blackmail BEFORE the nudes. What the hell do you blackmail with beforehand you have no leverage.

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>>37989569

So she was meeting with another guy she met on the internet while she was your girlfriend?

KEKED. SHE LIED. She just CHEATED ON YOU.

>>37989572
Emotions. You make a girl feel good and make them feel bad for "denying" you something as their bf. Its bad, dont do it

>being a robot
>caring about the gender of another human that's providing you with social interaction

i understand why people are misogynist, but if you're such a loser faggot that you can't help but get emotionally disturbed by someone claiming to be a female on a Polynesian Herpetology Doctorate forum, maybe they're not the problem?

>>37989594
She's a complete NEET, lives with me, and wanted to make friends.

>>37989597

Wait a minute, somehow anon from 4chan magically becomes the boyfriend merely asking for his rightful nudes?

Stop trolling me. I'm watching spiderman.

>>37989622
No. Forget it anon. Just know that it can happen

>>37989594
>>37989621

Anon, come on. At least, have some dignity. I know you don't want to believe, but you know.

>>37989635

Yeah, what you described is a bf asking for nudes. That's not blackmail if you've agreed to be bf and gf kek. Nice troll though u baited me.

Why don't you just get boyfriends? Worked for me.

>>37989658
Maybe someone can explain it

>>37989644
That sucks man. Next time be with her when she meets people.

>>37989466
I'm relieved no one cares about blackmailing guys for nudes

>>37989644
If she was actually cheating then why would she tell me she was meeting up with a friend then came crying to me that she was raped?
That doesn't make a lick of sense.
I know the board is women haters but I mean come on, she would've at least try to hide her meeting up with a guy.

>>37989696
Dude stop replying to some mgtow fag

>>37989635
Did Oscar get you?

>talk to a reasonably cool robot online
>exactly my type lookswise
>stops talking to me

G-guess I was too autismo for even the robots...

>>37989696

Women are weird I can't explain that. Women won't have private sex with a guy they want to have sex with because they feel their friends won't approve or they'll get slut shamed or they have a bf.

But women have some insane need to tell people what's going in their lives. Women feel obligated to tell their friend they fucked a guy, that her friends have to know, and sometimes she'll need an excuse i.e. he raped me. Idk, I've seen it first hand. Women lying about rape to avoid being slut shamed by their friends or bf...even though they wouldn't have known she had sex in the first place if she didn't tell them.

Your girl cheated on you. Please be careful going forward anon it is likely to happen again. Or, she will get 'raped' again.

>>37989746
How'd he look

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>>37989709

So you buy this story too?

> she was meeting with another guy she met on the internet while she was your girlfriend?

Any fembots want a loyal beta cuck I found your guy. Hit this guy up >>37989709

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I want to pat cute autist fembots on the head!

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>>37989775
Not the anon
>not knowing that humans are social beings

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>ywn cuddle cute autist fembots and give them kissu on their forehead

>>37989746
post discord, im a normie interested in robot girls

>>37989597
>Emotions

So you're gonna feel that bad cus someone in the internet play with your emotions?.If you don't want to reply nudes then don't do it. Simple as that. Moreover,you realise that guy is just worhtless.

For fuck sake i can just imagine it like a hentai dialogue

>>37989113
>>half the board hates me anyway and thinks I dont belong because I dont have a dick

Want me to give you one?

>>37989771
Blond hair, blue eyes. Glasses. No unappealing facial features. Thin and into /fa/. Real cute. But for the past few weeks work's been fucking me over with constant shit going on and we stopped talking.

>>37989569

Nigger you got cucked. How recently was it? Be careful if she starts changing and asking for more sex and magically gets pregnant.

>>37989846
You described a lot of robots. Should be easy for you to get another guy that looks like that. Sucks about what happened though

>>37989867
Two months ago.
It was on another fembot thread
saw the posts myself

>>37989871
I dunno, I had some other kinda specific requests that a lot of robots don't fill. But I sure hope so. Thanks for the support though.

>>37989945
What other requests. Curious

>>37989945
>some other kinda specific requests

>6'4, 8" dick, 6 figure income

whore

>>37989443
Not him but I just catfished her with images of Chad and lies about my career.
When she saw me and realized it wasn't true it was too late.

>>37989746

if u were hot no robot would care how autismo u were

>>37989964
Mostly just a desire to be dominated by women rather than the reverse and never wanting kids. I mean for just talking it doesn't really matter but that's what I'm looking for in general

>inb4 that's why he's not talking to you
Yeah maybe but that just means we were always incompatible
>inb4 women have to bear kids
I don't care

god i fucking hate women
/wizlite/ when?

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>>37990014
>tfw switch, don't want kids, and look exactly what you described

>>37990014
That might be a little harder than anon. Lots of guys like to be subby, esp those leaning towards the twinkish side but yeah. The kids part though idk. Never is a strong word

>>37989621

You're a disgusting fucking cuckold.

>>37990050
I guess cuckold lost its meaning.

FILTHY CUNT WHORES

kill yourselves FUCK YOU worthless fucking set of VILE DIRTY holes

I want you to SUFFER and DIE

do women realize that i am nervous around them?
i think i act normal on the outside but deep inside i freak out whenever i talk to a stranger that is above a 6/10 and sometimes even causes me to blush

>>37990033
we are the minority now brobot. this is nu-r9k, where women and people who have had gfs and sex think they can be robots, we will slowly be kicked out of every corner on the internet

>>37990035
I'm going to bed but post in ~9 hours

>>37990040
Yeah I would never want to put an indecisive guy through not having a choice. For me it's an 100% no but I get why people might change their minds so I don't even want to start anything if there's a chance the guy might at some point want a kid. You can't really compromise having a kid

>>37990057

Your gf met with some guy off the internet while she was living with you, then had sex with him. Pretty sure that's the definition of a cuckold. You are either a cuckold or extremely extremely desperate

Fembots, I want to squeeze your neck until you are dead.

>>37990093
>I'm going to bed but post in ~9 hours
We'll probably never talk again but have a great night.

>>37990093
yeah. Thats something y'all should get out of the way right off the bat.

I like you anon. You seem mature.

>post again in 9 hrs

Why can't more fembot girls be straight forward like this. You're cool.

>>37990071
A lot of women think that's adorable. Just find one of them and you're set.

>>37990109
>not reading the rest of the posts
>came up with the conclusion she cheated
I guess this board truly is hopeless.

500k, who's bout it? hmu on here so I know you're bout it

VILE CUNTS

>>37990137

I read it you dumbass. Everything I said was factually true.

You and your whore gf are both retarded

>>37990147
No need to be upset that I have a clingy gf and you're still a khv, anon.

>>37990156
Dude not him but why do you gotta reply to every post about your gf. Its weird. You're not gonna convince the idiots you just make your self look like your reaching to believe what you said

>>37990169
Go for it I'm at the crib

>>37990177
I have insomnia and the other threads I posted in haven't been bumped yet.

>want to fit in with girls and sometimes i pretend to be a cis girl online but i'll always be a disgusting androgynous freak
i wish i was single so that i could kill myself

>>37990156

Did u ask ur gf if she orgasmed when she was raped? A lot of girls report that happening

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>dad got out of prison early for good behaviour
>keeps calling me
How do I block a number? I already told my job to hang up if he calls and escort him out if he shows up. I have locks on my door. I don't know how to block a number though and it upsets me every time I pick up the phone and it's him and I start crying.

>>37990214
I'll make sure to ask her that, anon.

>>37990220
i think you can block either at the provider level, like with an add on service, or at the phone level with apps/settings so it goes directly to voicemail or something. it depends

>>37990235
It's my home phone so I guess I have to talk to my provider.

>>37990220
What phone are you using and what provider?

>>37990251
I don't know what kind of phone it is because it's just an old landline. My provider is Bell I think.

>>37990248
what's your phone company?

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Not a fembot but still a feel.

I want a girl who I can give myself to, and she will give herself to me. I want to be hers and she to be mine forever. I just want someone who we will both mutually dedicate ourselves to one another..

>>37990274
I'm pretty sure it's Bell.

>>37990248
>>37990267
Yeah you're gonna have to call up your provider then.
No idea how to do it on home phones

>>37990279
canada?
http://support.bell.ca/home_phone/calling_features/how_does_call_screen_on_my_bell_home_phone_work

>>37990267
>>37990248
Ignore what I said >>37990281
The thing I saw was this http://support.bell.ca/Home_Phone/Calling_features/How_to_use_Call_Privacy_on_my_Bell_Home_phone?step=5#displayStep

>>37990275
it's not that great
i have a gf who's also trans and she's sweet and wonderful and i couldn't get better
and desu when i'm not depressed she makes me really happy

but now i can't fucking kill myself because she's emotionally dependent on me and i'm too fucking poor and mentally ill to help her and i have no idea what i'm going to do
and i want to escape so badly but if i do she'll probably kill herself too and she's too perfect to be dragged into that

>>37990300
Yeah. Thanks.
>>37990314
Thanks too.
I just don't want to talk to him.

just actually doesnt matter

>>37990323
Anytime anon, glad to help

>>37989113
there is a fembot that I hung around with and fell for. How do I make her mine? She is literally perfect. Help me, fembots

>>37990134
Alright, I'll continue being a sperglord then

thanks anon

>>37990318
Man if she's keeping you alive I think that's a good thing. Mutually support each other. Build each other up. You can do it anon. I want you to believe that with her love you can do it. Get mental help, find a way to get income. You can do it

>>37990416
she's terrified of literally everything and i'm almost as bad :/
and she lives on literally the other side of the world from me
i feel so depressed so often and i wish i hadn't met her so i could just end it without hurting her

it's probably just me being a fucking mentally ill retard again though, maybe i'll feel better tomorrow
thanks for replying, anon

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>>37990438
Try to find a way to get close to each other physically. I hope you do feel better and I know you can do it

FILTHY BITCH WHORES

I HATE YOU ALL

YOU ARE DISGUSTING TRASH CUNTS

>>37990438
Get a real gf, Anon. Long distance is a fantasy and will make you feel worse in the long run.

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>tfw you join vc and ruin ANOTHER discord

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU

ROASTIE WHORE

>>37990600
How?

Odin

>>37989669
>Why don't you just get boyfriends?
fucking this, any fembot can find boyfriend in mere minutes while actual robots are ignored by everyone.

>>37990600
>>37990631
females tend to ruin discord servers because of the many males that turn into orbiters

I would love to shoot every single one of you DISGUSTING CUNTS right on your FUCKING WHORE heads

I want to see you fucking DIE

DIE YOU CUNTS DIE

>>37990631
Half the server starts talking about me non-stop and other half wants me dead. I just wanted to make friends.

>>37990710
Not the anon
I suggest trying to make friends one on one instead of trying to get friends through groups.
Try not to mention your gender either.

DIRTY RANCID HOLES

>>37990710

>Half the server starts talking about me non-stop and other half wants me dead. I just wanted to make friends.
Ah. Are you American? I'll be your friend

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>>37990653
>>37990631
>>37990600
Because pictures needs words'n'stuff to be original

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>>37989113
Tits or gtfo.
If you dont bring up "I'm a grill lolz" you might get treated like a real person.
Fucking sage

>>37989113
>half the board hates me
i wish it was half, but im pretty sure actual robots are 30% the rest is disgusting normalfags and diseased holes aka roasties. also, why do you feel you belong here? you cant relate to anything real robots feel, i bet you just love the normalfag "give romantic advice XdDD" topics and the attention you get from loser orbiters

>>37990583
i don't care
i'm not going to ditch somebody i love just because it's impractical

>>37990710
don't join public discords senpai
what i do is strike up conversations with nice robots and add them on discord
idk

>>37990796
>>37990796

>i don't care
>i'm not going to ditch somebody i love just because it's impractical

Good. Fuck the anon you replied to

>>37990796
>what i do is strike up conversations with nice robots and add them on discord
>farming for orbiters
disgusting

>>37990815
Trying to make friends you shit

>>37990788
you do realize this is tumblr-tier oppression olympics, right?
>you can't be oppressed because you're not a sniveling beta male
>i have no friends and my teacher said i was a nerd once in high school. i am more oppressed than your female ass will EVER be

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Oh yes women are sooooo hated here, that's why men throw themselves at them and reply to all their threads.

>>37990815
what
i specifically avoid orbiters. they're annoying to talk to. i just want nice guys who don't ask for lewds 24/7 or REEEEEEE about roasties

>>37990887
You'll get one or the other, be realistic. Stop complaining, everyone gets shit on here.

>>37990828
>white kngithing for roasties
how many times do we have to explain that females cant be robots? also, calling others beta and yet i'm sure you're the pathetic type who'll beg for contact info whenever a diseased roastie mentions her gender on r9k. kys

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>>37990887
pat your head?

>>37990887
If you want friends/guy friends that are nice, just find someone who shares your interests

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This is the ideal female.

>>37990887
what if i ask for lewds once a month

>>37990887
I'll talk to you if you're NA/SA time zone.
I won't lewd nor make moves on you cause I have a gf and enjoy talking to people

>>37990887
FUCK OFF GROSS WHORE

FILTHY STINKING HOLES

DISGUSTING

FUCKING DIE

>>37990933
>A submissive female with no personality whatsoever
>ideal

>>37990887
You hear that boys? She wants a nice guy, one that isn't like all the others she's used to. She's unique and not like other girls either.

>>37990934
i'm taken
i mean technically i'm *allowed* to, but eh

>>37990916
that's alright too

>>37990930
yeah, it's just a bit hard because the only place i go outside of discord is 4chan

All women who are confused about their sexuality just need to get Chad dicked real good

All female mental illnesses can be cured by just submitting yourself into being a man's woman

I WANT TO KILL YOU FUCKING CUNTS

CRUSH YOUR NECK AND SMASH YOUR FACE

HORRIBLE DISGUSTING SLUTS

>>37990955
You disgust me. You're proving every "roasties out reee"-er's point with all these replies ad the original post in itself.

>>37990955
>i'm taken
>i just want nice guys
I see. You're looking for emotional tampons.

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>>37990955
>i'm taken
oh ok

>>37990955
Well post your hobbies here anon. You just said your taken so that pretty much killed anyone who just wanted to use you so right now is a safe bet

>>37990955
WAIT WHAT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I WANT TO MAKE YOU SCREAM AND CRY

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

VILE AND DISGUSTING WASTE OF LIFE

KILL YOURSELVES NOW

DO IT FUCKING DO IT NOW NOW NOW YOU FUCKING CUNTS KILL YOURSELVES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>37990955
dumb whore, enjoy the (you)s on nu-r9k

>>37990941
i'm in hawaii, so 3-6 hours behind the US, but otherwise close enough

>>37990987
uh
i play singleplayer games and talk to people on discord. that's about it
i also draw and write smut sometimes but adhd makes it hard

>>37990977
sorry qt
you'd be better off finding someone less autistic & neurotic anyway

FUCK YOU FUCKING VILE WHORE CUNT BITCHES

I HATE YOU

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>>37991016
We're crashing this thread, with no survivors. LET'S GET HER BOYS.

>>37991016
How old are you?

You seem kinda young anon...

>>37991016
Are you a virgin?

Is your bf ldr?

>>37990955
>I'm taken
into the trash where it should have stayed, Eww someone's used meat hole

NOTHING BUT A SET OF HOLES

WORTHLESS VILE HOLES

>>37991016
>tfw no autistic drawfag gf
crying

>>37990955
>i'm taken
no anon, first get the attention and money from these subhuman orbiters, then you say you are taken when you get bored with them

Taken WOMEN GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>fembot
>has boyfriend
HAHAHAHAHA!

yeah i'm going to hop out of this shitshow before MGTOW tries to burst my prostate

>>37991037
i'm like 19 my dude

>>37991050
>(((bf)))

>>37991087
i almost wish i had enough of a shriveled conscience to do that but i don't

Lads, you need to knock whores like this out with one punch.
https://youtu.be/5OLm_2pCoyg

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My brother said he'll kick me out if I don't stop filling the freezer with ice cream.

The problem is that ice cream is good.

>>37991139
How fat are you, fatty fatass?

>>37991139
iktf anon(ette) i just finished crying in the shower and binging on soda
first thing i'm doing tomorrow is buying some ice cream
that good overpriced magnum shit
thank god i'm still skinny

>>37991139
can i grope your tummy

>>37991116
>i almost wish i had enough of a shriveled conscience to do that but i don't
why do you care about someone when they clearly dont value themselves? they want to be used. just dont think of them as human

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>>37991156
there there
pat pat

>>37991148
Just as fat as most women I guess.
>>37991156
Why the hell is magnum so expensive? Is there something in it that makes it more valuable or does the company just want people to think it's better just because of the decorating and small size?

I WANT TO STRANGLE YOU ALL TO DEATH YOU CUNTS

>>37991139
Kekeroni, self control is difficult.

>>37991196
How fat is that exactly

>>37991196
IT'S SO FUCKING DELICIOUS THOUGH.
i have never tasted ice cream as good
you pay for quality

>>37991163
eh, if anyone's going to give me money they can do it without me lying to them
i'd rather just stay poor than sully my conscience

>>37991196
>Just as fat as most women I guess.
Good.
Can I please impregnate you?

>>37991196
Please post your thighs

>>37991233
So are you lesbian then

I hunger for fembot

you know how most men get an urge to protect and be liked by attractive women? i get an urge to beat them and slap them. its pretty strange, but i really hate females and especially attractive ones

>>37991253
>fembot
>not single
Choose one originally

>>37991251
kind of, i guess
i'm technically bi

>>37991252
if you're okay with trannies it isn't hard to find people here
just be nice and look for friends first and foremost, and eventually one of those lonely trannies and you might be able to work something out
if you try to date someone without having known them for at least a few weeks, it very rarely works out

idk, i've only met a few people off here and none of them have been fembots

I don't want any female friends I just want a gf all companionship outside romantic and sexual can get out and taken females are like someone else's dog, sure I'll pet it but I'm not gonna deal with any of its shit, that's the owners job, if I want to do anything for a dog it's going to be my dog, not some random douche's dog.

>>37991321
doesn't work that way
if the first thing you say when you meet someone is 'hey want to be my girlfriend' you're just going to get a failed relationship built on quicksand
relationships take trust and mutual respect. the only people who are going to accept you right off the bat are going to be either mentally ill and desperate or sluts

>>37991321
It'd be easier if you could just buy women

>>37991378
dont buy this meme robots, i always wanted a gf whos my friend and equal partner, and when you put that much trust and effort into a girl and then she tells you to fuck off it takes years to recover. women should be treated as pets not equal humans

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Am I the only one on this board who wants to get to know a girl slowly and see what goes from there? It seems everyone just wants to get into everyone else's pants. I have trust issues so I cant just pledge myself to some random. That being said I do want to to pledge myself to a girl one day but I got to get to know her first.

>>37991427
if the girl is even a little bit nice to you you will fall in love instantly
you just lie to yourself
I know because I tell myself the same lie

Heads up, guys... a woman doesn't actually LIKE to be creampied. We do it because we want to make you come, and feel like it's a bonding experience maybe. But that cum has to go somewhere, and it's usually leaking into our panties or down our leg in a few hours, and it's nasty. All things being equal, we'd be happy with you having a great orgasm into a condom or with very little actual cum involved.

I personally will swallow my bf's load any day. Hell, I'll even do anal, since that will come out when I want it to. Having a leaking mess in my pussy, which I take very good care of, isn't something I look forward to at all.

Just ask your girlfriend. We usually solve it with just dealing with another tampon day.

>>37991427
You are going to get ghosted before you meet her if you don't play your hand fast, you are competing for her attention with with 20 orbiters and 3 discords cliques

>>37991422
and this is why you're lonely!

>>37991427
nah, there's plenty of nice people here
it's just an outspoken minority
luckily they're too autistic to talk to actual women, so there's plenty of those for nice guys

>>37991427
I want this, too. But honestly you sound a little too well adjusted for r9k.

>>37991490
>But honestly you sound a little too well adjusted for r9k.
yeah too well adjusted for a place full of roleplaying normies, smug normies and dumb sluts

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what a terrible thread
what has this board become?

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>>37991451
No man. I've had girls like me before. I want an emotional connection. The girls were nice but I felt they didn't know me and mover to fast or we didn't click. Like I said, I want an actual friendship/bond before I get serious.

>>37991467
I worry about that too but I dont know what to do.

>>37991482
If there's plenty how do I talk to them? I'm honestly curious, idk how to get in touch

>>37991490
I have anxiety issues and am depressed but you might be kinda right. I'm not an outward autistic weirdo but I am pretty weird in my own way. I feel the girls here would understand what its like to be different which is why I'm trying to find a girl here.

>>37991527
ehhh, just take your time. make gentle conversation with people.
like i said a few posts ago, i've only had luck with transgirls and femboys from here. and guys, obviously, but i doubt you're into straight up guys

if you're willing to date transgirls you can find a lot here, and they're often really easy to add. if they seem overly desperate, either avoid them or ask if they can talk to you just as a friend. cis girls are rarer, but findable. /soc/ might be better for that, but in general 4chan isn't good for non-attention whores
the biggest problem is there's more thirsty guys than there are cis girls, so it's really hard to even get to know them

>>37991527
I wish you luck, my experience was terrible, unrealistic fake online persona, few words replies, active online social life, active on social media or communities.

>>37991427
I don't want to just jump into bed with a girl right away, but I'd want to be clear that I'm looking for a relationship.

>>37991454
But I want to breed you

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Fembots, how often/how hard would your bf have to hit you before you left him?

>>37991556
Yeah I'm not into transgirls, not that I'm a bigot or anything, I just want a family one day and I'm not really into dick.
/soc/ is full of people I'd clash with. They seem to normalfag and the girls seem too into exhibition. And yeah the thirsty as fuck guys suck especially the obvious creeps.

>>37991574
Thanks. Your experience sounds bad man.
>>37991589
Yeah I get that. I worry it puts too much stress on the initial getting to know each other though

>>37991642
yeah, that's understandable
4chan is a shitty place to meet women, unfortunately
though i have a friend who had luck with a shut in girl who really liked him, so idk
she didn't even tell him she was a girl until they VC'd

>>37991637
Just once.
Unless it was in bed.

>>37991687
>tfw one of your gfs is terrified of abuse and the other one is suicidal
crossing my fingers to be beaten up some day soon though

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>>37991662
I've seen many "success stories" on here of anons who meet up and hit it off so it gives me hope. And yeah it is but I don't know where else to go honestly. I've been coming here for 12 years (I'm 25) so this place is my home.

>>37991699
GEE BILL! HOW COME YOUR MOM LETS YOU HAVE TWO GFS?

>>37991716
>bill
a-anon i have boobs now ;-;
the concept of owning your GF is more a male thing, imo. so with girls poly relationships are much more manageable
i barely know any poly guys

>>37991642
>/soc/ is full of people I'd clash with. They seem to normalfag and the girls seem too into exhibition.
Well yes.

Like it's not a "women are all bitches and whores" thing, it's that /soc/ was literally made for whores. Camsluts and girls desperate for attention.

>>37991735
Yeah
Not really my thing.

>>37991733
Are you that anon from /clg/?

I want you to all know I would love to beat you to death.

To smash your stupid fucking skull.

>>37991733
>so with girls poly relationships are much more manageable
The kind of women who are willing to do poly shit are in general much less manageable to begin with. Never seen one I'd describe as both mentally stable and attractive into that shit, at best one or the other.

>>37991764
uhhh
no, sorry, i'm a tranny

>>37991797
my gfs are both pretty cute but mentally ill
but that's what you get when dating trannies

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>>37991894
>but that's what you get when dating trannies

I want to claw and rip at your dumb whore faces

>>37991642
>Thanks. Your experience sounds bad man.
I guess i am still glad that she refused to fake her way to my wallet, I mean I don't think she behaved in a very different way than the average online girls that participate in male dominant communities or hobbies.

>>37991926
seriously, i'm a tranny and i don't think i've met a stable tranny
i mean, i know a stable one, but she's heavily medded for schizophrenia, soooo

>>37990828
Something with 4 straight sides and 4 90 degree angles can only be a square, never a circle.
Just like how someone with normalfag traits is a normalfag, not a robot.

>>37992033
yeah just like how only black women can be oppressed and all men are privileged rich shits

>>37992188
No, not like that at all.
Normalfags can have problems too, they just don't have these problems.
Are you really implying that everyone is a robot, no matter what their life is like?

>>37992286
no, i'm saying making a dick measuring contest about how autistic someone is tumblr tier

sweet little fembot
pretty little fembot
give yourself to me
soft little fembot
let me taste you
I want to taste you

>>37992356
If you're not a robot then you're not a robot, someone with friends and sex just isn't a robot. There's nothing tumblr about it.

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I want to brush a fembot's hair.

>>37992632
How do you feel about short hair?

>>37992632
My hair is unruly enough without someone else ruffling it desu. Some days I just wanna cut it all off to be free.

>>37989113
fuck off
>>37989163
fuck off
>>37989196
fuck off
>>37989262
fuck off
>>37989466
fuck off
>>37989489
fuck off
>>37989505
fuck off
>>37989601
fuck off
>>37989597
fuck off
>>37989746
fuck off
>>37990192
fuck off
>>37990220
fuck off
>>37990600
fuck off
>>37990710
fuck off
>>37990887
fuck off
>>37990955
fuck off
>>37991016
fuck off
>>37991139
fuck off
>>37991300
fuck off
>>37991454
fuck off
>>37991687
fuck off
>>37991733
fuck off
>>37992702
fuck off
>>37992745
fuck off

>>37992702
I definitely prefer long hair, but short hair looks nice on some people.
It'd be nice to be able to run my fingers through it without worrying about tangling it or anything.

>>37989441
shhh you idiot we're TRYING to scare them off

>>37992781
the only originally good post in this thread

that feel when no biologically female significant other

>>37989199
Yeah thats fucking retarded, kiiill yourself lole

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I want my own fembot to impregnate.

>>37992787
I'd let you run your fingers through my hair anon, im glad you can appreciate short hair too.

>>37992632
I want to sniff fembot pubes

>fembot thread
>guaranteed 250+ replies
I hate this place so goddamn much.

Daily reminder that no female can ever be a robot.

>tfw in love with a robot
>not sure he loves me back

>>37993425
Everyone who loves has been born of God and knows God. Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love.

>>37992781
well said

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>37991454
speak for yourself, i want to have semen all over me.

>>37993155
He says, adding another reply.

>>37989113
That's because unless you're golem girl, you don't belong. All these years, she the one (1) actual fembot I have ever seen.

>>37993425
irl or online?
wh-where are you from?

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>>37993680
sup sweetheart

>>37993747
Online. He doesn't stutter so it's not you, but I'm sure whoever you're thinking of likes you a lot

>>37994033
oh alright then, you should tell the guy you like tooo

>>37992781
only true post

>>37989113
>>half the board hates me anyway and thinks I dont belong because I dont have a dick
Then u shouldnt have cut it.

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>very liberal girl, bisexual bernie supporter w trans friends and such
>nazis (Real, not alt right. Actual nazis) becoming more present around my social group, mostly to troll us
>see far right guys at rally
>literally can't stop thinking about them, especially the soldier ones
>absolutely mesmerized by how they speak and move and act
>always loud-mouthed and masculine, but become quiet and attentive whenever one of them speaks
>extremely confused, liberal all my life, all my friends are liberals too
>can't stop thinking about them
>have dream where I look in the mirror and I'm in a nazi uniform
>have really sweet soldier nazi bf
>happy for the first time in my life
>wake up

what the fuck

>>37994228
shut. the. fuck. up.
origiginal

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>>37994228
>All what a person is its his own political opinion.
>Mixing with people who don't believe my ideologies is impossible and shocking.

You're as much fascist as the nazi guy. My dear liberal gayboy. You'll be fine.

>>37994265
No, you don't understand. It's not the ideology I find attractive, it's the sense of discipline and personal responsibility that they had. So few men take responsibility in a personal and emotional sense. Men nowadays are either betas or betas pretending not to be betas with redpill, but these guys were different. They were SURE, SECURE, the opinions of other people didn't matter to them at all.

>>37989113
>dont really feel like I belong anywhere except /r9k/

You dont belong here. Go back to tumblr or facebook you roleplaying faggot

>>37994289
>the opinions of other people didn't matter to them at all.
And not in a narcissistic way, like they calmly evaluated everything all the time and came to their own conclusion. Things aren't everyone else's fault. To them, what happens in their life is their responsibility and theirs alone, which is so rare in men and people in general. People love to bitch about how other people are ruining every unrelated thing in their life to avoid responsibility, but they don't think that way, and that's confusing because complaining about how other people ruin everything is literally the cornerstone of the Nazi ideology.

I would be just as attracted if they weren't Nazis, but I've never seen anyone else be like this except that one group of guys.

>>37994289
What's so beta about current men?

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>>37994289
That doesn't really matter to the point I was making.
You post seemed distressed because "I'm liberal, he's a nazi".

>>extremely confused, liberal all my life, all my friends are liberals too

Like if "being a liberal" is (Well, was) the only way for you to consider someone a someone. Or at least, a someone worth being dated.
That's why I told you the whole "mixing ideologies is shocking" and that's why I told you that you're as fascist as the nazi dude in your "ideology".


I could ramble for hours on why you like the nazi boy, and why you look in a man the trait of "secure, sure" ness. But it doesn't matter really. I guess you've the "real man" fetish (usually so called "daddy issues").

Thinking about it, this won't end well for you.
He either:
>loves hitler more than he loves you
"I'm never dating a lib, sigh hail" he says: you lose, you get called out for loving a nazi by your fascist liberal friends and you end up alone.
>He loves your femine holes more than hitler
"Yes, I don't care" he says: You are happy for a little, then you'll eventually realize how giving up his ideology for a quick fuck isn't "manly", "Sure" and "secure". You grow up to hate him because he's not the ideal "man" you believe he was.
Or maybe you will never realize it. Because you lack of critical thinking, I don't know about it. I don't know you.

Now sorry I have a line of fedoras I need to tip or something like that.

>>37994338
Do you really want an answer to this question? Because I'll answer it.

Lack of personal responsibility, a sense of entitlement to equal treatment, basing their entire lives around the opinions of women, like being a beta or the average redpill, which from my perspective is the same thing because it's both allowing women to define your role in life.

In general, modern men--and people in general--like to blame other people and other forces for every little thing that goes wrong in life. Nobody nowadays ever says "It's my life, so it's my responsibility, so I'll fix it! My biggest responsibility is to myself." And I don't mean that in a sociopathic sense, I mean it in an ACCOUNTABILITY sense.

Like the people on this website. They tend to blame the women as if the women are doing something wrong in the way they act and the men they choose, but what men don't understand is that the current behaviors of men are not lined up with what we are biologically programmed to want, so we are spinning our wheels and sexually, nothing makes sense.

cont

>>37994499
As a general rule, women like considerate men with initiative and a sense of personal responsibility, but those men don't exist anymore. Because of the way our culture is set up now, there are no men that are like what we are designed to like. Society creates two kinds of men:

1. Considerate men with no initiative
2. Assholes with initiative

And it forces us to choose between these two less-than-ideal options. Now, to women, initiative is more important than being considerate, because initiative and personal responsibility could protect a family better in caveman times. This is why women often choose assholes.

But the thing is, we don't WANT to choose assholes. We're not "programmed to choose assholes" like a lot of this board thinks, we're just SETTLING for assholes because there are no considerate men that have initiative and a sense of personal responsibility, they're all whiny entitled pussies.

This is because society nowadays teaches people with initiative to be amoral assholes because our current society rewards sociopathic behavior, destroying the natural dual selfish/considerate nature of men, splitting men as a group into two halves that each embody half of the traits that make a proper man and forcing women to choose between them when both traits are important. This culture of narcissism that has infected both women and men due to the change in selection pressure that comes from modern culture is the driving force behind the slow corruption of human society.

>>37994499
>>37994508
you're retarded
fuck off whore

>>37994333
>if they weren't Nazis
Call them socialists then, Bernie supporter.

>>37994508
So considerate men with initiative is what robots call Chad?
>modern culture
Is it possible to revert the "progress"?

>>37994533
>So considerate men with initiative is what robots call Chad?

No, Chads are inconsiderate men with initiative. Considerate men with initiative don't exist anymore, and that's the rub. Women have to choose between initiative and considerateness when both are important.

>>37994558
How does one develops initiative? It seems like it's something you've born with, otherwise there wouldnt be so much robots.

>>37994606
Get better at rolling a d20

>>37994606
I'm not sure. thefamilyalpha has some good writing on male personal responsibility but i don't think a place like /r9k/ who blames women for everything and doesn't want to change is ready for what he has to say.

If you want to keep a woman, you need to be the best person she's ever dated forever. You need to make her never WANT to leave, and you don't do that by bowing to everything she wants. You do that by owning your shit, taking responsibility of your life and focusing on yourself. Women will want you naturally if you have your shit in order, because women like men who have all their shit in order

>>37994714
Doesn't initiative just mean doing something first? I think you're overthinking it and looking for advice in the wrong places.

>>37994714
As an example: look at how many women are attracted to, like, Batman. Even in stories where he's not rich. Why? Because he has his shit in order. He knows what he wants, he knows how to get it, and he does his best. That's what women find attractive. Kind of an extreme example, but it's the purest example I can think of of this sort of mindset.

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>be me
>want to have male friends
>don't have any interest in sex whatsoever
>all possible male friends with same interests as me want to be my bf happily ever after
>I just want to go to the movies together and enjoy starters with someone
>tfwnoychromosome.jpg

>>37994714
>You need to make her never WANT to leave
https://therationalmale.com/2011/08/25/the-desire-dynamic/

>>37994770
Sadly, it's an incentive. No incentive, less interest.

>>37994812
That's what I'm saying. The only real way to make a woman like you is to have your own shit together. If it doesn't work for them, it'll work on some other woman. It's not your problem anymore. Women will like you when you stop caring about whether they like you and start caring about whether you like you.

I know there's not really anything I can do to show people this when the entire problem is that they're approaching life with the wrong motivations regardless of what they ultimately end up doing, but I can try and phrase it in a way that might help them understand

>>37994770
>>don't have any interest in sex whatsoever
You havent met a guy you're attracted to.

>>37994916
I guess the reasonable question is how to care about anything if you have any hope left?

>>37994770
How sure are you you're not gay? This was me, and I turned out to be gay. I didn't think I was attracted to women. I didn't think I even liked women, but it turned out I did.

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>>37994508
>>37994499
In one line:
"I like the blonde tall prince with blue eyes and a shiny armour"

>>37994739
You're looking for the "cool man" who in case of a fire doesn't look his temper, cracks a joke and extingushes it using his knowledge of chemistry.

007 would be a more fitting example than batman.

But that's the point. Males like that are assholes because of your expectations.

If a girl does nothing for his guy, beside "existing". (This idea filters from the fact that you're saying stuff like "you need to make her never want to leave" Like if females are literal animals that develop links to only the hand that feeds them)
The guy will Become an asshole. He needs you just because you are pretty. You're like a phone to him.
As soon as the new model is out, he'll just buy it and forget about you.
You cannot say that "man are assholes" if you want them to do all the job.
It seems like you're looking for a slave, not for a man.

You need to do the same, there are no assholes. Just females who aren't making their man never wanting to leave.
We're all assholes.

That's why batman has banged half of the famale characters of his show, and why Bond has a different girl every movie.

>>37990600
Shouts "GRILLLLLLLLLLLLL"

>>37993019
Depends how short, Girl short, hipster short, or lesbian short? Sorry don't know lengths I am a penis wielder.

>>37989797
Don't we all want to, anon?.

>>37989458
/el Threado

>>37989458
idk mayne even robots as soon as we see a fat chick unless are fat themselves will look else where or would rather be alone.

>>37989113

Then integrate and don't mention that you have a vagina, you roastie.

>>37995170
but how else will they get immediate replies?

>>37989173
Because most "fembots" have, or had bfs or sex.

The numbers of females who post here are low. The number of females you post here and are actual robots are astronomical. And even then, most are underage or under 20, meaning they will without a doubt get a bf soon enough.

There are probably like maybe 5 females in this board that are actual robots.

>>37990177

He is you stupid shit. That is class A bait. If he actually thinks his girlfriends meets with other guys and then he just rapes her in public >>37990156 it truly the most autistic person on this board.

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>>37990865

That's the damn redditors. This is what goes on on reddit. These fags are even make reddit threads here nowadays. LIKE YOUR ASS

>>37990960

I love your posts anon. You are providing a service.

>>37991036

YESSS. KILL THIS SHIT. MODS, BAN THE REDDITORS AND THE FAGS WITH GFS AND THE LIARS AKA THIS GUY >>37989569

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>>37991391

You can. Women have always been and always will be for sale.

>>37989113
>Fembot feels
>Bunch of guys pretending to be fat aspie women from California

This is why God hates us.

>>37991926

Coredump? Is that you?

>keep spending all day going through very specific scenarios of what i would do if i were sent back a certain number of years in my life
>right now it's 9 years, the summer before middle school
>have been autistically reliving every detail of 6th grade for months, memorizing which songs i would bring back and write as my own, which stocks i could invest in, all the things i would say and do differently day by day, how i would definitely have friends this time around and i'd also get super famous for being a child prodigy
>i could be doing literally anything in the real world right now, i have a 2 mil trustfund, i'm just trapped in my own house and soon to be 7th year of neetdom by my own crippling autism and depression

i want off this ride

>>37995752
Nah that guy must be cool and be pretty good in bed, because Ratajkowski is pretty wealthy on her own.

i am just so lonely

>>37989515
Women are just that stupid anon

>>37998153
Everyone in here (besides normies) are lonely. That's nothing new

>>37998259
It's a feels thread you autistic fuck.

>>37989113
>female
>robot
Pick one.
>I'm pretty autistic like most ppl here
Most people here are just failed normalfags. Most robots have already left this place. Normalfags really have to ruin everything.

>>37998274
>you autistic fuck.
It's an autistic board you retarded fuck

>>37997962

>tfw too autistic for even this board now

>>37992781
/thread

The only proper answer in this thread

>>37989173
> fellow robots
Because you aren't you fucking stupid whore.

>>>/soc/

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>>37989569
AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

KEK
U
C
K

>>37989113
get the fuck out cunt you will never understand male loneliness and isolation.

>>37989846
Sounds actually like me. Except have brown hair.

>>37991454
>>37993680

It's clear who is the superior girl here. Cum fetish girls are the best.

>>37997962
Be my gf and we will do fun things together.

>>38000145

n-no thanks, it's too late for me now, anyone who's here is probably also autistic and would just make me worse desu

just seeing if anyone had dealt with the same thing

>>38000378
That's okay, I just wanted to use you for your money anyway.

>>38000489
I just want to leave please help

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Question: how would fembots feel about dating an ugly guy?. How low are your standards?

>>37997962
>memorizing which songs i would bring back and write as my own,
Which ones would that be?

>>38000493
>tripfagging
>"I just want to leave"
God must not exist, because he would have used a semi to paint the highway with you if he did.

>>38000378
>n-no thanks, it's too late for me now, anyone who's here is probably also autistic and would just make me worse desu

Just admit that you want a chad

>>38000514

idk i just picked the newer sufjan and joanna newsom albums because thats all i listen to anymore, i wouldn't be able to remember the notes though i'm shit at that

>>38000605

sure i do, i've accepted i won't get one though, so i just fantasize all day about what could have been.

>>38000756
>sure i do, i've accepted i won't get one though
what kind of chad do you want? i mean whats your definition of that?

>boards don't think you belong
People don't like overt disclosure of the female gender because men are weak. Especially men who go to 4chan. It ruins conversation.
It's not that you can't participate or give your view.
>>37989173
But that's here. Because these are the weakest of the weak and they get treated like shit.

>>37989345
How many of you faggots live in the North Carolina piedmont?

>>38000913

idk I just assumed that most here would just call any well adjusted, sociable, not cripplingly autistic male a "chad"

my particular imaginary husbando is blond with blue eyes, finds my autism endearing and can carry most conversations, and owns land where he's building an off the grid homestead where we can grow our own food and raise our 12 imaginary children.

>>38001997
Yeah that's a Chad. At most you'll get someone as hopeless and desperate as you.

No reason why you can't find an r9k bf. But you want a land owning entrepeneuring super social bf? Why wouldn't said person go for an equally successful girl?

Any fat fembots around I need some help or advice.

As a fatbot I want to find a fat gf but I don't seem to be having any luck. How can I get the attention of one?

>>38002118
Lose some weight kiddo

>>38002042

exactly, that's why I have an imaginary one, I'm well aware. why would I want to be with someone as gross as me? with a good enough imagination I can have a perfect man, I would honestly rather just die alone with my dreams than be with someone who disgusts me.

>>38002118
Watch this music video and you'll find out why you can't get their attention.
https://youtu.be/ZeBrnuQxEsQ

>>38002183
How old are you? You can die alone for all I care but don't come in here with your feels if you're perfectly fine with a fantasy bf.