Who /disease/ here?

>>37987766
Alcoholism. They say even without the alcohol the 'disease' persists. Still not sure if i buy it

Does mental illness count

>>37987878
Only if it's non-meme ones like bipolar disorder or depression

>>37987903
to clarify the ones i listed ARE meme mental illnesses

>>37987921
does down syndrome count as non meme?

>>37987766
Brain damage. From a car accident. Most of my friends were very supportive of me at first but after they realized I'll never be the same person again they abandoned me.

>>37987766
I have a genetic immunodeficiency.

feels bad, bots

Dystonia

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, only treatable

>>37987766
OCD, currently awake for 32 hours again because it makes sleeping near impossible

>>37987766
i have autism. fucking vaccines, man

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HIV no joke. Had it from birth thanks to my junkie whore mother who put me up for adoption.There is 0% chance I'm ever getting laid. Plus I have mental illnesses that doesn't help.

Hypertrophic cardiomyopathy. Had surgery to make sure I wouldn't die and getting a defibrillator implanted soon, but I can't do any intense physical activity because there's still risk of fainting or heart damage if I go above a heart rate of ~170/minute.

At least I have a cool scar. That said, I've been suicidal on and off and it hurts to know that what used to be my backup plan of "join the navy and have submarine adventures" is no longer feasible, and that I can't get back into competitive fencing which was the one non-/v/ or /tg/ hobby I had.

My grandmother used to tell me things like, "Your health is the most important thing" and it always sounded like bullshit until this came up.

>>37987766
i keep puking and shitting pure brown liquid if i eat too much, especially before bed

not sure what it is

>>37989206
How much has it changed you? Do you at least get neetbux?

>>37989323
I figure this makes your expected lifespan shorter. Does it make you live your life differently?

I have a sleep disorder whose name means "we have no idea why you sleep so much." It's similar to narcolepsy except the treatment is much harder.

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>>37987766
virginity
oreganoli

>>37989492
This wasn't slightly funny at all, go back to reddo

every disease is curable with death, op

>>37987766
kyphosis
please end me

Colorblind.
I just wanted to be a navigation officer for fuck's sake.
That's all I fucking wanted and it was too much to ask.

>>37989661
have you ever tried those glasses that let you see colours

>>37989690
I've heard about them, didn't try them though.
Pretty sure that wouldn't give me a pass anyway

>>37987903
schizoid and delusional paranoia good enough for you?

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>>37987903
>non-meme mental illnesses
Yeah because I totally have BPD for the memes xD

A doctor told me recently that I'm so white I need to be checking weekly for testicular cancer

>>37987766

Ulcerative Colitis and Hyperparathyroidism

I swear only about 1/3 of these posts are REAL diseases

Adhd and reynauds disease

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>attention-seeking tier
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>>37990253
>real tier
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There's a difference between "illness" and "disease"

>>37990204

>Tfw Crohn's disease
>Mfw medical marijuana patient
>Feelsgoodman.cpp

>>37990593
Retard detected via original means.

>>37987766
i have asthma too :(

>>37990613
Oh shit, nice. I'm in the UK so we don't get that.

>>37990665

>boohoo my feelings

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>>37987766
>tfw I have pretty severe Ocular Albinism and easily get burnt by the sun because I was supposed to be born as an albino

>>37989206
crespoooooo

delayed vasovagal response

Wanna know the worst thing about total color blindness is? It's not being able to see shit it's all the normalscum with "depression" asking me to identify what color something is. YOU FUCKING IDIOT I CANT EVEN TELL YOU IF I WANTED I TRUSTED YOU WITH SENSITIVE INFORMATION AND NOW IM SOME MONKEY DOING TRICKS FOR AN AUDIENCE FUCK YOU

>>37990753

I want to believe you anon, but can you give us some details?

A timestamp with some medication or something would be great

I'm an adult bedwetter. kill me.

>>37990789
medication? haha, not for poor me

>>37990823

Oh wow that really sucks. You from the US?

Surely you can get medicare/caid or something

schizophrenia, in an original way

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>>37990848
>medicare/caid

>>37987921
then you would say "unlike" you fucking idiot

>>37990876

What does this reaction image mean. I'm from the UK and I don't know

>>37989423
I can write and type in a way that's fairly easy to understand. But I have a stutter and speech impediment now. My friends (or what used to be my friends) say I'm different. That I'm spacey and do strange things sometimes that scare them. I think of suicide daily.

>>37990593
if any of the anons in attention seeking tier see this just know this retard is the only person who thinks your problems aren't important

>Really bad spondylosis (100% wheelchair in the future)
>Schizofrenia
>Some minor vitium cordis (something wrong with my hearth)
>Asthma
>Possibility of genetical diabeties (everyone in my family has it)
>Autism
>Adhd (dunno if this counts)
Mfw my father is turbo chad
My mom decided to give birth to me in her 40ies
Women should be castrated after hitting 30...

I have ppppppppaaaarrrrkkkjkkkknkinngsons

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>>37989661
>be in elementary school
>had to take a color test in the nurse's office
>nurse shows me circles
>"what number do you see?"
> I become confused because they all look like pizzas
>nurse calls mom
>mom gets to the school
>nurse talks to her
>mom starts crying
>have no idea what's going on
>find out I'm red/green colorblind

Just a few weeks ago I bought a shirt thinking it was grey but my family told me it was teal.

>>37991373
Me and my little brother both have slight red/green colorblindness, its not a bother in everyday life unless in some specific situations like trying to tell difference between very light orange and very light green under yellow lighting.
Though against green I dont sometimes detect red for a while. Its odd, like I have to remember or see red in somewhere else to start seeing it again.

I, myself have an atopy and several allergies, pretty small fish compared to some of you guys but at its worst atopy was a real damn menace and bitch to live with.

>>37987766
curse of flash

>>37987766
>atopic eczema
>stress-induced IBS
>various prostate problems
>acne at the ripe age of 26

>>37992019
I forgot that I also get really sweaty ass under certain conditions. There is a huge wet spot on my underpants every time I need to take a shit for instance.