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>Be me.
>Watching My Little Ponies in my bedroom, not bothering anyone.
>Hear knock on door.
>It's mommy and her new boyfriend.
>"Listen up retard, you're 29 years old, you need to get a job and move the fuck out."
>Start to get teary eyed.
>Run to mommy.
>"Don't enable him, just look away."
>She won't acknowledge me.
>"You have a week to get a job and move out. C'mon, let's go."
>They leave.
>Go back to watching My Little Ponies.
>Din din comes.
>Go to kitchen.
>"Mommy, where tendies?"
>"Mommy, where tendies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>No answer.
>Chad comes out.
>"Make your own food, retard."
>Literally enraged at this point.
>Try to tackle him, but he's too fast for my 300 pound self.
>That's it, this fucker overstepped his boundaries. Time to teach him a lesson.
>Wait until night night time when I know mommy and Chad are wrestling in bed.
>Get chocolate pudding from the fridge.
>Feed it to the dog.
>Dog shits everywhere.
>Perfect.image
>Drink some prune juice.
>Wait a few minutes.
>Shit on dogs' shit.
>Ready.png
>Pick up shit covered shit.
>Kick mommy's door down with tard strength.
>"Anon, what are you doi---"
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>Fling shit covered shit at Chad.
>Nailed him!
>Chad charges me.
>"Don't you lay a hand on him, Dan."
>Mommy is back!
>Chad storms out of house.
>Next day there's a big plate of tendies waiting for me on the kitchen table.
Get fucked, Chad.
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>>37987444
devilish!
twgeyhehg
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>>37987444
These stories never get old for me, thank-you OP
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This one always makes me smile. I love robots
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>>37987715
>"im in the backseat, AMA"
kek, i love these stories so much.
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>>37987444
Good job anon, you showed Chad
Those are YOUR tendies
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>>37987444
You go man that should teach your mummy we all love our tendies providers but they have to get on line every once in a while. Terrific job my fellow robot
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>>37987444
>>37987715
Post more this is so hilarious
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>>37988195
MAKE YOUR OWN. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37988212
What do I serch for ricker
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>>37987715
How do you turn on the car from the backseat? The clutch needs to be in for most cars to start and you need to be in the front seat to depress the clutch.
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>>37988258
>Waiting for the Murricans to show
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Congrtats OP.
Sometimes we gotta fight to live that sweet sweet neetlife.
When will mummies learn?
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>>37987444
I fucking missed these threads 1
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I haven't watched MLP since like Season 5, is it still good?
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>be me
>Spend 3 MONTHS hording GBP
>Go ask mommy for my tendies for din-dins
>"I'm tired Anon, and you had breakfast Tendies, now leave me alone with new daddy"
WHATtheFUCK.jpg
>I shall have the Tendies, they are my sole purpose for living
>Grab my good boy peepee jar
>Empty it on mommies new rug
>Go outside, like a fucking normie
>the fresh air burns my lungs and the sun sears my flesh
>it hurts, but I do it for tendies
>go to mommies new boyfriends car
>slash tires, use hose in gas pipe, give it nice succ
>Last time I gave a succ this nice it got me 50 GBP
>fill my good boy peepee jar with vroom vroom juice from new daddies car
YOUreadyBITCH.gif
>go inside
>grab lighter from new daddies Jacket hung up in the closet next to my fedora collection
>enter living room and stand infront of mommy and new daddy, raise the jar in the air and light the lighter
>Fear no evil
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>Screech at the top of my big boy lungs
"UNLESS 12 TENDIES I DO GAIN, I WILL LIGHT YOU UP IN FLAMES"
>Mommy looks scared
>New daddy starts talking, but is interrupted by the smashing of the gasoline filled peepee jar
"HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
"DO NOT INTERRUPT ME, UGLY SWINE, YOU SHALL NOT SPEAK UNTIL THE TENDIES ARE MINE!
>Mfw mommy bought me 24 tendies
>Mfw I lit my hand on fire
The best part is, the stupid cunt didnt even think about taking away any of my good boy points.
Second best part is new daddy is taking me camping deep in the woods where "no one can hear us" next weekend, I wonder if they have wifi?
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I redpilled my mommy on niggers and now she is getting me a shotgun, I didn't even need to spend my good boy points.
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>>37988955
Does anyone have that pepe but without the dead kid?
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>>37987715
>AMA
Fucking kek,
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>>37987444
Kek originali pizza and pie
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>>37988499
No shut up dont let barneyfag hear you and derail the thread.
Hes dedicated to shitting on us, no matter how pathetic and petty he looks.
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>>37987444
checked retard
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