Are there any virgins here? or is that just a meme?

>>37987265
I'm a 24 years old virgin with high-level schizophrenia.

I'm allegedly a qt boi but are too anxious about going out.

>>37987265
It's not just a meme. Is it really that hard to believe that people over 20 haven't had sex? normie ass chad

>>37987340
>Is it really that hard to believe that people over 20 haven't had sex?
It is a bit odd. I mean everyone is having sex these days.

>>37987265
I'm a 33 year old virgin. Wizard status.

serious question, how weird is it for a virgin grill to want a virgin bf?

>>37987633
What's it like? I need to prepare for what's coming.

>>37987385
>I mean everyone is having sex these days.
Premarital sex isn't something to be proud of, anon.
>>37987665
Pretty weird in today's society.

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>>37987265
last I checked I've never seen nor touched a vagina, nor had any sexual contact in my life

>>37987665
it's less common than a dude wanting a virgin gf, but some girls are into that

>>37987265
25 year old virgin reporting in not a meme.

>>37987694
not him but not that bad if you keep your mind distracted with video games and other daily activities. also its a great time to be a virgin in the age of vr porn and incoming sexbots.

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>>37987265
fucking die normie, if you aren't a virgin you shouldn't be here

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am virgin with crippling anxiety and depression (^:

and degenerate fetishes

the list goes on but it gets sad from here

>>37987785
>and degenerate fetishes
Like what?

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>>37987265
22-year-old virgin, I barely go out of my home so the amount of human interaction I have in my life is close to none,

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>>37987265
>tfw i could had lost my virginity today but i had no condoms.

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>>37987265
20 year old virgin here

/r9k/ thinks I'm decent looking. It's just a shame I'm autistic.

23 yo and never had a date.

>>37987265
>2017
>being a virgin
I literally can't understand how lmao

the most perilous aptitude of wizardry involves sensing the great indistinction between living and nonliving
this ultimately removes the death fear which allows the sorcerers to attempt the mad feats that they are known for
but also paves the clear and inviting road to personal necromancy

20 year old virgin here
never really felt the need to fuck. I have a crippling porn addiction but that's as far as it goes.

24 year old virgin who has embraced celibacy here!

21 year old virgin here. It's my own fault, if I got out more, I'm sure I could eventually meet someone desu. I just have very little will to do anything outside of school and work.

>>37987802
femdom, dont think ill find a girl into that

it's a curse

>>37987837
Go on...
Pls... I need to know...

>>37987924
not everyone is a woman you retard

I'm 26 and still a virgin.

>>37987694
Strangely enough you just get used it and actually start to enjoy being alone.

>>37988011
I'm a switch and my bf is straight vanilla and won't dominate me or submit. It's a curse.

am 29 kissless virgin. AMA

>>37987771
Different anon, but I hate to say this dude but at 25 I felt content with my situation, like I kind of just didn't care, but somehow I'm 28 now and the gravity of the situation has really hit me and it sucks worse than at any point in my life.

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>>37987998
>Just go out dude, it all works

I lost my virginity at 19 a month before I turned 20 thank god. Losing my virginity in my teen years is honestly one of my most proud accomplishments to be quite fucking honest. Having sex really makes you have confidence in your self as a man. I've only had sex twice, and my third time might be this week. Me and her have made some arrangements. It's been about 6 months since ive had any real intamacy, can't wait.

>>37988039

Look the only thing i can tell you is that i i had a condom today i could have gotten laid, but im a black fucking cat and im always unlucky.

>>37987924
Just do nothing man, did you not saw the man in the #human documentary who said it? is fucking heartbreaking, and a there a lot of guys like that one, like me or the other anons in this thread

>>37987265

1 year and 4 months until I'm a wizard

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>>37988243
>tfw so desperate for affection and to lose virginity you let him hit raw
>tfw he can't cum anyway
>tfw he gives you a yeast infection but not a call back

>>37988241
Fucking lucky, today i had a last chance to have laid, because friday i got to travel, and i'll be a month away so, i might keep myself celibate for another fucking month.

>>37988185
How does it feel to know that there is a significant part of the population that is in the exact same situation as you, and increasingly large amounts of marketing effort will be made toward your demographic?

>>37988222
lol just go outside bruh

>>37987265
I was a virgin until age 24

Then started dating this mixed race feminist with dyed hair, facial piercings and a philosophy major. Met on OkCupid.

19 khhv , no friends , fetishes , mental illnesses , ugly and poor

>>37988332
>How does it feel to know that there is a significant part of the population that is in the exact same situation as you, and increasingly large amounts of marketing effort will be made toward your demographic?
Sexbots when?

>>37988253
For me personally it's a combination of deep seated self consciousness I just automatically assume the worse case scenario even if I logically know I'm being retarded, it's just like I can't shut off that part of my brain from overpowering shit. I've been in probably about a dozen situations where logically I know a girl who would likely at least let me bring her on a date and see where it goes and I've talked myself out of it.

Sadly even if I'm drunk at a bar I've had situations where some girls have smiled at me across the bar but even drunk me still has that part of the brain working overtime.

>>37988290
Kek, you made my night annon.

Origaminoly

>>37988332
>marketing effort toward me
joke's on them
i make extra sure to avoid anything that seems especially pandered to me

>have literally fucked and/or dated 40+ girls (granted i would gauge ~5-10 of them to be unattractive and in moments of weakness)

i don't know why us non-virgins can't be robots? im:

>just as socially avoidant
>just as NEET
>just as nihilistic
>just as depressed
>???

>>37988631
>he thinks he can be a robot after having 40+ successful relationships
leave

>>37988631
is it still bait if it's this obvious and unintriguing?

>>37988631
Leave this place.

original blox

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20 years old

kissless
hugless
handholdless

college dropout
can't drive
all I do is sleep, work a soul crushing retail job, and sit on the computer

never even asked a girl out
can't make eye contact with others
can't hold a conversation or make small talk
have never won anything in my life
sexually submissive
can't decide on anything
have no opinions about anything that matters
ghosted every friend I had in high school because I'm embarrassed of where my life is
can barely read a page or a long passage without getting fogged out

>>37987265
No OP, I can assure you that it is just a meme.

People come to this board to over exaggerate their life to the extent to where it seems pathetic. Saying they are a "virgin" is merely a tool to make them seem even less successful, but is actually just a lie.

You can't believe everything u read of 4chan y'know? People here lie a lot.

sexbots incoming

>>37988746
Maybe the other shit in my life is exaggerated, but I'm dead fucking serious about what I said in >>37987768

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>>37988699
>>37988702

>normies think im full of shit
>robogts think im full of shit


what the fuck lmao

>>37988241
>Losing my virginity in my teen years is honestly one of my most proud accomplishments to be quite fucking honest.

I never understood this mindset. Getting laid is nothing amazing, any idiot can get laid just by spamming approaches and aiming low. I think this is why being a virgin has never bothered me, it just doesn't seem like an accomplishment worth mentioning, in fact its so common its more amazing the longer it takes for you to lose it.

>>37988840

They are beta males, they think getting laid makes you happy forever, they don't realize that life still sucks after you have sex, maybe about 4% less at best.

>>37988746
Comments like this make me feel even more depressed about being an adult virgin. It's so strange and terrible that normal fags can't even believe it's possible to be a kissless virgin.

>>37988840
That's because you're full of shit anon.

>>37988872
a person """as socially avoidant""" as a robot
never has sex

that's the facts

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>>37988882
>Comments like this make me feel even more depressed about being an adult virgin.
the b8 worked too hard on you my friend

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>>37987265
>tfw we are such tragic failures that people think we are just joking
>tfw the normies that come here think we are just complaining about pointless things
>tfw theres no way someone over 18 can be a virgin thats just impossible
>tfw they dont even take our deppression and hate towards society seriously

OH NOOO NOOT MEE
I NEEEVERRR LOOST CONTROOOL

>>37988890

Well yeah hes def not robot tier with 40 lays, but I don't doubt that he is a miserable fuck like the rest of us.

>>37987265
21 and find casual sex disgusting.

Thinking of all the sex I missed makes me sad so I would rather just die a virgin then be fucking used goods.

Almost had a chance to deflower a femanon but fucked it up.

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>>37987924
Just have no friends and do nothing besides going to college/work
Works wonders for me

>>37988840
welcome to being a cyborg.

But seriously doot you are full of s-hit.

Find some goths or weebs and fucking nerd out with them. Conventional out-groups are your in-groups.

Us robots have nothing but this forum. I haven't talked to anyone in a month.

>>37988631
funking kys

The closest I've ever gotten was a chad friend convincing all the girls at the party I'm a good hugger so I hugged a bunch of girls and they were all really nice to me he was a good guy I think a little gay.

I'm not sure if it's because I'm really shy, really lazy, or both, but I've never even tried getting laid or getting into a relationship.