Well, robots? What do you have to say for yourself?

>she wants someone less than 10 inches
Well I have just the thing for you.

>>37984069
At least one of my hobbies doesn't involve posting about male genitalia online. Shit dude, get a grip.

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How will I attract Chad otherwise?

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>When her tits are smaller than a J cup

>tall
>naturally broad shouldered
>muscular
>decent facial aesthetics
>literally 3" dick erect

>>37985721
Move to asia then?

>>37984069
Nam ofcthat semen demoe

>>37985721
Donate sperm and buy hookers

>>37984069
that's the foot symbol, not the inch symbol

>>37984069

>Less than 10 feet

Good thing my dick can dunk, I guess

>>37985721
hahahahaahh
thats what you get you fucking faggot
>5'7
>narrow shoulders
>skinnyfat
>fat face
>5.5 erect

>>37984069

>ten feet

went to post a reaction image then remembered that I deleted my entire folder yesterday

so just imagine whatever silly reaction face you want.

>>37984069
4 inches is more than enough you size queen

>>37986855
>>37985721

>6 foot
>ugly skin
>overweight
>no facial hair development
>4.5 inch dick
>baby face

atleast im not a manlet

>>37986936
I'm 5'2", have a 3.5" vertical, acne face. But apparently, that's not good enough for these size queens. Spoilt brats: they eat so many bananas that they forget what peanuts taste like.

>>37986855
As a manlet, it wouldn't matter if your dick was 1 inch or 1 foot because you wouldn't get to use it anyways.

>>37984069
>tfw no 10-foot pole vault between my legs

>>37987436
if manlets don't have sex then why do manlets exist

>>37986936
Same but instead I have loads of facial hair that never goes away no matter how close I shave.

>>37985721
>>37986855
>>37986888
>>37986936
>>37987418
>6'0"
>decent skin
>broad build
>average fitness
>babyface
6.5 inch dick

>>37988804
>6'1
>kinda bad skin
>broad build
>average fitness
>chiseled face
>7 inch dick
Hahahah eat shit anon, i'm marginally better than you

>>37988839
send dick pics. for reasons.

>>37988391
>durr short women can't pass their height genes onto their sons
Retarded fag

>>37984069
>women
>paying attention to what they say

>>37984069
>when shes an ugly whore
>when she has a fat bulbous nose
>when she is such a skank that she wears a pink net shirt
>when she thinks her boobs are big but in reality they are saggy and one is bigger than the other

ugly ass girl for sure

Measured dick with string for the first time today. Im barley 5 inches around. Am I doomed?

>>37984069
>When her tits are saggier than Maggie Gyllenhaal's face
>When she pulls out her vag and it's a disease-ridden outie with 4 piercings and a tattoo of some shitty rock band plastered over the entire crotch
>when I vomit in my mouth just imagining this

>>37989592
evolution should have weeded manlets out of the gene pool by now but we've still got both manlets and retards like you

>Imperial measurements
Trash.

>5'9 and have 5x4 inch penis
>believe i'd never get laid and i was doomed
>get my dick sucked in a wendys parking lot and kept making my gf gag

blowjobs overrated anyways the intimate moments of cuddling and being together are better than sex imo