itt your biggest poop height and weight

>>37980838
I can not believe that that came out of a human

>>37980838
>and weight
How am I supposed to weigh my poop?

Plot twist, that's a women's restroom

>>37981755
just scoop it out and throw it on the scale. what, dont you do it every time?

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>>37980838
Jesus Christ anon
I hope you're an anal porn star

>>37981829
wtf, that will make a mess. I thought you meant measure the water level before and after then calculate it somehow.

Can't say it was the biggest one, but a week or so ago at a music festival I took a shit after my acid wore off and t was massive.
Situation really sucked I was receiving attention from A good looking group of Swedish girls and one Australian. I was trying to keep it together thru the shitty acts of Lorde and the wknd. Also it kept me from gettin hard while grinding with one girl. Totally blew it as I normally do. Something always goes wrong
The shitter was air conditioned in the VIP area so a little redemption

>>37981755
>>37981829
No u retards Op meant ur personal height and weight for added imagery

>>37981860
wait so you actually do rub your boner against a girls butt when you're grinding her? That sounds incredibly awkward.

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>>37980838

you forgot to timestamp, newfag

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>>37981755

have precision scale in the bathroom

calculate difference between pre-poop and post-poop

shout your personal records in the Designated Shitting Street later

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i will never forget this turd

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>>37981780

fake and gay.
no used tampon bin there

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>>37981973

I love the sausage-shaped ones

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don't forget to timestamp your art masterpieces!

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>>37980838
how is that thing going to flush?

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I named this "the shy one"

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>>37982022
she didn't flush...she just ran away

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>>37980838

fun fact: the author of that didn't wipe

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Attack of Poo Titans

Read the new sticky.

No selfies op take it to social.

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>>37982074

zooming in the poo

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i don't understand how you can always walk into a public bathroom and find one of these monstrosities

and they never
fucking
wipe

HOW
O
W

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>>37982048
please stomp it down there, i want to see pic related

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>>37982084

sensible kekzozzling

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>>37981968
>>37981939
Is that a fucking organ?

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>>37982103
but from time to time someone wipes

>>37982110
these pictures always fucking scare me

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>>37982155
I agree that a checkered magenta/shinygold poo is a bit scaring

>>37982184
>having a guy stand there instead of just putting down piso mojado signs

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Beautiful

Fucking... beautiful

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I don't have big poop pictures but I have interesting poop pictures

>>37982103
you throw the paper into another toilet so your masterpiece remains uncovered
or use the sink as a bidet

>>37980838
What a disgusting thread, no wonder you guys are all beta virgins. If you Autists are staring at eachothers shit through a fucking monitor its time to reevaluate your life.

>>37980838
This is truly the greatest shitpost

>>37981968
Kek I've had worse my IBD brother. You know its bad when theres only blood and pus that comes out.

>>37980838
op here it wasn't my poop but my clients. he doesn't poop often but when he does... my god. i always make him put on gloves and throw them in the trash cause they don't flush. finally mustered up the courage to take a pic and post one on he internet