Hey femanon wanna party with us?

Translation: Hey, whore, do you wanna get gangbanged in the back of our truck?

>>37979054
Chads are nice guys under their veneer of machismo. Chads can make love to you better than a beta bitch boy.

>>37979210
>Chads are nice guys under their veneer of machismo

They're not manlet Mexicans, they're cool af

>"sorry chad I only like black boys"

>>37979046
whats even the point of living as a introverted manlet when guys like this exist?

>>37979681
Becoming an hero.

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>>37979681
The point is to just be yourself.

>>37979850
>it's illegal to kill this guy
>it's illegal to let him impregnate 300 females and for YOUR taxes to pay for his children
The state is the true ennemy.
Take the anarchistpill

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>>37979046
Shoo, shoo, muscly airheads!
Where are my skeletons at?

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>>37980052
I live in a constant state of fear anorexy and misery nobody misses me

>>37980052
i got you senpai

and this is an original comment i swear

>>37979046
How long does it take to look like that? 5'11 165.

>>37980327
>5'11''
Never going to make it

original now

>>37979210

Kek. They're nice guys in the same girls are who want to friendzone you--after they get what they want from you.

Any other fembots scared of Chads. I get the attraction but, they're just so powerful. They can getaway with doing anything

>>37980327
Im 5'11'' and made it to 190 lbs muscle in a year. Even punched some chads already, shits going pretty well for me lad

>>37980365
Go succ some dicc. Anyone over 5'10'' can make it

>>37979046
>Hey femanon wanna party with us?
Sure. But I'll let you know that I haven't washed my pussy in three weeks and it smells like rotten fish, so don't try anything stupid, silly boys.

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>>37980052
is 140 pounds considered skelly?

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Daily reminder: women who say they aren't attracted to "muscly guys" and prefer fat or skinny are lying and insecure.

>>37980771
Depends on your height

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>>37981070
five nine

>>37979653
I've never seen how a chad responds to this, and I'm genuinely curious to find out now

>>37981119
You're a bit above skelly, you probably have a bit of skinnyfat that makes you not look starving like full on skellies.

>>37980411
What could Chad possibly want from you that would make him go Machiavellian?

>>37980448
I'm scared of them. They're too powerful and they could hurt you, both emotionally and physically
It's not like they'd ever pay attention to me

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>>37981168
good, you skellies are no good and will never appreciate the succulent taste of a triple decker hamburger.

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>>37979046
Damn I wish I was white

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>>37981410
You just have to be yourself hahaha
race doesn't matter lol

>>37981393
I eat tons of great food, but I actually exercise too so I don't end up being a fatass waste of space like yourself.

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dude you just have to believe in yourself and work hard
good looking men weren't born good looking, I think?
well, anywho, just like be yourself and you'll make it xD
hehe, gotta go out with chad now, but just remember what I told you and good luck haha there's someone for everyone hahaha

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>>37981452
Your vegan tofu diet isn't great and neither is your calcium rich body you skeletor reject.

>>37981423
Who is this guy and how do i achieve this body type?

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Hey, bro I heard your depressed or something. I can't remember what stacey told me exactly, she just keeps yapping all day, dumb bitch
but yeah bro just work hard bro, lift and eat well and you'll make it brah

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>>37981510
Dmitriy Vyacheslavovich Klokov, russian olympic weightlifter (former). Just work hard brah hahaha we can all make it, it's not about genetics bro

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just be yourself comrade

>>37981549
Just out of curiosity, what are measurements of both guys shoulders? The left one seems to have narrower shoulders than average

>>37981595
That's my point. The guy on the lift is fucked genetically. No amount of lifting will make him look good. I'd say his shoulders are 13-15", maybe even smaller. The guy on the right 22"+ easily

>>37981165
Something like that happened at my high school, which I overheard in the library.
>"Uh, Chad, I only date black guys lol"
>"I'm black from the waist down ;) ;) ;)"
He wasn't, and from what I remember he was a virgin. He ended up being """suicidal""" because he found out he was sterile, the reasoning for that being that he ""found out"" his parents were brother and sister. He did end up killing himself, but then it actually turned out the man that raised him wasn't his biological father so his parents weren't brother and sister, and I don't know why he was sterile or if he actually was sterile.

>>37981613
>I'd say his shoulders are 13-15", maybe even smaller. The guy on the right 22"+ easily
But both of those are extremes, not average ones.

>>37981509
I can quite literally eat a whole cake and not gain any weight or fat because of my exercise routine. You, on the other hand, would take years and years of eating nothing but celery to lose your hundreds of pounds, and even if you magically managed that you'd still have giant stretch marks and you'd still rebound like the fat fuck you are.

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>>37981704
holy crud it seems like I hit a nerve on ol bag of bones here.
when people talk about their skeletons in their closet, do they mean you?

>>37981041
I'm bisexual and prefer slender men with more female attributes. It doesn't mean I'm insecure; it just means I have preference, anon.

>>37981831
you're a statistical anomaly. why are you even speaking to me?

>>37981704
Same as fuck. I'm 6'0 145 and it takes a shit ton of work to gain weight

middle three on roids, far right is natty

lol

>>37981831
It means you want a woman with a dick. We are talking about women who want men.

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>>37981831
Is the lack of height a female attribute?

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>>37981648
That shit was wild

>>37979046
>pecs are small but they have no body fat so they looks big
Pathetix

They look like rapists.

>>37981831
am bearmode of a man.
where can i find hot androgynous into pegging?
I can only be muscular or fat, twinkmode will never be an option :(

>>37982531
Look at how wide their frame is though

>>37979850
That guy was so fucking horrible in the TLC show. He should just stick with being a model.

>>37981041
dork girls that grow up to be feminists and study english and live as a hipster, work writing for some clickbait blog and have a snarky twitter.
always clashed with chads growing up, convinces self they like josh, cheats on josh with chad

No, you're too attractive to have a genuine interest in spending time with me.

You're asking me to join you as a joke.

>>37982677
Carrie was just a film, chill out. bucket of pigsblood is unrelated

>>37981831
wow shut the fuck up you dumb bitch. I'm bisexual too, but that's not my fucking justification for liking skinny MEN. You probably think you're so clever, comparing them to women, but if you ever said that to a guy's face he'd dump you. But no, let's watch you have an easy life and bang whoever the fuck you want because you're a dumb roastie stacy. Get the fuck off of my board. I like skinny guys because they're fun to cuddle and I like the look of a narrow torso, and hipbones. Not because they remind me of women. I even like crossdressing, but not because it makes me think they're women. I hope you get hit by a truck today or a plane flies into your house you degenerate ugly piece of shit

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>>37981781
>I'm completely incapable of engaging in any discussion because I have an all consuming need to think everyone is triggered by everything I say

>>37981231
What if I told you I'm a Chad myself and I've been looking for a depressed female piece of trash for years? Stacey is no good, her poci too clean for me. Also, you have to buy Stacey expensive shit and I ain't nobody s parent