>I have fallen in love with a lesbian girl JUST

>>37975772
lesbian is just advanced tsundere

>>37975772
She just needs a good dicking

>originally

>>37975772
Iktf. Even my current gf is bi and I fear that some obnoxious lesbian is going to squeeze her way in between us because they're incredibly lonely.

weezer - pink triangle

>>37975854
I've been listening to is for past few days

Weezer - Only in Dreams

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>tfw lesbian and fell in love with my straight best friend (female)

I have truly made a mistake

Were you as good as married in your mind?

Married in your mind's no good.

Dykes should be put on spikes

>>37975772

Just tie her down and give her some electroshock therapy to correct the flow in her broken brain. Cheapest way is to get a car battery, and shock her temples a bit.

No lesbo is really THAT gay anyway. They just have too many negative thoughts about men, and need to have their brain cleaned up a bit.

>tfw think i'm lesbian but no girls are interested in me

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>>37976233
Iktf
orgnanolo

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>I have fallen in love with a trap
Why am I still alive

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>I have fallen in love with a dead murderer

there's no helping it, better kill myself

>lesbian
Doesn't exist.

gay guys can fuck gay girls r-right?
>this is definitely how it works

>>37976233
No girl is straight
They're all either bi or straight up lesbian
Go for it

>>37977449
This.

Woman just want attention and they'll put up any act to get it.

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>>37975772
....
I found out last year that my mom was a lesbian until she met my dad.
She had a GF in HS and then one as a college freshman, then as a sophomore she met my dad, fell in love, and married him.
I saw an old picture from one of mom's albums or they wouldn't have told me.
Mom said that she was confused, looking for love, and found men weak until she met my dad (who was a soldier). She told me that once she met a real man, she never looked back.
I asked dad, he just said,
>"Full truth? She had a fair amount of experience yet was a virgin. I won twice. What really happened? Older dykes took advantage of her and none of the boys she knew ever tried to make a move."
so - there's hope for you

I'M DONE SHE'S A LESBIAN

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>>37975772
me to famalam.

It's really not so bad. She doesn't really care that I like her and she changes with me in the room.

We used to spoon sometimes but I'm not allowed to any more because I guess I felt her up in my sleep once. I don't remember doing that.

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>>37975772
Happened to me. I confessed and we even had a date, but she dismissed it for a woman . I raged furiously for a week

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Iktf OP
>be me
>a new girl joins my program in school 1 year below me
>give her a tour of the department and make her laugh at some dumb joke
>wow this is going well
>ask her for coffee
>she makes some excuse >at least I have the dignity to brush it off without spilling spaghetti
>time goes by
>next semester, have class project with a different girl
>we get along pretty ok
>start to ask her out to one of my favorite bakeries
>different classmate kicks my shins under the table
>what the fuck did I do?
>classmate says he'll tell me later
Apparently those two girls were dating each other. tfw I asked out both girls in a lesbian relationship without knowing either of them were lesbian. I guarantee they made fun of me while having sex together.

Not exactly emasculating, but it's an abstract kind of feel.

>>37975791
>lesbian is just advanced tsundere
Oh fuck I had never think of that before.
Thanks to enlighten me anon

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>>37975772
IM DUMB SHE'S A LESBIAN

IF EVERYONES A LITTLE QUEER CANT SHE BE A LITTLE STRAIGHT

>>37975772
George i didnt know you would fall so low you cuckold, and we warned you

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>>37977386
me too... quite pathetic

>>37976233
This, it's the worst of feels

>>37975772
Just become a girl OP

would you characterize the state of being married in your mind as no good?

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>>37975772
Iktf all too well op. Let's do our best, ok?

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>>37977567

I will go for it, but only if she makes a move first. I really love having her as my friend so the last thing I would wanna do is creep her out if she isn't into me.

>tfw sleeping in the same bed as her

>>37982147
Show her what she's been missing...

>>37982147
Let her know you're in heat. Have your vaginal fluids leak out on her bed.

>>37975772
river cumeo pls go

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i have fallen in love with a girl who transferred out of my school and hated me