Transformers 5

>>37975457
>get to be Marky Mark while carrying around a sword that can tank a full hit from a giant robot, have alien car sidekick, loli Mexican sidekick, giant handcannon, etc.

This movie was shit but wish fulfillment at its finest.

>>37975747

I thought it was the best Transformers movie. Good pacing and just did what it did best, robot action. That and Latina loli gets me harder than a rock

>>37976091
Megatron got like 5 mins of screen time.
Nemesis Prime thing lasted like 5 minutes. Optimus got a total of like 10 mins of screen time. There really wasn't even good robot action. To much of the movie was just wasted on sitcomy moments. I felt like nothing happened. The first movie was good. The second was shit but had really good fights. The third could have been broken into three movies that would have been good. All the ideas were good, just too much too fast. I refuse to acknowledge the fourth. And this one had Megatron looking the coolest he has ever looked.

>>37976091
>>37976344
Also I did enjoy Optimus relieving Megatron of a limb for the 5th time.

>>37976344
I'm with you. The first was best, 2nd shit, 3rd shit, 4th a joke, and this one barely even counts because so little happened. I like marky mark better than lebuff but I'm questioning why I keep going to see these things