tell me about your friends /r9k/, or the ones you wish you had

>>37975164
What's it like to have friends? What do you do with them?

We drink beer, eat food and watch some stuff on youtube. Its a simple frienship.

>>37975164
i just want a freind who can lie under the stars with at night and chill and that would be enough

>>37975164
i dont even have friends on the internet anymore

>tfw can't make internet friends

They either turn out to be a super normie who makes fun of me, or they turn out to be a completely bitter and unpleasant robot who just complains about everything and I don't want more of that in my life.

>>37975205
What kind of stuff do you watch?

>>37975205
this guy clearly has not got friends

They are loud, we share almost no interests, and occcasionally funny. They invite me to hang out with them all the time but I literally mever want to

t. not a failed normie

>>37975238
Some animated stuff like psychopebbles? Oneyng and such.
>>37975257
What do you mean? Not every friendship has to be complex.

>>37975164
I have basically three friends that enjoy my company.
first is a rockabilly type person that is very rough around the edges. Drinks a lot, promiscuous, and enjoys very 'manly' things like cars.. and alcohol.
second friend is a large gay person from Bosnia, he is nice but a bit too on with his sexuality at times.
third is a muslim who is sort of devout, no alcohol, no drugs, no crime.

all of them are really nice people whom i've connected with somehow, funny thing is if they were to meet each other though.

>>37975164
Hang out together, watch anime and movies, talk about ourselves, eat together, sleep in the same bed sometimes, make out and fuck sometimes, you know, the usual shit.

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>>37975164
I can't even come up with friends, fucking end me.

I have 5 friends
>first one introduced me to literally all of them through a DnD group, even though he's got a little bit of every mental disability
>other dude is full-on normie bro
>third friend is first dude's little sister who reminds me of myself when I was her age (meaning overly sarcastic and angry 24/7)
>fourth friend is this girl who talks at a mile a minute and has some questionable interests
>fifth friend is a girl who is somehow more innocent then aforementioned little sister, a lot of shit goes right over her head. Also, lots of medical issues but still easily 8/10

get me get uuuuuuuuuuuuuh one friend pls

>>37975164
I have 3 "main friends." It feels like each of us have our own characteristic, that the others are lacking. Which is why it probably works.
>Tim: The normie of the group. He's generally successful and is married to my younger sister. Ol' boy's a little narrow minded, but determined when he has a goal.
>Tj: The black friend, the hype man, the life of the group. He keeps us "young" and reminds us how to let loose. Nigga is hilarious.
>Jim: The rage of my posse. He's super impulsive and does/gets what he wants. He's my good friend, but also my irl rival. He pushes us to better ourselves.
Then there is me. I'm the observer of the group. I keep everyone in check, with realistic outcomes to the shit that we do. I'm like the wise man or something.