MBTI Thread

INFJ RCOAI 5w4 sp/sx reporting in.

Is it true that being INFJ is playing life on Dante Must Die mode?

>>37972905
Dante is an ENTP

>>37972905
some INFJs are able to become normies but all of them go through depression. it's one of the worst types to be and probably one of the more common ones on this board.

Just a quick question: Why do some people on this board hate Socionics with a passion? It's not a big jump from MBTI cognitive function theory at all.

>>37973172
So how hard is ENTP if Dante is one?

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ISTP represent.

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This is an INTJ bully-free zone!
No bullying INTJ allowed beyond this point!

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>>37972834
ENFP-A

Am I a normie?

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>>37972834
I get ISTP/J is that good or bad?

>>37972834
INTJ (though I'm very obviously an ISTJ) and RLOEI reporting, aka maximum autism.

>>37973676
Even most INTPs out in the real world have some degree of success in their lives, it's just that they're more inclined towards being fuck-ups.

Judge it for yourself. Maybe you were meant to be a normie, but screwed up somewhere.

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Please do actual cognitive function tests
>http://keirsey.jung.test.typologycentral.com/
and
>http://keys2cognition.com/explore.htm
Correlation between big 5 type and mbti
Dont forget to vote your type and gender
>https://strawpoll.com/b8wxc5r

>>37973741
No, but the thing is, I used to be like an INFP or somewhere along those lines. Recently I've gotten more friends, and become more happy. I think it's because I've stopped jerking off, idk.

I'm almost certainly what would be considered a normie now, but I didn't used to be.

>>37973687
You're one or the other

im wondering

are there any Intuitives that have a high paying job, stable happy family, trusted friends, goes to social events here and there and is well adapted to society? if yes, do you feel dead yet?

>>37974294
ENxP here (pretty sure I was an F before but may have been calloused into a T)

No, yes, yes, yes, yes.

And I am dead inside.

what is an ideal partner for an INTJ?

>>37974326
ENxP

ENTP is easier, but ENFP is probably more rewarding/fruitful in the long run.

>>37974323
>ENxP
you are hardly an intuitive, boy

and by family i meant a one that you are not the kid, you know

>>37974326
INTJ here, my ideal partner is a double barrel shotgun

>>37974440
give address

i will bring the extra bullets

>>37974544
you might have to cross the ocean

>>37974562
oh?

thats good then. ill go with drowning. heard it gives your lungs a momentarily epiphany

Why people hate ISTJ?
I'm INTJ and I would love to work/follow shedule as hard as an ISTJ.
No matter how hard I try I will always waste part of my day on useless shit

Do you guys know any good test that an idiot like me can answer easily? I tried taking a MBTI test before and I couldn't understand most of the questions because my english vocabulary isn't that big (I tried googling the words I don't understand but the questions were still very confusing). I can't get an accurate result because of this.

>>37973746
intp rluei 5w6
never
had
a
chance

ISFP here what does this mean
I don't wanna be fucking Kevin Costner or Avril Lavigne

>>37974363
>you are hardly an intuitive, boy
don't be a moron

>and by family i meant a one that you are not the kid, you know
so did I

>>37974716
ISTJs can be grating, especially if you're a P. They're usually sticklers for the rules and order and tend to conflate an inability or unwillingness to adhere to both as a personal affront.

>>37974850
>don't be a moron
no, really

>so did I
thats nice.

>>37974928
Why ask the question if you're just going to be a touchy little faggot when someone gives you an answer you don't like?

>ENFP
>NeFiTeSi
>ENTP
>NeTiFeSi
>not intuitive
l to the mao

>>37974952
chill bro. dont act like a sensor

>>37974983
Most people in these threads don't know what they're talking about. They just know their type and want any opportunity to prove it's better than other types.

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>Bitter and apathetic ENTP
>Slowly alienating my normie friends by vocalising my opinions without shame or hesitation regardless of how they make others feel
>Pushing them away by reacting to almost everything with quips and a glib attitude, regardless of severity because I genuinely don't care about most anything
>Disillusioned with social interaction in general as well as the cruelty and selfishness of people as a whole and especially romance
>Have never had a girlfriend, have only ever had one woman fuck me willingly, the rest were prostitutes.
>Becoming so numb I can feel it in my body
>Still able to laugh and joke and be sociable/funny in any social setting despite the fact that I may literally be losing my mind and my humanity

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>37974840
>what does this mean
You're a person who values aesthetics and is guided by inner moral values. That makes you more likely to use drugs for self-discovery.

>>37975224
know this feel fellow ENTP

>>37973645
intj is the worst kind of person. really they're all awful.

most dating profiles, on okc women, are intj

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gentlemen, how do we fix the intp?

>>37975550
By introducing ai powered companionship.

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>>37975550
and state mandatory alms for philosophers

>>37975550
I suggest pumping them full of amphetamine to help with the lack of motivation and anxiolytics to help with the crushing generalized anxiety. A loli pleasurebot would be a much welcome substitute for social interaction.

>>37975550
buy them a plane ticket to some south american shithole where they can assume their rightful place as shamans and hermits.

>>37975702
>INTP
>shamans
They dont believe in anything magical.

>>37975702
i'm an intp in a south american shithole
life is hell

I still have no idea If Im sensor or intuitive
On one side I'm much more future oriented - usually I will sacrifice present for better future
often I will get general idea quickly and stop caring about details(even if it's something as important as moving to another country)
On the other hand I hate "artsy" things, I can talk all day about unsure possibilites in subjects I like but I can't describe painting or something like that

INFP "Questor" and RLOAI "Inquisitive"

Fear my autism, for it knows no bounds

>>37976106
>I still have no idea If Im sensor or intuitive
Just do cognitive functions test

>>37972834
ENTJ SLOEI

>>37973746
That's funny. I always end up being friends with the first four most common types

>>37976117
HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS I GOT THE SAME!!!!

>>37976265
>HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS
C R I N G E

Where's that ENFP or whatever girl from the few days ago that watched Hyouka and wanted a boyfriend

Still asking this

>>37974737
You mean English isn't your mother tongue or that you are retarded?

>>37976400
English isn't my mother tongue you retard.

>>37976331
Are you actually expecting something serious to come out of this?

>>37976907
Eh, not really. oregano

>>37973746
ENTP 6w5 SLUEN - Here almost every thread, ain't going anywhere.

>There are INFP females in this thread
W-what are you doing here?

ENFJ - SCOAI

>>37977209
>ENFJ
Arent you a bit too normie for this board?

>INTP - RCUEI

Am I fucked?

>>37977285
Eh. Still a robot deep down

>>37977363
>Eh. Still a robot deep down
What do you mean? Are you a cyborg?

>>37977407
I live a pretty normie life, but I still end up back here to lurk

>>37977486
>I live a pretty normie life, but I still end up back here to lurk
But why? I mean you're a pretty successful guy, there's nothing here for you except depression and misery.

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INTP every time I take a test.

Can someone redpill me on INFJ please ?

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>>37977810
>Can someone redpill me on INFJ please ?
There you go

>>37977864
That's INTJ. INFJ is the opposite.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13292322
http://www.strawpoll.me/13292322
http://www.strawpoll.me/13292322


EVERYONE VOTE.
This is for /r9k/

>>37977983
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13292322
There's already one strawpoll

>>37975224
dis me :---D

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>>37972834
ESTP here
How's it going virgins?
;)

>>37973746
damn look at those INTPs.
We are the majority

>>37977983
>>37973746
HMMMM.
Okay.
I guess I'll use both

>>37978040
>I paid a hooker to let me have sex with her once
>t. ESTP

>>37978047
>We are the majority
Yeah, because INTP are bad at connecting with people hence they're virgins.

INTP reporting in.
Ready for duty

>>37977864
Your pic is one of the robot series of personalities, being one of them, that picture hurts to look at because it relates to me too much

>>37972834
The way they sort those with the "dominant finctions" is such horseshit. I've gotten both INTP and INFP a bunch of times from taking many tests. A person can both think and feel strongly, they're not mutually exclusive

>>37978090
You cant even get that much action

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I finished the test a couple of years ago and I got INFJ-T. Did the test again out of curiosity and got ESTJ-A.

Is it normal for personalities to just change?

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http://www.celebritytypes.com/personality-tests.php

https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test

http://richardstep.com/richardstep-strengths-weaknesses-aptitude-test/free-aptitude-test-find-your-strengths-weaknesses-online-version/

These tests are breddy gud, and are breddy spot on

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>>37978321
If only there was a test to see how much you GET

>>37978311
>Is it normal for personalities to just change?
16 personalities tests are crap.

>>37978311
When you're young yeah it's totally possible. After 22 or so it should be pretty cemented though

>>37978311
You pretty much have to do multiple tests to get down what you're seen as; just a couple slightly different questions change tons of shit, and they never ask what they needed, and should have

>>37978413
I turned 18 this March

>>37978426
You're a tiny baby man still

>>37978426
Your 'personality' can't change, simply because you ain't got one yet Yugiboy

Introverted and intellectually curious

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>TFW INTP
>TFW Partially INFP
>TFW A.D.D
>TFW AvDP

>ywn be able to trust or have a real loving relationship
>ywn be able to have one night stands
>ywn become comfortable with intimacy
>ywn fully express the ideas in your head through art or writing
>ywn even be accepted on 4chan
>ywn see your oneitis of 4 years again so you can be friends from a comfortable distance but still spend time together and become content with never truly being with her

>tfw also black
>tfw also manlet
>tfw also babyface

is there any worse combination of accumulated feels?

>>37973741
INTP here. Going to a top tier engineering university, wealthy parents, and decently attractive.

However, I'm also addicted to alcohol and have serious weed dependence to the point where I'm sure no woman will want to be with me for very long. Can i still be successful anons?

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INTP, Sometimes ISTJ for some reason?

RLOEI.

And that strawpoll is what I would expect for arcanine.

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>withdrawn, loner, moody, dislikes crowds, avoidant, not big on fun, socially unskilled, not that interested in others, overwhelmed by unpleasant feelings frequently, depressed, requires lots of time alone to recharge, socially awkward, hard to get to know, feels defective, averse to change, low self confidence, dislikes small talk, dislikes touchy feely types, private, not prone to complimenting others, driven by own personal gain, pessimistic, self absorbed, indifferent to the feelings of others, does not easily forgive, inflexible, skeptical, embarrassed easily, tense, lower energy level, attracted to things associated with sadness, very suspicious of others, does not believe in human goodness, interested in intellectual pursuits, does not put the welfare of others ahead of self, lonely, not known for generosity, unadventurous, doubting, quick to judge others, discontent, hard to understand, wounded at the core, believes in a logical answer for everything, worrying, uncooperative, agnostic/atheist tendencies, has anxiety, not physically affectionate with most people, feels second place is not good enough, frustrated when people don't live up to expectations

AHHHHGHH

>get an intense feeling of self-hatred every few months and completely change my personality and start hating my previous behaviour, opinions, tastes etc
Am I mentally ill or what?

Who here ENTP-A

Originale Contentus

>"im too lazy to import tensorflow so do my work for me"

KYS(Kill yourself)

>>37978426
you're a cute baby lmao

>>37979307
>>37979309
so you guys are INTPs too then?

i don't get the self hatred except every 2 years or so. am i less fucked?

>>37978040
Attractive INTP here; I stopped hooking up with random girls after my last relationship but once in a while I still get the urge to find a nice qt with big tits and fuck her for a night. On that note, any other NTs who are sociable but rarely socialize? Good with women but only hookup when you're feeling absolutely desperate/depressed?

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>RLUEI
>avoidant, withdrawn, not usually happy, does not believe in human goodness, loner, moody, avoids crowds, depressed, overwhelmed by unpleasant feelings frequently, agnostic/atheistic tendencies, unsure where life is going, impatient, avoids eye contact, does not think things work out for the best, discontent, negative, suspicious of others, uncooperative, socially uncomfortable, hard to get to know, not punctual, low self confidence, pessimistic, lonely, does not finish work on time, does not like to lead, attracted to things associated with sadness, ambivalent about the problems of others, feels defective, fears failure, often bored, ambivalent about the suffering of others, unproductive, avoids unnecessary interaction, easily frustrated, does not finish many things, lower energy level, focuses on fantasies instead of reality, ambivalent about the needs of others, easily annoyed, rarely prepared, disorganized, quiet around strangers, slow to forgive, hard to understand, not that interested in others, skeptical, wounded at the core, self absorbed

You think they'd come up with at lease one nice thing to say

>>37979769
>so you guys are INTPs too then?
I'm a bland, irrational retard who fakes hobbies and interests. I doubt I'm an INTP or any "smart" type for that matter. Test says INFP, but I dunno.

Why do you hate yourself though, anon? INTP seems like one of the best types.

>>37979829
fuck dude. this is me. even when i meet a nice qt that i might even want to date, not seeing her for even a few days basically kills the feels off for me somehow.

i only have friends because people hit me up to hang out but whatever

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INTP here and im officially tired of factorio. What to do in this lonely night bots?

>>37979910
im sorry man but read some of the other replies. threads like these have only confirmed my suspicion that intp is the worst personality type.

it's not always self hatred, but about half the time it is. the other half i look back with fondness on the times i had when i was basically another person.

maybe it's the aspergers but every once in a while i just get an idea in my head that i should be a certain way and then i mold myself to it. when i ran track in high school i became exactly like everyone on my team.

when i went to college i decided i had to be preppy and started wearing vineyards vines and ralph lauren and shit for some reason i don't even understand. now i believe it kinda makes me look like a rich faggot.

right now i'm in the process of turning into a massive stoner. i already smoke all the weed, but i'm too clean cut for people to expect me to smoke weed. i don't want to look homeless or smell bad or anything, i just want my initial vibe to be "looser" i guess.

i think all of this stems from a desire to be the best version of myself that i can be, and be as appealing to other people as possible, so that it's easier for me to have fun times and sometimes take advantage of others.

or i could just be mentally ill. idk

>>37980047
get this reddit spacing outta here

>>37979929
>not seeing her for even a few days basically kills the feels off for me somehow.
Same. It's like, all or nothing. And if you choose nothing, there's no point in wishing you did the opposite. I wonder how people have "crushes" and shit like that, or how they can "long" for people and keep thinking about them after a certain amount of time. Maybe it's because their emotions are stronger, or because they have consistent emotions at all.

>>37972834
MBTI gave me

Extroversion || 10%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 52%
Emotional Stability |||||| 26%
Accommodation |||| 18%
Inquisitiveness |||||||||||| 42%


Big 5 gave me an ISTJ

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anyone who would like to befriend an intp?

>>37980047
>every once in a while i just get an idea in my head that i should be a certain way and then i mold myself to it.
Fuck, man, I do this too. Although I don't usually copy people I hang out with, unless they really impress me. I've never had a constant " identity." I can't answer most of the questions in that test thingy because I always force myself to act a certain way, and now I don't know what my real self would do in most situations. For example, I've been pretending I'm very tough and emotionless for months, and I only recently remembered that I'm actually a huge pussy and a pushover.

Is this a Ne thing? Sorry, I don't know much about this stuff, but I'm curious.

>>37980047
INTPs are chameleons, man. We fit in with people without really changing who we are, just how we act and appear. If we knew who we were maybe we'd pick something based on that, but since we don't even care about expressing who we are there's really no need to look or act a certain way that we feel really "defines" us.

>>37980292
damn...this spoke to me. the things that kinda hurts about it is when i'm appearing one way sometimes i'll think "wow this is awesome. i wanna do this type of stuff forever". and then a year or two later i'll look back and be like "i was such a fucking faggot back then and everyone else thought so" even though i don't truly believe it

>tfw ENTP
>can't get into autistic stuff because they lack the human element
>can't get into normie stuff because still too robot

>>37980906
>tfw INTP
>can't get into anything because it's too much effort

>>37980906
I am exactly the same

Theodosian Original

>>37979887
big 5 is a spook. it's specifically formulated to paint some types in a negative light with the justification that 'mbti was designed to make everyone happy with their type to make it more marketable'. so basically: 'mbti has it all wrong dude. they just want your money. not like us. we tell it to you like it is... ps. give us money'

>the majority of /r9k/ are INTx
Let that sink in. Imagine if our society suddenly had the same distribution of personality types. Humanity would die out within two generations but we'd probably leave a flag on the surface of Proxima Centauri b before then.

>>37978047
>tfw uncommon personality type makes up the majority on this board
really makes you think huh, we were basically predestined to be fuck ups

>>37980047
>i think all of this stems from a desire to be the best version of myself that i can be
swear intps get this feeling a lot. ironic seeing as we're by far the most pathetic group

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>>37973746
First link is shit imo. The way the questions are asked you are forced to say things you don't mean. It's easily possible to agree with all four options equally, yet you have to mark one as "least like me". This happened to me a lot. The resulting priorities don't ring true either.

Second test was less of a pain to answer and the results sound more like me. INTJ, Ni, Te, Improviser, strong feels.

What's this RLblabla test all about? What does that add if I already have all of the above?

>>37980953
>tfw INTP and have OCD
>tfw literally paralysed by indecision
>can't start anything because I need to do everything in an orderly and structured manner
>literally can't even listen to music because i have to work through an artists entire discography

>a cute but extremely edgy girl shows me a video of some kid getting beheaded
>start crying
>she gives me a look of disgust and disappointment
>cry even harder
who else /infp/ here?

>>37978091
actually I could have lost my virginity last year. I chose not to because of religion

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>>37981485
I used to be like you.
But then I became INTP and now I'm a tiny bit edgy myself

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>>37981485
>he didn't get desensitized by early /b/

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>>37981458
>tfw INFP
>tfw your life is an endless swing between extreme joy and extreme sadness that may change at any time

>>37980047
Only one letter different from INTJ, yet you guys are complete aliens to me. I get some of the autistic shit, like
>>37981458
having to listen to all of an artist's music. As a teenager I was kind of like that. But other than that, damn, you guys have it way harder than I ever did. I feel like a total Chad when I read some of these posts.

>>37981541
Early /b/ would traumatize me for at least a month whenever I tried browsing it, so I avoided it and only browsed /mu/. I hate myself so much.

>>37981525
>INTP
>edgy
you're still an INFP and you're trying to bury your feelings, but all you're doing is being more aggressive. if you were INTP you still wouldn't care one way or the other, you'd just find a beheading "interesting".

>>37981624
When I (INFP) was a child I used to get traumatize by lots of things, even those that others didn't find scary. Now I don't but if I see something disturbing it remains in my mind for one or two days

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>Avoidant personality disorder
>addicted to avoiding every possible thing from events, to people to eating to my family

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>>37980447
>and then a year or two later i'll look back and be like "i was such a fucking faggot back then and everyone else thought so"
Please get out of my head thanks

>realize that my strongest are Si, Fe, Ne, Ti, but can't figure out a good order/typing
>TiNe (INTP) doesn't match my thinking, tbqh
>SiFe (ISFJ) likes the "known" too much, and I don't match their preference for daily/needed annoyances like showers
>FeSi (ESFJ) is WAY too feely
>NeTi (ENTP) is fairly perfect from what I can tell

Well, at least I'm slightly normier than INTPs...

INTPs have a completely unhinged and neurotic drive towards perfection, but their idea of perfection excludes literally every single trait considered desireable by normies. INTPs at their most generous are perceived by normies as heartless, robot-like, cruel and threatening. They think they're doing people a favour by wanting to correct their moronic opinions, but normies see it as an all-out assault on their very core of existence. Normies cannot separate ideas from people. If you tell them their idea is bad, they almost literally hear you saying that they are bad. Naturally what the INTPs will gather from such an interaction is that their strongest assets are actually a burden and that no good deed goes unpunished. I propose that every single last normie should die screaming and begging for a swifter death.

>>37981664
sorry but I am 67% thinking.
I became a little less feeling.
My personality as would definitely be INFP if I went on HRT

>>37978173
Was about to post this, I've taken the test a few times and I'm always either getting INFP or INTP

>>37981907
are you over 22?
It becomes cemented at 22

INTP here, havent had a suicidal thought in 5 minutes, AMA.

>>37979309
>only personality is creating new personalities in order to release old personalities that where created to erase other personalities

ENTP reportin in

>>37981876
I share your sense of justice. No good deed should go unpunished

>>37981859
ENTJ here. Are you kinky and perverted af? The J in mine is almost in the middle and could be P as well. I am kinky af and have heard pretty much every ENTP has tons of fetishes. Is that true for you as well?

>>37981878
These horoscopes for nerds are useless because someone with 51% thinking will get the same type as someone with 99% thinking and by that retarded logic their personalities should be the same.

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>>37981948
What do you get out of lying on an anonymous imageboard?

>>37981986
Sexual gratification

>>37981948
if you could transform into something what would it be and why is it an atom bomb?

>>37981962
>>37981978
So, how about you?

>>37982018
Actually, it would be a black hole, so that even the cockroaches would fucking die.

>>37981948
also INTP. are the majority of your suicidal thoughts serious? like are you really on the verge of ending your life regularly. don't get me wrong, i have these thoughts occasionally where i really do wish death on myself, but the majority of my suicidal thoughts are kinda like irony but in my own head. like i'll be cracking open a beer and it foams up a bunch and gets on me and i'll get sticky and think "please god just end my pathetic existence" before moving on to some other train of thought. i don't really wish for this though, i just think it. it's almost funny to me and i do it often.

>>37982043
It depends on how I feel. There have been days I wrote notes and loaded a gun, but backed out like a pussy at the last second. Id say 80% of the time its just a passive longing for death.

>>37981948
Are you RLUEI?

>>37981554
lel this is called bipolar disorder, your inferior personality lacks analytical nature, chump

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>>37982040
true INTP detected.
Wouldn't mind transforming with you

>>37982067
Too lazy to take that test.

If INTP is about thinking and INFP is about feeling why do INTPs feel so suicidal?

>>37982068
Lol shut up man you didn't even study MBTI, if you did you wouldn't claim a personality is worst than another

>>37982043
You don't realize that those feelings of suicide are associated with the mirth of irony because you take pleasure in the thoughts of death, and your suicidal thoughts are at severe risk of getting worse as a result.

>grew out of INTP at 17
A curse but mostly a gift
If you could swap one part of your MBTI which one would it be?

>that feel when something sparks just enough of your enthusiasm before shooting you down that your newly found bit of energy is immediately transformed into suicidal ideation

>>37982133
>your suicidal thoughts are at severe risk of getting worse as a result

You say this as if it's a bad thing.

>ENFP tranny
hmmmmmm

>>37982133
haha this couldn't be more true. even though i'm supposed to be unfeeling, it would hurt me too much to get professional help and i would never feel normal again if i had to.

believe it or not, i would prefer to just live like this, because i know i am too much of a pussy to even TRY, and the not caring about whether i live or die makes it easier to deal with things mentally and emotionally when things don't go my way.

>>37982125
Because thoughts make you miserable, not actions and emotions. If your emotions are at fault, it's gotta be chemical or something. But a normal, working organism -- why would it be laid out for misery? It's destructive and prohibits growth. You can only guide your brain into that by thinking too much in negative ways.

>>37982144
Torn between becoming eithwr E or J. I want to get better around people, but I also need organization in my life

Someone >>37978311
personality is just a learned behavior. It stops changing when your brain finishes developing and your mental behaviors become routine to conserve energy

>>37982144
As an INTP, ENTP, because I don't want to change who I am that much and extraversion is by far the most useful of the 8 traits.

>>37982194
Actually, stupid thoughts make you miserable. Cognitive Appraisal theory

>>37982188
you're the biggest slut there ever was aren't you?
I bet you fucked everyone except the robots in highschool. Sucking off all the chads right?
What's a roastie like you doing on /r9k/?

>>37982255
>homeschooled all my life
>have literally never even kissed anybody
also transitioning made me 100% into girls

>>37982144
whatever helps me be happy with being a simple sheep that does what he's told.
Being INTP with only 111 IQ is suffering.
My personality is for geniuses but my genes aren't. A guy who thinks he's smart is the worst

>>37982276
then how did you get the slut personality?
You must be delusional and sheltered.

>>37981978
not him but I'm an ENTP female and I have an abnormally high sex drive and am into a lot of kinky shit. Idk if sexual preferences have much to do with personality types though.

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>>37982125
All types are capable of both using logic and feeling emotion. INTP just prefers to base decisions off their own logical system, while INFP bases them off their values. I'm an INFP, so I can't speak for INTP, but it would make sense that they can be upset at feeling disconnected from society (especially with inferior Fe) while still preferring to make most decisions based on logic.

Also, while I can't find many sources for this, each type has a "Role Function" that they use to deal with social situations, and INTP uses Fi for this.
https://homeofmbti.tumblr.com/post/137972267074/what-the-shadow-functions-actually-do-according

>>37982304
idk
probably showing my ass to a few dozen trannies

>>37982239
ENTP-A here. Nobody around me is at my level of skill in rhetoric or articulation, and my capacity for discussion allows me to make excellent use of others as sources of inspiration and information. As an ENTP, your ability to engage in critical thinking is multiplied by 1000 when you enter a debate or discussion. When the pressure is on to perform, ENTP's thrive in intellectual gymnastics. I constantly impress myself with my insight and articulations, and it has resulted in tremendous social success and confidence. ENTP = Master Race

>>37982315
>enfp and possibly nympho

>>37982341
I've posted my body except face+penis on /r9k/.
And I'm INTP. Well..

>>37982361
i used to slutpost here before i started hrt
i became much more discerning once i actually gave a shit about my body

RLUEI INTP, am I cool yet anons?

Are personalities genetic or environmental?

INFJust here. Have always felt empathetic to others and love giving advice. One of my favorite things is when people ask for my advice/suggestion/opinion. I can also read people fairly easily through little ticks and habits they do unknowingly.
Anyone got shit they're going through?

>>37981978
>Is that true for you as well?
Yeah, I'm >>37981859 and have a fair amount of fetishes.

A lot of them, mind you, are closer to vanilla than full-on degeneracy/BDSM, but they're something beyond the norm, yeah.

>>37975550
leave us and our vices alone

>>37982554
eh same.
I'm limbic as well.
It's not that cool desu. It's normal on this site

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>>37973746
Can someone please interpret my results? Is this typical or atypical?

>>37982190
If you are going to rely on logic and identify yourself by that reliance, don't be such a sentimental bitch about medicine. Anti-depressants work fucktard. >>37982562

HOW DO WE FIX THE INTP.
IF something good happens, I just say "ok" and then move on to the next pursuit.
If something bad happens, I take a blow to head like someone just punched me hard.
It's like I can't be happy for some reason

INFP RLOAI here
Ive lost a lot of my old idealism lately though, and honestly were it not for my parents Id probably off myself

>>37982562
About half is pure genetics iirc, identical twin studies say

Why am I INTP despite how I see myself as a pretty good judge?
I think I'd pass around fair judgement to whoever deserves it. But I am still INTP not INTJ. I don't get it.
The closest I can be to another type is INFP

>>37977506
Aren't ENTJs, ENxPs a bit autistic? I think it's somewhat feasible that deep down they have the same problems/insecurities as the rest of us

>>37979218
Pretty much where I am heading, being too reliant on alcohol lately because I don't get out much. I am pretty talented at all of the stem subjects so I probably wont be a complete fuck up

>>37982755
J is judging not justice/ fairness, it's seeing the world in black and white

>>37982702
Just accept that you were never meant to be happy and start your descent into suicidal depression like the rest of us.

>>37982125
It's because the INTP's least developed function is extraverted feeling, which is normally suppressed by their primary function - introverted thinking - to an extreme degree. You rely on cool calculated thinking to get you through life and suppress your emotions as irrelevant, so once you're pushed past your breaking point and there's no room left for sweeping your emotions under the rug, you have the same capacity of dealing with your emotions as a three year old because those skills are left suppressed and undeveloped both consciously and subconsciously. Another factor is that an INTP's sense of self-worth revolves around how competent they think they are and nobody knows your inadequacies as well as yourself. While some personalities can think 'people love me for being me' or 'people love me unconditionally', INTPs - INTP-Ts in particular - think 'people love me as long as I can show that I'm hypercompetent. I'm worthless if I can't prove my worth'. That of course places intense constant pressure on them if they don't learn not to give a fuck like INTP-A, or it makes them excessively rely on their tertiary function - introverted sensing - to retreat inwards, give up, accept being a failure and avoid being challenged ever again, which only exacerbates their suppressed feelings of inadequacy with which they aren't mentally equipped to deal with.

Ironically the more neurotic INTP-Ts are better geared towards success at work or school, but they'll probably blow their brains out before they turn 50 if they don't turn into complete shut-ins or if they don't develop INTP-A traits by learning to rely on their auxiliary function - extraverted intuition. Ne and Si push you in opposite actions: Ne makes you feel complete and happy when you try out new things and challenge yourself to go out of your comfort zone in spite of your Si-driven desire to avoid new things and hole yourself up in your room, but your kneejerk reaction is to fall back on Si when depressed

>>37982834
I was suicidal as a 9 year old.
I remember wanting to die back then.
If I had had more bullies in my life, I might have actually done it.

>>37982776
I'm ENTP here, it's easy to mistake our lack of shame and unguarded intimacy as a social disorder, but we are basically the opposite of autistic. Sorry bud.

>>37982702
With criticism too;
>someone praises me
>feel a little good but mostly uncomfortable
>someone judges me harshly
>feel awful and want to run away

>>37982858
I didn't mean the actual medical definition, I meant the edgy 4chinz version.

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>>37982853
You were on the right track as a child but now you've been misguided by evil. Look to the truths you knew then and embrace death.

>>37979963
listen to music and get drunk been working for me

>>37982841
the test in the OP says I'm an A this onehttps://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test says I'm a T.

I'm probably an A.

>>37982900
I mean I can relate-
>judged as a good person
> "wew lad thank god"
>anon you're a terrible person
>full blown autismo in shock mode
>totally mortified, complete system failure
>withdrawal into a thinking mode where I spend about an hour "what went wrong?".

>>37982834
It does make sense when you think about it
Why bother trying to be happy? You are focusing on the process and not on the result. It's like playing a racing game and trying to be the fastest instead of winning the race. Sure, that speed will probably help you win, but you could just as well be the fastest while going the wrong way. It's the classic "stop chasing on girls and improve yourself and they will come to you" thing

Happiness is a buzzword

>>37982915
I was INFP as a child.

>>37982948
I usually spend lots of time thinking that it was my fault.

>>37982900
yeah I just can't accept that I deserve that considering how imperfect I am

>>37982900
Praise does nothing to INTP because they know well whether they did something great or not and appealing to their emotions is just a waste of time, so there's no feeling of reward to be found in praise. Criticism however tells them one of two things: either what they did was shitty so they're incompetent, or they did something excellent but others fail to appreciate it, so it hurts their core need for having their competence recognized. Criticism doesn't hurt their 'feelings' just like praise doesn't tickle their feelings, but criticism is like an arrow shot right through their insecurities.

>>37982989
why would I want to improve myself if a girl will leave me should I ever return to my default state?

>>37983039
Stop thinking with your dick, it was just an example, the post focuses on something else

Also, how can you return to default if you had improved yourself? By that logic your default state is you when you were born

>>37983102
if I go to the gym I will become buff and shit.
But my default state is skinny at 103 lbs.
If I stop working out, I will return to 103 lbs and my gf will leave me my muscles aren't big

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Do you guys type your friends*/family/people you know?
And do you make them do test after to check if you were right?

so i took the test 2 times,n my results were INTJ and ISTJ. Obviously i realised that the charts of S(sensing), N(intuition) is quite balanced. does this mean i've two types??

>>37983008
I'm a tad different. It's more on the lines of
>why did I get a negative response
>who's fault was it
>how can I rectify it
I too rarely investigate what's wrong with the other person. If I think something is wrong with them I usually say that before I go into autistic shutdown

>>37983213
The system is flawed and it doesn't account for hybrid/balanced types whatsoever. Just treat it as a horoscope for nerds.

>>37983148
Then you have to change your default state to buff and shit. Since I played NFS I'm in the mood for more racing analogies. It's the difference between popping a nitro and upgrading your engine. You want the permanent effect.

Also, you are vastly overestimating the value your imaginary gf puts on muscles, unless she is a slut and why would you want to date her then. Stop being an r9k memelord

infp since i was 13 lol i'm 23 now

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Why are sensors unable to analyze things naturally and think beyond the surface with ease? Are they just stupid?

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>>37983325
Statistically speaking, sensors are dummies. The S/N dichotomy is the only aspect of MBTI that correlates with intelligence - not intraversion/extraversion and not even thinking/feeling.

>>37983441
Which t types have the lowest intelligence typically?

>Tfw INTP
>Tfw the INTP drug meme is true
>Smokeweedeveryday.cpp

send help

>>37983441
I kind of disagree with this chart but in an anecdotal way. I've met extremely smart ESTPs which makes sense because they have high Ti? Why does this chart make them out to be retarded

Here is the ratio breakdown, in order of "giftedness" of each MBTI type, highest to lowest. Enjoy:

INTP 3.4
INTJ 2.87
INFP 2.68
INFJ 2.67
ENTP 2.32
ENFP 2.04
ENTJ 1.49
ENFJ 1.26
ISTJ 0.99
ISTP 0.78
ESTP 0.49
ISFJ 0.4
ISFP 0.4
ESFP 0.28
ESTJ 0.26
ESFJ 0.24

Areas of giftedness addressed in state definition:

Intellectually Gifted
Specific academic areas
Leadership
Performing/Visual Arts
Creatively Gifted

>>37983678
>People who share the ESFJ personality type are, for lack of a better word, popular - which makes sense, given that it is also a very common personality type, making up twelve percent of the population. In high school, ESFJ are the cheerleaders and the quarterbacks, setting the tone, taking the spotlight and leading their teams forward to victory and fame.
Can you fucking believe it? Those braindead fucking pieces of shit don't even deserve to lick the boots of our transhuman INTP godrace. They should be rounded up and culled like diseased cattle.

>>37981132
But
>SCOAN
>easy to understand, knows where life is going, not anxious, social, realistic, rarely loses things, is what they appear to be, easy to get to know, does not require lots of time alone to recharge, fearless, not lonely, happy, not self reflective, not doubting, level emotions, peaceful, non-hostile, does not fear failure, content, positive, good at sports, finishes most things they start, likes eye contact, easy to satisfy, accomplishes work on time, self confident, not prone to addiction, narcissistic, likes to lead, socially skilled, assertive, outgoing, trusting, likes crowds, not easily hurt, decisive, does not second guess self, not easily annoyed, religious tendencies, clean, orderly, good at getting people to like them, thinks before acting, usually not bored, worry free, productive, hard working, responsible, punctual, able to stand up for self, very busy, not easily distracted, logical, comfortable around others, not big on solitude, proper, don't get worked up about most things, relaxed, interested in others, generous, planner

exists.

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>>37983678
Chad's reign ends today. MBTI WAR NOW.

>>37983724
>>37983678
evolutionarily speaking humans would all be 160IQ turbogeniouses if it was actually worth it. If ants could think for themselves they'd die out.

INFJ RLOAI

I was just put here to serve others -_-

>>37984043
You're right.
Now start sucking.

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>>37973741
ADHD INTP here. I set myself up for success over and over, and throw it all away because I get so bored I want to kill myself.

This is my 4th time doing this since I moved out of my parents' place.

Why is everything so boring?

>>37984043
Don't worry anon. Hitler was an INFJ :)

>>37984077
Haha. I spend my life serving. It is always my turn in the bedroom. Nice try tho

>>37983573
Not every ESTP is retarded just like not every INTP is an Einstein. It just means that in a group of ESTPs you are less likely to find """gifted""" people than in equally sized groups of INxx. I'm sure by some miracle there's even at least one subhuman ESFJ with an IQ above 80, but personally I wouldn't bet on it. ESFJs should be genocided without question.

>>37983563
INTP. I tried nicotine tablets once to see what they were like, and they didn't do shit for me. They just made me twitchy (more than normal) and nauseous.

>>37983573
>What are probability curves

>>37973172
OMG I love Devil May Cry.

INTP-T RLUEI 5w6. Anyone up for a suicide pact?

ISTP A, RCOEN Egocentric

>>37984102
I know that feel anon. Everything is so colorless and gets boring after 20 minutes. Really lessens my ability to enjoy learning rather than thinking of it as a colossal chore. The ride never ends...

>>37984157
Oh god I just realized ESFJ is the nigger type. Kill em all

>>37983724
My dad is an ESFJ and is an ophthalmologist and pretty intelligent and far more well adjusted to life than you autistic fucks. Stop hating on sensors because their lives are better lmfao

-Entp

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I'd love to see a bizarro /r9k/ where most anons are ESFJ, ESTJ and ESFP rather than INTP, INTJ and INFP. Just try and fucking imagine that amazing shitshow.

>>37984323
>I have never visited /soc/

>>37984251
I love learning, but I hate schooling. I research shit on my own time when I come up with new ideas.

The process is almost always as follows

>Hmm what if
>study
>hey this might work
>test
>no work why not
>study
>oh it's because I was wrong
>boredom

End result: I am now smarter than when I started on this subject, and have one more shitty idea tested and rejected.

Eventually one of them might work.

>tfw straight edge INTP because I look down on drugs and junkies and stoners piss me off
>hopelessly addicted to shitposting, procrastination and video game theory crafting
I'm not one to talk. Extremely addictive personalities

>>37984323
It would just be Instagram/Facebook/Twitter but with 4chan format.

>>37984467
>tfw straight edge INFP because I fear all and any kinds of drugs and I'm a healthy boy
>try out weed/hash once, first experience smoking
>want more
Fuck. Those are not that bad, r-right.

>>37984254
Wut

Stereotypical black person types would be ESFP and ESTP.

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>>37984467
Psychedelics and MDMA are amazing for developing INTP's auxiliary function.

Being an INFJ and smoking weed around others is nigh impossible.

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>that feel when your fellow INTx introduces you to LSD and shrooms

>>37984705
Don't smoke weed then scrub

>>37984665
>Hangegg player
>ESFJ
ESFJ would be the bitchy housewives, community leaders, evangelical pastors, daytime TV hosts, loud person who won't stay out of everyone's fucking business and miscellaneous smiley normies.

Handegg players are predominantly *S*Ps

Fellow INFJ I know how you feel but I met this young Stacy who loved to smoke with me and she was fun but we never did anything.

It really depends on the strain, I just like it because it makes video games and anime more immersive but some shit just makes it too hard to focus.

>>37984705
>>37984893
Sorry forgot your (You)

>>37977109
What's so special about INFP females?

>>37984748
>>37984748
>drugs
Enjoy your degeneracy and health problems you fucking zombie
>intj

>>37983325
>Brainlets! Brainlets, everywhere!

>>37984893
>smoke circle is literally all sensors
>usually withdraw into head when smoking with them, analyzing them, myself and everything else in the social dynamic
>notice every little social fuck up I make as well as everyone else
>wonder if they're in the same boat or if I'm the only one that feels this autistically paranoid
>realize I just wanna go home and jerk off instead

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Is infp the comfiest type?

Light-Law: ISFJ ESFJ
Neutral-Law: ISTJ ENFJ
Dark-Law: ESTJ ENTJ

Light-Neutral: ENFP ESFP
Neutral-Neutral: INFP INTP
Dark-Neutral: INFJ ENTP

Light-Chaos: ESFP ISFP
Neutral-Chaos: ESTP
Dark-Chaos: INTJ

Agreed? Thoughts?

>>37985281
Those aren't 'INFP' life goals, those are your run of the mill normalfag's goals no matter the type.

Pics like that show why MBTI is little more than modern day astrology for most people

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>>37985281
>constant internal anguish
>comfy

>>37985357
needs work

>>37985357
Forgot ISTP which I'd say Neutral-Chaos, this is going off SMT.

>>37985357
I'm an entp and we would definitely be chaotic. I'm chaotic neutral

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intp
i wish i had a gf

>>37985371
No, I think what it really means is that if you don't get infp as your result you must have some sort of problem.

Anything with e - lack of self awareness, could be slightly narcissistic
Anything with s - slightly autistic, has difficulty with abstract concepts
Anything with t - slightly autistic, has difficulty forming relationships, prefers objects to people
Anything with j - fairly close minded and therefore likely stupid

>>37985599
>S = autistic
What the fuck have you been smoking nigga

>>37985681
Is N not mainly about abstraction and aren't autists more likely to have better memories for things like train models and sometimes they even have almost photographic memories?

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>INFJ
>take test at http://www.afifthofnothing.com/gendertest.html
>score -21

What the heck. Since when has INFJ been a feminine personality type?

As a female ENTP one of my fantasies has always been for a guy to stop me from arguing with them by just fucking me right then and there. I need a dominant ENTJ bf.

>>37985745
I mean I guess but the most common types for autism are INTPs, INTJs, and ISTJs. N types can still have photographic memories.

>>37985847
Was there a study or something on that? Or is it just self proclaimed 'autistic' posters on message boards?

>>37985918
I've looked it up and saw that on a few articles but otherwise it's just common sense. Arguably you can't find the type of a mentally impaired person in the first place though.

>>37981985 what mbti seems to say is that you can be a thinker or a feeler regarding how you make choices, not the amount of feels sensibility or IQ you may have.

ISTP here, how do I not fail at life anymore? Send help.

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i guess i'm an INFP, i just took the test for the first time--i've been avoiding it forever because it seemed like utter horse drivel, but all of you retards seem so fascinated by a few letters that i had to know.

seems inaccurate. idk. i'm a manic depressive with sociopathic tendencies, so i don't know what's possible and what isn't anymore.

please help me

>>37986016
>seems inaccurate
In what way? Have you looked at cognitive functions yet?
>i'm a manic depressive
Depressed people tend to mistype as INFP. That's probably why it seems inaccurate, your depression is affecting your decision making which causes the often not particularly accurate test to type you as INFP.

>>37985946
Yeah i tried to look as well and it seemed to say IT types are more likely or something. But i would have definitely thought S would be more likely for extreme autists.
Still, this is another thing that puts me off mbti. The big five stuff seems much more coherent and like it fits with the real world.
Lots more studies for it but I guess mbti is more fun.

INFP here
What type should I LARP as to stand a chance of getting a gf?

INTJ diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome here - how do I deal with high functioning autism and generally being shit at social interaction outside of business?
What's the secret?

>>37986270
Don't, you'll just burn yourself out after a while and you'll probably resent being in a relationship with somebody who doesn't love you for who you really are.

I'm not sure if this is just me being a robot or a quality I share with other INFP, but I think we're too self centered and independent to easily enter a committed relationship. Too much acting is required to attract somebody, too much compromise is required to keep them happy. If you're anything like me you probably don't want a gf as much as you think you do. Try to narrow down what it is you want out of a girlfriend and find a way to get it elsewhere. Once you're confident in your ability to satisfy your own emotional needs, then a gf will be less of a crutch and more of an addition to your life. Until then, try to focus on being self sufficient.

Sorry that didn't answer your meme question at all, but it's my advice. I'm a KHV though so who knows what it's worth.

>>37986399
I don't know how to help you, but with dubs like those I'm sure you'll figure something out.

>>37986399
I thought aspergers was just a meme

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>>37986399
try to get along with people by being yourself until they bully you to the verge of suicide and break you permanently, your only option left being the life of a socially dead, mentally crippled recluse who gets his substitute of social life by posting on /r9k/ and meticulously crafting a fantasy life of baroquesque complexity that borders on driving yourself into schizophrenia.

>>37986399
do you actually WANT social interaction or do you feel pressured into trying to act normal by forcing yourself into social interactions? you're a fucking intj with assbenis so it's clear that you don't really give a fuck about being with people and you'd rather masturbate out of boredom and post in a nerd horoscope thread on a russian mouth and foot painting newsgroup. why pretend you're something you're not?

INTP totally original :3

>>37986399
Realize that people really don't give a shit about you or what you do and that the best way to communicate with others is through sharing mutual feelings/understanding. Easiest way to get people to like you is to take off their social pressure i.e. make them feel comfortable talking to you. Different people will talk to you differently and you will eventually pick up the patterns enough to know what to say in the given circumstances.

tl;dr Consider people like objects in a game (the game being social interaction). Notice patterns of success and imitate it and expand on it.

t. INFJ working retail

>>37985371
kinda close though, as an INFP all i want out of life is a comfy job, a loving husband, two or three kids, and a quiet house in suburba and have a tranquil quiet life.
>>37985599
considering I have fucking horrid anxiety and social skills Id say were not immune. not to mention the fact we love to bottle our emotions internally which adds onto the JUST feeling

>>37986741
>telling a literal autist to 'notice the patterns of success' in social cues
LMAO

>>37972834
I got ESTJ? What the fuck? I have taken so many of these tests and never been labeled an extrovert.

I mean, I know that there is such a thing as shy extroverts and outgoing introverts, but I literally feel physically sick when I'm around other people for too long. There is no possible way I'm an extrovert.

>>37982841
too true hombre
i wish i could go back to being an unfeeling somewhat arrogant hyper-rational but i forced myself to feel things in order to form deeper relationships with people and now i'm a nervous suicidal wreck because that's like 27 years of being a cold robot that finally came undone and i have no idea how to handle it

Interesting read, I thought Si would be my biggest weakness but Te makes more sense though I don't have much idea how it would manifest in me. I find my Ne mostly comes out when I'm drunk when I'm on fire though Fi sometimes slips out too.

>>37985110
Most stoners I know seem to be Se users so there is a level of understanding. I find it endearing but intimidating to use myself, even though they don't know about mbti I imagine that's sort of how they feel about my Ni.

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>Your score for openness was low, at 60%.
>Your score for conscientiousness was low, at 10%.
>Your score for Extraversion was low, at 40%.
>Your score for Agreeableness was low, at 20%.
>Your score for Neuroticism was high, at 100%.

How fucked am I

>>37984985
they have vaginas

>>37986002
>ISTP
Here again, I don't care how you respond. Just give me some something to react, whether as something or other or else.

are there any ENFJ males? i thought i found one yesterday but my pokedex said it was forbidden to haunt one until the breeding season

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>be INFP
>not emotional at all
>always want to cry when I hear someone seeing something for the first time and saying "wow, I've never seen something like this before"

Can someone relate? I don't even know where this comes from. It's the childlike joy they express that makes me so sad. I picture an old man learning how to use a cellphone and think how sad it is that he will be dead in a few years and technology will evolve and he will not be here to experience it.

>>37986002
I'm an istp female but I don't know what that means other than people won't respond to me and I'm socially fucked. Help, I need to know how to function in life.

>>37988016
im an infj male which is the rarest

>>37988144
but you are water type

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RLUEI Reserved INTP KHV male here
Can't make any decisions and have constant "passive" suicidal thoughts. AMA

>>37988059
I relate, as INFP

>>37973645
intjs fucking hate autistic weebs like you. literally fuck right off

>>37988110
>istp female
Literal perfection

INTP is the most gifted and the most likely to get depressed. I think that the INTP needs a girlfriend just to stop the fucking depression. Arent there any girls who find a guy who is introverted, gifted and a little wierd attractive.

>>37989314
more like fragile looking manipulative cunt

>>37972834
>16personalities calls me istp
>similarminds calls me intp
what did they mean by this?

>>37989599
>INTP
>most gifted
That's a funny way of spelling ENTP, bud.

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I usually test as INTJ, but I somehow managed to get ENTJ on this one.

>>37985357
ENTP, borderline chaotic neutral/chaotic evil. Seems aggreable enough to me.

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What the fuck, I just came to check out r9k on my phone as I usually never come here and I got INTP on my personally test. Am I a fucking frog now???

>>37989599
You are attractive to me desu
t. INFP

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>>37989682
>most gifted
nah i think INTP fits perfectly well

>>37990027
It only counts if you are a girl

>>37990078
you mean, a girl (male)

>>37990078
I am girl (girl). I'm sure many other girls find you attractive too

>>37990127
>I am girl (girl)
you mean girl (girl (male) )?

>>37990127
well, I liked a girl, I tought she liked me, she rejected

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>INFJ
>tfw normies are easy to read.
>mfw a normie tries to corner me into a yelling match and fails because my mental juke game 2 strong

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Also RCOEI. I don't get how one gets "4w5" or whatever from the stuff on the right though.

>>37990376
Your enneagram type is 9w1, not 4w5

>>37972834
INFP here what does it mean boys someone on here evaluate this

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>>37988016
>>37988144
>>37988165
origignali

>>37990403
How do you figure that out? It's just from what's the biggest, and the one next to it that's bigger?

ISTP, basically super autist.
Not surprised

>>37990410
Sensitive and somewhat melancholic person who's prone towards escapism and passive-aggressiveness. Emotions influence majority of decisions. Male INFP's are not viewed as masculine as traditionally masculine.

>>37990444
>How do you figure that out?
Find the highest and then pick the higher from surrounding ones - 9 is surrounded by 8 and 1.

>>37990152
No I mean, Girl (((girl)girl) ad infinitum etc.

>>37990158
If you'd like, you can tell me the situation, and I can provide my input, since I'm a Girl((girl)girl)

>>37990636
>Girl (((girl)girl)
What's your personality like?

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Ive test infp for the last few years.

I just took the test again for the first time in a while and got ISFP

Am I finally woke? Have I finally ascended?

>>37990820
As long as you engage in terrorism, you are a terrorist.

>>37990636
you mean Girl (((girl)girl) ad infinitum etc)*male, right?

>>37990689
INFP RCOAI reporting

>>37990820
>Am I finally woke? Have I finally ascended?
If you were relatively young then you probably had only one developed dominant function - Fi (introverted feeling). Both ISFP and INFP are Fi-dom types.

>>37990857
>RCOAI
But that's INFJ if translated to MBTI
Are you really that good with people?

>>37990859
The 16 personality quiz is shit so that could influence his results as well. Testing by dichotomy and not the functions is setting sail for failure.

>>37990904
I think INFPs are relatively good with people. But I do test as INFJ using online memebti tests, however when looking at underlying cognitive functions, I'm a Fi dom, aka INFP. I've been an INFP throughout most of my life, so I don't see how I could suddenly become INFJ just because I've gotten more organised now (plus their cognitive functions are completely different). I just have a developed Fe side, is all. (inb4 socionics h8rs start reeeing)

>>37990854
ROOOOOOO I'm a real life grill lemme aloneee

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>>37991388
>I'm a real life grill
well i will need some proof on that

Guys please help, every time I do this test shit I can never know if I'm doing it right.
I usually get ISFJ or ISFP, but from what I can tell the 2 are very different.
Can somebody help me figure out what my results actually are?

>>37973194
Great. So glad to be INFJ.

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>>37991777
>Can somebody help me figure out what my results actually are?
>ISFP - More emotional, quietly expressive, deeper "feeling", indecisive
>ISFJ - Decisive, more logical/reasoning and practical, bit of quirky/funny sense of humor side
Basically if you're orderly and decisive individual then you're ISFJ and if you're more wishy-washy
Alternatively you could do enneagram test
>https://www.eclecticenergies.com/enneagram/dotest.php
and check if your type is more into ISFJ or ISFP zone.

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How to cure depression an intj?

Taking to people is a meme, so I want to fix it myself.

>>37992128
>I want to fix it myself.
Try cbt,

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Being infj..
is pretty horrible. Maybe it's because we're the least common of types that we don't fit well with the others.