This was Eggman from last Saturday. What's your excuse?

>>37972828
With what black magic did he manage to birth a female counterpart of himself?

I'm not famous
I'm not tall?
Sure I got a better head shape and hairline but I lack in most other aspects.

That girl looks 14.

And her face says "why are takining a picture. Don't touch me."

I honestly have no excuse. I'm just not trying hard enough. Eggman should be a source of inspiration to us all. I know he's reading this thread.

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>>37972944
You fucking hater

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Wow, cheating? Really?
How's Pizza taking all this?

am i the only one that thinks hes not that ugly?

>>37972975
You can't stop a Chad from Chadding. She (male) chose to love a player, this is part of the game.

>>37972960
She likes what's on the phone. Not you.

>>37973055
>sitting down next to you and putting her arm around your shoulder
Ok bud

>>37973067
Girls do that all the time. Its called being friendky. It doesn't mean they like you like that. Do you think she likes you or something just because she laughed and touched you once? Wow.

>>37973130
You implied she's uncomfortable and didn't want him touching her. I proved the opposite. H8RS BTFO.

Daily reminder

Whites cannot be robots.

>>37973150
What does her face say to you?
Do you have aspergers or something?

>>37972996
He looks 2/10 in some pics and 6/10 in others

>>37973213
Her face shows that she sat down to show him something on the phone. Then another person started talking to her so she directed her attention toward him. I watched the video familia.

Ohh I get it. She's trying to make that other guy jealous.

>>37973243
You watched the video? Are you one of those people who are obsessed about that guy? Get a life.

>>37972828
Being a real autist and playing rocket league or guild wars 2 with your friends on Saturday night is more fun than being a poser who goes out and pretends for 3 hours with a woman who most likely is disinterested (in his core personality).

>>37972828
This only happened because he is "famous" and at Vidcon.

>>37973414
Oh her guy friend or something probly mentioned he's internet famous and she thought she could get something out of him so she tried to get cozy with him.

He's not that famous bitch.

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>>37972944
>14
Have you ever seen a 14 years old? Or do you prefer someone like this?

>>37973414
Wow another hater. And so what if that's the only reason it happened? He's still doing better than you. You're still playing catch up ball with the Egg White while he's fucking your bitch in a SanDisk hat. He has his arm around a whore and you're on a message board. WOO!

>>37973463
You're here too you loser.

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Don't be mad at the Egg because he's sunny side up, living his best life, hanging with Chad, booze and bitches, popping his shirt off in front of the ladies like nobody's business.

This is "thee life" you boys speak about. He made it and we hate it. WOO! You can't scramble the egg boys, don't even try!

>>37972828
how did he get so alpha ?

Yeah, it's easy to get sex if you sell-out and fake being a normie till you make it. Robots have integrity.

>>37972828
none, my gf looks better than this bitch

The egg has hatched into a beautiful, strong cock.

He was alsways a normie
He just fell for the depression meme for a while
"lol Im so suicidal xd"

>>37973821
I'd imagine that's most of this board. Edgy, normie teenagers going through a bout of depression.

Why are the faggots on this board obsessed with this autist? You virgins are nearly worse than the orbiters.

>>37972960

how do they know him? Does he have a YT following?

I think he knows about hover hand.

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HE SAID WE SHOULDN'T TRY.
HE SAID WE WERE JUST PLAYING CATCH UP, BUT WE WOULD NEVER REACH CHAD.
THEREFORE WOMEN WOULD NEVER CARE ABOUT US.
MEANWHILE, HE SPENT TIME IMPROVING HIMSELF.
IT WAS ALL A RUSE.
THE FUCKER TOOK OUT COMPETITION BY MAKING THEM BELIEVE THEY HAD NO CHANCE TO BEGIN WITH.
THERE'S NO BLACK PILL.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS CONNED BY A FUCKING EGG.

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>>37974208
Females will still detect his genetic inferiority. He's not going anywhere.

>>37973307
This is true

He's also not going to get anywhere. Even if these girls are drunk they won't be attracted to him. I mean eggman was going to drive 7 hours to fuck an obese drug addled alcoholic slut and she still rejected him.

OK this is getting sad. Leave eggman alone. At least he has touched a girl.

>>37974445
You severely underestimate the power of alcohol.

Fair fucking plan to Eggman

Living his life

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>>37972828
>>37972960
>>37973588
Reminder that he did it the absolute madman!

>>37973938
They don't know him. Eggman and his gang were at a bar, live streaming and women just walked up.

>>37973270
Nigga it was on a popular stream you retard

>>37972828
is there a video?
orgpost

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>>37972828
It was his awesome SanDisk hat

>>37972975
He'd be 7/10 easily if he lost fat and gained muscle. He's the most skinnyfat person in existence.

>>37972828
I'm glad he's doing well.

this latest and truly unexpected development with Eggman is hilarious and fully proves just how pathetic so many of you are, Eggman is OBJECTIVELY far less physically attractive than the majority of you, but by somehow learning how to be confident (an organic confidence, mind you, not that cringey forced confidence that so many people try to emulate) he now comes across as a genuinely cool guy and the strength of his Character overpowers the flaws in his Appearance to the girl in the pic. Yet you guys rationalize it with idiot comments like "h-he was n-never that ugly to begin with though, s-so it doesn't really m-mean anything..." Pathetic.

But anyways guys, learn to be yourself, whatever that is (doesn't mean you can just be a disgusting slob and people will like and respect you, but I mean that you need to BE YOURSELF and live according to your own personal values and sense of humor, aesthetics, etc and never compromise these things) and you're bound to find girls who respect that, since they clearly care about Character more than Appearance, which is something us men should learn to do as well. I'm a 5'8 Indian manlet w/ ADHD and general weirdness but I no longer feel self-conscious about any of that, I love the parts about myself that I can't change, and I'm going to start working on the areas of myself that I can change (and feel a change is needed for, my lack of exercise for example)
Many of the "Red Pill" ideas you hear about women are largely bs, its Feminism-lite but for men, the very belief in many of its tenets can make you think you're seeing it in reality. There are many girls out there that will genuinely love you if you be yourself and can connect with them on a deep level, and make them smile, laugh, etc. Stop being so scared of them and stop seeing yourself as worthless and not deserving of happiness, you deserve to be happy but you'll never get it if you continue to view the world and yourself with the same miserable outlook you currently have

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>tfw you will never get ugly girls to touch you because you're internet famous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNDJyVJ_xn0

>>37976846
this is pretty legit

origknalio

>>37976701
His name is Eggman because his head is shaped like a fucking egg. He's not a 7/10. He's a solid 5. If he lost weight, he'd be a skinny 5. He made it and you hate it.

>>37972944
>And her face says "why are takining a picture. Don't touch me."
Nah, to me it looks more like she's saying or thinking "yeah, and what, ok." Not sure of that made sense to you but take it as you wish.

>>37976584
>tripfag
Eww. GTFO you sucking fag! No one likes you!

>>37978144
damn, autocorrect! But it still worked anyways!

>>37972828
Eggman was literally hugging a tranny multiple times live on YouTube.

What is my excuse you ask?

>>37972828
Eggman is just ugly. He has the personality of a chad, he is just bitter he doesn't always get away with it since he is ugly.

>>37978915
Thats what we call a practice gf (male). He has to get his eggs boiled somehow.

whats up with the sandisk hat?

>>37978974
It's funny how you guys change the goalposts.
>personality doesn't matter, it's all about looks
>well he's a 7/10, that's how he can do it
>well he's ugly but he has a Chad personality
Just admit that the reason you're in the situation you're in is because you're stubborn and refuse to change

>>37976846
Ok then, where is your proof? How many women have you been with, are u in a good relationship right now? No. You want to know why? Because all the crap about character is bullshit. Women are the most shallow organisms on earth and care about looks and aesthetics amoung all other things. You just don't won't to admit it because you don't want to accept your fate.

>>37978974
This, eggman really has great confidence and is charming. I've always thought he was ugly as fuck but when i saw more of his personality he automatically became more attractive. '

>>37976846
this SOOOO MUCH!

>>37979252
You are so fucking stupid and with this attitude you will NEVER make it. Be happy slowly rotting alone.

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>>37976846
>just b urself
>liek, rly BEE URSELF

>>37979196
Sick memory stick bro

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>>37979233
Black Pill isn't so black and white- there are levels. In Eggman's case, we're seeing that his fame overrides his ugliness.

does eggman have a job?

>>37979787
He quit his cashier job last month, which is how he's had the time to go to LA.

>>37976846

>Currycel
>Falling for the personality meme

End it now senpai. If you aren't going to take the easy way out, you better be studying your ass off to become an engineer or doctor or you will never fuck a girl ever.

>>37976846
>Many of the "Red Pill" ideas you hear about women are largely bs

woah woah, don't go there. I hate it when people try to discredit the redpill just because a few idiots like EGGMAN take it to the extreme, I mean have you forgotten that he was the one who made the famous blackpill video?

redpill isn't a perfect science, but its largely true. Just look at all the work eggman had to put in just to wrap his arms around a basic bitch. All those hours of working shit jobs, streaming, making music, having a mental breakdown and being commited, no doubt he invested time in reading and other self improvement regimens.

no its not impossible to get girls, no one said it was except the most deluded wizchan tier autist, but whats even more scary is the sheer amount of effort he had to put in just to get where he is.

>>37972828

That girl looks like prime thot material.

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>>37972975

Lol please tell me that's not me in the drawing hanging off egg's shoulder..

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>>37982232
You get a girlfriend yet or are you ready to settle with me?

>>37976701
He needs to grow a beard and shave his head, it's the only option for us with the course of balding while having soft facial features.