If you can get past 4/6 you're a normie and must leave forever.

i can achieve level 7

>>37972746
lol literally can go even further than 6

>>37972746
T-this isn't a thing that matters right?

>>37972746
Are you implying in a normie if I don't have a limp gummy dick? In any case it doesn't matter because I have epididymitis and have pain from fapping

>>37972746
>tfw I now have a reverse stage 6 because of all hours spent fucking my own ass

>>37973142
>reverse stage 6
I don't know what this means.

>>37973161
The ol' hook dick

>>37973161
it means hit it from behind my nigga lol

>>37973178
>>37973200
Oh, I thought he was being serious and meant he fucked his ass with a dildo.

I should go to bed.

My dick curves but its nowhere near as much as that. Its really subtle but it definitely has a slight upward curve.

Eregt benis :DDDDDDD

>>37972746
I have the stage 6. My penis basically stands straight up.

Does that make me a normie, I'm confused?

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>>37972746
Seriously tho, i can't get to 4 or over. it hurts too much. what do?

>>37973339
>what do?
become a girl

WHAT
Who the fuck has a curved penis?
Is this another murican thing?

>>37973343
no pls. i just want a regular penis. it's a fine size and all but it hurts to go any further. do girls care?

>thinking a big benis will get you laid
No amount of physical attractiveness can cure autism or a shit personality

>>37972746
>tfw have a mutilated dick and the glans aren't even covered when I'm fully soft.
>tfw can get woodys with no problem or pain and reach 6 in a snap, but fapping barely lasts 2 seconds and I just rush it so I can feel the release from the climax.
>usually hurts when I dry fap and I can sort of use what's left do a up and down fap but the only thing that really survived from my infant mutilation was the shaft.
Thanks mom and dad for ruining my life before it even begun, can't even have one of the smallest joys of life from fapping because of your "MUH FUCKING JEBIS" Bull Shit. really bitter that I will forever be mutilated and can't even fap properly because masturbation is evil and mutilating babies is a-ok in the us of fucking a!