If you claim to have a 7.5 inch penis on 4chan, everyone knows

I guess I should be glad that I have a 2.3 mile long dick.

>>37970588
>2.3
Haha
I bet your girlfriend tells you "big dicks hurt me" and "so what if Chad is 4 miles"

Your mom sucks muh penis every day, paco

Why do people on r9k have big peeners? Surely they can't be lying on an anonymous image board? Does autism increase length?

>>37970600

It's partly that, but also self-selection bias plays a role.

>>37970600
>Does autism increase length
no, but masturbating a lot increases blood flow which makes the dick grow

>>37970598

I tell myself every night "not the size of the wave that's counts, it's the motion of the ocean". Then I cry.

>>37970600

I wish that was true. Then my dick would rival the size of the Milky Way.

>>37970575
I unironically do, though

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>21cm dick
>everybody thinks I'm lying
>don't even care and go back to jerking off giant cock
I think it's a genetics thing I need to find a hung gay guy and impregnate his sister so my children don't have the dicklet gene like OP.

>>37970641

Post pic or dicklet.

>>37970648

How do get dic pics 101

>>37970636

Then prove it, irl dicklet.

>>37970668
i'm not giving you fap material, faggot

>>37970665
>>37970683

>Step 1: claim big dick
>Step 2: refuse to prove
>Step 3: act indignant
>Step 4: ejaculate to the feeling of tears falling on your 2 rock solid inches

>>37970848

That's why you always lowball. Currently packing 30 Microns solid.

>>37970620
i have a slight sense that that might be true, i've been masturbating since i was 4 and i swear my dick is 7 inches. also im indian so i differ from the norm by many deviations

>>37970881
>not mutilated
>still uses inches

??

>>37970575
Mine's 50 inches. Beat that

>>37970964
that's micropenis
mine's 68.5 feet

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I unironically had a 7.5 inch dick at one point, but my dick was bend by 60 degrees to the left so I had surgery, now it's down to 6.9 inches.

>>37970636
7.5 inches is the most common penis size on r9k even though it's like 98th percentile or something.
It's so weird how at least a third of this place has the same size.
Then out of the rest larger and smaller than 7.5 is roughly equally common despite that smaller is about 50 times more common in real life.

>>37971033

The surgeon was like ayy lmao.

>>37971033
>touching a penis
what a fag

10 thousand dollars or a bigger dick

>>37971085

Nah it's ok. After they spooned he said "no homo".

>>37971099
10Gs easily

>>37971099

10 grand. That way you can spend 2k for dick enlargement surgery and spend the rest on Runescape.

>>37971114

lose $10k or your dick gets smaller?

>>37971140
lose 10k as in the 10k i got earlier?

>>37971099
ability to time travel or a bigger dick

>>37971158

no, completely new situation

you're sitting at your computer, a wizard comes in, puts a gun to your head and demands either $10k or an inch of your dick right now

if you don't currently have $10k he will let you pay it off over time with interest

>>37971182
>teleport behind him
>grab his gun
psh... nuttin personal... kid
but for real an inch of my dick, no way i'm going to pay 10k, especially in dollars

>>37971181
>measuring to the bone
>not measuring insert-able length
You actually have a 5 inch dick anon. Go get it medically measured and you'll see.

>>37971181
do you bang a lot?

>>37971294
of course not. I jerk off a lot though

>>37971318
what a shame man. Confidence issues?

>>37971257

Except for the fact that all of it can be inserted.

You've just confirmed you've never had sex though. Congratulations.

>>37971347
I would guess autism.
I almost had a date but she kept saying she was busy until I got so annoyed I blocked her, thats about the closest I got.

>>37971257
lmao you fucking retard, if you can push down the fat pad with a ruler than you can easily ignore it during sex, bone pressed is accurate as fuck

>>37970998
Are you disabled? Have you even hit puberty yet?
>tfw 3k cm dicklet

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>>37971181
>tape at an angle
>all the slack
>the pitiful girth

>>37971700

Not even that guy, but you're blind or just trying to be an asshole. Maybe you're just jelly since you've got a little 4-incher. I don't know, but just looking at the picture there's very little "slack" as you say, the tape isn't at an angle, and that's about 5 inches around of girth. He's still above average.

Stop being a jealous little bitch anon desu.

>>37972172
you're clearly that guy

>>37971181
>>37972172

Yes clearly. Couldn't possibly be that I just think you're a jealous little cunt.

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Obvious samefag is just so fucking obvious.

>>37972222
nice quads and mspaint work

>>37972270

Haha holy fuck you are dumb please kill yourself like for reals nigguh.

Sometimes I wish this board had IDs just some dumbshits like you can't coward it up with your faggotry.

>WAH SOMEONE DISAGREES WITH ME IT MUST BE A SAMEFAGGER

is you. Kill yourself.

>>37972315
cool it with the reddit spacing, pencil dick

>>37970575
I have a 7.5x6 and honestly, I don't think it's very big, so why would I lie, especially on a Taiwanese origami image board...

Big penises are more normally than you actually think. It's literally a 50/50 chance

Why do autist boys give their length when erect and not how it is every day, most of the time?

Oh. Because you're a fucking fraud.

>>37972542

It's called punctuation you pathetic faggot.

>>37972614

Because the only time it matters is when it's erect?

Are you trolling, or are you this retarded normally?

>>37972622
>pathetic faggot.
>from the guy who samefags any critiques of his pencil dick

>>37972715

No you are literally a pathetic faggot. Your claim that I am samefagging is pure delusion. I offered evidence that you were wrong and you ignored it, even though if you had half of a functioning brain cell you would be able to easily tell if there was any photo editing done.

You're an absolute retard and you deserve to have your testicles fed to piranhas. Please, please kill yourself.

Mine is 5inch small, literally a baby dick.

>>37972715
I am the one who posted my dick itt. not that guy. however, he is right and you are jealous. perhaps you could prove it by posting your own dick

>>37972705
This is true. I'm theee inches soft but six hard. Why would I ever tell anyone about my flaccid dong?

>>37972754
>You're an absolute retard and you deserve to have your testicles fed to piranhas.
lmao you autist

>>37972779
nobody is jealous of your mutilated virgin pencil dick

>>37972813

The only autist here is you faggot. Hilarity ensues when you go rub your literal pencil dick (that you can't see because you're a fucking landwhale) to orgasm to your oneitis and cry yourself to sleep.

Pathetic NEET vermin. Suicide is your only option.

>>37970575
You can always tell someone is lying because the number they give is always an inch and some change over the bigger side of average. It's weird how "average" means that the majority of people have this but on the Internet, everyone has 7 inch dicks.

>>37972705
It always matters. You fucking IDIOT. How fucking gay and low-T are you? No girl wants to look at a flaccid penis that's 10x smaller than what it's supposed to be. Even girls don't give out their bra size adding multiple cups.

>>37972866
>autistic redditor insults imaginary person

>>37972899

You're not doing any better champ.

>>37972895

It doesn't matter at all. Confirmed for having never had sex.

>>37972930
>He's this insecure about his little squishy weewee that he only measures it when it's engorged with blood.

>>37972984

Step up your troll game faggot. My dick goes from 3 1/2 soft to 7 hard with a 6" circumference. I can obscure 90% of a coke can behind my cock.

Something tells me you can't do the same. I'm out though, having to read all these posts from jealous minicocks is tiring. Maybe you should just have it cut off and transition already?

>>37972984
well you wouldnt try to penetrate a girl with a wet noodle, you gotta have that FIRE COCK

>>37973051
So your average penis is around 5.2 inches, perfectly normal. No need to be so defensive!

>>37973119
dude come on theres no such thing as an "average penis size" unless you're comparing multiple dicks. that just means he can get 5.2 when hes semi-erect, but when hes rockin' he got that 7 incher nigga, negro blood flowing strong

but what if i actually measured and it was 7.5? it's basically the only pro about me

>>37970575
what if you have 7.5 one inch penises?

>>37972600
Bigger than average is of course 50% but only a few percent is 7.5 or bigger

>>37973557
Every time I post about how uncommon that size is in the rest of the world compared to r9k, several people show up claiming to have that size.
Sure some people really do have that size but many more are exaggerating or have measured dishonestly.

>>37975045
its probably not that rare anon just because you have a microcock doesnt mean we do

>>37975045
yeah i do find it weird that people say they have 8 inchers and shit

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OP just wants to see big dicks
and there's nothing wrong with that

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>>37975508
>OP just wants to see big dicks
>and there's nothing wrong with that
Like this? Not me btw but another r9k poster

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Uncut cocks are superior in any way

>tfw only 6 and a half

>>37976178
>>37976848
Gay, gay. How are you clowns attracted to traps, it's literally some white guy with long socks.

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>>37976966
Did anyone say traps? No.
It's just cute boys

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Boys are just superior especially the uncut ones