your first time will never be her first time

>Your first ever orgasm will never be inside of her

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>implying I will have a time
Hehe nice one OP

>>37970375
>Girlfriend at 19 was virgin
>Hottest girl I've ever been with
>13 years later that calibre of girl won't even look at me
>Had the chance to take her virginity
>Wasn't patient enough to wait because I'd already been having sex so just cheated on her a lot then eventually dumped her

I want to go back and punch myself so fucking hard. Just one of the many, many, many mistakes I made to squander my life.

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On one hand it's a relief I didn't miss that chance

But on the other I regret ruining it for gf, when we both discovered that premature ejaculation is a bitch

>>37970375
Ever having a first time to begin with.

I think you forget where you are.

>>37970375
I have thought about this many times. It's not worth it, i just get more deppresed.

>>37970446
now that's a happy ending. karma did its job on your ass.

>>37970375
>your first time will never be her first time

At least my first time was her first creampie

>>37970446
Wow, thats what i call a mistake anon. Sorry for your stupidity in the past :S

I made something alike. Lost the opportunity to have sex (my first time, not a Chad here) with a 8/10 which is semi-virgin (only did sex one time b4). Instead, I kicked her because... Still trying to understand why..

I would have destroyed myself in punchs if a have a chance

>>37970596
Reported. See you in a month fag

>>37970604
>semi-virgin

The mental gymnastics you autists manage to pull to justify your mental illnesses never cease to amaze me. What a fucking idiot.

>>37970375
It was lol. We were both 21 year old virgins though so it evens out

>>37970375
>Her first time wasn't my first time.
Have a GF who was a virgin, I wasn't a virgin and already had sex with 20+ woman. She didn't tell me she was a virgin until the day after I woke up next to her in bed.

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>>37970604
>semi-virgin

HAHAAHAHAHAAH