I fucking hate sleep paralysis. The worst part is that since

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Because i don't remember my dreams it's hard for me to remember exactly what happened on each occasion but
>be me
>start dosing off on the living room couch
>my brother is nearby on his phone
>semi wake up and realize I fell asleep
>try to get up
>can't
>at this point i know what's going on and I'm just mad because i can't move
>try calling for my brother
>the only noise that comes out is a weak "eeehhhh"
>try again with all my energy to pronounce his name
>"eaaaahh"
>his name's Bryan
>i notice he looks at me like I'm moreso of some autistic man-child
>he gets up and leaves
>gradually i slowly regain my motor skills

Tl;dr
Sleep paralysis sucks and i hate it. Fuck you brain

>>37968961
I can once in one of these sleep shits, it's luke magic masturbating

>>37968961
Does anyone else although feel like they can't breathe during sleep paralysis?

>tfw actually slept over at someone's at I couldn't breathe or move and started whimpering
>I remember them waking up and staring at me in concern

Kinda embarrassing desu

>>37968961
I recognise that picture from somewhere.

>>37968961
Teach yourself methods to control your paralysis. That's what I did. There are several techniques for you to take back control of your body, like become aware of your situation and attempt to move a small body part, like your big toes or thumbs, until you snap out of it.

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I used to have sleep paralysis every night. It's really not bad. People keep blowing it out of proportion and turning it in to some super scary event when it's really not.

>>37970484
it's been floating around for ages