/britfeel/

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>>37968484
1st for helper

>>37968484
Just booked my tickets to see The Charlatans in Newcastle in December. Gonna stay the night and go shopping next day.

>tfw gonna travel down alone.
Already regretting it lads.

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Right lads, here is the link to the PSD of the /britfeel/ image I fucked around with. It's not the proper PSD but hopefully should allow some of you lads a easier time of editing it.
Let me know if it works fine for you all.

Don't use this image, it's a low quality one to give you a idea of how the PSD looks.

drive.google.com/file/d/0B0S3QDlRyasUbVd4Rk1GNWJCX1U/

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Hello /britfeel/, I would like to introduce myself to you. I am Tomoko-Chan!

Now, I know what you're thinking:
>'not another bloody tripfag!'
Let me assure you I am not like other tripfags; I am an anti-tripfag. I posit that the reason tripfags are irritating is not because tripcodes are inherently bad, but because the posters behind them tend to be dick'eds. This is what's happened to our great /britfeel/. Tripfags and avatarfags such as Ebin and Tilde are cancerous. They use /britfeel/ as their personal facebook, mask themselves in obviously fake and nauseating nice-guy personas, and systematically manipulate threads to direct as much attention to themselves as possible. I think I speak for many of us that we've 'ad just about enuff of it.

They are the cancer, and I, Tomoko-Chan, am the cure. Their faggotry will be scourged from /britfeel/. The next saga in /britfeel/'s history is a mighty war between Tomoko-Chanfags and Tilde and Ebin (Tebin)fags. Comfy feels, or attention-whoring. Anonymity, or tripfagging. Fresh OC, or stale forced meme spam. We are now at a turning point, and it's time to choose whether you want a brighter, better, comfier /britfeel/, or the same mediocrity that has plagued our home for so long.

Rally behind me, Tomoko-Chan, the true queen of /britfeel,/ as a symbol of resistance to tripfaggotry.

>all hail queen tomoko-chan!

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Remember the doctor's orders lads

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>>37968624
Fuck off Britnormie.

>>37968624
Finally, we need a good purge.

All hail Queen Tomoko-Chan!

>>37968624
The sad thing is, you wrote all that.

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>>37968624
>mask themselves in obviously fake and nauseating nice-guy personas

to be fair I think i've upset a lot of people in the thread before and get my justified hate

also I bet the person behind this is brown skinned

>>37968651
This is good advice thank you shippers

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>>37968651
I also like to remember the advice of Sexy Kev in times like these.

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>>37968673

Fuckin' hell he's a right ugly fucker isn't he?

Imagine seeing that munter shuffling towards you in a dark alleyway, enough to make anyone brown their britches and hobble home.

>>37968562
Nice, thanks lad

>>37968717
Imagine seeing that hard cunt swaggering towards you in a city main street, enough to make anyone brown their britches and hobble home.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74

Anyone here /intimacyissues/

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>>37968740

Enough to make me force him to have a bath and cut his fucking hair.

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>>37968746
haven't had an intimate relationship in my life lad, tbqh it scares me quite badly. I can't even think about how a relationship like that with even my family would be

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>>37968757
Okay, what now cunt?

>>37968727
No worries lad. Let me know if it works fine for you. Just hoping some people get some use out of it at the least.

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>>37968774

Looks anorexic.
I'd fatten him up on McDonalds and KFC.

>>37968772
So you feel the need for intimacy or can you live happily without it

>>37968798
Maybe feed the cunt some vindaloo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaBdajHOsSM

>>37968801
its just unthinkable to me, I can't imagine doing it.

I'd like to try it with a partner I like a lot though, I sort of feel the need but I'm not sure

>>37968809
>average /britfeel/ poster nips to the shops

well its fucking eid today, which means it will be basically impossibly to get a taxi.
got one pre booked, lets hope it turns up and they don't fuck me over..

>>37968871
Where you going to

>>37968887
therapist.. probably not an oc.

>>37968898
Why do you need to see a therapist

>>37968898
>the rapist
Just call a taxi and he will come to you!

>>37968871
>eid
>tfw glad I'm not working tonight.
The paki's come out in droves for food on nights like this

>>37968922
Heh
Good one anon

Daily reminder /britfeel/ is a white only zone

>>37968949
So no English allowed?

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Gonna get up and get my housework groove on.being a house-husband sucks ass but less than wagecucking

>>37968958
No Tildes allowed.

>>37969001
I wouldn't mind being a house husband the work is easy enough and you have a wife

>>37968949
Tilde please stop this mindless hatred

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>>37968484
>Flatmate still salty because she thinks I intentionally barged ahead of her when leaving the kitchen two days ago
>She stood directly in the middle of the kitchen, legs spread apart this morning in an attempt to bait me
>mfw I just step around her and act like she doesn't even exist

Why are women so petty and childish?

>>37969005
TILDE IN, PAKIS OUT

not original

>>37969001
Being a househusband would be chill as fuck lad.
One my day off I get teh washing and house done. If I can do it in one day, then the other 6 days would be slight tidy up (an hour tops) and the rest of the time to myself.

>>37969030
>why are woman so petty and childish
They are woman

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>>37968871
Have a good day lad. From personal experience pre-booked cabs are quite reliable, much more so than calling up just before or right when you need one.

>>37969005
>No Tildes allowed.
This lad gets it

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>>37969054
whats your endgame tomoko-chan

LEAVE TILDE ALONE. HE CAN'T BE RACIST, HAVE YOU SEEN HIS HANDS, HE HAS MONKEY PAWS. CLEARLY HE IS FROM A BLACK FAMILY LINE.

>>37969036
Tilde isn't even fully white.

>>37969039
yeah it's not too bad.do a bit of work on the computer and help out my parents once a week.days are pretty filled.no kids either so thats good

>>37969039
You're forgetting the cooking.

In the mornings there's usually laundry, ironing, cleaning or errands to do. Then after lunchtime is dinner prep and making tomorrows pack lunch, cooking dinner usually takes 45 minutes to an hour. Then there's cleanup. You have a lot of free time but it's not a job you can be lazy with, if you're good at it you'll always be busy with something. Even if there's nothing that needs to be done immediately there's always new recipe ideas to research and things like that.

>>37969074
Attention whole till she can attention whore no more

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>>37969110
>she
Oh right bruv, I've had enough of your foolishnes.

>>37969131
He, she, whatever

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>>37969074
>whats your endgame tomoko-chan
The purging of orthodox tripfaggotry, attention-whoring, treating /britfeel/ as a personal facebook, etc.

I am a simple lad who believes in simple virtues: /britfeel/ should be comfy, fresh, and entertaining. Tripfags who nurture a cult of personality to validate themselves disrupt these simple values, and should be expelled.

>inb4 you're a tripfag yourself
I only don a trip to symbolise the manifestation of building resistance and weariness of tripfaggotry and avatarfaggotry. It represents a tangible figure everyone who shares these simple values can rally around. I don't give a toss about amassing (You)s. I will not be polluting /britfeel/ with facebook-esque posts. I have a very clear purpose, and this trip is necessary to achieve that.

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>>37969152
please don't bully me tomoko-chan i dont have a trip

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>>37969172
Tripfagging and avatarfagging are two sides of the same coin: attention-whoring

>37969152
Aye shite lad, you want the attention diverted from the other trips for yourself, you're a fucking goon.

You and the other spanners will be circle jerking a weeks time. (seeing as you're all the same guy)

>>37969172
God. Just go away will you.

>>37969190
Agreed replacing one tripfag with another is pointless

>>37969199
thats a bit rude lad, at least give a reason and ask nicely

>>37969101
This is very true. I've always enjoyed cooking so spend quite a lot of time on it. Often cook for my elderly parents so they can freeze it.Not saying I wouldn't go back to working full-time but I'm probably busier now than when I was.

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If everyone's a tripfag...no-one is.

Life is getting monotonous and dull how do I get some excitement back

>>37969259
create a wacky britfeel personality

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>>37969190
>you want the attention diverted from the other trips for yourself
I've witnessed hundreds, maybe thousands of posts decrying the tripfagging menace lost to the void of the archives, a drop in the ocean, achieving nothing. Tomoko-Chan is the focusing crystal to channel resistance into a hot, powerful beam that will cut through this plague

>>37969152
Just fuck off would you. You are just jealous of them and are using it to justify starting a trip yourself. Now fuck off you cunt

>>37969256
That's a really dumb thing to say

>>37969268
I'd rather die
Origie

>>37969271
>implying shoutanon worked

Get over yourself you autist. Can't you fuck off to wizchan or something? Retard

>>37969230
When him and Tilde both go, that Tomoko shit can go and we can finally be rid of these personalities.

Been reading Mandela effects all night now I'm paranoid off my head lads, since when Is your heart in the middle of your chest and not on the left

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>>37969308
WHAT THE FUCK

this changes everything

>>37969308
>since when Is your heart in the middle of your chest and not on the left

It's in the middle and SLIGHTLY to the left

>>37969307
where are we going to go, anon?

>>37969308
>since when Is your heart in the middle of your chest and not on the left
Didn't you do biology at school

>>37969152
The britfeel meta has changed. I prefer the simpler times of forced memes we had earlier this year.

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>>37969307
Indeed. Once tripfaggotry is annihilated I will wither away, my purpose fulfilled

Is the captcha being weird for anyone else
Orig

>>37969370
They were at least funny at times. These forced personalities aren't ever funny.

>>37969370
Tilde was the one who changed the meta by putting a spotlight on himself, I think people got sick of it when he spent a day posting pictures of himself and being really arrogant.

I close my eyes and I see your eyes

>>37969378
He is getting more arrogant. Yet won't accept he should be on /soc/ not here.

>>37969378
That's what made me realise Tilde is just an attention whore, especially after people pointed out he just looked like a man and wasn't remotely feminine.
He should be posting on /soc/.
Ebin seems like a dick but at least he's honest about things, he fits much more than tilde but the amount he avatarfags is too much.

Got my appointment with the job center in half hour, can someone give me a quick run down of what I can expect to happen and if it will take long, really just want to go back to sleep to be honest.

>>37968484
Debenhams wouldn't take me for part-time work because I have uni in october
Why is becoming a wagie so difficult?

>>37969441
>Lie about going to one or two interviews every time you go in (they never check or ask for proof. ever.)
>Stay polite and friendly if you can
>Unless they talk about it don't mention anything about work experience or courses

Just keep your head down and you'll be in and out as soon as 5 minutes if you're lucky or 30 minutes if your advisor is one of those young, naive twats who thinks they're actually helping people.

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>>37969441
They'll ask what type of work you're looking for and negotiate with you the conditions you need to fulfil to get your money every week e.g. 'make X number of applications per week'. I've heard of the appointments taking less than 10 minutes

>>37969441
Basically he'll sit you down and have a quick one to one about your work history then he'll bend you over the desk and shove has dick inside you while whispering in your ear"if you want the beanies you gotta take the penis"

>>37969375

It was yesterday, was taking 5-7 mintues to solve

>>37969504
Used to hate it when my work coach was off and they got a female as a replacement.
The strap on hurt way more than a fleshy peen.

>>37969439
This lad sums it up perfectly.
Rather have them both gone personally but I guess I'd stomach ebin more.

>>37969519
Yeah I know the female replacement at ours makes us call her mummy as she fucks us
Pretty rude tbqh

>>37969308

Edinburgh, on the east of Scotland is even further west than Bristol.

Glasgow is as far west as Cornwall

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You a supa lady!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/muslim-knocked-unconscious-thugs-before-10684352?ICID=FB_mirror_main

looks like tildes been busy

WEW LADS

My new shoes arrived

>>37969601
>Please have a one night stand with me because my wife died of cancer and also she's not really my wife she's a girl I was stalking

haha pls

>>37969634
I had to superglue my shoes yesterday

>Started doing push ups last monday
>Managed 8 Mon-Wen but collapsed after 4 on Thursday
>Rest for the rest of the week
>Manage to do 11 this morning

OOOOOHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH FEEEEL THE BURN

>>37969651
I've been walking around for months with cardboard insoles in mine

tilde and Ebin are alright tbf

>>37969693
Tilde stop wanting attention.

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found a pic of tilde lads

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tilde on the right

positively gagging for a wank lads but the house is full, help

>>37969519
>>37969561

Lads you're making me want to rub one out at the office

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>>37969742

>tfw I never got the old mug

>>37969742
>old looking
>bulimic teeth
>bnp supporter

That might actually be tilde lads

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>its eid
>mass influx of triggered pakis bullying tilde

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>>37969819
You know the rules wagie, don't you DARE talk to me before I've had my morning cuppa

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>>37969742
I thought this was tilde.

>>37969907
Don't have to be a paki to dislike Tilde lad. Don't be a racist.

>>37969907
whats eid?

What does /brit/ do for lunches?

I work afternoon shifts starting at 12 and every day i never know what to eat before lunch, but if i don't eat i'm starving by the end of the shift. Sandwiches are so boring and i'm not that much of a crisps fan. Everything is so boring for lunch.

>suggestions

>>37969888
Don't forget fat

>>37969375
Yep, it keeps freezing after I submit and I have to reload the page

>>37969926
Oh and it has to be cheap as i don't make that much dosh

>>37969920
Its like bohb naaah but more eid

>>37969916
Exactly, I hate tilde and pakis. They both ruin threads.

>>37969375
>>37969509
>>37969929

Try using the legacy captcha lads, for me that works fine while the new one crashes my browser.

>>37969944
Start making your own lunch then.

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Ohayou gozaimasu anons! What will you be doing today?

I need to pick up a prescription, go to the shop for mummy and then ring the eating disorder service to arrange an appointment. Not sure I want to do that last one though desu!

I do hope you all enjoy the day~

>>37969926
Is it to eat beforehand or while you're on a break lad?

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I want to blow a hot sticky load in Tomoko-chan's snatch

>>37970044
Racist Boy
Go Go Away

>>37970044
>eating disorder service
No need lad just have a bite to eat

>would /brit/ rather have their lives remembered as unavoidable tragedies, or a series of colossal mistakes that future generations should learn from as a warning

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>>37970044
Sounds like a good productive day lad, do your best. I'm going to tidy up my room once and for all. Theres loads of shit under my bed that i always avoid when i tidy but today is the day of reckoning.

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>>37970084
>series of colossal mistakes that future generations should learn from as a warning

pretty much my post history on here

>>37970084
this is /britfeel/ not /brit/ you lazy bastard. Also, the first one

>>37970084
The second one definitely

>>37970092
Thank you very much. I tidied under my bed yesterday. It's so easy to just give up when you see all the mess but it is really satisfying to get it done. Try your best lad!

>>37970120
>I tilded under my bed yesterday
What does this even mean

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>>37970049
But that's lewd lad

>>37970044
Prime fake nice guy persona to reel in the (You)s. Lenlad pulls it off better as well

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Alright, lads. Gonna get ready to fail my third driving test.

>>37970144
I passed on my third time lad, good luck

>>37970144
I am sure it will go better than you think. Good luck and report back to us later anon!

>>37970144
>>37970156

I also passed on my 3rd time

despite leaving the drivers door open as I drove off, but he let that slide

>>37970144
>tfw passed first time

>>37970120
>>37970160
Go Away Racist Attention Seeker

>>37969926
>Pasta
>Sundried Tomatoes
>Pine Nuts
>Olive Oil

Boil the pasta until it tastes done, should only take 15ish minutes in boiling water. Then drain it, add a teaspoon or two of olive oil and stir until it's all coated. Heat up a pan on gas mark 4, drain the sundried tomatoes on some paper towels and slice into chunks big enough to spear on your fork, pour them and some of the nuts into the pan and cook until the nuts go brownish. Add the nuts and tomatoes to the pasta and you're done.

Should run you 6 quid but you'll be set for a weeks worth of lunches.

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>>37970144
l LEND YOU MY ENERGY

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>>37970171
I fluked it too actually, my driving instructor was a nice old lady in her 60s or something, she had a coughing fit and made me pull over for a bit then passed me, probably out of embarrassment because I can barely drive. Shes probably dead now, kind of hope she isn't

>Wahhh fuck tripfags britfeel is shit I hate it
>The only posts that get replied to are tripfag posts, either from their haters or dicksuckers

Fuck you guys are stupid. Stop replying to them and they'll leave, take it from a former shitposting avatarfag.

Can you imagine being that lonely for attention that you will take obviously fake niceness from a tranny who tripfags on an anonymous image board on the internet?

How can we help you lads?

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>>37970120
>>37970160
Anti-racist ranger here. Cut it out ye?

>>37970248
Can you imagine being that autistic that you insist on making every thread about someone you hate instead of ignoring them?

How can we help you lad?

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Think I will go for a nice walk shortly. Any other lads going for a walk today? Daytime or night.

- PM Kev x

>>37970267
Imagine being you

Lmao

>>37970284
Might if I wake up at a reasonable time (7pm). Need to wash first though.

>>37970267
>He thinks it's one person who dislikes some fake tripfag
Bloody ashamed for you lad.

>>37970284

I might go for a walk today, although I'm down to my last 6 bong until payday, so I'm tempted to take it to the bookies.

Had a dream I was making shit tons of cocaine lads.

>>37970000
Gets confirm this is absolute truth

i like tilde. i like sexy kev. i like tomoko chan. but my favorite is ebin

Someone tell me some good replacement boards that aren't r9k. I can't leave without a replacement addiction

>>37970292
Late evening walk should be pretty nice. I always enjoyed them.

>>37970298
Well how long till you get paid?
If it's this week, a cheeky bet might not hurt.

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>>37970252
Yamero with this meme anon!

>>37970284
Really want to start walking again but it's the kind of thing you can only enjoy if you live in a nice area desu.

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>>37970284
can i be of any assistance today, sir.

>>37970326
Nobody cares about you just die

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>>37970331
Keep this thread as comfy as you can. That's my only desire for /britfeel/

Can't believe I didn't sign these. Too many knocks to the head I tell you. >>37970323

- PM Kev x

>>37970322
Depends what you use r9k for and if you have any 4chan relevant hobbies

>>37970334
Not gonna lie. Had a pretty large chuckle at this.

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>>37970323
hate to say it but excellent taste
>>37970323
>>37970326
I got a comfy walk at least... took this the other night when I went out

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Just tugged one out in the Wolverhampton footie stadium toilets lads.

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>>37970319
didn't quote the correct post, excellent taste
>>37970353


pretty tired desu lads

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>>37970353
Looks very comfy. Would love to take a nice summer walk down there with a ice cream.

Off for my walk now. Cya lads. Always a pleasure.

- PM Kev x

>>37970367
i'd love to walk hand in hand with you kev

>>37970326
Tilde will you please fuck off you unwanted racist lying attention whore

>>37970376
Singing and skipping through fields of flowers right?

>>37970384
on the beach lad

>>37970391
Oh.okay good choice personally when I go to the beach is prefer to hold a bag of fish n chips

>>37970400
I'll take kev for fish and chips, then an ice cream, then he can go topless on the beach with me

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>Walking doggo
>Every non-paki smiles at us
Why do dogs make everyone happy?

>>37970419
Don't like doggo but will smile and nod at dog walkers. Don't know why.

>>37970419
Dogs are full of energy joy and happiness

>>37970419
because they are cool like ebin

I just had to click 119 cars on captcha to post a thread. What is up with it he past few days?

>>37970442
I try but the old soggy dog walkers always look at me with disgust and pull their dogs away

>>37970365
how can i be cool like you ebin?

>>37970462
depends what about me you consider cool desu, I guess just b urself and be honest should take you a long way

>>37970353

The tide comes right up to the sea wall in Filey

>>37970449
Go to settings, change captcha to V1 (it's under posting menu)

Thailad helped me out earlier on /int/. I'd screen cap but phone posting right now.

>>37970487
I drove down there this morning, it was right up high to the wall. It does come very high up.

>>37970478
>depends what about me you consider cool

your personality. your posts are cool and the picture you use is cool. the videos you make are very cool and you play games and post all day which is cool.

i want to be your apprentice

>>37970496

I really hope you get that wall sorted out one day ebin

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>cut myself shaving with a shitty rozom mummy got from Aldi
>decide enough is enough
>sign up to Harry's
I didn't get memed did I? Those podcasts wouldn't lie would they?

>>37970488

That only applies to replies, you still need recaptcha for new threads

>>37970510
>rozom
Fuck, I meant razor. Don't bully me for this.

>>37970500
desu you don't want to live like this, its quite a pitiless existence

>>37970506
I'll probably move out before then, I hope they give me a council flat soon enough. Don't know how i'll cope on my own though, it'll either go spectacularly bad or save me

>>37970520
Haha, rozom ... nah, I've got nothing

>>37970531
you're being cool about it. i already sit in all day i just want to be more cool with it. i have no friends they call me retard.

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>>37970531

What, you've applied for a council flat?

>>37970550
I don't even know, my mum signed me up to the housing place months ago and is applying for them I think. I don't even know what my login details are on the housing website haha

>>37970558

Thats gonna be a steep learning curve ebin.

I'm looking forward to 2018 britfeel when you come on here asking us how to pay a gas bill

>>37970517
Fair enough lad, I don't post new threads, I just jump into others. Even online I've never got anything interesting to start a topic on.

>>37970570
God this place is lame

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>>37970570
y-yeah

I kind of hope i'll find myself in employment or something soon enough, I've never even applied for a job

>>37970576
yet your still here lad

>>37970582
can i be your apprentice now ebin?

>>37970590
if you want, its an unpaid position though

>>37970582
I'm worried for the day you get a job lad. The only jobs you can get are stuff like labourer or retail and neither are welcoming to your sort.

Are you on any disability or such?

>>37970594
yess. i have just told my mum and everything.

what cool character can i use as my picture?

Is sakulad a PA in a care home?

>>37970632
Is sakulad still alive?

>>37970608
desu I don't really know, i've let my mum do it so I don't know what i'm even diagnosed with. I went to the JC once and predictably acted a sperg. I never really wanted to be on benefits ever it just worked out this way

>>37970631
Kagamine Len

>>37970582

How long have you been coming to britfeel for?

>>37970642
Not after his meetup with Len. We warned him, but he straddled too close to the canal.

>>37970657
sporadically since it started from the r9k catalog, but I didn't come regularly since late 2015. I've gone weeks/months without coming here a few times though

If ebin had never left 15 pixels off that image, we may have never known he lived in Filey

>>37970652
I mock you, but your life genuinely seems suffering.

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Hello everyone I am ebins apprentice. If you want to be cool talk to me

>>37970719
We already have a len lad, and he's a creepy lad, you don't wanna get involved with him.

>>37970719

Sorry lad, give up the game now, you'll never be up to ebin's standard

>with a couple of friends
>an outsider friend and his boyfriend comes over, met them once before, they're mostly friends of a friend type deal
>he talks talking about being a slut and says "You wouldnt understand being an asexual"
>I said "you what? since when am I asexual?"
>"Well, I asked (friends name) if you'd want to fuck and he said you wouldn't"
>Me: "Well, yea, because 1) I don't do casually fucking, and 2) you're in a relationship"
>Him: "Why would that matter? My BF doesn't care"

His BF didn't seem to give a single shit about any of this.

Changed the subject after that. I was fuming.

>>37970719
why did you use Len instead of an original anime character?

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>>37970710
it could be worse lad, I mean I have a lot of free time and i'm not totally insane or physically ill. I think I still have time to break out

>>37970744
Ebin who is my boss said to use this character. Ebin is cool so he knows what is cool

>>37970752

You have time lad, but you're running out. At least you have a car and driving licence, that's one thing, a hurdle cleared.

Had a cheeky wank at work this morning.

The office toilets are comfy enough.

>>37970743
Fucking bufties are degenerates anyway, you're well shot of those cunts. Get yourself a nice wee girl and settle down lad.

>>37970752
I broke out of it to be fair lad. Not hugely. I'm still shit in social situations, but I get by.

>>37970743
Degeneracy lad don't talk to them any more

>>37970752
People don't think Len cartoon picture is cool. Do I use another cartoon?

>>37970743
You could just fuck her ass quickly, but I wouldn't recommend it.

Anon, just don't fuck her ass, it's not hard

>>37970791
>her
But he said bf

fuck pakis

Originaloregano

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>>37970788
No, you should use Re-L from Ergo proxy. She's a cute waifu and I'd like you solely on that.

When are we going to see a real pic of ebin.

>>37970808
Wouldn't mind, some of those paki girls are hot

>>37970805
Oh shit your right, sorry lad.

Still, I would recommend not fucking his ass. Gays are funny like that, they seem to sleep about and it's fine

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>>37970813
Rare picture of Ebin lad. He has some nice cardies.

>>37970760
I had that running out of time moment of clarity last year. That is indeed a positive, I think i'm becoming better at driving... I did a lot of stop/start practice in the early morning. I may try daytime drive somewhere soon. I just get scared or ultra-depressed at the thought of going out during the daytime most of the time
>>37970776
I don't even want to do social situations, I just want to be independent tbqh. I've already accepted defeat on the social and relationship front. I'll probably not be happy no matter how far I get now

>>37970788
have you seen any animes?

>>37970813
befriend me on steam or something and you have a chance, its honestly not very interesting.

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>>37970838
Ooo you're well 'ard

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Looks like my estrogen arrived lads. Quite excited really!

>>37970719
I am very sorry anon, but Ebin Sensei already has an apprentice~

>>37970632
Please do not stalk me

>>37970846

Whats your steam name?


unroginebin

>>37970846
Yes I have watch dragoball death note kill la kill mobile suit gundam parasite wotamota and others i can think of right now

I am going the doctors now. Bye ebin

>>37970901
Lad, you're past the stage where Estrogen will help.

Just be a weekend crossdresser in your bedroom only like your dad did back in the day.

>>37970901
>Looks like my estrogen arrived lads
Take a lethal dose faggot

Lads I just signed a deal to sell my business. 1.2 million. The money will hit my account later in the week.

What should I do first? What would you do?

>>37970937
It's probably going to be a bedroom only thing desu. Still really want to take estrogen though.

>>37970945
Make another business innit

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>>37970910
part of the game is finding it, I'm not a good person to add though, you'd find better. I nuke my list sometimes

>>37970930
good luck lad, pick a girl you like. Nonon from kill la kill is quite good and memeworthy

>>37970901
ignore the bullies tilde

Going to sleep, need to barricade my door incase my nephew comes here from school and wakes me up at 3pm haha.

Good luck lads and tilde

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How autistic do you have to be to come to an image board and avatarfag and post personal shit about their lives just so people would talk to them?

>>37970752
>time to break out

Mate your mum is running your whole life. You're a wreck. How could you possibly "break out"?

>>37970945

Buy a few houses, keep 1 for living and a few for rental income, but some in bonds, keep 50,000 or so in an easy access savings account.

>>37970947
you got a diseased brain boy

>>37970945
I would become a landlord

>>37970967
To sad for Facebook not sad enough to kill them self's

>>37970945
What type of business did you own lad?

>>37970957
>>37970957
That's the plan, but I am going to take a month or two off first. Been working like a dog for the last 3 years so I need a break. Haven't had more than a couple of days off in a row for years.
>>37970974
>>37970970
Already own a house for living in. I wouldn't like to be a landlord because I think it would be too stressful to evict someone. I think if you are a landlord you need to be prepared to make someone homeless and I am just not hard hearted enough to do it.

Looking for more advice to have fun and make the most of my time off. I've got the practical bit handled and a plan for my next business ready.

>>37971014
I was publishing a $97 a month newsletter about email marketing. Had just under 300 subscribers.

>>37970967
Pretty pathetic tbqh hahahahaha

>>37970969
no idea, I'm barricading my door and going to sleep at 1pm so I'm not making a good job of it

>>37971032
Sounds like the type of thing that would pop up on a porn site

>>37971055
Why would I waste money advertising on a porn site? 99.999% of people who go to a porn site don't even own a business.

I only advertised in places where my target audience would be.

>>37971032

Did you ever read Andrew Reynolds stuff?

Your business soudns like clickbank stuff

>>37971076
No I mean it just sounds like one of those scam pop ups which promises people secret advice if they subscribe to an overpriced monthly service.

>>37971084
Never heard of him.

And nah, I never used Clickbank.

>>37971092
I know the type of thing you mean. I never sold to that market. I only sold to people who already had a business running. I hate all that "get rich quick" bullshit. Reality doesn't work like that. Plus those customers are cancer. The last thing you want to deal with is some lazy fucker who you've promised the earth to.

>tfw bf will never choke me to death with his big thick willy

>>37970901
You are fucking up your body for no good reason. Not even trying to bully. Just warning you that you are harming yourself and need to stop before there is permanent damage.

>>37971119
So you sent out an email telling business owners tips on how to email market their product to people?

Reeeeee, every fuck who gets rich before 30 does it with some weird fucking obscure bullshit no one else would even bother thinking of. It's not fair.

>>37971145
It's a printed monthly 16 page newsletter.

But basically yeah. I used the techniques that I taught in it to sell it.

>>37971137
>having a bf

get out normie

>>37971165
How do you even keep coming up with new shit to shill?

>>37971165
How on earth do you have enough content for 16 pages a month

>>37971176
Sorry, I don't understand the question. "Shit to shill"?

>>37971189
Content, how do you come up with more techniques to fill your newsletter?

>>37971119
Is this britnormie?

>>37971145
>Reeeeee, every fuck who gets rich before 30 does it with some weird fucking obscure bullshit no one else would even bother thinking of. It's not fair.

Not $97 newsletter anon, but in 2011 I spent about 3 months arbitrage/matched better and made about 2 grand a month for 10 hours work a week, now I live of aldi food and have 6 bong to last me until friday.

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>>37971205
I just assume anyone posting that isn't me is britnormie these days.

>>37971213
No joke but I genuinely thought you were britnormie as well

>>37971144
Thanks for the heads up lad. I am hoping to get referred to a specialist for this kind of thing so I can get some advice etc. Not too worried about my body since I don't like it and have already hurt it quite a bit.

I'm almost certain $97 newsletter anon isn't britnormie.

Having said that, both $97 newsletter anon and erection problem anon have both been here for years, but only occasionally post, I'm wondering if they are the same guy

>>37971186
>>37971195
Marketing doesn't really change over the decades. It's all about human psychology. Only the channels change (i.e. people use email instead of letters now, or websites instead of magazine ads) so I can take old, proven, tried and tested marketing advice from the last 5 decades and adapt it for email in 2017. You'd never run out of content.
>>37971205
No, although I have followed his posts with interest. But he does a totally different thing to me, he's more on the creative side.

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>>37971223
At this point I'm not even sure.

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>tfw no alizee gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fbqeT6-g-Y

down to 28k in my savings and i haven't worked in 4 months fmlll

>>37971256

I blew the last few hundred I had in savings on MOT repairs

>>37971256
I've got 8k, but I'm saving for a new car. (but in reality with a kid on the way probably not gonna have it for much longer).

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That was a great walk. Nice sit down and shower afterwards.

>>37970376
>>37970414
Sounds lovely lad. Always up for a good Fish & Chips.

- PM Kev x

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It's not fucking fair lads, why the fuck. I'm mad. We used to get minimum six weeks of in the summer. I'm a full time office cuck and have to deal with 25 days off. Yes that's not bad but fuck sake, I want that feeling of going home and knowing I have at least six weeks off, more if it was an exam year REEEEEEEEE

Chill in my room, occasional meet friends, play vidya, wouldn't feel bad about spending days in the room online as the holidays seems endless.

It's not fair. REEEEEEEEE

Apparently the crypto currency market just crashed

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>>37971249

tfw no enji gf

>>37970906
So is that a yes then?

>>37971282
Fuck off underager, you're fooling nae cunt.

>>37971287
Time to buy xD

who's britfeel

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Anyone here have bitcoins?

>>37971310
I am welcome to my thread

>>37971311
I have like 0.15 btc lol

>>37971291
https://www.xvideos.com/video9194209/cosplayer_sex_tape

Here you go lad.

>>37971319
pleased to meet you. how did you get so many people to respond to your battle cry? ~aren

>>37971323
Not anymore lol

>>37971301
It's quite clear I'm pining for my youth school holidays mate. I'm 30 now

>>37971287
Hmm is it really? Should we check biz?

>>37971282
>ywn pretend to be ill to get the day off school so you can marathon the new video game mummy brought you ever again

>>37971282
Work from home. It's loads better.

>>37971343
R A C I
S
T B O Y

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>>37971328

That's delishoou from chaturbate.

They don't even look similar lad.

Enji is pure.

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>>37971343
Mate you're lucky you can fake ill and get off. Unless I was dead I had to go to school.

Also, all these normies posting Liam Gallagher singing Don't look back in Anger at Glastonbury on Facebook.

I mean, I like Liam, and I like Don't Look Back In Anger, but fuck I don't need all my FB friends filling my page with it.

Is Liam Gallagher the current 'IT GIRL'?

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>>37971340
Biz is where I got this information from
>>>/biz/2616872

>>37971390
The important one is Bitcoin. If that holds up then the rest will be fine too.

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what's the jobcentre like nowadays lads

>>37971333
Better buy more while the price is low xD

i heard Liverpool are finally going to pull through the van Dijk deal . thoughts

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New DBZ looks pretty nice.

>>37971465
footie is shit

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>>37971475
Isn't the world cup soon

>>37971465
Do they send scouts anywhere else?

>>37971465
any update on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?

i need to go to the job centre in 30 mins. i've done nothing since i last went a couple of weeks ago and i've got no valium left. fml i'm going to be too anxious to walk in

>>37971465
>thoughts
PARTY WITH DA MAD LADZ INNIT

>tfw bought ether at 50 dollars
>want to just sell and forget it
>can't get wallet to work

Reeeeeeeee

>Anon shilling for weeks for people to invest in bitcoin, specifically Ethereum
>The market crashes today with Eth taking the biggest loss

Fucking knew that guy was full of shit

>>37971494
it's brought them successes, like Rickie Lambert and Dejan Lovren.
>>37971500
i have no evidence whatsoever that this is a thing

>>37971546
The more people who invest, the more money your coins are worth, so of course people are going to shill them

Borderline pyramid scheme

>>37971546

>Listening to /biz/ and /pol/ memes

Hey footie lads, Newcastle are back in the EPL, how do you think they'll cope this season?

I feel they play better in the lower leagues, but are a lower middle team in the EPL due to the fact Ashley is a cheap cunt.

Honestly haven't felt this depressed in a long, long time

And all it took was some shitty little britfeel post to make me feel this way

This place has too much power over my mental state

>>37971583
What happened lad, who hurt you?

>>37971583
Which post was it lad?

>>37971581
don't be surprised if they finish top 10

>>37971603
Think Rafa has what it takes?

>>37971583
Kill yourself fag

If a post on an anonymous imageboard affects you at all you'd be better off dead.

>>37971581
We are going to get relegated desu, with how signings have been going, as in none, we are following the standard Ashley way of thinking of trying not to sign any one if he believes we can stay up with our squad, and if it carries on like this Rafa will be gone before the start of the season.

>>37971581
I hope you go straight back down georgie shore boy

>>37968484
How do you guys feel about all these acid attacks?

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>>37971637
Yeah that's what I believe as well lad.
Rafa could pick a decent team, but Ashley being the cheap cunt he is I doubt we will get a decent one. Who knows though, he sold his shares in Rangers, I'm sure that 40 quid can get us a lad from the high school footie team.

>>37971672
mon then cunt.

>>37971695
we need to ban assault acid

meant to be at the job centre now but its fucking closed. fuck this i'm going back home

>>37971695
Fucking scummy to be fair lad.
Always shite bags who do it too.
Whatever happened to glassing a bird and then getting stuck in when the white knights try to tackle you?

>>37971730
>EID
>Job centre is closed
makes sense to be fair.

Also, if it's closed take a picture or video and call them when you get home. They'll stop your fucking bennies lad.

>>37971695
>>37971735
>>37971721
It's always slutty roasties who get splashed with acid

I don't feel a bit of sympathy and I hope those shallow cunts kill themselves

>b-but what about the muslim ones whose only crime was running from an arranged marriage?

Fuck muslims

>>37970906
>>37971295
pIs respond, it's quite important

Lads, can whisky dick/going flaccid mid-thrust cause a condom to fail?

>>37971769
It happens to males too. Doesn't it scare you ?

>>37971775
Surely if you go flacid you aren't spunking anyway

The odds of pre getting through a condom and then impregnating is insane

>>37971781
I've never heard of it happening to men

And no I'm not scared because I'm not a cheat whore roastie or chad, I don't go to clubs and shit where these things happen and I don't live in a muslim shithole like london or manchester

>>37971769
Doesn't matter if the bird is a proper dirty, it's still scummy as fuck lad.

How would you feel if it was aimed at neet losers who post on chinky image boards.

Acid attacks and random violence is always uncalled for.

>>37971775
yes it can lad

>>37971782

I have spunked completley flaccid before, Its a horrible feeling

>tfw feel sad for literally no reason at all

>>37971815
There's always a reason, you probably just can't articulate it

>>37971815
Go gor a walk while listening to some upbeat music

>take estrogen pill
>reading through side effects
>tfw weight gain

Just vomited it back up desu. Shan't be taking those again. Might increase my anti androgen dosage desu.

>>37971811
>Doesn't matter if the bird is a proper dirty, it's still scummy as fuck lad.
Actions have consequences, people seem to have forgotten this and think the law and the government will protect them from everything. If you fuck someone over then you'd be stupid not to expect them to want revenge.

>How would you feel if it was aimed at neet losers who post on chinky image boards.
That's as retarded as saying "how would you feel if it happened to people who listened to ABBA". It's never gonna happen in the first place and I don't give a fuck about anyone here anyway.

>Acid attacks and random violence is always uncalled for.
Nice virtue signalling

Whether it's called for or not, if someone fucks someone else over then bad shit is gonna happen. You can pretend all you like about being the bigger person or moving on or being civilized but some people don't care about that shit so walking around like those people don't exist is asking to be splashed with acid.

>>37971811
I think it's actually quite fair. The roastie used her good looks to get an unfair advantage in life so taking it away is a decent punishment

>>37971583
>tilde upset people called him out for his racist ways and fake nice personality.