its been a while since I've seen a gf thread. soooooo, gf thread!

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we have similar tastes

originati

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Here I go with the triple 6 treat.

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INFP gf

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Ill dump my favorites

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Oeginal Text

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evil boy, still the best
oh, i love when they slam and sweat
get real close, you'll get a taste of lollirot
lolli- lolli- lolli- lolli- lolli- lolli- lollirot

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I havent been held in years what about you fellas?

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Something Something the bot is dumb but I understand why its here

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Hmm these appear to be newer ones.

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>tfw no desperate eager to please yandere clingy obsessive gf
Be mine please.

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Tsundere nazi gf!

>>37968103
tfw literally this

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It's good to see threads not dead.
Cool stuff.

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>>37968137
tfw you're probably not single or live on my continent

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I should really make my own instead of posting old ones

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Having a gf is for plebs
Fucking your mom is top tier

>>37968137
please be in europe

gib discord

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Randomly originally posted here first.

>>37968103
im this and the guy i liked hates me because of this kek

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The fate worse then death non gf.

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Goddamnit it fucking sucks being a loser and then it only gets worse from here

>>37968209
This is objectively the best gf in this entire thread. Nothing before or after it will even come close. You are all plebs.

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I just want a wholesome gf like this

>>37968547
WHAT A FUCKIN QT GODDAMN

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>>37968393
>>37968306
>>37968297
Is there a guide on how not to project this, even when you're a guy? I can tell my friend feels like they're getting mixed signals from me. Help.

>>37968299
rightfully so

get a personality you slag

>>37968622
btfo
stop projecting your insecurities on me faggot
we know you hate women
its ok

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second time ever posting this
also
>that crushing feeling that elves do not exist in this reality

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Shitty OC
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>37968622
>>37968666
wew
dubs beaten up by satan
both checked

>>37968547

>tfw i had a girl like this
>tfw western culture ruined her
>tfw i will never have another like her

why even live

>>37968688
How does one get off to this shit? Honestly I can't even get hard to rape/imprisonment stuff if the girl doesn't want it.

>>37968666
I don't hate women I just hate your type

you are the reason why people hate women at all tbqh

>>37968753
It's about them actually wanting you despite the facade.

>>37968753
basically this >>37968796
Its "consensual" rape, where the girl gets to indulge in feeling dominated and powerless while in a safe environment, while the male gets to indulge in his power fantasies.
Just look at BDSM

>>37968796
I can get behind that, but not if I can't sense any amount of willingness and just see genuine fear and anger, I'm soft like a tissue

>>37968547
wait wtf this is me
>tfw bought cute socks literally a few hours ago

>>37967970
I like this
anyone got an intj or infj one? or any of the other types. Would be cool to see one for each type tbqfhwy

>>37968738
I have this qt now, and she's smart. And she's already been through enough that we're adulting now, though it took a bit of work.
I'm so goddamn happy.

>>37968759
no, the reason y people h8 women is because people like you go on this site so much you have it wired into your brains kek
i dont mind tho vvvv
just dont act like youre anything special either, you're on /r9k/.

>>37968850
girl (female) or girl (male)?
either way, post a pic

i have never met someone who genuinely hated women who doesn't browse 4chan, go figure

>>37968874
girl (male)
some of my friends are on here and i dont want them to see me being lonely ;~;
d-do you have a discord?

>>37968855
Also, effort on my part. And lots, lots more effort to come. Unimaginable truckloads of effort. Asteroid-sized amounts of effort.

>>37968841
>BDSM
Leather and chains doesn't really get me going. All the accessories that comes with it just feels dirty. Like unwashed rolled around in the mud teeming with bacteria dirty.

Like yeah, choking a girl and watching her fall into ecstasy the more she struggles is hot, but not if she's literally disgusted with me/literally being held against her will, which seems to be a theme with a lot of rape themed porn.

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Such is the tale of the one that i loved

>>37968868
>y
>h8
>kek
>tho
>vvvv
stop

stop stop

you are not the quirky cute cunt you think you are

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>>37968918
Well that's it for me tonight...

originol

>>37968918
cute
tfw no ded gf

>>37968855

You're probably the ausfag that took her.

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Mai sheepu

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one day anons, one day...

cuckblox

>>37969178
I'm from the US, different guy.

>no chubby models available

Someone post the original template

>>37967970
Hahaa, I have an INFP friend and that's so accurate. She spends her evenings knitting, has fairy lights and cushions all over her room, and baked a guy a cake as an apology when he overreacted to her taking some of his milk. She's so cute.

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>>37967311

OP's pic clearly only exists in porn hentais

>>37969009

*dead
damn iPhone autocorrect

>>37969198

>sheep gf
>sandnigger
>possibly explosives inside robe
>maybe sports even a feminine penis

mooslem here. I'm sold!! Allah Ackbar!!

>>37968852
>intj
That would be neat to see but we both know they'd make an awful gf.

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>>37967311
>slutty
As in perverse or as in has taken more Richards than Watergate? Otherwise very similar tastes, especially if you mean pervy.

>>37969198
>tfw sheepgirls will literally never exist on this earth

>>37969558
why's that? i've always gotten along best with intj's

>>37969588
They always seem really cold and awkward. Maybe I'm just projecting though because I always test INTJ and I don't really get along with anyone.

>>37969493
Italian women are great desu. Grew up near lots of Sicilians and Italians being an Irish Catholic and all, love 'em to death. First girl I ever kissed was this Italian broad with dark wavy hair.

>>37969577

wait, is "double sided toy" a fucking sextoy?

I'm now having second thoughts about a fembot gf.

>>37969636
you've probably just never met an entp before then, anon

>>37969720
What's so great about them?

>>37967469


That photo belongs to me. You saved it... I made the original!

>>37969744

big bewbz and gigantic vagogo

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Sometimes a homeless gf can be a comfy one.

>>37969744
not much desu... but intj's are supposed to be their ideal match. Which is weird cause entp's usually are the type to act like they get along with everyone, no matter what.

>>37969577
get this normalfag girl out of my face

>>37967970
man I'm really glad I'm an INFP guy and not an INFP girl

instead of being a fucking weirdo like this I get to just be a quiet cynical outcast that cries at the drop of a hat and doesn't talk to anyone and will die alone having never been touched by a woman

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A thought on the pseudo gf.
If you can go from lovers to friends ignore this post.
For the rest of us.
Loving a female romantically when she doesn't is like this terrible emotional black hole.
This void where your feelings get sucked in and nothing gets returned it's a drain on your soul.
They might not mean to hurt you but, you are letting them hurt you in a way that can't be explained but can only be your fault.

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Hey guys, nobody found your make believe girlfriends interesting when you first posted them a month ago, and nobody finds those same ones interesting now.

Props to those who made new ones, and haven't just been reposting the same ones for a month straight, in hopes that their make believe girlfriend will somehow find them and fix their life.

I'd make one of these, but I hate women.

>>37967970
Tfw enfp guy with bpd so fluctuate between feely and sociopath

>>37969977
make your ideal bf then you homo

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>>37970010
I said that I hate women, not that I'm a faggot. I'm a straight guy who hates women. Throughout the entirety of my teenage, young adult, and now adult life, I have not me a single woman that' I've liked.

They're all either sluts or refuse to think and instead rely on pure emotion to make all of their decisions. I've actually had two girls ask me out before, but they were both drug addicts who refused to keep their legs closed, so I denied them both.

I long for a girlfriend who I can truly love and vice versa, however I believe that there will never be a woman out for me.

I *want* a woman to prove me wrong, I truly do, however I doubt that'll happen.

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>>37967311
just gib me this please, she's all I ask for...

Can somebody post the trans gf one pls?

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>>37969198
I see your sheep and raise you a goat

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this fucking thread again.

originalio

>>37967970
i'm an infp grill, and i don't think i act like this ;-;

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>>37970324
How do you act? I'm an infp guy

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>>37970195
Pls no..

orig

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Posting how my buddy would be as a girl, he'd be a generous wagecuck gf
Would you a buddy?

>>37967970
>*bumps into a wall*
>*apologizes to wall*
I thought I was the only one.

>>37970296
pls don`t do that to my little tender heart, it`s too much ;___;

>>37968006
Fucking damn it, this one kills me, it really does

>>37968299
Like me instead how about that

>>37969493
>Italian gf
>not making her scream about gabagool and watching mafia related movies/tv shows all the time while screaming in a loud New York accent

>>37968306
>You are in love with your ideal of me and not the real me and that will be your downfall.
True, everytime I consider seriously pursuing someone once I do try to go beyond casually looking at them in public to full blown online stalking them.... it sucks. My current oneitis is very private with her shit though, she took off all her photos on normie book, basically just shares mental health articles and cutesy shit. Her twitter is set to private so I couldn't stalk that one too :(

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>>37970108
>best girl
A "smol awkward shy qt" gf would be unbearable desu.

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You guys have horrible taste
Ssjsk

>>37969860
>normalfag
>has bodypillow
>implied husbando
>watches hentai
>implied KHV
>considers a date to be just enjoying each other's company
>casual about sex
Yes this is definitely a normalshit.

>>37968137
any way to contact you femanon??

>>37968137
You shouldn't have said that, you have been spotted!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CEvzFcqKbXw

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>tfw no qt gf to wife up and start a family with

>>37973993
Why such a focus on sex? I mean it must feel good but nothing about personality?

>>37967970
>depression is a lifestyle
I fucking kek'd

>>37968006

this is my gf except she cried when we weren't talking a lot last night because she wasn't sure if we were drifting a part or not.

>>37973993
The infertile gf is sad as fuck

>>37967970
>tfw women will never be this pure
>tfw even if they did exist they would never love me

>>37969198
That's a goat.
>>37970195
That's not exactly a goat.

>>37969237
And there goes my boner.