>mom starts joking that maybe I should look into dating one of my cousins
I GET IT WHORE I'VE NEVER HAD A GF FUCK OFF
>>37966987
don't call your mom a whore, that makes you son of a bitch, anon
>>37966987
You should unironically fuck one of your cousins.
That'll show her.
>tfw closest you've ever gotten to a girl was playing doctor with your cousin
>>37967017
I AM A SON OF A BITCH. WHAT KIND OF WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT SITS AROUND AND DOES NOTHING BUT MASTURBATE AND DISAPPOINT HIS PARENTS? THEY'RE SO DISAPPOINTED I COULD BECOME A DITCH DIGGING COUSIN FUCKER, AND THEY WOULD BE MORE PROUD OF ME THAN THEY ARE NOW
>>37967017
>Impregnate trashiest cousin
>Be deemed unfit to care for the child
>Laugh as her insult causes her to raise your mutant spawn on your behalf
>>37967045
Cousinfucking was a social norm up until only like 500 years ago. Just go for a qt cousin, dude. Problem solved. It's not really that bad when you live in a bum-fucking-nowhere anyway.