i've never had a boyfriend yet my pussy says otherwise,
why has god punished me like this?
>>37966345
Outer labias that are big doesnt come from alot of sex its genetic.
There is surgery like circumcision that "fixes" this. You'll lose feeling but it will be more aesthetic.
>>37966345
The robots don't understand vaginas-- this surprises you?
>>37966345
>trimmed pubes
yeah right you didnt you fucking whore
it's not a punishment , it's a blessing
be creative
What a bag looks like has nothing to do with how much of a wore you are.
I like them both ways.
>>37966455
This is probably not a pictures of OP's vagina.
>>37966345
>i've never had a boyfriend yet my pussy says otherwise
implying you need a boyfriend to have already had sex :^)
>>37966418
fuck off with your underhand attempts at brainwashing impressionable robots, cunt. you won't fool us. we already know you've been chad's cum dump now fuck off.
>>37966345
Pussy is so fucking ugly
>>37966345
yep, looks seriously underfucked. low blood circulation, dry.
>>37966345
>tfw have v small inner labia and cute puffy outer lips
>tfw pale girl but parts of my vagina are ugly brown
why cant i just be qt and pink down there
oh well, its not like anyone will ever see it
>>37966503
>its not like anyone will ever see it
i can fix that
>>37966492
>implying you need a boyfriend to have already had sex :^)
yes you do, i wouldnt have sex unless im with a partner i intend to marry, but i know he'll be grossed out by my genitals
>>37966492
I'm a dude fag.
>>37966503
Hey. Guess what. Whoever guy your with won't care anon. Don't worry about it.
Hark! Do mine ears hear the cry of a Lady?
Dearest fembot, thou must knoweth that the length of your labia is simply genetics!
Do not let any of these curs cause you any distress, my lady!
>>37966492
It is genetic though.
How are you this autistic?
>>37966503
fuck off bitch this thread is for roasties only
no one gives a fuck about discolouration when the lights are off
>>37966556
kys retard
oriongal
I'm also a "virgin roastie." It's never bothered me though. Not like anyone's gonna see it anyway, lol.
>>37966530
>>37966557
kill yourselves you fucking SHILLS
>>37966531
sure you are. and i'm a "fembot" too xDD
>"fembots" still falling for the roastie meme
>>37966516
im not in a hurry to have sex or expose myself to anyone
>>37966553
this was reassuring anon, thanks
>>37966593
I wanna see it originally
>>37966345
I was always a roastie despite losing my virginity at 18. Hell a boy never even touched me until that age.
It's what I have and always will. My new boyfriend doesn't mind it, he's also uncut so he knows that nice feel of extra skin. Really the only downside is that it looks weird in thongs and I can't wear bikini bottoms because I'm afraid it'll slip out or something. Always boyshorts style bottom.
I think some roasties look very nice when the girl is aroused and they are wet.
>>37966649
just don't let the memers get to you.
Ive always wondered if the "gotta have the perfect vag" meme actually had effected anyone.
I guess it had.
then again I bet alot of guys fall for the dicklet meme too cause they're not packing 8inchers or someshit.
>>37966664
SO FUCKING CLOSE TO QUINTS
also
>tfw new boyfriend is an EMT with common knowledge of the female anatomy, so he knows a vagina can't get worn out unless child birth
>>37966649
>not in a hurry
you say that now but the next thing you know you have 20 cats
>>37966731
>implying this isnt common knowledge
>>37966668
The hell is Hope Solo here for?
When I was younger, I used to think my big lips were an underdeveloped penis. I thought I was a boy and the doctors missed it somehow.
I went through elementary school thinking I was a girl trapped in a dicklet's body.
>>37966731
>tfw new boyfriend
Why the FUCK are you here?
No, seriously, think about it. Why the FUCK are you on OUR board you stupid roastie who has had MULTIPLE (implied by the word "new" boyfriend instead of "first" boyfriend) boyfriends before
You're a roastie who has had multiple boyfriends, what the FUCK are you doing here?
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? LEAVE THIS BOARD NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>37966345
>masturbate with "Chad Thundercock" 8-inch dildo three times a week from age 13-30
>"I'm a virgin!"
Blown-out whorecunt and no hymen? sure doesn't look like a virgin
>>37966807
By St.George! Do mine eyes betray me? How could thee speaketh to a Lady in such an uncouth manner?!!?
Shalt I remind thee this board is open to anybody, regardless of gender?
Shame upon thee! Thy misogynistic ranting is making me ill!
>>37966798
i used to think mine were tiny balls that yet to develop fully cause it just looks like I have a mini sack down there
horrible
>>37966765
>Hope Solo
I didn't know who this was, so I had to google it.
She has a lickable butthole.
>>37966731
>has a boyfriend
GET OFF MY BOARD I HATE YOU.
>tfw no bf so i can fuck off here forever
>>37967002
>tfw no bf so i can fuck off here forever
Not so fast
You're a roastie GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD NOW, EVEN IF YOU'RE A VIRGIN
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? TONS OF GUYS HERE WOULD BE YOUR BOYFRIEND, I GUARANTEE YOU IF YOU MADE A POST "looking for boyfriend, email this address" YOU'D GET AT LEAST 10 REPLIES
SO FUCK OFF OMFGGGG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>37967002
Let me impregnate you, little fembot.
>>37967002
>>37967120
there's the reply the other anon was talking about. why do roasties insist on coming to this place? you can literally get a bf whenever the fuck you like.
>>37967141
maybe we should let them so they can leave
chad doesnt want them
just get it cut goyette
>>37967141
Don't scare her off, I want to inseminate her.
Threads like these are the cancer that is killing this board
>I'm a fembot
Fuck off roastie whore, there is no such thing as fembots
>I've never had a boyfriend
Still a roastie whore
You people need to fuck off this site. You make these stupid fucking threads and all this fembot shit needs to go now. All true robots need to stand up to /b/ and the normie fuckers that shit up this board
>>37966345
Looks like a pair of dried up fruits
>>37966345
Same here, OP. I'm a virgin and I don't even masturbate either. Life isn't fair, I suppose.
>>37968001
you're still highly valued for being a virgin
personally id get over it if a girl who I fell for had beef flapsI plan to fatten them up anywayfat pussy best pussy
>>37967025
fuck off
>>37967120
fuck off
>>37967141
fuck off
you're all normies, leave me alone.
>>37968134
shhh, it's okay
it's okay
just relax
it's alright
>>37966345
Have you done a lot of masturbating?
I fucking hate roasties so much. You contribute absolutely nothing to this board aside from shitting it up with these garbage threads. And no, you cannot be a fucking "fembot". Women CANNOT be robots. It's just not possible at all. You don't belong here. You never will. So FUCK OFF back to /lolcow/ or any other board that'll gladly whiteknight and orbit you. Fucking whores.
Roastie was a meme created by virgin men to shame women for something uncontrollable, equivalent to the manlet meme. It's a tactic to get back at women for our unfair mate selection -- by choosing a trait (height) in which men have no control over, fucking over their chances at impressing the opposite sex and acquiring a gf. To restore this kind of imbalance in the mating game, the male population have come up with a trait (outer labia) which has no direct correlation with the amount of sexual partners you have had, to shame women into the same kind of insecurity that manlets have suffered throughout history. But really, this meme isn't even mainstream yet so normies would not give a shit at all about whether you're a roastie, and yet they care if you're a manlet. Just laugh it off because in the end, women always win :^)
>>37966345
People on /r9k/ have never even seen a vagina in real life and only have porn to go off of, this has given them a warped perception of sex organs and sexuality in general. Take their opinion with a grain of salt.
>>37966503
ew I have this too, my skin naturally discolours and darkens under my eyes and around my mouth and down there, and on my elbows and arms, I hate it. It's like, my skin wants to be white but with buds of ugly paki brown poking through
>>37968362
>Just laugh it off because in the end, women always win
The thing is, there's nothing they're winning "at"
So your statement should be corrected to "in the end women never pull the short stick" as opposed to them actually winning at anything
>>37968362
uhuh,if your vag looks wreckt no-one will be wanting to get near that, thankyouvmuch
I JUST WANT TO LOVE A GIRL I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER FUCKING LABIA
>>37968134
I just want to take you away from this place.
>>37966904
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen on r9k
>>37966904
7/10 decent kek
originarlso
>>37966530
You fucking idiot just don't spread your legs and you'll be fine, who would care about one issue like that.
>>37966859
kek you know you can't see a woman's hymen just from looking at the vulva/outer labia, right?