traps general

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that picture makes me cringe
>autism shoes
>black lives matter
>fat 30 year cuck looking faggot
> and of course the faggot pink skirt
just kill me already

>dad shoes
>woman's glasses
>black lives matter shirt
>tights
>pink skirt
>balding
>fat
>probably a manlet
The LGBTQRSLMNOP exist was a mistale

>>37963866
wow, beautiful woman :^)

>>37963866
It's like they don't even try to be a "woman" these days. At least the few trans people I know actually made the effort of getting hormones, growing out their hair, shaving, etc.

>>37963866
Oh damn. It's happened.

The fabled bait of legend is here.

>>37963866
How do I know if my friend likes traps?

could you love a trap?
could you love him even if your friends knew he wasn't a real girl?
could you love him if your family knew?
could you live your life behind a white picket fence and eggs and bacon every morning and everything seemingly just fine but under your wife's apron is a little dicklet and no tits?

could you love me

>>37965366
only if you're cute
but that's pretty much all girls

>>37963866
this is seriously such a bizarre world

>>37965796
What if I'm a high six with a big ass and bitch hips?

>>37965905
High six for transgirls or biological women?

>>37965971
biological
I'm nothing special at all face-wise, just a very plain looking girl
I've never gotten a funny look in the womens' bathroom, I've never gotten any funny looks while crossdressing
I do get check out quite a lot
I have a nice body for a girl, I think
No tits, obviously, though

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>>37966049
Post picture of boipucci for proof. Then plz be Colorado

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>>37966088
illinois
can you get me weed?

>>37966132
Instead of invading board hit me up on Kik
th1rte3nrob

>>37966132
where in Illinois? im there too, and id hit that

>>37966167
I don't have kik
I still use a flip phone

>>37966177
Southwest, half an hour away from St Louis

>>37966205
oh fuck, me too. i live around edwardsville

>>37966241
Holy shit, I live /in/ Edwardsville
Do you go to siue?

>>37963866
epitome of hon

>>37966260
i go to swic, im becoming a welder there. i never fucking ever thought that id find someone from around me on this website, much less a qt trap

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my cashier at the store today was a fat bald short man with cherry red lipstick and the nails on one hand painted teal and the other glittery silver
how does someone get to that point in their lives?

>>37966361
reading lots and lots of buzzfeed and shit like that

>>37966280
c:>
l actually don't go to school anywhere lol
I work a shitty a job with decent pay, and I'm probably just gonna work there til I die
God damn, what are the odds

>>37966395
really fucking low. what job do you work?

>>37966361
jews my friend

>>37963866
BLM would curb stomp that faggot. Then they would make off with everything of value. Then he would blame himself for oppressing them.

>>37966395
I don't wanna be too specific because I would probably get fired for being an ass-flashing-fag if they found out, but I work for a school and I'm not a teacher

>>37966476
kek, i can understand that. could we talk over email or some shit because of your flip phone? you seem pretty chill and i am sick of the crushing loneliness

>>37966547
god I'm nervous, it's such a commitment
I'm worried if I do, I'll get scared and ghost you
But what the fuck are the odds of meeting someone literally in my town on /r9k/ of all places
I don't know, what if I hurt you? Can you handle that? Would that make your life worse?
Full disclosure, I'm completely neurotic

>>37966609
i understand that, and i understand why you would ghost, so it would be okay. i can handle it, its hard to hurt me. im also fairly crazy, so warning to you for the same thing. im a sperg too, and i have almost no experience socializing, so im going to be awkward.

>>37966644
o-okay, here goes
this is just my fatass throwaway, don't laugh
also, it's kind of late for desu, so, email starting tomorrow?
[email protected]

>>37966704
yeah, that sounds okay. ill message you tomorrow,okay?

>>37966744
Well, just send me one for now so I know I typed my email right, then we'll talk for real tomorrow
Other than that, h-h-here we go

>>37966132
i would eat your asshole. just saying.

>>37966088
Aurora here, shocked to see someone I hate more than my nigger neighbors.
Drank myself into a stupor this weekend so I would head down to capital hill and paint the fucking place red.
Get the fuck out of Colorado, you raging faggot.

>>37966791
i sent one, its from the one that starts with a t

>>37965366
Yes to all of the above
>tfw that trap would never love me back

>>37965366
If you actually make an attempt to pass as a girl then yes I could

If you are like OP pic then no

>>37963866

>no traps live near me

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37967892
>tfw I will never be a trap that lives near cute robot boys and steals their virginities away from women
I really REALLY wish someone feminized me desu

Someone needs to put a bullet through all your worthless faggot brainboxes.

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>>37967997
If you want something done right you need to do it yourself anon

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>>37963866
>everyone saying pink skirt
Wtf his skirt is clearly fucking white. Am i colorblind or what?

>>37968125
i want to hurt you

>>37968125
its a light salmonish color you fucking retard. Kill yourself because you are a weak link in the genepool.

>>37968125
You guys will get over it. I'll pay my dues, do what I have to, to make things right.

>>37968196
I obviously can't go killing anybody, but I'll continue to provide free medical care and help maintain stability. Just like my father did for me. Eventually you guys will be able to take care of your selves.

>>37967971

I would feminize you LOCATION?

>>37968210
As far as work goes, don't bet on anyone paying you're bills, or you're ready to get fucked. Don't depend on anybody for anything, or else you're ready to get fucked. Here's something my dad never told me. And most dad's don't tell their kids. I'm not always going to be there for you. I can't protect from everything. You're truly on your own in this world. You're the only person who can take care of you. Sure, MAYBE I can help, but that's it. That's all I expect from you guys too.

looking for someone to help feminize in colorado

also not looking for that guy from Aurora earlier

although I hate me too

>>37968381
Child psychology, rasing children, cooking, cleaning, make-up, singing, being well versed in current affairs as to be interesting to talk to. These are all valuable traits as a house-wife. I don't know honestly, this isn't my field of expertise.

>>37964073
It's literally Tumblr personified

I'm not a manlet. Can I still be qt and how do I become qt?