RED FLAGS FOR GIRLS >she has a tattoo

>>37962333
>I don't know why I'm here LOL

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>>37962333
>Yes, I am a single mom. My children are my life. Are you man enough to step up to the plate guys :)

>she does the non-virgin walk
>she's shorter than 5'7/taller than 6'0
>she doesn't go to church every sunday

>>37962333
>all of her friends are guys
>she has piercings in places other than her ears
>her friends are sluts

>she has a big dog
>she has died hair

>>37962333
>she takes "anxiety" and/or "depression" medication

>>37963579
>she believes in sky fairies

Sorry I don't date retarded

>>37962333
>>37963579
>>37963645
These are green flags. Fucking tradcucks.

>>37963669
>non virgin
>not Christian
>dyed hair
>green flags
numales get out go do the virgin walk or something

>>37962333
>does drugs
>alcoholic
>lots of guy friends
>Tumblr-esque hair (like really bad as in baby pink)
>doesn't want a LTR

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>She has a vagina

Fucking gross

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>She has a piercing

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>>37962333
>has a tattoo
I haven't seen one fucking girl without a tattoo for like 3 years
Why do all these fucking roasties ruin their bodies with shit 'art'
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37963773
Thats because they're roasties, son.

>>37962333
>has pictures of herself riding horses
>says she loves adventure and hanging out
>lip ring/gauges
>Jehovah witness/Mormon
>"country girl"

>>37963884
I hate this
>whore grows up in smallish town, maybe a few hours from a large city
>never even SEEN a farm
>calls herself a "country girl"

>>37963669
>died hair
>tatoos
>green flags
I mean, feel free to take the degenerate trash off the market anon, but you disgust me

>>37962333
>Her favorite vidya is Undertale and her favorite show is Steven Universe.
Into the trash she goes!

>>37963669
You're unironically a cuck.

She has a benis originally

>>37962333
Has issues with her father

>>37964697
This is a green flag >:(
Originalitori

>>37962333

>she fucks on the first date, then tells you she loves you in the morning.

>>37963669
It's a green flag if you're looking for a certified dick sucking, dog fucking freak, which some guys like, understandably.

>>37964641
A cuck would mean she has kids. That is a red flag. Pretty much a deal breaker in fact. But I don't want some boring shut in girl either.

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>>37962333
>Her penis isn't feminine
Thank goodness this girl has a feminine penis.

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>she's a nigger

I must protect my white genes.

>>37965391
Shes beautiful. Looks East African.

>>37962333
>She isn't a Trump supporter

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>>37963913
>smallish
>SMALLISH

This nigga really said "Smallish" I mean, I guess that's a new wo... BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

He said "Smallish"

>>37962333
>>37963579
>>37963645
>>37963679
>>37963712
Have fun being permavirgins

>>37962333
>alt-right
>sjw
>religious
>likes horses
>pops pills
>depression
>follows instagram trends (constantly puckered lips, thick fake eyebrows, pants pulled up too high on purpose to look thicc)
>likes rap
>pushover

>>37963669
Ive met maybe one girl with dyed hair that was worth shit. Think of it as a warning but youre a dumbfuck so enjoy the trap

>she's in 3 dimensions.

>>37966236
>using virgin as a insult
Lol. And enjoy your herpies from your sloppy seconds, cuck
>>37965599
i dont understand the east vs west african meme. Lots of qt nigerian girls are out there

>disgustingly fat
>mental illness/ addiction
>too flirty
>has children
>unreasonable

other than that i don't give a shit, as long as i like her and she likes me

>has political views
>tattoos
>dog filter

>>37963663
you should since you are retarded too

>>37966402
east africans have arab blood

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>>37963773
>tfw don't have tattoos and never want them

Feels good to not have them

>>37962333
used the dog-filter. ever.

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>>37966667
tfw I missed the wuints by 1 digit

>>37962333
>I believe in men's rights too, but...

>she is blonde
>she has blue eyes

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>>37962333
>she's interested in me or is amused by my existence

>>37962333
>she's a nurse
NOT EVEN ONCE

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>"my mom is my best friend"
or
>"my dad left/died when I was young"

NOPE

>>37963596
fuck, how true is this?

my oneitis is friends with most of the campus sluts (but she's high up in the school and is by default friends with a lot of people)

For all I know she only has visible piercings on the ears

and again she's friends with the chads of the school but I think by default but I could also have autism

seriously, what are the chances she's a secret roastie whore getting spit-roasted in private to save her image

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>>37968287
100%
seriously, she's not even being secret about it, you're just giving her the benefit of the doubt for whatever reason

>>37968329
please nigga say it ain't so

>she goes on 4chan / reddit / 9gag or any other cancer

>>37968374
Just accept it now.

>>37962333
>dyed hair
>daddy issues

>>37962333
>non-human colored hair
>Piercings other than ears
>thousands of instagram followers or tons of selfies

>>37962333
> mostly male friends circle
> into internet culture
> body modifications
> absent father figure

>>37968374
deal with it faggot how more obvious it could be your oneitis is fucking roastie being penetrated by niggers

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>she only likes to party with her girl friends, you can't come.
>She will break up with you every time you challenge her, only to come back like nothing happened when she gets bored of fucking around.
>She sucks dick the way girls in porn do, spitting on you and slapping her face with your dick, disgusting.
>She attends state college in any capacity, supports government involvement in higher education
>She doesn't like children, BIGGEST RED FLAG

>>37962333
>she doesnt have a nipple piercing

>>37966667
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>>37966755
Here anon, here's a (you) and a check up.

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>>37962333
>i've struggled with addiction to opioids during high school and refused to admit it to my boyfriend at the time haha

>>37963596
>>all of her friends are guys

aaaaannnd /thread

>>37963913
>be dude grw up in a smallish town/midwestern or southern state
>drive a truck without a speck of dirt on it, never seen a ranch
>call self working mayne

>>37962333
>her first name is broken down into two or more parts
>she dyes her hair
>she's white and hates white men, but dates white men
>pretends to understand the hottest memes
>she can't cook

>>37962333
>she's not candid
Just drop her right then and there, she'll only lead you on.

>>37962333
>tattoos
>piercings
>smokes
>does any sort of drugs, weed included
>drinks more alcohol than a glass of wine with a meal
>leftist of any kind
>dyed hair
>fat
>under 5'7"
>single mom
>has had more than 2 partners before
>is very active on Facebook/Instagram/whatever
>has and hangs out with guy friends more than girl friends
>divorced
>not white
>can't cook
>doesn't dress modestly
>on any mental health medication
>speaks like a nigger

I'm sure there are a few more I've missed.