I haven't had sex in ten years.

>>37960891
Damn dude. Everybody should learn from you. How did you pleasure yourself ?

in a few weeks, it'll be 12 years since i had sex

not threadworthy. i haven't had sex in 27 years.

>>37960891
I'm going on two and I pretty much want to kms.

>>37960891
I haven't had sex.

>>37960891
Yesterday i got high and drunk and spent 250 bucks in a chinese hooker to peg my ass.
Sometimes it is better not to do the sex things, really.

>>37960897
W2c Chinese hookers

My wife is in Little Rock for family issues, and I have to go to Boston for work, so we'll be apart for 10 days. That will be my longest dry spell in years.

Sex is fun and intimacy is rewarding. You should try it.

>>37960899
Sorry, I realize this is out of context for the thread but it was up for too long for me to delete it.

If you live in Northern Sweden and you're into a bit chubby, crossdressing guys, give me a call. <3 Loneliness sucks.

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>>37960891
>>37960893
>>37960894
You guys should use Wizardchan.

I don't really belong here since it's only been a month, but the person they left me for is already withholding sex from them for some reason and they said they miss me and feel lonely, but won't break up with them. I really don't think I will ever have anything with anyone else for the rest of my life, so this is a special kind of torture.

Going on a few years now. Are we worse off than virgins?

>>37960896

I'm genuinely surprised that was original.

>>37960891
I haven't had sex

Get the FUCK out

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>>37960902
Or maybe you should use Reddit.

>>37960891
I haven't had sex in 23 years. And I'm not a virgin.