Why doesn't r9k just get a slutty stoner GF?

>why don't you date this girl who will obviously cheat on you
Gee I don't know

>slutty gf
How dumb are you

>>37959812
Well, formerly slutty

>>37959801
Stoner girls are loyal as hell though

>>37960109
Ummmmm no sweetie they aren't

>>37959789
I want a pure gf that will cuddle with me daily, is that too much to ask?

>>37960203
What's with r9k's obsession with purity

>Why don't you [insert shitty idea that OP has no knowledge about] thread #23,490,439
Have you met any drug addict, including stoners, OP? They have the shittiest personalities and act like children. You think women are bad enough? Multiply that by 100. If they don't have enough for their drug, they'll literally steal everything you have, pawn it, just for a small baggie. Then they'll turn it around that it's your fault.

>>37960109
HAHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
*breathes in
*explosive laughter

>>37960335
You are offered two coke cans. One is a normal can. The other has had 3 dicks inside it. Which do you choose?

>>37960444
This is why most of us are virgins

>>37960444
>muh analogies
Its not like theres a dick imprint that stays on the can. Just wash it off. Im pretty sure women wash their vaginas. Its not like the dick is still there

>>37959789
Because I want a gf who isn't slutty and one that doesn't do drugs?

I might be okay with drinking, undecided on that

>>37960478
Most of us don't have a choice if we're on this board

>>37960335
If you had pure cocaine or cocaine that was cut with something, which would you rather have?

>>37960473
It's not even about washing, in a way they "wash" themselves. Days after sex there's no remnant of the dick that was once there.

You know what? Every time you sit at the bus, there was another mans ass and balls sitting there.

Also reminder that cuddling is overrated.

>staying quiet in the same position for hours not doing anything
>hahha so comfy bros

kys love craving faggots
>not moving constantly in bed
>doing absolutely nothing and being so boring that you get happiness/entertainment by solely being close to a female

You guys probably had unresolved mommy issues. I've cuddled plenty of times and it's boring and awkward.

>>37959789
Because a slutty stoner wouldn't want a robot as a BF

Any girl involved in a male-dominated subculture gets passed around and enjoys it, too: that's why she's really there. The average Stacy would be a more steadfast lover.

>>37960109
you wish they were

>>37960335
idfk but that's why they're here. makes no sense

>>37959789
Because girls like Natalie are trash. It was pretty funny watching this roastie get toasty after her bf dumped her, though

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>>37960444
like robots have a choice

even normals choose to settle because they understand it's inevitable

>>37960656
Are you that guy who keeps posting about God and who she told off? Props to you, my man

>>37960704
Not me, anon, I just follow her instagram

>>37959789
same reason they cant get any other girlfriend. They have standards.

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>>37960732
Why does she hate all of us so much? We fund her lifestyle

>>37960553
Then you want a pure gf to have sex with, ruin her and dump her am I right?

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>>37960109
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OOOHH OOHHH OOOHH
MMMM...
PPFFF AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OOH ANON HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE THIS STUPID AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>37960802
I don't give a shit about having any gf pure or not, if it comes good if it doesn't good too, my life is not about girls.

>>37960789
Top fukken lel

She hates us so much but she keeps making these threads. She really should be back in the mental hospital.

>>37959789
Because they've got better taste than to hang around autistic robots

>>37960694
This. You have to accept to take the bottom if you can t take any other thing.
Otherwise just reconise that your set the bar too high and you will never get laid and stop bitching about it.

>>37960854
i don't know this natalie, what's up with her?

>>37960930
Kind of like Ciara/Eliza but edgier and goth. Someone else can greentext her life, i can't be bothered

>>37960553
>cuddling

>staying quiet
>same position for hours
>not doing anything

No wonder you don't like cuddling lmfao. You have no idea how to do it

>>37960930
Some bipolar jewish stoner girl. Makes thread about herself on here to get attention and beta orbiters.

It's pretty pathetic.

It's pathetic so many guys worship her too.

>>37960968
i hate womens so much, their mentality is completely alien to us

>>37959789
im fucking trying, its all i want

because they want chads or stoner bfs and not shy and awkward virgins

>>37959789
>why don't autists date social butterfly girls who know how to get weed

>>37959789
Because I hate drugs that's why.

>>37961008
you don't have to be just a "stoner"
you have to smoke in a social way, being high but still act like a chad

>>37960968
Does she have a discord server I can join?

>>37960454
Because we're straight but like dick?
That's ridiculous.

>>37961046
i cant be stoner chad.
i get more wax than chad ever would though too bad most stoners are into bud

>>37961127
Wax takes too much effort

>>37960596
I wouldn't say smoking weed is male dominated. It's like saying drinking is male dominated.

>>37961127
>>37961234
Can't you just smear it on a cigarette or smoke it out of a meth pipe?

Because I want her to develop her frontal lobe

girls like that are always making fun of you openly with their "friends" & constantly plotting/will move on at a moments notice

>>37961234
lol no
casual/normie
>>37961263
you can smear it on a joint but its a waste to combust it

"too much effort" is a shit excuse when wax is 3x more economic than bud because of the concentration of a dab compared to a bowl.
if you live in a dry area and get some wax you can make SERIOUS paper (locally speaking) really quickly. even retards i know learned how to handle it asap once being introduced to it.
"too hard" is a normie excuse

>>37961367
I think it's a situational thing

>>37961367
>>37961507
meh i knew a girl like this
she was constantly disappearing and reappearing into my life, with crazy mostly made up stories about slinging drugs, the mafia etc, all the while she gets knocked up the year shes gone, randomly comes back to my town to tell me all this shit, then disappears again after we were supposed to hang out for another few months.
last i heard she was some drug dealers roommate, probably his whore

sucks.

Drug addicts should get sent to prison.

Stoners are by far the most idiotic, childish people I have ever met. They live off of instant gratification and put minimal effort into improving themselves.

>>37961664
Did you feel gratified by writing that

>>37961761
No it's fucking shitty watching people ruin their lives and be a burden to everyone else because they embrace their addiction.

>>37961813
This-a-this-this.

>>37960109
you haven't known many stoner girls have you? they will suck their dealers dick for a free bag and love it while doing it, they love that bad boy drug dealer shit

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my gf has an insane sex drive and is willing to try loads of drugs with me. we have long sex sessions twice or more a day. for some reason i can find acid easier than weed. me and her wanna smoke together. i love the bad girl druggie type and im slowly corrupting her. she stopped going to church cause of me. she has tattoos and might get more too. and she legit didnt care that ive done meth and heroin.

>>37959789
>tfw no prude stoner gf
>tfw no prude straight edge gf

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>>37961964
You sound pretty cool. Which one are you?

>>37959789
That's like asking why don't I just date Stacy.
Weed is the ultimate normie drug.

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>>37959789
I would like to have a slutty stoner gf yet I'm also well too aware that I will be cucked by her for less then 20$ of weed.

>>37962205
yeah it sucks
youll just end up her gay best friend she vents to about her bf probably

>>37962003
ill go with convex since my masters thesis dealt with convex geometry

>>37962322
>mathematics major
>druggie
checks out

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>>37960109
my cousins stoner gf left him after about 6 years together they lived together she just came home packed her stuff and left because she wanted to be free but actually she was getting high and fucking with other guys she seemed really nice they will all fool you anon.

>>37960335
Whats your obsession with high status male cock?

Stoner boner is pretty sweet

>>37963393
let me fuck you for a gram of wax lol

>>37960473
Knowing that another man's dick has been in her, other men's semen have been on her is a huge turn off and puts a bad feeling on you.
I have a female friend that says that she wish her bf didn't fuck so many girls cause it disgusts her

>>37963316
Pic related doesn't even look like a stoner

>>37963338
>high status
the only males who interest me are the ones who are objectively less sucessfull and generally worse off than me. i find powerful women hot though.

>>37963852
>girls that like losers
is this real?
holy fuck marry me lol

I'm sensing an unproportionate distance for weed here, any way met a qt metalhead who sells ecstasy so we shared a few bowls and I didnt even feel nervous

>>37960395
It's weed not meth or heroin you fucking moron lmfao

>>37960987
women are a meme
originaliano

Because I'm working at having a sorority gf rn to try and forget about my stoner oneitis. Now fuck off pls.

Normie women that I literally have less in common with than attention whores on patreon, yet I still have to pay for and let her bum shit off me? Nah nigga, I'll stay with my rich mommy gf. She bought me a PS3 last year and sucked me off lots, and then we watched anime.