Let's post some funny screencaps from /r9k/.

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I only have newer ones saved on my phone.

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Something original thyng

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Come on lads, I only have a few saved on phone.

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Some are probably recycled Reddit jokes.

>>37959594
holy shit this one is good originally

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What all robots should strive to be.

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Last one I have on me.

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>>37959594
>>37959517
>>37959467
>>37959793
>>37959753
>>37959680
>>37959662
>tfw the majority of this board posts from a phone

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this one cracks me up erry time

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origginnnalllioooo

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ITS ONLY A DRAWING
ITS ONLY A DRAWING

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>>37960056
Nope, I was just try to keep the thread alive.

Also phoneposting doesn't automatically make one a normie or newfag. Do you seriously expect me not to use 4chan in bed or when goong somewhere with my parents?

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Fridgebro was a(n) hero

>>37960229
I guess, but most of the time when someone's phoneposting its a normie who migrated to the chan from faceberg or whatever for le memes

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>trapfaggots honey dijon

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>trappfaggots part deux: hot sauce

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never fails to make me kek
original

>>37960265
Years later, still one of the best. I hope OP is alright now.

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Finland ftfw

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only thing on /r9k/ i've ever saved

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/kitty-tsan/
euphoria and /b/ leaking next

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In them old v cotton fields back home

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IMA watashi no
Negai goto gsa kanau naraba

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Digging deeper
Video killed the radio star

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Toad the wet sprocket
Son

>>37960580

Hey I was in thread !

>3.5 years ago

HOLY SHIEEEEEEEEET WHERE DID MY LIFE GO

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This one isn't really funny but I felt like reposting it anyway.

"male privilege", they say!

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I'm the Scat Man
Badaddaddaddaadababbabbabbbab

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>>37960371
>her breast grow to the fuck

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>>37960523
Obligatory, I wonder what happened to him.

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>wet milk

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>>37960962
I hope he's happy
Anywhere is better than here

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>>37959594
Jesus thats fucked.

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Ejaculate on a burger

>>37959594
Holy fuck, bell is still around and provides cell service?

Do they have their own network? What are the plans like?

(We're missing the big story here)

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>>37959467
Anyone else remember this thread?
oreeeeeginel

>>37961671

>How dare you appreciate the proletariat!

>>37960265
I sometimes think about that anon. I sometimes imagine the kind of microorganisms that live in that one house. I'm both terrified and fascinated at the same time.

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Not sure what this is
Might be /b/

>>37960655
Jesus christ, I did this in middle school but with gum. Although I didn't approach people. I started selling gum to friends for a quarter a piece and eventually everyone would hit me up for gum.

>>37961614
They are literally the biggest telecom in Canada.

>>37962132
Today I learned.

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>>37961671
I just cried while reading his post

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>>37960229
Yeah it does!! Get out phone normie!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>37959467

Always a cIassic.

>>37962202
That one hurt me deeply. It's so real.

>>37960162
This takes the CAKE for most depressing thing i've seen on this site

>>37961671
kek god fucking damn it why did he have to complement the fucking chef.

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tard stories anyone?

Man, some r/4chan member is gonna get so much karma today

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I miss screencap threads.

>>37961395
woah buddy, this isn't from /r9k/

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>>37959467
man fuck this bot

>>37960797
Skin bringe hloy keek

>>37960162
What kind of fucking universe is this?
The other day, at my job, there was a yellow ladybug, which I've never seen in person, cruelly crushed to death under the barndoors of a light that I was testing...

and then this anon has a life like this.

What kind of fucking universe is this? It's a fucking madhouse

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>>37959467
fielname

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>>37960162
that made me really sad

oregano

>>37961671
...complement the fucking pizzahut chef...

>>37961977
Pole u fucking tard

>>37960162
>not stabbing the mother the second he gets handed the knife

>>37963777
Trips of yepp

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Blue but I'm posting it to see what its lkkk

>>37960523
>my reply is still in the screenshot

Oh jeez oh man

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Good King Wenceslaus looked down
On the feast, St. Steven

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>>37964268
>His balls must achieve the Golden Rotation
10/10

>>37964347
I don't even care that this story is most likely fake. I haven't laughed that hard in ages.

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I almost forgot to type some meaningless comment in order to post a digital image of my choosing, commonly refered as a "screencap".
Thanks for protecting as from bad quality posts, robot!

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>>37964805
>You might as well spend the day with your mouth in a chickens ass
Everytiem

>>37960056
That picture is literally me right now. I strict myself to only browsing at night when im in bed.

>>37960162
fuck man i had a similar experience back when i was 16, luckiliy i celebrated home with only my dad and mom

>>37961614
Probably Canada. They're like 40 years behind the rest of the world for everything so it shouldn't really surprise you.

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The picture is what gets me every time

anybody have the one with the slave catgirl drawings that anon drew and his parents found?

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>>37959467
i wish i knew who posted this

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>>37960265
>Enough.

Every time

>>37964057
This is the darkest timeline

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A decently small post

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>>37959467
Originally group project

>>37959594
Kek this one's good, haha

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Not /r9k/ but funny

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who here /screencapped and posted to reddit before/

I never wanted redditors to get amused by my stories, if I did I'd post them on reddit. It's cheating that they get to take them anyway.

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>>37960745
hitler was a huge robot

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Hopefully this hasn't been posted yet, but I'm not going through the thread to check

>>37960162
Looks like some sort of Israeli cake.

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gonna be dumping, don't know how much are from r9k but im just dumping the humor ones

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rando bando grando

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originally museam deer

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origilfnls

>>37964347
This is actually the funniest thing I've read all week.

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>>37966349
>vee eye eye eye

>>37961977
It literally says in the screencap

>>37959594


This one is decent, although logistically the difference between lapping up the urine of a girl you really like and some stranger isn't so bag. Hopefully it'd turn you off of that kind of degenerate behavior though. I got sick for a week or two after licking a friend's panties that'd been encrusted with either vaginal secretion or feces.

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Fresh autism from /lit/. Eat up.

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>>37968147
>I got sick for a week or two after licking a friend's panties that'd been encrusted with either vaginal secretion or feces.

>>37962192

Replying to post within a post just in case

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this one makes me kek everytime i see it

>>37968232

you're a faggot and i think you should kill yourself

>>37960229
I agree. I love personal computing but sometimes it's inconvenient to turn on the computer as opposed to pressing one button on the phone and swiping.

>no one reposted the pics of my piss bottles or cum stains
Phew

>>37968232
my hands shake uncontrollably when I'm nervous. It's pretty annoying when you can barely flip a paper to finish reading a paper

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>>37959467
tfw morning breath

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>tfw no noodle

>>37968640
Did he take the tape out of its case and then boil it?

>>37962202
Is a same fag

>>37968711
thats probable

>>37968739
It never occurred to me you could make VHS tea.

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I saw this with my own eyes

>>37961451
FUCKING SIDES MAN

>>37964347
This is the 2nd funniest thing I've read on this thread. Thank you so much for posting this. I hope you have a nice day, you really deserve it!

>>37966176
FUCKING UNEXPECTED

>>37960331
i laughed more at this than 5 full seasons of Seinfeld

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this isnt from r9gay but nothing else in this thread is.

>>37963391
They're married now

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>>37969316
here's a classic one from /g/

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I bet people have seen this one

>>37964805
Would this originally work?

>>37968640
Her fault for being retarded.

>>37960162
What a fantastic way to encourage your NEET kid to kill themselves and stop being such a disgrace.

anyone have a cap of the thread where some blonde horse faced guy made a thread here on r9k saying women say he's attractive and the entire thread shits on him?

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>>37969316
there's been a lot of weird people in Azeroth over the years

>>37968641
is the snake guarding the tube?

>>37970090
snek lives in the tube

>>37960177
Oh my goodness! This has Me laughing nonstop!

>>37964062
Narc parents.

>>37960580
Oh man it's been a while since I've seen this, fuck. 4chan gold

>>37959594

Anon, somethings are meant to be buried.

>>37960655
Almost dying of laughter

>>37960962
>>37961395
I think I looked in the archive and he made a post with the trip. Didn't give details, but said things are fine.

>>37960799
ahhhh even if that's fake I love it

>>37961671
>complement the pizza hut chef
>PIZZA HUT CHEF
he did this to himself man, comon, how autistic can you be

>>37960056
I am replying to your post on my phone. Infact, the only time I use 4chan is at night, in bed, until I fall asleep.

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>>37968147
>I got sick for a week or two after licking a friend's panties that'd been encrusted with either vaginal secretion or feces.

oregano

>>37960056
Phone posting it as neet as you can get.

Think about it, having to put in the effort to get up sit in a chair just to shitpost. Why would I do that when I can stay cozy?

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Anybody have the collection of whiteboys posting about how much they love bbc with anime avatars?

>>37967189
i know this feel. feels like your in a zoo entertaining a bunch of idiots

>>37968514
my hands shake uncontrollably all the time. early puberty exposure to illegal pesticides.

>>37968164
ooooooooooooooo that's some fresh cringe my man
not comfortable for someone on acid to read

>>37969662
I actually found that guy in another thread once. turns out it's the Gamestop in Herald Square (New York City). weird because that's where I bought my 360 in 2005 as it was the only place with them in stock in the entire city. >tfw still have a 360 core system.

>>37968147
excuse me what the fuck man

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let's see how many of these I have

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here's numero 2

>>37971638
The tendie rating people did a video of this and apparently it wasnt too horribad.

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>>37971638
>>37971650
interesting.

san

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yon 4

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go 5

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roku 6

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nana 7

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hachi 8

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kyu 9

>>37962202
What kills me is the thread in the middle

>>37970163
why did you put ur exclamations marks like that. looks like ur sarcastic but i doubt u are cos its funny as fuck

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juu 10

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juuichi

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juuni

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juusan

>>37965299
Tell us everything pls

>>37960229
you don't just get it. If you have a life outside the computer you're most likely a normalfag. And the need to defend yourself and the reddit spacing gives it away

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dumping various screencaps I suppose

>>37962289
This is a good pun

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dumping caps

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caps dump

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posting screencaps

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screencap post

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posting a screencap

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newfags can't front page triforce

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This one made me laugh for sure

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/r9k/ screencap

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another /r9k/ post

>>37963777
I almost forgot why I love them so much

>>37971431
This. This right here. This is why I ensure I never say anything funny or even remotely decent. I would rather destroy all my humor and be left entirely emotionless then let reddit take my shitposts and mock them to no end. To end up there is a fate worse than death, so I am glad to ruin all my posts just so nobody can ever use them. Look at this, just a lengthy block of text with no coherent meaning or actual logic behind it, but you know what? It ain't ending up on reddit, and thus I have won against the gleeful neckbeards that seek to steal my glorious mind.

Checkmate Reddit, you aren't getting my mind.

>>37959662
lel. I screenshotted these posts as well.

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>>37968164

He should have bought "Pounded by the pound" an erotic fiction about a sentient pound coin that helps a gay man stop Brexit.

>>37972214
>not Slammed In The Butt By Domald Tromp's Attempt To Avoid Accusations Of Plagiarism By Removing All Facts Or Concrete Plans From His Republican National Convention Speech or The Handsome Pretendo Swap Joysticks And Portable Screen Slam My Butt While Also Allowing Me To Control My Game or even The State of California Stalks My Gay Butthole
My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass is another option
is there a torrent of these insane things?
i want to cringe at some shit today

>>37967189
Reddit is the new ebaumsworld

Any one got the story of a r9k anon who lived in a random familys house's basement with exotic pets and ate a bunch of millipedes?

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>>37969935
shit man that's fucked

>>37972303

I don't think so, but Id unironically line a bookshelf with Tingles work.

>>37960340
you can survive month without eating

>>37971904
Did this actually happen then?

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>>37959467
>tfw too low on content

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Screencapped this one a while ago, gave us a good giggle

>>37969629
W-what's that girl with huge tits from?

>>37960300
>>37960331
There was one anon who visited a transsexual hooker. The story was already hilarious, but then he posted a picture of the woman (male). It really looked like a middle aged pudgy man in drag

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>>37960745
>filename : m'holocaust.jpg

>>37960655
>starting middle school
>halfway through the first year mom hears that xylitol gum is good for your teeth
>house is always well stocked on gum
>really, really well stocked on gym
>literally tens of 100 gram bags (in my country they sell it in bags with pieces of gum in them, not sure about how other countries store their gum) at any time in one of the kitchen drawers
>always make sure to chew gum after every meal
>always have a bag of gum in my backpack
>people always ask me for gum
I was Doublemint Dave. To this day I still always chew gum after meals.

>>37962192
Replying to thread just in case

>>37967189
I'm afraid to greentext some of my exploits because I'm afraid they'll blow up on reddit and I'll end up getting doxxed

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>>37973316
well it could happen, but no one apparently found my posts. Or they did and never brought it up.

I found my brother once that way, but it was nothing embarrassing.

>>37971661
Japan always has the best bantz

>>37962192
Oh shit nigger you got me ahhhhh cum

>>37960162
Fun fact: My mum made this cake for a coworkers sons birthday meal.

>>37973724
So are you saying the guy who told the story was bullshitting, or that your mom knows the mom of that anon?

>>37972958
Dragon's Crown, awesome game

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Something so very original as a text

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testicle inhale

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>>37968164
>haha howwlllllllll i want wolf dick

>>37960797
>>37963989
I've got one of those and I'm not even circumcised.

>>37962202

I can\t fucking stop aughing

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>all this non-r9k content
COME ON STEP IT UP

>>37972214
>tfw my name is Alex and live in brexit Britain

>>37974369
Kek

Orginalosoos

>>37963952
That boy is paranoid as fuck

>>37972793
Fucking kek, wut

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More /r9k/ content is required, also I capped this one.

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>>37964347
Good king what's his nuts fuck you

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This one needs to be posted

>>37974663
I'm so glad my mom never tried to pull anything like this when I still lived with my parents. She has never brought up me not having a gf and every time I visit them I can feel the sword of Damocles hanging over me. Both my parents were quite beta at my age though, so I think they can understand (or they just do not give a fuck).

>>37962192
Replying just to make sure.

I never got a screencap of it, but back before r9k got purged, there was a thread that somehow culminated in a picture of Batman shouting and the phrase "INFINITY DILDOS"

If anyone had a screenshot of that, I'd love you forever

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>>37975062
>tfw my parents brought it up only twice in my life, once when my best friend got his first gf in middle school and once uring prom

>"So anon is there a sweet lady you're taking to prom or?"
>"Nah mom not interested to be honest"
>"Okay sweetie."

My parents are cool. My uncle though. My uncle is the cunt.

>Graduation dinner, invited a shit ton of family to eat a this expensive restaurant
>Having a good time, everyone talking/laughing and whatnot, the food is pretty good
>At the end my uncle stands up and rings his glass with the knife
>"I would just like to say I'm incredibly proud of anon for graduating so high in his class, but one mystery still remains...who's the lucky lady?"
>Shit ton of eyes on me at a public restaurant
>Didn't expect this at all, I start nervously fidgeting for a few seconds
>"I-I don't have one, not really good with girls..."
>Room is silent
>"Nonsense anon, you're 18 surely you've snagged a girl with your amazing charm, I mean you've had like how many girlfriends by now? 4? ...3? .......2?
>See smile fade from his face
>"At least one, right? Anon?"
>Awkward 30 second silence, sweating profusely
>Mom stands up and says I'm focusing on academics and that will come when it comes, "I'm too good for them anyways, more for her", plays it off really well
>Uncle sits down with grim expression
>Everyone goes back to talking, I poke at my food with my head low and appetite gone
>Pushed back tears

My uncle is handsome and was a jock when he was in high school so he's been in a lot of relationships and fucked tons of girls. It's probably hard for him to understand what's it's like to be an ugly nerd beta loser with poor social skills and natural disgust from women. 5 years later and still the most embarrassing, pathetic moment of my life.

>>37971661
Japan's turn to drop the bombs, nice

>>37975397
Nice dude, you should have said
>no im into traps.

>>37960229
>goong somewhere with my parents?
are you 12?
also it literally does make you a newfag.

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>>37975397
what a cunt
so glad my family are too awkward to ever ever bring it up

>>37960300
>>37960331
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
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>>37975397
I'm sure if he knew he wouldn't have brought it up. He didn't want to embarrass you. Being a chad, your situation was genuinely foreign to him.

>>37963391
did you found this on women hating thread?

>>37974547
he's not autistic at least.

>>37971953
Ok, but does anyone have that video? I feel strangely aroused

>>37960177
i havent laffed this hard in years.

originitaror

>>37969687
call me retard. i'm gonna start this tomorrow.

>>37967481
this one kill my head. i feel like need to take spoon of aspirins.

>>37976348
Yeah same here I couldn't understand what it means and go confused as fuck

>>37971650
>6 hours later
If you take out the peppermint it would actually be p. good.

>>37962202
Does anyone have a link to the original thread? I'm trying to search for it, but can only find people reposting the OP and getting chewed out for it.

>>37965299
When it was my 16th I got a tenner from my autistic aunt and a chocolate cake and had 3 exams

That's when I realised life was shit
Like 3 friends remembered too to top it off

>>37977370
Were any of them rectal exams?

>>37977370
Marcus?
An orginal comment desu

bump
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>>37971696

/lit/ fucked up man

>>37966344
it's literally up there somewhere

>>37962192
Fuck u u fucking quee

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yxacvbnm,

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got a couple of good ones this week

>>37968232
Shit I actually had a guy do the exact same thing in english class, he had to do a presentation then he started with his opening sentence and then just shut down. Like, he just turned red and started shaking and all the other things in that screencap. After like a minute of him standing there not saying anything the teacher spoke up and helped him get through his presentation by just asking him questions about the subject he chose. Good save by the teacher but fuck me, it was really fucking hard to hold my laughter.

>>37960799
Creasing for days
Lost it after he shat everywhere

>>37961395
That's the most autistic thing I've ever read
Unsurprisingly not og

>>37966797
jfc I lost hard

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>>37959467
More tragic than funny but it was on /r9k/...

>>37960265
I remember sitting at work while this thread was going down. I wonder what habbened to OP

>>37964347
Heres your (you) that was exquisitely written

>>37971686
I haven't guffawed at anything here in a while, but this did it.

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>>37975037
orignalisssimo

>>37964057
Their color changes until they are fully matured.

>>37960177
fuckkkkkkkkk I woke up the nieghbuos by laffing

>>37975397
why do people care abour your relationships.
It's none of their business.

And you should take care not to put your self esteem into something as random and trivial as amount of relationships.

Some people have had relationships at their 18s, others may wait til their 30s, other even til their 40s, it all boils down to luck and what you want.

>>37960371
thanks I haven't cried from laughter in a while

>>37960371
>be finnish
>45 year old
>movement teacher
>student are 12-13
>they had tight cloth on
>today was after class
>the girl go into a shower
>can see more nudism body
>her breast grow to the fuck
>little hair look has the trim
>erect my penis
>"do you have ok"
>she look out to me in wet shoulder hair
>cover breast growth but can both nipple
>"yes"
>turn to go into a shower
>"don't look the shower"
>"but your body can't say yes"
>she run out to nudism
>hear she tell to the head master
>he invited me to the office of his
>"stop never again or you get a shoe"

>>37963391
More tard stories please.

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/r9k/ in a single cap

>>37975397
I look forward to being this kind of uncle in the future.

Pointedly asking my nephew about jobs and relationships at every family gathering and forcing him to admit that he's a loser.

>>37970163
you type like a mom lmao

>>37982167
>tfw my 61 year old mother actually goes on 4chan

i showed her a thread after she asked what i was laughing at one day

her favorite boards are /an/, /ck/, and /r9k/

>>37960162
holy shit
this is exactly how my 18th birthday went, except I refused to cut the cake and was forced by my father to apologise to my mother later for making a scene

>>37961324
Powdered milk exists.

>>37982256
post screencap with timestamp

>>37982256
why would you show your mother 4chan

>>37962192
Fuck with a wooden spoon

>>37959594
Kek that's something I would have done

>>37962202
Top kek at the middle one

>>37982803
4chan is mainstream

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anon has an interesting thought

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i have a few originalios

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>>37960715
>nathan faggot
>daniel cuck

>>37960265
Literal gag reflex

>>37969935
Those kids have posted here every day since age 15.
I guarantee it.

>>37960265

i was in that thread. time flies

>>37962202
>that middle one
I remember being in that thread, good times

>>37962192
Stupid Reddit poster

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Real actual autism

>>37975627
I only do this because I feel too autistic to sit beside a "normal" looking person.

>>37964805
wait a minute I knew someone who did this. They became a manlet

>>37975452
underrated comment desuorig

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i remember this thread, many lols were had at anon

>>37961614
Yes they offer the fastest LTE speeds

>>37983862
Tulpas, I'm guessing?

>>37983862

to be fair ive made whole imaginary friends and girlfriends like this, but loosely based on real people ive met

>>37984919
i dont get it
rjawkle

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>>37984919
tfw I still have the original pic

plz don't steal

>>37985350

i already have it too tobedessy, also have my own screencap somewhere

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>>37975867
>when I vertical post the robot thinks it's spam
fuck you

>>37966797
could have played it off and became a legand

>>37967140
>i hate this place

this is a tumblr meme ADMISN BA NOW REEEEEEE

>>37959467
That is actually pretty funny, it would take a really sour person not to giggle irl.

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Here's a robot being a piece of human trash, but still funny.

>>37979477
a lot of universes where you don't exist, like the universe where everything is asses farting. but then there is one universe where everything is farting asses except for you, who exist there for some reason, you don't know why and it really sucks because you just hang around hating every second

>>37982426
>wet milk

High on origami

>>37986000
Lost hard.
Originallalalalala

>>37962192
ULTIMATE NIGGER FAGGOT

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I wonder how many roasties this robot has decieved.

>>37961614
I have Bell because I'm in Canada
as others anons have pointed out, it's overpriced and shitty

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One can only hope & dream when this day will come.

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This was from a brainstorming thread for manifesto names.

>>37987256
Damn, that's genius. It's like he's using her, but it's okay because she wanted to use him and that's the only reason it worked.

>>37987256
A robot god among regular robot plebeians.

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Anyone else think some control GETs?

Why is 4chan so damn funny

>>37987256
I'm gonna try these on some roasties. Maybe I'll finally get laid.

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From the early days.

WHO THE FUCK PUNCHED JEFF?

>>37987979
We may never know. Hopefully justice has been served.

>>37961671
This one got me hard haaaaaaaa

>>37961671
>read only the last few lines
what the hell is wrong here? why is the waitress laughi-
>pizza hut
nigger...

>>37971696
Its okay shes back now!

Just with comments disabled.

>>37974308
well everybody has a frenulum if that's what you're talking about

>>37966416
it's also the timeline where Meme Magic bleeds into real life

>>37972793
Oh lord this was too good

>>37960799
rest in peace mr scatman

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>>37971696
Normal day in 4chan

>>37963391
AARON HATED PEOPLE

>>37986000
Thats how robots are made

Origigigi

>>37971696
I couldnt believe this was real.

>>37972335
oh man I remember ebaumsworld, haven't been on there since I was like 15

In my early teens I used to fap to pics and videos I found on there by searching things only a middle schooler would try, like "sexy girls" or some shit

Reminds me of a time where I thought looking at pics of naked girls was wrong so I stuck to bikini and lingerie pictures, and I thought lesbian porn was especially immoral because I hadn't really started to question catholicism yet.

I thought "jailbait" was okay though because I was also underage. I made the mistake of mentioning that to a friend, luckily nothing really happened.

Ah, back before I wasted my life browsing 4chan and masturbating 3 times a day while I fail out of college. Back when I had hope I wouldn't be alone for the rest of my life. When I thought my intelligence would bring me success. When I thought I was better than everyone else. When I had real friends.

>>37971587
lmfao you aren't the only one my friend

>>37972660
three months, actually.

probably much more because of where we are.

>>37960056
Whats sad is most of them dont even use Mimi

>>37960265
thanks
motivated me to clean my room

>>37960580
This unironically warms my heart

>>37971909
4chan was strange

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>>37960371
>her breast grow to the fuck
FUCKMKKKKKKKK

>>37969266
It's not exactly hard to laugh at something more than at 5 seasons of Seinfeld

>>37960417
Oh fuck I'm laughing. Underrated.

>>37960265
this is going to be my living condition in 5 years

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oh boy, did this make me kek.

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>>37975037
>tfw i unironically rode the short bus in elementary school and years later I figured out I was in special ed classes because I heard someone utter the saying "he's riding the short bus"

>>37981839
>>37981925
>>37989089
Ikr?
Im so glad Finland exist, an entire race of retarded memelord mongols

>>37960715
>accidentally opened "babe book"
cant say i really believe it desu

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>>37989455
>implying someone would go through the effort of creating that autistic spreadsheet just to shitpost it on 4chan with a fake story

>>37972064
Capped and posted on reddit

>>37988670

>probably much more because of where we are

kek

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I'll dump some early screencaps

>>37975304
Purged? What was that about?

sorry for being a newfag